The Lonely Polygamist Part 6

"A lot of people don't know that June's a man's name," June said, looking wounded by the snork. "You know there was a general, in the Civil War, named June? Definitely a, uh, masculine name."

"I have a sister named June," Rusty lied. "She's three and a half."

June put away the bandages and iodine, slamming some cupboards in the process, and then led Rusty out to the other Quonset hut, which he called his shop. The shop was filled with tools and machines and shelves stacked with boxes of rusty screws and bolts. Fluorescent lights hung from chains made everything, including June's peeling face, look pale green.

June put the bent bike tire in a bench clamp and yanked on it with a wrench. He said, "I've seen you riding your bike before, I think. On Water Socket Road. You live in one of the houses? By the river?

"No," Rusty said. Even though everybody in the valley knew that the Richardses were a polygamist family, and that anybody who didn't know could tell he was a plyg kid just by looking at his c.r.a.ppy s.h.i.+rt, Rusty, along with his brothers and sisters, had been taught from day one never to talk to strangers about their family situation, never to mention they had more than one mother and more brothers and sisters than any normal person should be allowed to have. They weren't supposed to lie, their parents and teachers taught them, they just weren't supposed to tell the truth either. You figure it out.

They were reminded often there were people out there who did not understand their lifestyle and wanted to do them harm. Rusty figured a weirdo with a name like June had to be one of these people.

"So, uh," June said. "You're from one of the plyg families?"

"Yeah," Rusty sighed. Seriously, what was the use anyway? "My dad's Golden. He builds houses and stuff. Most people around here know him."

June nodded and finished straightening the spokes with a pair of pliers. Once he had the wheel all fixed and back on the bike, and the chain and sprockets greased, he said, "You, uh, hungry, Lance? I keep a mini-fridge out here with, you know, snacks. If you want. Then I'll drive you back home."

"I could maybe eat something," Rusty said. Locked away in the Tower he had gone without lunch, which was bad enough, and now it was getting close to dinner and he was ready to start fainting at any moment. June brought two cans of Pepsi, Slim Jims, a sleeve of crackers, and a box of Ding Dongs to the workbench, all of which Rusty put away while making little murmurs of appreciation. Instead of shoving the last Ding Dong into his mouth as he had the others, he savored it, really making sure he tasted it, knowing that as Aunt Beverly's prisoner he would not be enjoying dessert for a very long time. Once the food was gone and he had a minute to consider things, he decided June Haymaker wasn't too bad after all, even with his screwy name and out-of-control Adam's apple.

"What are you doing out here, anyway?" Rusty said. "You building something?"

"Actually," June said, "I'm...yes. Building something. Yeah. Maybe I'll show you sometime."

Rusty pointed at June's head. "I was thinking maybe you should wear a hat, though. A hat helps with the sunburn."

"Oh?" June said, pointing to his own face. "Yeah? This? No. Not sunburn. I had a little accident. Nothing, you know, serious. I should put some lotion on it." He looked around as if searching for lotion, but there was only a grease gun and a can of Lava soap. "Yeah. Okay. Anyway. Before I take you home I'll show you something, though. Real quick." June rummaged around in some drawers and came back with what looked like a cardboard paper towel tube with a string hanging out of it. They went outside, where the sun was down and the sky was purple and pink and the red cliffs in the distance looked like they were on fire.

June dragged some kind of welded metal contraption out from under a tarp and set it up so that a metal pipe, about three feet long and sitting on a base of plate steel, was pointing straight into the dark sky. He took a lighter from his pocket, lit the string on the cardboard tube, which began to spit sparks and was, Rusty realized, a fuse. A fuse. Which meant that the cardboard tube thing was some kind of bomb bomb.

"Okay," June said, dropping the bomb into the pipe. "Back up a little why don't we."

You didn't have to tell Rusty-he was already hauling his fat b.u.t.t around the back of the pickup, hands over his head. He heard a noise that went thoonk thoonk and then a loud hissing and he looked up to see a flash that seemed to break apart into a thousand pieces overhead. It took him a moment to figure out that it wasn't a bomb but fireworks, like the Fourth of July. Not the rinky-d.i.n.k fireworks you buy at the roadside stands but the real ones they set off at the rodeo grounds. This one exploded not all that high above them with a bang that Rusty felt in his chest, and shot off fat orange and yellow sparks that lit up everything and trailed down in slow arcs until they landed on top of the Quonset huts and bounced on the ground and one of them landed in June's hair, so that he had to smack himself with his palms to keep his head from going up in flames. Once he was sure his scalp was out of fire danger, he looked at Rusty and said, "Oh boy. You like that? I make them. Yeah. Fireworks. For a hobby." and then a loud hissing and he looked up to see a flash that seemed to break apart into a thousand pieces overhead. It took him a moment to figure out that it wasn't a bomb but fireworks, like the Fourth of July. Not the rinky-d.i.n.k fireworks you buy at the roadside stands but the real ones they set off at the rodeo grounds. This one exploded not all that high above them with a bang that Rusty felt in his chest, and shot off fat orange and yellow sparks that lit up everything and trailed down in slow arcs until they landed on top of the Quonset huts and bounced on the ground and one of them landed in June's hair, so that he had to smack himself with his palms to keep his head from going up in flames. Once he was sure his scalp was out of fire danger, he looked at Rusty and said, "Oh boy. You like that? I make them. Yeah. Fireworks. For a hobby."

Rusty said that he liked it very much and would like to see a few more, please. June said, "Oh, yeah, maybe another time. We need to get you home." He gave his smoking head one more whack. "Before your parents. Before they get worried."

A SAFE RETURN On the ride back home, Rusty imagined he could hear bloodhounds baying in the darkness and helicopters crisscrossing the night sky searching for him with their powerful spotlights and there was his family at home with a dozen police cars parked out front, wringing their hands and talking to the television cameras, We'll do anything to get him back, anything, a two-hundred-dollar reward for his safe return, why don't we go ahead and make it two-fifty, we'll do whatever it takes, we just want him back, We'll do anything to get him back, anything, a two-hundred-dollar reward for his safe return, why don't we go ahead and make it two-fifty, we'll do whatever it takes, we just want him back, while his father ran through the willows in the river bottom all muddied and worried-looking, shouting, while his father ran through the willows in the river bottom all muddied and worried-looking, shouting, Rusty! Rusteeeeee! Rusty! Rusteeeeee!

But when they pulled up in front of Old House it was so quiet it looked like n.o.body was home and Rusty remembered that his father was not even around, but still in Nevada building a home for old fogies where he would hardly notice if Rusty disappeared and was found murdered and decapitated out in the desert by some lonely freako like June here.

June helped Rusty take the bike from the bed of the pickup. "Okay, then," he said. "It was, uh, nice..."

"Don't you want to come to the door with me?" Rusty said. "Maybe my mother won't get mad if you're there to explain things."

"Oh? Uh," June said. "All right."

Before they made it up to the porch, Aunt Beverly opened the front door. The light behind her made her look black as a shadow and nine feet tall.

"Ma'am?" June said. "I was helping your boy here, uh, he crashed his bike-"

"And who are you?" Beverly said.

"My name? Yes. Ah. Ju-uh, Mr. Haymaker."

Rusty had to try extra hard to stifle a snork. "I wrecked on my bike," Rusty said. "This guy helped me." Wincing pitifully, he made use of his bandaged arm to point at June, who held up the repaired bike as further evidence. June looked terrified, which was how anybody who had to face Aunt Beverly for the first time looked.

"Then I thank you, Mr. Haymaker," she said. "Rusty, you'll get inside the house right now. I had to call your mother and she's sick with worry." Rusty turned away from her witchy-woman stare, but June, who didn't know any better, was looking right into it. He started to back away but then stopped and patted Rusty on the shoulder. "Lance here, yeah, he seems like a pretty good kid."

Aunt Beverly said nothing, just increased the voodoo wattage of her stare, and finally June turned away and practically ran across the yard to his pickup, leaving Rusty to face the a-holes of Old House all alone.

BEEP BOP BOOP Later that night his father showed up, as he always did, looking confused. It was after dinner, and Rusty was locked up in the Tower not eating dessert. His father made a little knock on the door, saying, Hey Rusty? Got a minute? Hey Rusty? Got a minute? as if Rusty had anything else to do, sitting up here in the Tower on his crumbly foam mat while downstairs everyone was having a good time and enjoying the heck out of some Apple Crisp Delight and vanilla ice cream. as if Rusty had anything else to do, sitting up here in the Tower on his crumbly foam mat while downstairs everyone was having a good time and enjoying the heck out of some Apple Crisp Delight and vanilla ice cream.

Rusty's father stepped into the bedroom, looking around as if he'd never seen it before. His eyes were bloodshot and his s.h.i.+rt wrinkled and when he settled his big behind on the bed something inside it broke with a m.u.f.fled snap. Home from Nevada only half an hour and already Aunt Beverly had sent him up here to tell Rusty things he'd heard many times before: that his actions were disappointing and not even a tiny bit appropriate, that he was trying everyone's patience and was a bad influence on the other children, and why couldn't he just behave behave?

His father put his hands on his knees and s.h.i.+fted his b.u.t.t around on the broken bed, but didn't say anything. This was only the third time Rusty could remember being alone with his father. The first was when his father took him to the hospital after he'd fallen out of the back of the pickup and split his head open on the asphalt, and the other time was when they'd had a private talk of a serious nature after Rusty went around telling everybody the joke he'd overheard at a high school basketball game, the one involving two midgets, a banana, and somebody named Dolly Parton.

In fact, the only time his father ever spoke to Rusty was when he was in trouble, like when Rusty had acted dead in the hea.r.s.e and his father had screamed at him with his eyes bugging out, as if acting dead in a hea.r.s.e were not a pretty normal thing for a kid to be doing.

And there was also the time, the really bad time, when they told Rusty he was going to be the next lucky contestant in the interfamily exchange program, and that he would be going to live at Old House, with Aunt Beverly and all her a-hole children. The day they came to take him to Old House Rusty ran into the bathroom and held on to the towel bar with his invincible Bruce Lee grip. They tried to pull him away, the bigger boys and then some of the sisters and then Aunt Beverly and Aunt Nola, yelling, Let go, Rusty, let go! Or you're going to be in some very serious trouble! Let go, Rusty, let go! Or you're going to be in some very serious trouble! and trying to pry his hands free, but n.o.body could deal with his kung-fu power. The night before, his mother had come to say good night and he told her he didn't want to go to Old House, he hated it there and it wasn't fair, and she stroked his hair and was nice to him, which she did only late at night when n.o.body else could see, and she told him he wouldn't have to go if he didn't want to, but there she was the next day, right there in the bathroom next to Aunt Beverly, sniffing a little and saying, and trying to pry his hands free, but n.o.body could deal with his kung-fu power. The night before, his mother had come to say good night and he told her he didn't want to go to Old House, he hated it there and it wasn't fair, and she stroked his hair and was nice to him, which she did only late at night when n.o.body else could see, and she told him he wouldn't have to go if he didn't want to, but there she was the next day, right there in the bathroom next to Aunt Beverly, sniffing a little and saying, Please let go, Rusty, you're making a scene, this is for your own good. Please let go, Rusty, you're making a scene, this is for your own good. Finally, they called his father, who was at a church meeting, and his father tried for twenty minutes to talk Rusty into letting go of the towel bar and then said, Finally, they called his father, who was at a church meeting, and his father tried for twenty minutes to talk Rusty into letting go of the towel bar and then said, The heck with this, The heck with this, and pulled the bar right out of the wall, yanked it out by the screws, and Rusty started screaming and kicking while his father picked him up and put him over his shoulder with Rusty still gripping the towel bar like n.o.body's business and the brothers and sisters clapping and shouting, and pulled the bar right out of the wall, yanked it out by the screws, and Rusty started screaming and kicking while his father picked him up and put him over his shoulder with Rusty still gripping the towel bar like n.o.body's business and the brothers and sisters clapping and shouting, Hooray! Hooray! And his father took him over to Old House in his pickup and they locked him up here in the Tower like he was some kind of criminal from olden times, like the Count of Monte Cristo or Hitler. And his father took him over to Old House in his pickup and they locked him up here in the Tower like he was some kind of criminal from olden times, like the Count of Monte Cristo or Hitler.

Now his father didn't look mad at all, just tired. He stared at Rusty for a long time, moving his lips a little like he was trying to come up with a word he couldn't remember.

"Rusty," Rusty said. "My name's Rusty."

"Rusty. I know that. And I think you know why I'm here, Rusty. Aunt Beverly tells me you've been in all kinds of trouble this week. Can you tell me why you were in the girls' underwear?"

"Because I'm curious?" Rusty said. "Because I'm a normal curious kid?"

"All right. Okay. What I'm having a difficult time with is the report that I got from Aunt Beverly that you were, you know, wearing the underwear. That's what I'm having trouble with."

Rusty shrugged. "Maybe because I have bad underwear and theirs is all nice and everything?" He got up and selected a random pair from the cardboard box he kept his clothes in.

The underwear were stretched out. They were full of holes. They were a color that wasn't even close to white. They were what his teacher at school would call a highly effective visual aid highly effective visual aid. His father stared at him and his underwear and sighed. Obviously, his father didn't understand him one bit. Was it because Rusty was not a human at all, but the last survivor of a race of intergalactic robots who had sent Rusty to earth in the form of a human to find out if it was a good planet for starting up a whole new race of robots that would one day blow up the universe? Possibly. And being an intergalactic robot, Rusty was new to earth ways and customs and that's why he was having trouble communicating with the earthlings, especially the Richards family, who were all a-holes?

"Okay, then," his father said. "Why don't you go ahead and put those away. We'll see about getting you some new undershorts, but you've got to try harder to keep the rules and respect other people's property. Aunt Beverly says-"

"Meep meep," Rusty said, which is robot language for, Aunt Beverly is not my mom, and this isn't my house, and it isn't fair Aunt Beverly is not my mom, and this isn't my house, and it isn't fair.

His father's huge eyebrows went up and he opened his mouth to say something but nothing came out.

"Zzzzt zzzzt," Rusty said, which is robot language for, I'm lonely and I'm mad and why does everybody hate me? I'm lonely and I'm mad and why does everybody hate me?

"What is this?" his father said. "What are you doing?"

"Beep bop boop," Rusty said, which is robot language for, please help me, you are the only one who can do it, I want to go home. please help me, you are the only one who can do it, I want to go home.

His father had a hard time pulling himself out of the broken bed, but when he walked over to where Rusty was sitting, Rusty thought that maybe he had been able to communicate using simple robot language, that maybe his father would let him go back home, or if not, at least he might pat him on the back or give him a hug and say, It's okay, Sport, don't worry, things are going to be all right It's okay, Sport, don't worry, things are going to be all right.

What his father said was, "I just don't know why you have to act so dang weird."

His father left, and Rusty stood behind the closed door, listening to him thump down the stairs and then hit his head on the low ceiling at the landing, which happened every time. Then his father was gone and everything was quiet. Rusty stared at the closed door.

"Meep meep," he said.

10.

A PEEPING TOM

OF COURSE, HE HADN'T VENTURED INTO THE p.u.s.s.yCAT MANOR TO check up on Leonard Odlum at all. He'd braved the hookers and the piles of d.i.l.d.os and Miss Alberta for one reason only: hoping to catch a glimpse of the woman he'd been carrying on with for most of the past month. Carrying on? He didn't know how else to describe it. Though there had been only limited physical contact, and he wasn't entirely sure what her name was, it was possible that what they were doing could be described as an affair. check up on Leonard Odlum at all. He'd braved the hookers and the piles of d.i.l.d.os and Miss Alberta for one reason only: hoping to catch a glimpse of the woman he'd been carrying on with for most of the past month. Carrying on? He didn't know how else to describe it. Though there had been only limited physical contact, and he wasn't entirely sure what her name was, it was possible that what they were doing could be described as an affair. Affair. Affair. The word itself made his tongue go thick in his mouth, his heart surge with a strange voltage. The word itself made his tongue go thick in his mouth, his heart surge with a strange voltage.

Whatever they were doing together, he knew one thing: it wasn't right.

It had started innocently, as all affairs, Golden a.s.sumed, do. The first time he'd seen her was at Salt Pond, a spring-fed watering hole circled by basalt boulder fields and stands of cattail. Ted Leo had told Golden he wanted to incorporate the pond into the overall plan of the new brothel, call it Lovemakers' Lagoon or Cuddlers' Cove or something equally corny, and string some lights and build a little dock for fis.h.i.+ng and canoeing and moonlit orgies, but for now it was still a shallow pond where foxes drank and cows wallowed in the summer.

The pond was where he most often liked to take his walks after a long day of work. He had little interest in spending time with the crew-who generally hung around their motel playing cards or spending all their money at one of the two bars in town-and his own home away from home, a twenty-year-old snail-back Airstream travel trailer parked on a rise a half mile from the construction site, was so small he could not lie in its lumpy berth without bending his knees or stand up in its six-by-eight kitchen without knocking his head. So he walked, usually following the game trails and up around the pond or down into the sandy arroyos until the charcoal twilight came on and clouds of bats emerged from unseen caves and crevices in the earth to take over the sky.

For several days in a row he'd been seeing the same coyote at the pond-bushy with a distinctive rust-colored pelt and a slight limp-and he had taken to leaving it an offering of food on top of the same boulder before going back to his trailer. That first night the coyote went nowhere near the piece of jerky he'd left, keeping a close eye on him as it trotted off into the lowering dusk, but when he came to check the next morning the jerky was gone. Anything could have swiped it, he knew, a bobcat, a fox, an owl, another coyote, but he liked to think it was his special coyote. A few days afterward, when he spotted the coyote making its way along the ridgeline, he left two Slim Jims on the same boulder and retreated to a stand of junipers three or four hundred yards to the south. It took nearly half an hour for the thing, after much sniffing the air and indecisive pacing, to race up, s.n.a.t.c.h the meat sticks in its jaws, and go streaking across the sage plain toward the test site, occasionally looking back over its shoulder, a definite spring in its step, as if it had gotten away with something.

So on this particular late February day, after a long afternoon of haggling with a pair of shrill, finger-jabbing county inspectors over a misplaced sewer line, he hiked up the shallow rise to the pond, hoping for nothing but some solitary quiet and the possibility of a glimpse of his coyote. Instead of a coyote, what he found was a woman, a small, dark-skinned woman, up to her thighs in the water of the pond. The sun had just gone down and the sky was a murky silver darkening to lavender near the horizon. The air was still and cool and the pond was like a perfect little mirror under the greater mirror of the sky, and the woman stood ten feet from the sh.o.r.e, in the middle of her own reflection.

Golden, a hundred yards away, hunkered next to a boulder furry with orange lichen, could only see her black hair and brown arms, but something about the way she stood, her fingertips brus.h.i.+ng the pond's surface, the tilt of her head, made him hold his breath. Though it was a warm day, he imagined how cool the water must have been, the oozing silt of the pond bed covering her feet. He imagined her feet: little brown feet with perfect toes. He embraced the boulder and held it tight.

She moved just out of view and Golden stood, looking side to side like an outlaw, and crept across a field of smaller boulders, hoping for a better look. Anyone seeing him there, burly and furtive in the half-light of dusk, might have been put in mind of a bear lurking at the edge of the watering hole to see what might come to drink.

It seemed she was talking to herself. She shrugged, held her hands out as if to say, Who knows? Who knows? and then turned suddenly to look behind her as if she knew someone was there. He ducked, fell backward on his b.u.t.t and scuttled in reverse until he was sure he hadn't been spotted. He jogged back to his trailer, feeling as if he were on the brink of something. and then turned suddenly to look behind her as if she knew someone was there. He ducked, fell backward on his b.u.t.t and scuttled in reverse until he was sure he hadn't been spotted. He jogged back to his trailer, feeling as if he were on the brink of something.

Every day after work he took the same walk, loitered nervously behind the same stand of boulders.

She came again a few days later. This time she did not go into the water but stayed at the edge, trying to skip rocks, yelping with pleasure when she succeeded. She wore some kind of traditional white dress with pineapples and bananas st.i.tched onto it with yarn. It was not sandal weather-a cold front had moved in, kicking up a persistent breeze-but here she was in leather sandals, the first day of March, her brown legs exposed. He found the sandals unaccountably alluring. For over twenty years now he'd lived in the Virgin Valley, a place of summer heat and constant suns.h.i.+ne, and had not once in his memory seen an adult woman or man there wear sandals or high heels or clogs-he had never seen so much as a flip-flop. People there, even in the worst heat, wore sensible, blocky shoes or boots that covered up, if there were such things, the comeliness of ankles, the s.e.xuality of toes.

For a moment he indulged in a sour pang of shame. He was spying on a woman, probably a prost.i.tute, and thinking about her feet feet. That she was likely a prost.i.tute, he decided, made her less threatening. She was not someone he would ever find reason to talk to or be around, no one he could feel anything for except a safely distant fascination.

One warm Tuesday evening, the thick clouds suspended over the eastern horizon gone bronze with the disappearance of the sun, he decided to take a walk. There would be no more spying, no more entertaining questionable thoughts about this poor woman's toes. If he happened to see her, he would say h.e.l.lo and move on, an upstanding citizen out for an evening stroll, a man of pure heart and clean mind.

Instead of creeping and ducking as before, he walked casually, openly, around the largest boulder, on which was spray-painted WEED MAKES ME HAPPY WEED MAKES ME HAPPY, and looked down to find her there, kneeling at the water's edge, the pond purple with dusk. His blood surged and in a panic not to be seen he toppled forward, groaning, on top of a mesquite bush.

Even though he was poked all over by the stickery branches of the bush, he kept still. Her back was to him, and she was hunched forward, pus.h.i.+ng and pulling at something in the water. She straightened up and in a single motion peeled the T-s.h.i.+rt she was wearing over her head, revealing a smooth expanse of skin divided by a white bra strap. The bush stabbed him unmercifully along his chest and neck, his bad knee began to throb, but he did not move. Each breath came long and shallow, and his mind did not register a single impulse until the thought came, No, this is not right No, this is not right, and that was when he felt a hand rest firmly on his shoulder-a hand that, as far as Golden knew, might have belonged to a vengeful and very unhappy G.o.d.

"What we lookin at here 'zactly?" Leonard whispered into his ear.

"Leonard!" Golden said through clenched teeth, craning his neck around.

"Billups said you's wantin' a talk to me. Saw you come out this way, so I followed. When I saw you fall in this bush I thought you'd had some kind of, you know, fit fit, I'd come over here to find you swallowin' your tongue tongue or someth-Now or someth-Now wait wait a a second second here." Leonard seized as if he'd swallowed his plug of tobacco. "Is this a nude woman we're looking at?" here." Leonard seized as if he'd swallowed his plug of tobacco. "Is this a nude woman we're looking at?"

"You need to leave right now, Leonard. I'll talk to you tomorrow."

"d.a.m.n me and my s.h.i.+tty eyesight!" he cried, trying to blink his eyes into better focus. "There is a nude lady lady down there!" down there!"

Golden tried to shush him, but it was too late. The woman had turned around, holding her arms against her chest.

"She see us?" Leonard said. "Does she have nice t.i.tties?"

Golden grabbed Leonard just above his skinny elbow, a sudden anger in him that blurred his vision, and squeezed so hard that Leonard opened his mouth wide in grimace, his silver fillings flas.h.i.+ng.

"Watch the spit cup!" Leonard cried.

"Go on now!" Golden said with false cheer, as if talking to a child.

"All right, d.a.m.n!" Leonard shook his arm loose and rubbed it tenderly. He stood slowly, backing up, and waved in the direction of the woman by the pond.

"h.e.l.lo there, ma'am!" he called. "We're just out here mindin' our own business!"

Golden stood too, made a halfhearted wave, and began to shuffle down the hill toward the other side of the pond. "Out for a walk!" he called. "Didn't mean to startle you." He was looking intently at his own feet, but out of the corner of his eye could see the woman grabbing the s.h.i.+rt to cover her chest and then straightening up as if she might run. She looked so frightened he felt compelled to say something.

"I was just, ah, walking, out for a walk," he said, pointing up the hill from where he'd come. "I didn't know anybody'd be here. Please don't be scared."

Using one hand to hold her s.h.i.+rt against her chest, she used her other to scoop up a pile of wet clothes at her feet, but when she turned to step off the rock several items peeled off and fell in the water.

"Ay!" she cried, stomped her foot once, and let the rest of the clothes drop at her feet.

"Can I help you?" Golden said, moving cautiously forward, his palms out, to show her he meant her no harm. "I'm sorry for scaring you."

She looked him in the eye for the first time, and he was close enough to see her broad Indian face and small, flat nose, her full lips. She was short-at least an inch or two under five feet-and st.u.r.dily built, her skin a swirling of brown shades, as if her pigment had not been properly mixed. He slowly, nonchalantly covered his overbite with his hand-from her angle his front teeth must have hung over her like a store awning.

She turned her back to him and quickly pulled her T-s.h.i.+rt back on. He automatically cast his eyes downward and noticed a pink brick of soap at the edge of the rock, and ribbons of suds separating on the surface of the water, and it finally occurred to him that she was not here to bathe, as he'd first thought, but to wash clothes.

When she turned around and gave him another hard look, he said, "My name is Golden Richards. I'm a nice man."

To show her just how nice he was, he stepped out into the pond, the water up to his calves, to retrieve an article of clothing that was threatening to float away. It turned out to be a bra, a beige, industrial-sized thing with heavy-duty straps and half a dozen hook-and-eye fasteners-the kind of bra worn by grizzled triage nurses in war zones. He held it up for a moment, at a loss, and solemnly handed it over.

Something moved at the base of the boulder field and he looked over the woman's shoulder to see Leonard hiding behind a mesquite bush. He was grinning like a maniac and giving Golden the thumbs-up.

Despite Leonard's poor eyesight, he must have seen the hot glare Golden directed his way; spit cup held high, he immediately jumped up and began tiptoeing up the path in the exaggerated pantomime of a burglar.

Golden turned his attention back to the woman, who, luckily, had not noticed Leonard but was fixated on Golden's feet. His size-sixteen work boots, full of water and covered in gray muck, were leaking all over the ground like two foundered oil tankers. He s.h.i.+fted in them and they made a rather lewd noise: squitt squitt.

"My shoes," he said. "They're wet."

She looked up at him and her face seemed to open wide for a moment, her nostrils flared, and she laughed.

That laugh. It made his skin tingle with heat, gave him the taste of something sweet in his mouth. It was an easy laugh, high-pitched and musical, a sound people would pay to hear.