The Three Stigmata Of Palmer Eldritch Part 4

Ive got to see him, Leo said.

Its James Riddle Hospital, I a.s.sume. We thought he might be there. By the way; you ever heard of a man named Richard Hnatt?

Never.

A rep from this new Boston outfit met with him and transacted some kind of business deal. This rep, Icholtz What a mess, Leo said. And I cant even get to Eldritch; Santina is hanging around at the door, along with that d.y.k.e daughter of Palmers. No one would get past the two of them, he decided.

He gave Felix Blau the address of a hotel at Base III, the one at which he had left his baggage, and then rang off.

I bet hes right, he said to himself. Palmer Eldritch is this compet.i.tor. Just my luck: I have to be in the particular line that Eldritch, on his way back from Prox, decides to enter. Why couldnt I be making rocket guidance systems and be only competing with G.E. and General Dynamics?

Now he really wondered about the lichen which Eldritch had brought with him. An improvement on Can-D, perhaps. Cheaper to produce, capable of creating translation of longer duration and intensity. Jeez!

Mulling, here and now a bizarre recollection came to him. An organization, emanating from the United Arab Republic; trained a.s.sa.s.sins for hire. Fat chance they would have against Palmer Eldritch a man like that, once he had made his mind up And yet Rondinella Fugates precognition remained; in the future he would be arraigned for the murder of Palmer Eldritch.

Evidently he would find a way despite the obstacles.

He had with him a weapon so small, so intangible, that even the most thorough search couldnt disclose it. Some time ago a surgeon at Was.h.i.+ngton, D.C. had sewn it into his tongue: a self-guiding, high-velocity poison dart, modeled on Soviet Russian lines but vastly improved, in that once it had reached its victim it obliterated itself, leaving no remains. The poison, too, was original; it did not curtail heart or respiratory action; in fact it was not a poison but a filterable virus which multiplied in the victims blood stream, causing death within forty-eight hours. It was carcinomatous, an importation from one of Ura.n.u.ss moons, and still generally unknown; it had cost him a great deal. All he needed to do was stand within arms length of his intended victim and manually squeeze the base of his tongue, protruding the same simultaneously in the victims direction. So if he could see Eldritch And I had better arrange it, he realized, before this new Boston corporation is in production. Before it can function without Eldritch. Like any weed it had to be caught early or not at all.

When he reached his hotel room he placed a call to P. P. Layouts to see if any vital-type messages or events were awaiting his attention.

Yes, Miss Gleason said, as soon as she recognized him. Theres an urgent call from a Miss Impatience White if thats her name, if I did get it right. Heres the number. Its on Mars. She held the slip to the vidscreen.

At first Leo could not place any woman named White. And then he identified herand felt fright. Why had she called?

Thanks, he mumbled, and at once rang off. G.o.d, if the UN legal division had monitored the call because Impy White, operating out of Mars, was a top pusher of Can-D.

With great reluctance he called the number.

Small-faced and sharp-eyed, pretty in a short sort of way, Impy White obtained on the vidscreen. He had imagined her as much more brawny; she looked quite bantamlike, but fierce, though. Mr. Bulero, as soon as I say it Theres no other way? No channels? A method existed by which Conner Freeman, chief of the Venusian operation, could contact him. Miss White could have worked through Freeman, her superior.

I visited a hovel, Mr. Bulero, at the south of Mars this morning with a s.h.i.+pment. The hovelists declined. On the grounds they had spent all their skins for a new product. In the same cla.s.s aswhat we sell. Chew-Z. She went on, And Leo Bulero rang off. And sat shakily in silence, thinking.

Ive got to not get rattled, he told himself. After all, Im an evolved human variety. So this is it; this is that Boston firms new product. Derived from Eldritchs lichen; I have to a.s.sume that. Hes lying there on his hospital bed not a mile from me, giving the orders no doubt through Zoe, and theres not a fligging thing I can do. The operation is all set up and functioning. Im already too late. Even this thing in my tongue , he realized. Its futile, now.

But Ill think of something, he knew. I always do.

This was not the end of P. P. Layouts, exactly.

The only thing was, what could he do? It eluded him, and this did not decrease his sweaty, nervous alarm.

Come to me, artificially accelerated cortical-development idea, he said in prayer. G.o.d help me to overcome my enemies, the b.a.s.t.a.r.ds. Maybe if I make use of my Pre-Fash precogs, Roni Fugate and Barney maybe they can come up with something. Especially that old pro Barney; he hasnt been brought in on this at all, as yet.

Once more he placed a vidcall to P. P. Layouts back on Terra. This time he requested Barney Mayersons department.

And then he remembered Barneys problem with the draft, his need of developing an inability to endure stress, in order not to wind up in a hovel on Mars.

Grimly, Leo Bulero thought, Ill provide that proof; for him the danger of being drafted is already over.

When the call came from Leo Bulero on Ganymede, Barney Mayerson was alone in his office.

The conversation did not last long; when he had hung up he glanced at his watch, and marveled. Five minutes. It had seemed a major interval in his life.

Rising, he touched the b.u.t.ton of his intercom and said, Dont let anyone in for a while. Not evenespecially not evenMiss Fugate. He walked to the window and stood gazing out at the hot, bright, empty street.

Leo was dumping the entire problem in his lap. It was the first time he had seen his employer collapse; imagine, he thought, Leo Bulero baffledby the first compet.i.tion that he had ever experienced. He very simply was not used to it. The new Boston companys existence had totally, for the time being, disoriented him; the man became the child.

Eventually Leo would snap out of it, but meanwhile what can I get from this? Barney Mayerson asked himself, and did not immediately see any answer. I can help Leo but exactly what can Leo do for me? That was a question more to his liking. In fact he had to think of it that way; Leo himself had taught him to, over the years. His employer would not have wanted it any other way.

For a time he sat meditating and then, as Leo had directed, he turned his attention to the future. And while he was at it he poked once more into his own draft situation; he tried to see precisely how that would finally resolve itself.

But the topic of his being drafted was too small, too much an iota, to be recorded in the public annals of the great; he could scan no homeopape headlines, hear no newscasts in Leos case, however, it was something else again. Because he previewed a number of pape lead articles pertaining to Leo and Palmer Eldritch. Everything of course was blurred, and alternates presented themselves in a chaos of profusion. Leo would meet Eldritch; Leo would not. Andat this he focused intently Leo arraigned for the murder of Palmer Eldritch; good lord, what did that mean?

It meant, he discovered from closer scrutiny, just what it said. And if Leo were arrested, tried, and sentenced, it might mean the termination of P. P. Layouts as a salary-paying enterprise. Hence the end of a career to which he had already sacrificed everything else in his life, his marriage and the woman he even now!loved.

Obviously it was to his advantage, a necessity in fact, to warn Leo. And yet even this datum could be turned to advantage.

He phoned Leo back. I have your news.

Good. Leo beamed, his florid, elongated, rind-topped face suffused with relief. Go ahead, Barney.

Barney said, There will soon be a situation which you can exploit. You can get in to see Palmer Eldritchnot there at the hospital but elsewhere. h.e.l.l be removed from Ganymede by his own order. He added with caution, not wanting to give away too much of the data he had collected, Therell be a falling-out between him and the UN; hes using them now, while hes incapacitated, to protect him. But when hes well Details, Leo said at once, c.o.c.king his big head alertly.

There is something Id like in exchange.

For what? Leos palpably evolved face clouded.

Barney said, In exchange for my telling you the exact date and locus at which you can successfully reach Palmer Eldritch.

Grumbling, Leo said, And what dya want, for chrissakes? He eyed Barney apprehensively; E Therapy had not brought tranquillity.

One quarter of one percent of your gross. Of P. P. Layouts not including revenue from any other source. Meaning the plantation network on Venus where Can-D was obtained.

Good food in heaven, Leo said, and breathed raggedly.

Theres more.

What more? I mean, youll be rich!

And I want a restructuring of your use of Pre-Fash consultants. Each will stay at his post, nominally handle the job he has now, but with this alteration. All their decisions will be referred to me for final review; Ill have the ultimate say-so on their determinations. So I no longer will represent any one region; you can turn New York over to Roni as soon as Power hungry, Leo said in a grating voice.

Barney shrugged. Who cared what it was called? It represented the culmination of his career; this was what counted. And they were all in it for this, Leo included. In fact Leo first of all.

Okay, Leo said, nodding. You can ride herd on all the other Pre-Fash consultants; it doesnt mean anything to me. Now tell me how and when and where You can meet Palmer Eldritch in three days. One of his own s.h.i.+ps, unmarked, will take him off Ganymede the day after tomorrow, to his demesne on Luna; there h.e.l.l continue to recuperate, but no longer in UN territory. Frank Santina wont have any more authority in this matter so you can forget about him. On the twenty-third at his demesne Eldritch will meet pape reporters, and give them his version of what took place on his trip; h.e.l.l be in a good moodat least so theyll report. Apparently healthy, glad to be back, recovering satisfactorily h.e.l.l give a long story about Just tell me how to get in. Therell still be a security system by his own boys.

Barney said, P. P. Layoutsget thisputs out a trade journal four times a year. The Mind of Minning . Its such a small-scale operation you probably dont even know it exists.

You mean I should go as a reporter from our house organ? Leo stared at him. I can get entry to his demesne on that basis? He looked disgusted. h.e.l.l. I didnt have to pay you for such garbagey information; it would have been announced in the next day or soI mean, if pape reporters are going to be there it must be made public.

Barney shrugged. He did not bother to answer.

I guess you got me, Leo said. I was too eager. Well, he added philosophically, maybe you can tell me what hes going to give the pape reporters by way of an explanation. What did he find in the Prox system? Does he mention the lichens he brought back?

He does. He claims theyre a benign form, approved by the UNs Narcotics Control Bureau, which will replace He hesitated. Certain dangerous, habit-forming derivatives now in wide use. And And, Leo finished stonily, hes going to announce the formation of a company to peddle his narcotic-exempt commodity.

Yes, Barney said. Called Chew-Z, with the slogan: be choosy. Chew Chew-Z .

Aw fergawdsake!

It was all set up by intersystem radio-laser long ago, through his daughter and with the approval of Santina and Lark at the UN, in fact with Hepburn-Gilberts own approval. They see this as a way of putting a finish to the Can-D trade.

There was silence.

Okay, Leo said hoa.r.s.ely, after a time. It seems a shame you couldnt have previewed this a couple of years ago, but h.e.l.lyoure an employee and no one told you to.

Barney shrugged.

Grim-faced, Leo Bulero rang off.

So thats that, Barney said to himself. I violated Rule One of career-oriented functioning: never tell your superior something he doesnt want to hear. I wonder what the consequences of that will be .

The vidphone all at once came back on; once again Leo Buleros clouded features formed. Listen, Barney. I just had a thought. This is going to make you sore, so get set.

Im set. He prepared himself.

I forgot, and I shouldnt have, that I previously talked to Miss Fugate and she knows aboutcertain events in the future pertaining to myself and Palmer Eldritch. Events which in any case, if she were to get disturbedand having you ride hard on her would make her disturbedshe might fly into a fit and do us harm. In fact I got to thinking that potentially all my Pre-Fash consultants could come across this information, so the idea of you supervising all of them The events, Barney interrupted, have to do with your arraignment for the first-degree murder of Palmer Eldritch; correct?

Leo grunted, wheezed, and stared morosely at him. At last, reluctantly, he nodded.

Im not going to let you pull out of the agreement you just now made with me, Barney said. You made me certain promises and I expect you to But, Leo bleated, that fool girlshes erratic, sh.e.l.l run to the UN cops; Barney, shes got me!

So have I , he pointed out quietly.

Yeah, but Ive known you for years. Leo appeared to be thinking rapidly, appraising the situation with what he enjoyed calling his next-stage-in-the-h.o.m.o-sapiens-type-evolved-knowledge powers, or some such thing. Youre a pal. You wouldnt do that, what shed do. And anyhow I can still offer you the percentage of the gross you asked for. Okay? He eyed Barney anxiously, but with formidable determination; he had made up his mind. Can we finalize on that, then?

We already finalized.

But dammit, like I said, I forgot about If you dont come through, Barney said, Ill quit. And go somewhere else with my ability. He had worked too many years to turn back at this point.

You? Leo said unbelievingly. I mean, youre not just talking about going to the UN police; youre talking aboutswitching sides and going over to Palmer Eldritch!

Barney said nothing.

You darn snink, Leo said. So this is what trying to stay afloat in times like this has done to us. Listen; Im not so sure Palmer would accept you. Probably hes got his Pre-Fash people already set up. And if he does he knows the news already, about my He broke off. Yeah, Ill take the chance; I think you have that Greek sin what did they call it?Hubris? Pride, like Satan had, reaching too far. Go ahead and reach, Barney. In fact do anything you want; it doesnt matter to me. And lots of luck, fella. Keep me posted on how you make out, and the next time you feel inclined to blackmail somebody Barney cut the connection. The screen became a formless gray. Gray , he thought, like the world inside me and around me, like reality . He rose and walked stiffly back and forth, hands in his trouser pockets.

My best bet, he decided, at this pointG.o.d forbidis to join with Roni Fugate. Because shes the one Leo is scared of, and for good reason. There must be a whole galaxy of things shed do that I wouldnt. And Leo knows it.

Reseating himself he had Roni paged, brought at last into his office.

Hi, she said brightly, colorful in her Peking-style silk dress, sans bra. Whats up? I tried to reach you a minute ago, but You just never, he said, neverhave on all your clothes. Shut the door.

She shut the door.

However, he said, to give you your due, you were very good in bed last night.

Thank you. Her youthful, clear face glowed.

Barney said, Do you foresee clearly that our employer will murder Palmer Eldritch? Or is there doubt?

Swallowing, she ducked her head and murmured, You just reek with talent. She seated herself and crossed her legs, which were, he noticed, bare. Of course theres doubt. First of all I think its moronic of Mr. Bulero, because of course it means the end of his career. The papes dont will notknow his motives for it, so I cant guess; it must be something enormous and dreadful, dont you think?

The end of his career, Barney said, and also yours and mine.

No, Roni said, I dont think so, dear. Lets consider a moment. Mr. Palmer Eldritch is going to replace him in the min field; isnt that Mr. Buleros probable motive? And doesnt that tell us something about the economic reality to come? Even with Mr. Eldritch dead it would appear that his organization will So we go over to Eldritch? Just like that?

s.c.r.e.w.i.n.g up her face in concentration, Roni said laboredly, No, I dont quite mean that. But we must be wary of losing with Mr. Bulero; we dont want to find ourselves dragged down with him I have years ahead of me and to some lesser extent so do you.

Thanks, he said acidly.

What we must do now is to plan carefully. And if precogs cant plan for the future Ive provided Leo with info thatll lead to a meeting between him and Eldritch. Had it occurred to you that the two of them might form a syndicate together? He eyed her intently.

Isee nothing like that ahead. No pape article to that effect.

G.o.d, he said with scorn, its not going to get into the papes.

Oh. Chastened, she nodded. Thats so, I guess.

And if that happened, he said, wed be nowhere, once we left Leo and marched over to Eldritch. Hed have us back and on his own terms; wed be better off getting out of the Pre-Fash business entirely. That was obvious to him and he saw by the expression on Roni Fugates face that it was obvious to her, too. If we approach Palmer Eldritch If? Weve got to.

Barney said, No we dont. We can stumble along like we are. As employees of Leo Bulero, whether he sinks or rises or even completely disappears, he thought to himself. Ill tell you what else we can do; we can approach all the other Pre-Fash consultants that work for P. P. Layouts and form a syndicate of our own. It was an idea he had toyed with for years. A guild, so to speak, with a monopoly. Then we can dictate terms to both Leo and Eldritch.

Except, Roni said, that Eldritch has Pre-Fash consultants of his own, evidently. She smiled at him. You have no clear conception of what to do, have you, Barney? I can see that. What a shame. And youve worked so many years. She shook her head sadly.

I can see, he said, why Leo was hesitant at the idea of crossing you.

Because I tell the truth? She raised her eyebrows. Yes, perhaps so; everybodys afraid of the truth. You, for instanceyou dont like to face the fact that you said no to that poor pot salesman just to get back at the woman who Shut up, he said savagely.

You know where that pot salesman probably is right now? Signed up by Palmer Eldritch . You did himand your ex-wifea favor. Whereas if youd said yes youd have chained him to a declining company, cut both of them out of their chance to She broke off. Im making you feel bad.

Gesturing, he said, This is just not relevant to what I called you in here for.

Thats right. She nodded. You called me in here so we could work out a way of betraying Leo Bulero together.

Baffled, he said, Listen But its so. You cant handle it alone; you need me. I havent said no. Keep calm. However, I dont think this is the place or the time to discuss it; lets wait until were home at the conapt. Okay? She gave him, then, a brilliant smile, one of absolute warmth.

Okay, he agreed. She was right.

Wouldnt it be sad, Roni said, if this office of yours were bugged? Perhaps Mr. Bulero is going to get a tape of everything weve said just now. Her smile continued, even grew; it dazzled him. The girl was afraid of no one and nothing on Earth or in the whole Sol system, he realized.