The Wise Man's Fear Part 121

"I should be able to help you out with that," the innkeeper said easily.

The two soldiers exchanged a look. The blonde one nodded.

"Right then." The blonde soldier put the coin back in his pocket. "Here's the truth. We aren't really going to be stopping for the night." He picked up a piece of cheese off the bar and took a bite. "And we aren't going to be paying for anything either."

"Ah," the innkeeper said. "I see."

"And if you've got enough money in your purse to change out two gold royals," the bearded one said eagerly, "then we'll have that off you as well."

The blonde soldier spread his hands in a calming gesture. "Now this don't need to be any sort of ugly thing. We aren't bad folk. You pa.s.s over your purse and we go on our way. No folk get hurt, and nothing gets wrecked. It's bound to sting a bit." He raised an eyebrow at the innkeeper. "But a little sting beats h.e.l.l out of getting yourself killed. Am I right?"

The bearded soldier looked over at where Chronicler sat near the hearth. "This hain't got nothing to do with you, either," he said grimly, his beard waggling as he spoke. "We don't want anything of yours. You just stay sat where you're at and don't get feisty on us."

Chronicler shot a glance to the man behind the bar, but the innkeeper's eyes were fixed on the two soldiers.

The blonde one took another bite of cheese while his eyes wandered around the inn. "Young man like you is doing pretty well for himself. You'll be doing just as well after we're gone. But if you start trouble, we'll feed you your teeth, wreck up the place, and you'll still be out your purse." He dropped the rest of the cheese on the bar and clapped his hands together briskly. He smiled. "So, are we all going to be civilized folk?"

"That seems reasonable," Kvothe said as he walked out from behind the bar. He moved slowly and carefully, the way you would approach a skittish horse. "I'm certainly no barbarian." Kvothe reached down and removed his purse from his pocket. He held it out in one hand.

The blonde soldier walked over to him, swaggering just a bit. He took hold of the purse and hefted it appreciatively. He turned to smile at his friend. "You see, I told-"

In a smooth motion, Kvothe stepped forward and struck the man hard in the jaw. The soldier staggered and fell to one knee. The purse arced through the air and hit the floorboards with a solid metallic thud.

Before the soldier could do more than shake his head, Kvothe stepped forward and calmly kicked him in the shoulder. Not a sharp kick of the sort that breaks bones, but a hard kick that sent him sprawling backward. The man landed hard on the floor, rolling to a stop in a messy tangle of arms and legs.

The other soldier stepped past his friend, grinning wide under his beard. He was taller than Kvothe, and his fists were broad knots of scar and knuckle. "Right cully," he said, dark satisfaction in his voice. "You're gettin' a kickin' now."

He snapped out a quick punch, but Kvothe stepped aside and kicked out sharply, hitting the soldier just above the knee. The bearded man grunted in surprise, stumbling slightly. Then Kvothe stepped close, caught the bearded man's shoulder, gripped his wrist, and twisted his outstretched arm at an awkward angle.

The big man was forced to bend over, grimacing in pain. Then he jerked his arm roughly out of the innkeeper's grip. Kvothe had half a moment to look startled before the soldier's elbow caught him in the temple.

The innkeeper staggered backward, trying to gain a little distance and a moment to clear his head. But the soldier followed close after him, fists raised, waiting for an opening.

Before Kvothe could regain his balance, the soldier stepped close and drove a fist hard into his gut. The innkeeper let out a pained huff of air, and as he started to double over the soldier swung his other fist into the side of the innkeeper's face, snapping Kvothe's head to the side and sending him reeling.

Kvothe managed to keep his feet by grabbing a nearby table for support. Blinking, he threw a wild punch to keep the bearded man at a distance. But the solider merely brushed it aside and caught hold of the innkeeper's wrist in one huge hand, easy as a father might grab hold of a wayward child in the street.

Blood running down the side of his face, Kvothe struggled to free his wrist. Dazed, he made a quick motion with both hands, then repeated it, trying to pull away. His eyes half-focused and dull with confusion, he looked down at his wrist and made the motion again, but his hands merely scrabbled uselessly at the soldier's scarred fist.

The bearded soldier eyed the stupefied innkeeper with amused curiosity, then reached out and slapped him hard on the side of the head. "You're almost a bit of a sc.r.a.pper, boy," he said. "You actually stuck one on me."

Behind them, the blonde soldier was slowly getting to his feet. "Little b.a.s.t.a.r.d sucker-punched me."

The big soldier yanked the innkeeper's wrist so he stumbled forward. "Say you're sorry, cully."

The innkeeper blinked blearily, opened his mouth as if he were about to speak, then staggered. Or rather, he seemed to stagger. Halfway through the stumbling motion became deliberate, and the innkeeper stomped down hard with the heel of his foot, aiming at the soldier's boot. At the same time he snapped his forehead down at the bearded man's nose.

But the big man merely laughed, moving his head to the side as he jerked the innkeeper off balance again by his wrist. "None of that," he chided, backhanding Kvothe across the face.

The innkeeper let out a yelp and lifted a hand to his bleeding nose. The soldier grinned and casually drove a knee hard into the innkeeper's groin.

Kvothe doubled over, first gasping soundlessly, then making a series of choked retching noises.

Moving casually, the soldier let go of Kvothe's wrist, then reached out and picked up the bottle of wine from the bar. Gripping it by the neck, he swung it like a club. When it hit the side of the innkeeper's head, it made a solid, almost metallic sound.

Kvothe crumpled bonelessly to the floor.

The big man looked at the bottle of wine curiously before setting it back on the bar. Then he bent, grabbed the innkeeper's s.h.i.+rt, and dragged his limp body out onto the open floor. He nudged the unconscious body with a foot until it stirred sluggishly.

"Said I'd give you a kickin', boy," the soldier grunted, and drove his foot hard into Kvothe's side.

The blonde soldier walked over, rubbing at the side of his face. "Had to get all clever, didn't you?" he said, spitting on the floor. He drew back his boot and landed a hard kick of his own. The innkeeper drew a sharp, hissing breath, but made no other sound.

"And you ..." The bearded soldier pointed a thick finger at Chronicler. "I've got more than one boot. Would you like to see the other? I've already skint my knuckles. It's no bother to me if you want to lose a couple teeth."

Chronicler looked around and seemed genuinely surprised to find himself standing. He lowered himself slowly back into his chair.

The blonde soldier limped off to reclaim the purse from where it had fallen, while the big bearded man remained standing over Kvothe. "I suppose you figured you had to try," he said to the crumpled body, giving him another solid kick in the side. "d.a.m.n fool. Pasty little innkeep against two of the king's own." He shook his head and spat again. "Honestly, who do you think you are?"

Curled on the floor, Kvothe began to make a low, rhythmic sound. It was a dry, quiet noise that scratched around the edges of the room. Kvothe paused as he drew a painful breath.

The bearded soldier frowned and kicked him again. "I asked you a question, cully ..."

The innkeeper made the same noise again, louder than before. Only then did it become obvious that he was laughing. Each low, broken chuckle sounded like he was coughing up a piece of shattered gla.s.s. Despite that, it was a laugh, full of dark amus.e.m.e.nt, as if the red-haired man had heard a joke that only he could understand.

It went on for some time. The bearded soldier shrugged and drew back his foot again.

Chronicler cleared his throat and the two men turned to look at him. "In the interest of keeping things civilized," he said. "I feel I should mention that the innkeeper sent his a.s.sistant out on an errand. He should be back soon... ."

The bearded soldier slapped his companion on the chest with the back of his hand. "He's right. Let's get out of here."

"Wait a moment," the blonde soldier said. He hurried back to the bar and s.n.a.t.c.hed the bottle of wine. "Right, let's go."

The bearded soldier grinned and went behind the bar, stepping on the innkeeper's body rather than over it. He grabbed a random bottle, knocking over half a dozen others as he did so. They rolled and spun on the counter between the two huge barrels, a tall, sapphire-colored one slowly toppling over the edge to shatter on the floor.

In less than a minute the men had gathered up their packs and were out the door.

Chronicler hurried over to where Kvothe lay on the wooden floor. The red-haired man was already struggling into a sitting position.

"Well that was embarra.s.sing," Kvothe said. He touched his b.l.o.o.d.y face and looked at his fingers. He chuckled again, a jagged, joyless sound. "Forgot who I was there for a minute."

"Are you alright?" Chronicler asked.

Kvothe touched his scalp speculatively. "I'll need a st.i.tch or two, I suspect."

"What can I do to help?" Chronicler asked, s.h.i.+fting his weight from foot to foot.

"Don't hover over me." Kvothe pushed himself awkwardly to his feet, then slumped into one of the tall stools at the bar. "If you want, you can fetch me a gla.s.s of water. And maybe a wet cloth."

Chronicler scurried back into the kitchen. There was the sound of frantic rummaging followed by several things falling to the ground.

Kvothe closed his eyes and leaned heavily against the bar.

"Why is the door open?" Bast called as he stepped through the doorway. "It's cold as a witch's t.i.t in here." He froze, his expression stricken. "Res.h.i.+! What happened? What ... I ... What happened?"

"Ah Bast," Kvothe said. "Close the door, would you?"

Bast hurried over, a numb expression on his face. Kvothe sat in a stool at the bar, his face swollen and b.l.o.o.d.y. Chronicler stood next to him, dabbing awkwardly at the innkeeper's scalp with a damp cloth.

"I might need to prevail on you for a few st.i.tches, Bast," Kvothe said. "If it wouldn't be too much trouble."

"Res.h.i.+," Bast repeated. "What happened?"

"Devan and I got into a bit of an argument," Kvothe said, nodding at the scribe, "about the proper use of the subjunctive mood. It got a little heated toward the end."

Chronicler looked up at Bast, then blanched and took several quick steps backward. "He's joking!" he said quickly, holding up his hands. "It was soldiers!"

Kvothe chuckled painfully to himself. There was blood on his teeth.

Bast looked around the empty taproom. "What did you do with them?"

"Not much, Bast," the innkeeper said. "They're probably miles away by now."

"Was there something wrong with them, Res.h.i.+? Like the one last night?" Bast asked.

"Just soldiers, Bast," Kvothe said. "Just two of the king's own."

Bast's face went ashen. "What?" he asked. "Res.h.i.+, why did you let them do this?"

Kvothe gave Bast an incredulous look. He gave a brief, bitter laugh, then stopped with a wince, sucking air through his teeth. "Well they seemed like such clean and virtuous boys," he said, his voice mocking. "I thought, why not let these nice fellows rob me then beat me to a pulp?"

Bast expression was full of dismay. "But you-"

Kvothe wiped away the blood that was threatening to run into his eye, then looked at Bast as if he were the stupidest creature drawing breath in the entire world. "What?" he demanded. "What do you want me to say?"

"Two soldiers, Res.h.i.+?"

"Yes!" Kvothe shouted. "Not even two! Apparently one thick-fisted thug is all it takes to beat me half to death!" He glared furiously at Bast, throwing up his arms. "What is it going to take to shut you up? Do you want a story? Do you want to hear the details?"

Bast took a step backward at the outburst. His face went even paler, his expression panicked.

Kvothe let his arms fall heavily to his sides. "Quit expecting me to be something I'm not," he said, still breathing hard. He hunched his shoulders and rubbed at his eyes, smearing blood across his face. He let his head sag wearily. "G.o.d's mother, why can't you just leave me alone?"

Bast stood as still as a startled hart, his eyes wide.

Silence flooded the room, thick and bitter as a lungful of smoke.

Kvothe drew a slow breath, the only motion in the room. "I'm sorry Bast," he said without looking up. "I'm just in a little pain right now. It got the better of me. Give me a moment and I'll have it sorted out."

Still looking down, Kvothe closed his eyes and drew several slow, shallow breaths. When he looked up, his expression was chagrined. "I'm sorry Bast," he said. "I didn't mean to snap at you."

A touch of the color returned to Bast's cheeks, and some of the tension left his shoulders as he gave a nervous smile.

Kvothe took the damp cloth from Chronicler and wiped the blood away from his eye again. "I'm sorry I interrupted you before, Bast. What is it you were about ask me?"

Bast hesitated, then said. "You killed five scrael not three days ago, Res.h.i.+." He waved toward the door. "What's some thug compared to that?"

"I picked the time and place for the scrael rather carefully, Bast," Kvothe said. "And I didn't exactly dance away unscathed, either."

Chronicler looked up, surprised. "You were hurt?" he asked. "I didn't know. You didn't look it... ."

A small, wry smile twisted the corner of Kvothe's mouth. "Old habits die hard," he said. "I do have a reputation to maintain. Besides, we heroes are only hurt in properly dramatic ways. It rather ruins the story if you find out Bast had to knit about ten feet of st.i.tches into me after the fight."

Realization broke over Bast's face like a sunrise. "Of course!" he said, his voice thick with relief. "I forgot. You're still hurt from the scrael. I knew it had to be something like that."

Kvothe looked at the floor, every line of his body sagging and weary. "Bast ..." he began.

"I knew it, Res.h.i.+," Bast said emphatically. "There's no way some thug could get the better of you."

Kvothe drew a shallow breath, then let it out in a rush. "I'm sure that's it, Bast," he said easily. "I expect I could have taken them both if I'd been fresh."

Bast's expression grew uncertain again. He turned to face Chronicler. "How could you let this happen?" he demanded.

"It's not his fault, Bast," Kvothe said absentmindedly. "I started the fight." He put a few fingers into his mouth and felt around gingerly. His fingers came out of his mouth bright with blood. "I expect I'm going to lose this tooth," he mused.

"You will not lose your tooth, Res.h.i.+," Bast said fiercely. "You will not not."

Kvothe made a slight motion with his shoulders, as if trying to shrug without moving any more of his body than he needed to. "It doesn't matter much in the grand scheme of things, Bast." He pressed the cloth to his scalp then looked at it. "I probably won't need those st.i.tches, either." He pushed himself upright on the stool. "Let's have our dinner and get back to the story." He raised an eyebrow at Chronicler. "If you're still up for it, of course."

Chronicler stared at him blankly.

"Res.h.i.+," Bast said, worried. "You're a mess." He reached out. "Let me look at your eyes."

"I'm not concussed, Bast," Kvothe said, irritated. "I've got four broken ribs, a ringing in my ears, and a loose tooth. I have a few minor scalp wounds that look more serious than they really are. My nose is b.l.o.o.d.y but not broken, and tomorrow I will be a vast tapestry of bruises."

Kvothe gave the faint shrug again. "Still, I've had worse. Besides, they reminded me of something I was close to forgetting. I should probably thank them for that." He prodded at his jaw speculatively and worked his tongue around in his mouth. "Perhaps not a terribly warm thanks."

"Res.h.i.+, you need st.i.tches," Bast said. "And you need to let me do something about that tooth."

Kvothe climbed off the stool. "I'll just chew on the other side for a few days."

Bast took hold of Kvothe's arm. His eyes were hard and dark. "Sit down Res.h.i.+." It was nothing like a request. His voice was low and sudden, like a throb of distant thunder. "Sit. Down."

Kvothe sat.

Chronicler nodded approvingly and turned to Bast. "What can I do to help?"