The Wise Man's Fear Part 18

It was in those places I searched for the Chandrian.

I looked for hours and I looked for days. A large part of the reason I had come to the University was because I wanted to discover the truth about them. Now that I finally had easy access to the Archives, I made up for lost time.

But despite my long hours of searching, I found hardly anything at all. There were several books of children's stories that featured Chandrian engaged in minor mischief like stealing pies and making milk go sour. Others had them bargaining like demons in Aturan morality plays.

Scattered through these stories were a few thin threads of fact, but nothing I didn't already know. The Chandrian were cursed. Signs showed their presence : blue flame, rot and rust, a chill in the air.

My hunt was made more difficult by the fact that I couldn't ask anyone for help. If word spread that I was spending my time reading children's stories, it would not improve my reputation.

More important, one of the few things I knew about the Chandrian was that they worked to viciously repress any knowledge of their own existence. They'd killed my troupe because my father had been writing a song about them. In Trebon they'd destroyed an entire wedding party because some of the guests had seen pictures of them on a piece of ancient pottery.

Given these facts, talking about the Chandrian didn't seem like the wisest course of action.

So I did my own searching. After days, I abandoned hope of finding anything so helpful as a book about the Chandrian, or even anything so substantial as a monograph. Still, I read on, hoping to find a sc.r.a.p of truth hidden somewhere. A single fact. A hint. Anything.

But children's stories are not rich in detail, and what few details I found were obviously fanciful. Where did the Chandrian live? In the clouds. In dreams. In a castle made of candy. What were their signs? Thunder. The darkening of the moon. One story even mentioned rainbows. Who would write that? Why make a child terrified of rainbows?

Names were easier to come by, but all were obviously stolen from other sources. Almost all of these were names of demons mentioned in the Book of the Path Book of the Path, or from some play, primarily Daeonica Daeonica. One painfully allegorical story named the Chandrian after seven well-known emperors from the days of the Aturan Empire. That, at least, gave me a brief, bitter laugh.

Eventually I discovered a slim volume called The Book of Secrets The Book of Secrets buried deep in the Dead Ledgers. It was an odd book: arranged like a bestiary but written like a children's primer. It had pictures of faerie-tale creatures like ogres, trow, and dennerlings. Each entry had a picture accompanied by a short, insipid poem. buried deep in the Dead Ledgers. It was an odd book: arranged like a bestiary but written like a children's primer. It had pictures of faerie-tale creatures like ogres, trow, and dennerlings. Each entry had a picture accompanied by a short, insipid poem.

Of course, the Chandrian were the only entry without a picture. Instead there was just an empty page framed in decorative scrollwork. The accompanying poem was less than useless: The Chandrian move from place to place, But they never leave a trace.

They hold their secrets very tight, But they never scratch and they never bite.

They never fight and they never fuss.

In fact they are quite nice to us.

They come and they go in the blink of an eye, Like a bright bolt of lightning out of the sky.

Irritating as it was to read something like this, it made one point abundantly clear. To the rest of the world the Chandrian were nothing more than childish faerie stories. No more real than shamble-men or unicorns.

I knew differently, of course. I had seen them with my own eyes. I had talked to black-eyed Cinder. I had seen Haliax wearing shadow all around him like a mantle.

So I continued my fruitless search. It didn't matter what the rest of the world believed. I knew the truth, and I've never been one to give up easily.

I settled into the rhythm of a new term. As before, I attended cla.s.ses and played music at Anker's. But most of my time was spent in the Archives. I had l.u.s.ted after them for so long that being able to walk through the front doors any time I wanted seemed almost unnatural.

Even my continuing failure to find anything factual about the Chandrian didn't sour the experience. As I hunted, I became increasingly distracted by other books I found. A handwritten medicinal herbal with watercolor pictures of various plants. A small quarto book of four plays I'd never heard of before. A remarkably engaging biography of Hevred the Wary.

I spent entire afternoons in the reading holes, missing meals and neglecting my friends. More than once I was the last student out of the Archives before the scrivs locked the doors for the night. I would have slept there if such things were allowed.

Some days, if my schedule was too tight for me to settle in for a long stretch of reading, I would simply walk the Stacks for a handful of minutes between cla.s.ses.

I was so infatuated with my new freedoms that I did not make it over the river into Imre for many days. When I did return to the Grey Man, I brought a calling card I'd fas.h.i.+oned from a sc.r.a.p of parchment. I thought Denna would be amused by it.

But when I arrived, the officious porter in the Grey Man's parlor told me no, he could not deliver my card. No, the young lady was no longer in residence. No, he could not take a message for her. No, he did not know where she had gone.

CHAPTER FIFTEEN.

Interesting Fact ELODIN STRODE INTO THE lecture hall almost an hour late. His clothes were covered in gra.s.s stains, and there were dried leaves tangled in his hair. He was grinning.

Today there were only six of us waiting for him. Jarret hadn't shown up for the last two cla.s.ses. Given the scathing comments he'd made before disappearing, I doubted he'd be coming back.

"Now!" Elodin shouted without preamble. "Tell me things!"

This was his newest way to waste our time. At the beginning of every lecture he demanded an interesting fact he had never heard before. Of course, Elodin himself was the sole arbiter of what was interesting, and if the first fact you provided didn't measure up, or if he already knew it, he would demand another, and another, until you finally came up with something that amused him.

He pointed at Brean. "Go!"

"Spiders can breathe underwater," she said promptly.

Elodin nodded. "Good." He looked at Fenton.

"There's a river south of Vintas that flows the wrong way," Fenton said. "It's a salt.w.a.ter river that runs inland from the Centhe sea."

Elodin shook his head. "Already know about that."

Fenton looked down at a piece of paper. "Emperor Ventoran once pa.s.sed a law-"

"Boring," Elodin interjected, cutting him off.

"If you drink more than two quarts of seawater you'll throw up?" Fenton asked.

Elodin worked his mouth speculatively, as if he were trying to get a piece of gristle out of his teeth. Then he gave a satisfied nod. "That's a good one." He pointed to Uresh.

"You can divide infinity an infinite number of times, and the resulting pieces will still be infinitely large," Uresh said in his odd Lenatti accent. "But if you divide a non-infinite number an infinite number of times the resulting pieces are non-infinitely small. Since they are non-infinitely small, but there are an infinite number of them, if you add them back together, their sum is infinite. This implies any number is, in fact, infinite."

"Wow," Elodin said after a long pause. He leveled a serious finger at the Lenatti man. "Uresh. Your next a.s.signment is to have s.e.x. If you do not know how to do this, see me after cla.s.s." He turned to look at Inyssa.

"The Yllish people never developed a written language," she said.

"Not true," Elodin said. "They used a system of woven knots." He made a complex motion with his hands, as if braiding something. "And they were doing it long before we started scratching pictograms on the skins of sheep."

"I didn't say they lacked recorded language," Inyssa muttered. "I said written language."

Elodin managed to convey his vast boredom in a simple shrug.

Inyssa frowned at him. "Fine. There's a type of dog in Sceria that gives birth through a vestigial p.e.n.i.s," she said.

"Wow," Elodin said. "Okay. Yeah." He pointed to Fela.

"Eighty years back the Medica discovered how to remove cataracts from eyes," Fela said.

"I already know that," Elodin said, waving his hand dismissively.

"Let me finish," Fela said. "When they figured out how to do this, it meant they could restore sight to people who had never been able to see before. These people hadn't gone blind, they had been born blind."

Elodin c.o.c.ked his head curiously.

Fela continued. "After they could see, they were shown objects. A ball, a cube, and a pyramid all sitting on a table." Fela made the shapes with her hands as she spoke. "Then the physickers asked them which one of the three objects was round."

Fela paused for effect, looking at all of us. "They couldn't tell just by looking at them. They needed to touch them first. Only after they touched the ball did they realize it was the round one."

Elodin threw his head back and laughed delightedly. "Really?" he asked her.

She nodded.

"Fela wins the prize!" Elodin shouted, throwing up his hands. He reached into his pocket and brought out something brown and oblong, pressing it into her hands.

She looked at it curiously. It was a milkweed pod.

"Kvothe hasn't gone yet," Brean said.

"Doesn't matter," Elodin said in an offhand way. "Kvothe is c.r.a.p at Interesting Fact."

I scowled as loudly as I could.

"Fine," Elodin said. "Tell me what you have."

"The Adem mercenaries have a secret art called the Lethani," I said. "It is the key to what makes them such fierce warriors."

Elodin c.o.c.ked his head to one side. "Really?" he asked. "What is it?"

"I don't know," I said flippantly, hoping to irritate him. "Like I said, it's secret."

Elodin seemed to consider this for a moment, then shook his head. "No. Interesting, but not a fact. It's like saying the Cealdish moneylenders have a secret art called Financia that makes them such fierce bankers. There's no substance to it." He looked at me again, expectantly.

I tried to think of something else, but I couldn't. My head was full of faerie tales and dead-ended research into the Chandrian.

"See?" Elodin said to Brean. "He's c.r.a.p."

"I just don't know why we're wasting our time with this," I snapped.

"Do you have better things to do?" Elodin asked.

"Yes!" I exploded angrily. "I have a thousand more important things to do! Like learning about the name of the wind!"

Elodin held up a finger, attempting to strike a sage pose and failing because of the leaves in his hair. "Small facts lead to great knowing," he intoned. "Just as small names lead to large names."

He clapped his hands and rubbed them together eagerly. "Right! Fela! Open your prize and we can give Kvothe the lesson he so greatly desires."

Fela cracked the dry husk of the milkweed pod. The white fluff of the floating seeds spilled out into her hands.

Master Namer motioned for her to toss it into the air. Fela threw it, and everyone watched the ma.s.s of white fluff sail toward the high ceiling of the lecture hall, then fall back heavily to the ground.

"G.o.ddammit," Elodin said. He stalked over to the bundle of seeds, picked it up, and waved it around vigorously until the air was full of gently floating puffs of milkweed seed.

Then Elodin started to chase the seeds wildly around the room, trying to s.n.a.t.c.h them out of the air with his hands. He clambered over chairs, ran across the lecturer's dais, and jumped onto the table at the front of the room.

All the while he grabbed at the seeds. At first he did it one-handed, like you'd catch a ball. But he met with no success, and so he started clapping at them, the way you'd swat a fly. When this didn't work either, he tried to catch them with both hands, the way a child might cup a firefly out of the air.

But he couldn't get hold of one. The more he chased, the more frantic he became, the faster he ran, the wilder he grabbed. This went on for a full minute. Two minutes. Five minutes. Ten.

It might have gone on for the entire cla.s.s period, but eventually he tripped over a chair and tumbled painfully to the stone floor, tearing open the leg of his pants and b.l.o.o.d.ying his knee.

Clutching his leg, he sat on the ground and let loose with a string of angry cursing the like of which I had never heard in my entire life. He shouted and snarled and spat. He moved through at least eight languages, and even when I couldn't understand the words he used, the sound of it made my gut clench and the hair on my arms stand up. He said things that made me sweat. He said things that made me sick. He said things I didn't know it was possible to say.

I expect this might have continued, but while drawing an angry breath, he sucked one of the floating milkweed seeds into his mouth and began to cough and choke violently.

Eventually he spat out the seed, caught his breath, got to his feet, and limped out of the lecture hall without saying another word.

This was not a particularly odd day's cla.s.s under Master Elodin.

After Elodin's cla.s.s I ate a bit of lunch at Anker's, then went to my s.h.i.+ft in the Medica, watching more experienced El'the diagnose and treat incoming patients. After that I headed over the river with the hope of finding Denna. It was my third trip in as many days, but it was a crisp, sunny day, and after all my time in the Archives, I felt the need to stretch my legs a bit.

I stopped at the Eolian first, though it was far too early for Denna to be there. I chatted with Stanchion and Deoch before moving on to a few of the other inns I knew she occasionally frequented: Taps, Barrel and Bale, and Dog in the Wall. She wasn't at any of those either.

I wandered through a few public gardens, their trees almost entirely devoid of leaves. Then I visited all the instrument shops I could find, browsing the lutes and asking if they'd seen a pretty dark-haired woman looking at harps. They hadn't.

It was fully dark by then. So I stopped by the Eolian again and wandered slowly through the crowd. Denna was still nowhere to be seen, but I did meet up with Count Threpe. We shared a drink and listened to a few songs before I left.

I pulled my cloak more tightly around my shoulders as I started back to the University. Imre's streets were busier now than they had been during the day, and despite the chill in the air, there was a festival feel to the town. Music of a dozen different kinds poured from the doorways of inns and theaters. People crowded in and out of restaurants and exhibition halls.

Then I heard a laugh rise high and bright over the low murmuring of the crowds. I would have recognized it anywhere. It was Denna's laugh. I knew it like the backs of my own hands.

I turned around, feeling a smile spread across my face. This was always the way of it. I only seemed to be able to find her after I'd given up hope.

I scanned the faces in the milling throng and found her easily. Denna stood by the doorway of a small cafe, wearing a long dress of dark blue velvet.

I took a step toward her, then stopped. I watched as Denna spoke to someone standing behind the open door of a carriage. The only part of her companion I could see was the very top of his head. He was wearing a hat with a tall white plume.

A moment later, Ambrose closed the carriage door. He gave her a wide, charming smile and said something that made her laugh. Lamplight glittered on the gold brocade of his jacket, and his gloves were dyed the same dark, royal purple as his boots. The color should have looked garish on him, but it didn't.

As I stood staring, a pa.s.sing two-horse fetter cart nearly knocked me flat and trampled me, which would have been fair, as I was standing in the middle of the road. The driver cursed and flicked out with his horse whip as he went past. It caught me on the back of the neck, but I didn't even feel it.

I regained my balance and looked up in time to see Ambrose kiss Denna's hand. Then, moving gracefully, he offered her his arm and they entered the cafe, together.