The Unusual Life Of Tristan Smith Part 53

I moved and yawned, to let her know I was awake.

She looked across at me.

'Good morning, Bruder Mouse,' she said.

I did not say anything.

'One mo, there she was,' she said.

She continued to parade up and down, to enter the bathroom, to come back to the closet. I could not, for the life of me, see what she was doing in any of these places. She did not take clothing from the closet. She did not perform any toilette in the bathroom. She walked before me as if I were nothing but a dog, and I watched her.

Was this exciting? Yes, d.a.m.n it, yes it was. She was an attractive thirty-year-old woman with her clothes off. She was not tall, and she was a little thick in the waist, but she had big well-shaped b.r.e.a.s.t.s and a firm backside. She had a soft bush of blonde hair.

From the bathroom she called to me.

'Bruder.'

'Yes.'

'Do you have thoughts?'

'Thoughts about what?' I said.

'Do you have anything to have thoughts with?'

'I have as good a brain as you,' I said.

She came out from the bathroom, her hand holding her hair up, smiling. 'It was not brain I meant,' she said.

'Oh.'

'Does my hair look better up or down?'

'Come here,' I said, 'so I can see.'

'What about Madam Mouse?' she said.

But she came a little closer. She had not dried herself quite properly. I could see beads of water on her little nest of hair.

'Come here.'

She shook her head. She walked away. She walked to the window and pulled those drapes closed. She went to the bathroom and turned off the light.

The room was now pitch black: darkest, deepest, velvet night. Yet I could feel her come towards me. I could feel her warmth. I could smell her perfume, shampoo, soap, steam. I heard her small white feet upon her knotted folk rugs.

'Don't tell me,' she said.

'Tell you what?'

'Don't tell me anything, OK?'

She came into the bed. I held her, this woman who had no lovers. She held me hard between her b.r.e.a.s.t.s. You might imagine me inside my suit, locked in, smelling my own breath, distant from this stranger, able only to feel her desire as she moaned and dragged me between her legs, and you may, never having been in my position, be thinking of the humiliation and discomfort and forgetting, entirely, that Jacqui had given me a zipper and that I could, there in the fragrant dark, slowly ease my porpoise into her, and feel her soft pink muscles grip me.

'OhmyG.o.d,' said Peggy Kram, her fingers holding on to my back, 'Bruder Mouse.' Lots more she said. She talked and sighed and laughed and begged me keep my secrets to myself. She squirmed and slid and exclaimed and made little bird noises high in her white woman's throat and, what with the conversation and all, we hardly heard the banging on the door and Jacqui's distant voice crying, 'Tristan, if you're there...'

'No Tristan here,' murmured Peggy Kram.

'Tristan, we've got to go, now.'

'You can stay right on my pillow,' said Peggy Kram. 'This is better than a man. I'm going to keep you.'

51.

She would not let me go, Madam, Meneer. I know now, she was not well. It is obvious to you, of course. It was obvious to Wally. But for me the case was different. She wished to dress in front of me. I am a man. I was more than pleased to watch. She wished to play games in the dirty dark and put her mouth around my porpoise and call it names in French. Why would I think that she was disturbed? disturbed?

Outside the door my nurse called and hammered, but Jacqui no matter how I admired her weird and dangerous spirit was there to get me out, away from Peggy Kram, out of the country, over the border, down long roads with high poplar trees standing on each side. All right, all right she wished to save my life, and I, the monster, was like a dog licking its d.i.c.k in the middle of the road.

Mrs Kram had other plans for me, and she could not let me go. This is what she told Jacqui, shouted at her, through the door.

'He's mine,' she said. I did not think this strange. It is not alarming to be found, at last, desirable.

She opened the bedroom curtains and showed me Saarlim. She talked pa.s.sionately about its former greatness, its present troubles. She pointed out the five Sirkus Domes she owned. She pointed out the roads the Mayor had sold to foreign speculators. There were tears in her eyes. I did not doubt her concern.

Was I simple? Was I an opportunist? Both, I suppose, but to charge that '[Tristan Smith did] wilfully, blasphemously, seditiously disguise his being and therefore lead others to believe he was Bruder Mouse and that all this was undertaken with the express purpose of defrauding the citizens of Saarlim and depriving them of liberties granted them by G.o.d' '[Tristan Smith did] wilfully, blasphemously, seditiously disguise his being and therefore lead others to believe he was Bruder Mouse and that all this was undertaken with the express purpose of defrauding the citizens of Saarlim and depriving them of liberties granted them by G.o.d' really, Madam, Meneer, you give me too much credit. really, Madam, Meneer, you give me too much credit.

Yes, I came into your country with my secret rage. Yes, I lied to you and said I felt no rage. Yes, I acted as if my mother's murder were not a personal matter between me and you. But is that not, in normal circ.u.mstances, polite?

Your own agent was the one who ran down the Simi, the so-called theft of which is the subject of charge three.* I could not have planned this. Yet if I had not met the Simi, I could never have so charmed Mrs Kram. So common sense will tell you that I could not have entered Voorstand planning to climb into Kram's bed. I could not have planned this. Yet if I had not met the Simi, I could never have so charmed Mrs Kram. So common sense will tell you that I could not have entered Voorstand planning to climb into Kram's bed.

Almost a week I spent with her. During that time no one not Wendell Deveau, not Gabe Manzini could discover where I was. Metaphorically speaking, I was in another country.

We sat amongst her folk rugs (so many mice and ducks you never saw) with her photograph alb.u.ms. So many black borders, so many dead people. So many terrible things had happened to her in her short life. She had witnessed her handsome husband's brains splatter against the front-row celebrities on opening night. She lost two babies in the home that caught alight while she was at the theatre. Other things, you may or may not know about, more things than should have happened to anyone, had happened to this woman, whose wealth and power were envied everywhere.

She is thought to be ruthless, I know, and is, I know.

But Madam, Meneer, this misguided woman's pa.s.sion for the principles of your past, her vegetarianism, her prayerfulness, all this is genuine.

In each one of her Ghostdorps she had tried to create an ideal world a model where the actor inhabitants lived in accordance with the values of the Settlers Free. 'They ploughed, they tilled, hulled, they shucked, they ground, etc.'

She promised me she would find work for my father, that she would keep me in comfort all my life. She told me she would employ my nurse.

She told me about the Saarlim Ghostdorp. It was not my idea. How could it be? Could it be anyone's but hers? It was she who had a.s.sembled Frear Munroe, Dirk Juta, Clive Baarder, on her rooftop.

It was she who later took me into her trothaus boardroom and introduced me to Clive Baarder. Please wait, Madam, Meneer. In a moment I will tell you what happened in that room. But first a reminder of what you put my family through.

*'Unlawfully take into his own possession a Simulacrum Mark 3, model No. 234, the property of the Saarlim Cybernetic Corporation, and that he did, without proper permission, either orally or written, and contrary to the best interests of the aforesaid Simulacrum's legal owners, damage the aforesaid machine to such a degree as to make it without value.'

52.

'You are asking me to betray my son,' my father said to Gabe Manzini, who was drinking Orange Pekoe tea from Bill's best art-deco china ware.

'A little melodramatic,' Gabe Manzini said, 'even for the Sirkus Brits.' He lifted the saucer to read the mark and then placed it on the table very gently. 'All I asked you was, have you seen him or his nurse?'

Bill looked away from him towards Wendell Deveau. The big pasty Efican was looking out of the window, eating the ham sandwich he had brought with him.

'I can't do it,' Bill said, at last.

'Come on, mo-frere,' Wendell Deveau said, crumpling up the green sandwich bag. 'Don't stuff us around.'

Bill took the greasy paper from the DoS man and carried it to the fastidiously tidy kitchen.

'It is your privilege not to a.s.sist us,' Gabe Manzini called. 'Just as it is my privilege to ask if your immigration papers are in order.'

'You'd kick me out of the country, for not answering a question?'

'Again: I did not say that. But we are a rough lot, Meneer Millefleur. We get very impatient with details.'

'I've lived here over twenty years,' Bill said, seating himself at the table again. 'I've paid my taxes.'

'Come on, Bill,' Wendell Deveau said. 'Don't stuff us around.'

'Twenty years!' Manzini smiled, and what was unnerving to Bill was that it was a nice smile, the smile of a civilized man. 'You must like it here. This is a very nice apartment. I was admiring the De Kok.'

'I like it a great deal,' Bill said.

'As for your papers, to tell you the truth, I couldn't say if they were in order if you showed them to me,' Gabe Manzini said. 'We have a whole building full of lawyers who look at that sort of thing.'

'And what do you want with my son?'

'Well, as you can see, we have two parties with an interest,' Gabe Manzini said. 'And if I were a little less less upset with my colleagues in your estimable DoS I might not say this to you but if I were you, Meneer Millefleur, I would be working d.a.m.n hard to let me have your son. I think Agent Deveau here has orders to upset with my colleagues in your estimable DoS I might not say this to you but if I were you, Meneer Millefleur, I would be working d.a.m.n hard to let me have your son. I think Agent Deveau here has orders to eliminate eliminate him.' him.'

'Come on, Gabe, all I want to do is interview him, just like you do,' Wendell said.

'Well, Meneer Deveau, the tapes will settle that question. My advice to you,' he turned to Bill, 'would be to let me talk to him. We Voorstanders are not always the villains.'

'I don't have to work in Saarlim,' Bill said. 'You refuse me residency, I'll go home.'

'You know,' Gabe Manzini said, 'I wouldn't advise that. Those DoS guys can be real p.r.i.c.ks, especially when they've been made to look stupid. Just because they're sometimes unprofessional doesn't mean they couldn't hurt you. The opposite, really.'

'Could I have a second of your time?' Wendell said to Gabe Manzini.

Gabe Manzini looked up at Wendell Deveau and smiled pleasantly. 'Of course, Bruder,' he said. 'Later. We'll talk all about it at 583. For now, I think we should give Mr Millefleur a moment to reflect.'

Gabe Manzini rose and walked around the apartment. He stopped at a sandstone figure of the Dog-headed Saint. Picked it up. Turned it over. Replaced it. He was a neat figure, slim, athletic, with s.h.i.+ning brown shoes and corduroy trousers. He was like a curator, not a murderer. Everything he looked at, the precious dining table, the art-deco china, the Badberg first editions, the De Kok 'Crucifixion in the New World', revealed a connoisseur's discernment and therefore an educated approval which Bill would, in other circ.u.mstances, have found highly flattering.

Indeed, my father had always prided himself that, no matter what his disappointments in relation to his acting, he was living a cultured life at the centre of the world. He had seen Michael Cohen play Hamlet. He had dined with Una Chaudry. He had seen the greatest actors of his time. He had shaken the hands of two kings, a mayor, a duke from England. He had skated on the ice in Demos Platz on Christmas Day. He had dined at Le Recamier, at all the finest restaurants in the city. He had been born in a leaking caravan in Efica, but he had spent his life with the very best of everything in the world.

But now he saw it was impossible for him to do what he was asked. He sat and looked at the possessions which had hitherto given him so much satisfaction and realized that he did not give a tinker's fart about them. He saw a whole wall of dominoes tipping and falling like a long black tail which led back to the ageing Circus School with the rusting roof.

In his mind he and Tristan Smith were already back in the seedy little theatre in Gazette Street. It was raining. Moosone. The drains were overflowing. A plastic rubbish bin was blowing down the street.

53.

Wally had turned his back on me. Jacqui had brushed past me and ignored my greeting. But it was Clive Baarder who had been the most upset to see me when, nearly a week later, I finally emerged from Peggy Kram's boudoir.

He sat at the top of the long table in the trothaus boardroom with his back towards the grey gritty Saarlim sky. He placed a yellow legal pad in front of him and removed the cap from his pen.

'So what is this about?' he said to Peggy Kram, who had positioned herself right next to his elbow.

'You tell him, Bruder, hunning,' she said to me.

I looked up the long table from my seat. 'The idea ...' I began.

'Wait,' Clive Baarder said. To Peggy Kram he said, 'Is this his idea?'

'Not exactly.'

'So why is he presenting it? Why is this ... personage ... sitting in our boardroom?'

'In the past,' Peggy said, resting her hand upon Baarder's rigid forearm and patting it, 'this would not have been unusual.'

Clive Baarder let her hand rest a moment. Then he withdrew his arm and made a neat black line across his legal pad.

'What past do you mean?'

'In the Great Historical Past,' she said. 'When Bruder Mouse walked amongst the Settlers Free.'

Clive Baarder looked down at his legal pad for a considerable length of time.

I had earlier imagined Baarder to be a kind of private secretary, but now I saw what all of Saarlim knows: he was a powerful man.