The Real Werewives Of Vampire County Part 33

The whole place whispered expensive. Tasteful. Cla.s.sy.

Jon looked proud. "I want this place to feel like home. If there's anything you'd like to change-and I'm hoping there is-I want you to do it. Just tell me what you want, what you need, and I'll make it happen."

I tested one of the chairs. Heaven. "Thanks," I said, beaming as I ran my hand over the arm. I pulled in a deep breath, drawing in the scrumptious scent of the leather and the equally intoxicating aroma of the man standing next to me. Whatever cologne he was wearing, it was pure aphrodisiac. "But everything looks so new. I don't see why we'd need to change a thing."

"Doesn't matter. Do whatever you want." He grabbed my hands, eyes twinkling, and pulled me to my feet. "Don't get too comfortable yet. I still need to show you the rest of the house."

He escorted me into the kitchen, which sported all the essentials of fine suburban living. Stainless steel appliances, natural stone countertops, beautiful wood cabinets and floor. There were two ovens. Two. I rarely put one to use. How would I ever find a reason to use two? Jon informed me the stove was a chef's stove, whatever that meant. It was big and looked dangerous. I decided I'd stick with microwaving for now. The fridge, on the other hand, was also enormous but not at all scary. It was well stocked with all my favorite foods. There was even a month's worth of my fave ice cream in the freezer.

This man deserved a kiss. I gave him one. And a second. And a third.

He growled like a man-bear-how I adore the way he growls-scooped me up into his arms, and turned a one-eighty, heading back toward the front of the house.

With one arm looped around his neck, I swallowed a girly giggle. Would this be my life from now on? Filled with toe-curling kisses, manly growls, and a never-ending supply of German chocolate ice cream? I didn't dare hope so. A past full of heartache, hards.h.i.+p, and frustration had shattered the lenses in my rose-colored gla.s.ses a long time ago.

That didn't mean I couldn't enjoy this moment.

"Now, to show you our room." Upstairs, Jon turned into the first room on the right, and I literally gasped.

"No way. Is this really our bedroom?" I asked, gaping like a kid who'd just stepped into the world's largest toy store. I was beginning to see a trend here. The bed, just like the stove and refrigerator and television downstairs, was gigantic. Who would need so much s.p.a.ce to sleep? Then again, I wondered if that s.p.a.ce was intended for something else, something besides sleep. As a few possibilities played through my mind, I licked my lips.

Jon said, "I just had this room redesigned. But if you don't like it-"

"I love it."

"Good." Jon dropped me on the bed. It was like landing on a cloud. He palmed my cheeks and stared into my eyes, his expression dark and manly and one hundred percent s.e.xy. "I want you to be happy."

"I have a feeling I'll be very happy."

"You can bet I'll do everything in my power to make sure of that." He tipped his head, and I closed my eyes, bracing for another mind-blowing kiss. But a knock on the door had me snapping them open and Jon jerking back.

"Dad." Joshua, Jon's twelve-year-old son, was standing just inside the door, his cell phone in his hand. He had the world's worst timing. But I'd heard that was true for all kids. "Can I go to Ethan's house?"

I scrambled to my feet and tried to pretend my face wasn't about to combust into flames. I was slightly aware of Jon pus.h.i.+ng to his feet beside me.

I stuttered, "Josh, it's good seeing you again."

Josh gave me one of those looks, the kind that said, "yeah, whatever."

Jon said, "Josh, I told you, I need your help today. Christine's moving in."

Josh's expression darkened. "But Dad, it's Labor Day weekend. School starts Tuesday. It's my last weekend of summer vacation-"

"Jon," I whispered, turning to face my hot, s.e.xy almost-fiance. "If you're making Josh stay home for my sake, it's okay. I'd rather he go play with his friends, have fun."

Josh adopted a convincing sad puppy expression.

Jon thought about it.

"Please," Josh said, his voice doing that preteen-boy cracking thing. Ugh. I was about to become a stepmom to a teenager. Good times were coming my way. I could see it already. "I'll be back by seven. That'll still give you plenty of time to make me work."

"Fine. By seven. Not a minute later."

Josh roared out of the house as fast as his twelve-year-old legs could take him. When the deep thump of the front door slamming echoed through the house, Jon strolled to the bedroom door and closed it. Turning, he gave me a look hot enough to melt lead. "Now, where were we?"

I fell onto the mattress, batting my eyelashes at him. "I think you were about to make me very happy-" I gave a little shriek as he pounced on me like an overgrown jungle cat.

Angled over me, Jon gave me a Ches.h.i.+re grin. "Ah, yes. And so I was."

Okay, so there was at least one thing about this Stepford setup I'd like....

Jon nibbled on my earlobe.

The doorbell rang.

"Urk," I said.

"d.a.m.n," Jon said. He scowled. "The h.e.l.l with it. They'll go away." He went back to nibbling, and I went back to melting.

The freaking doorbell rang a second time. Jon kept on nipping my neck, but I wasn't into it anymore. I was distracted. When the bell rang a third time, I shoved him. "Okay, Dracula"-it's a silly pet name, but the man has a thing for necks-"we're going to have to take a timeout. I can't get into the mood with all that ding-donging."

Jon sighed. It was his turn to give a sad puppy look. It was clear where Joshua had learned it.

"Won't work." I pushed on his chest until he was upright.

"But it worked for Josh." Ding dong. "Ignore it." He grabbed my hand, flipped it over, and scattered tickly little kisses over the inside of my wrist.

Ding dong.

"I can't ignore it."

Ding dong.

Sheesh, whoever that was, they were persistent.

Jon motioned to me. "Stay put. I'll be back in a minute."

I decided I was okay with that plan ... until I heard a woman's voice downstairs. Laughing.

I'd just left the best job of my life, said sayonara to every friend I had in the world, and hauled everything I owned three hundred miles. I didn't do that to sit upstairs and listen to my soon-to-be husband flirt with another woman.

After a quick mirror check-a girl needs to make a good first impression-I headed downstairs to see why my not-quite fiance hadn't returned to me yet.

I wasn't happy with what I saw when I reached the foyer. The world's most perfect woman-Stepford, I'm telling you-was standing a little too close to Jon for my comfort. She was holding a covered Pyrex pan with something red in it. As I stepped onto the stone tile, the visitor's attention snapped to me. So did Jon's.

"Hi," I said to them both.

Jon and the Stepford wife began chattering at the same time. Jon stopped.

Mrs. Perfect beamed at me. Perfect blond hair. Perfect makeup. Her dress was very well-maintained vintage. 1950s. Silk. I was guessing Harvey Berin. She was wearing a wedding ring. "h.e.l.lo, Christine, I'm Samantha Phillips. I live next door. So good to meet you at last." She shoved the hot dish into my hands, cherry pot holders keeping them from blistering. "I made a pan of lasagna, thinking you'd probably be too busy to cook tonight."

The scents of tomato sauce and garlic and cheese tickled my nose. "How thoughtful. Thank you." I took the pan to the kitchen and set it on the stove. I heard Jon and Samantha following me.

"Thank you," Jon echoed.

When I turned around, I found Samantha standing with her hands clasped in front of her A-line skirt. I shoved the pot holders into her empty hands. "Thanks again."

She jammed one hand into a skirt pocket, produced a business card. "I guess I should get going. Don't want to keep you from your work." She extended her arm, offering the card. "If you need help with anything, please don't hesitate to call. I'm home all day. I can be here in a blink. Mich.e.l.le and I used to-" She cut herself off. "Forgive me. Mich.e.l.le was a good friend."

"It's okay. I understand." I accepted the card and set it on the counter. "Thanks again. I'll keep your offer in mind."

"Okay, then. I can see myself out." Samantha threw a cute little wave at Jon and hustled toward the door. I watched Jon watch her leave. When he finally glanced my way, I probably wasn't looking too happy.

"I'm sorry about that. Samantha and my first wife were close. She had a very hard time after Mich.e.l.le died. But I'd rather not talk about that right now." He hauled me into his arms. "Mich.e.l.le was my past. You are my future. And if you're worried about Samantha, don't be," he said. "She's very happily married. And I'm very happily almost-married."

The man knew just what to say.

He also knew just what to do. He kissed me until I couldn't breathe and I'd forgotten all about whatshername and her lasagna and her stupid cherry pot holders.

Oh yes, I was definitely feeling better now. Warm. Tingly. Happy.

"Shall we head back upstairs?" I asked, dragging my fingernails down his chest. I hadn't seen that chest in three weeks. Long-distance dating sucked. It was so good to be done with that now.

"Yes, let's go." Jon tossed me over his shoulder like a caveman. I gave a little shriek of surprise, flopping over to give his cute b.u.t.t a smack. He gave me one in return as he headed toward the staircase.

Then the doorbell rang again.

"OhmyG.o.d," I said to his back. "Are you kidding me?"

"Ignore it."

Ding dong.

Still atop Jon's shoulder, I wriggled. "I just want to have s.e.x. Who would've thought that would be such a problem?"

"It isn't a problem. Let's go have s.e.x."

Ding dong.

"No. Set me down."

Jon grunted.

Down I slid. On the way, I happened to notice he was sporting a somewhat obvious hard-on. I motioned to his crotch. "You might want to cover that up."

He glanced down, looked up, and gave me a crooked grin. "Maybe it'll chase whoever it is away so we can get back to what we were doing." He yanked open the door, and another attractive woman stepped into my new home.

The woman either didn't see me or didn't care. Tall. Brunette. Slim. And also well dressed-her clothes weren't designer, but they looked like they'd been tailored to fit her perfectly. She blurted, "Jon, I need to talk to you right now about Carson. He's-"

"Lindsay Baker," Jon interrupted, motioning toward me. "This is Christine. Christine's moving in today."

Lindsay finally realized I was standing there. "Oh! h.e.l.lo." She shook my hand. "So good to meet you. Welcome to the neighborhood." She thumbed over her shoulder, toward the open door behind her. "I live across the street." Looking slightly wilted, she frowned. "I'm sorry I forgot you were moving in today. Jon told me last week. He's been very excited." She glanced at Jon. "I'm guessing Samantha's already been by to welcome Christine?"

"Yep," I said. "She brought lasagna." That was slightly b.i.t.c.hy of me to rub it in, I'll admit. I'll probably pay for it, one way or another.

Lindsay's smile was only slightly forced. "Of course she brought lasagna. Enjoy. The woman is the best cook on the block, now that Mich.e.l.le-I mean, Samantha makes everything from scratch. Me, I'm lucky if I don't burn a frozen pizza."

"Yeah, me too," I admitted. Two neighbors. Two welcomes. And both had mentioned Mich.e.l.le, Jon's deceased wife. I was beginning to worry I had some insanely perfect shoes to fill.

We exchanged a smile. For some reason, regardless of her mention of Mich.e.l.le, I had a feeling I might get along with this neighbor. The jury was still out on Samantha.

"Anyway, I guess I'll head out now. I'm sure you're both very"-Lindsay's gaze paused on Jon's crotch before jerking away-"busy."

"Thanks for coming by." Jon grabbed the doork.n.o.b, ready to close the door behind her.

"Oh!" On the porch now, Lindsay spun around to face him. She opened her mouth to say something but then shut it. "Yes." She waved at me. "Again, welcome. If there's anything you need, please don't hesitate to ask."

"Thanks." I waved back.

Jon shut the door. He gave me a look that made my heart flutter. "Now, let's get back to welcoming you home-"

Ding dong.

I sighed. "We might as well forget it. It's not happening. I didn't know you were so popular." We'd met on an online dating site. Jon had flown out to meet me exactly one month after we'd started chatting online. And he'd made the trip every other weekend after that, for the next five months. I mentioned, once or twice, coming out to see him instead, but he'd insisted it was better for him to do the traveling. He could write it off as a business expense. I couldn't. And once I got over the suspicion that he was actually married and trying to keep me from finding out, I couldn't argue with that logic. All that to say, this was the first time I'd seen him in his hometown.

"I'm not 'popular,' " he said. "My neighbors are all just extremely nosy. You're the first woman who's been in my house since ... since Mich.e.l.le died."

While our two visitors had already mentioned his wife, today was the first time Jon had actually said her name in my presence. I saw that as a sign. "Speaking of Mich.e.l.le, you promised to tell me what happened when I moved in. So I knew how to handle Josh. Here I am."

He started to respond, but the doorbell cut him off. He lifted an index finger.

Ding dong.

He opened the door to reveal yet another attractive woman. Stepford Wife Number Three was suited up tight in Hugo Boss, her hair coiled on the back of her head. Her makeup was flawless but understated.

"I'm sorry if this is a bad time... ." The woman, who was still standing on the front porch peered in at me. "... but I saw Samantha and Lindsay-"

"No, of course it's not a bad time." Jon motioned her inside. "This is Christine. Christine, this is Erica Ross. She lives next door-on the other side." He motioned toward the opposite side of our home.

"Good to meet you," I said.

"Welcome to the neighborhood," Erica said, shaking my hand. She produced a card. "If you need anything, feel free to call. I work quite a bit, but my husband's home with the kids during the day. Adam's pretty handy-unlike Jon here." Erica and Jon exchanged a smile.

"That's true," Jon admitted. "I won't even try to argue with that. Which is why I have a list of trusted contractors on file."

Erica continued, "Mich.e.l.le used to call Adam whenever she had a minor emergency. Plugged sink, that kind of thing. He doesn't mind at all. Gives him something to do."

"Okay. Thanks." I put the card in my pocket.