I Already Said I Don't Want To Be Reincarnated, Didn't I!? ~the Suffering Of The Goddess Of Reincarnation~ Chapter 11

Chapter 11
G.o.ddess-sama, Trying to Rise

I worked at the company for day-to-day food today as well . I was going home at a quick pace . I was looking forward to spending some time in the apartment recently .

It had been two weeks since Amaletta turned into child wife .

The following tranquil days made it seemed like the earlier stormy days when we just met a dream . It was so pleasantly relaxing that my tension was completely gone .

There was no trap nor surprise attack since we started living together . As I thought, her being a G.o.ddess of reincarnation and so on so forth is just a fantasy caused by chuunibyou, in reality, she was probably just a runaway girl .

However, in that case, social problems arise . Unless I returned her to her real parent . It wasn’t in the news report but it wasn’t surprising if a search request had been issued . It was a problem where our aim was in conflict .

「I’m home . 」

I returned to the apartment from the office a little earlier than usual . After saying the standard greeting, if it was like usual, then Amaletta should come over pitter pattering to answer me, but today, she for some reason didn’t respond .

「Amaletta?」

While wondering why there was no response, I looked around the room and found the answers immediately . Our house fairy was in the middle of bathing

now .

『Fuufufufufu ♪ ♪ Today~, Ebisu-sama~ ♪』

Hearing a somewhat out of tune song that I heard from somewhere before coming from the bathroom, I stroked my chest unknowingly . While still questioning the unknown emotion I felt, I decided to call out Amaletta for the time being .

「Amaletta, I’m home . 」

『Aree? Tanaksan? You’re home early today, aren’t you? I will be finished soon, so please wait a bit for the dinner . 』

「No, don’t worry about it . You can take your time . 」

Listening to the Heroic Amaletta’s answers, my face loosened . As I tried to take off my tie, I thought ‘somehow, that exchange really feels like one between newlywed . ’

While having such a weird thought, I suddenly thought about today’s dinner . Curiously, I looked at the kitchen and notice unfamiliar small bottles . It had a shape similar to a flask with a cork stopper that usually found in fantasy works . There were two bottles, one was red, while the other was blue .

I gave her a fixed amount of money every morning for Amaletta to buy grocery . I let her used the change for whatever she wants, so maybe she bought new seasoning too? It was a good thing for me if her repertoire increase .

Intrigued, I took the red flask to my hand . Rotating it to read the label, I found a straw paper glued to the bottle which

which read:

『Magic Shop brand – Ultra Deadly Poison ~ Don’t like someone? A drop and dead ♪ Tasteless, Odorless and doesn’t react to silverware, A nice present for your hated enemy which grant them DEATH!』

~~~~~~ Drop Dead ♪ —-

Reading at the really bad of a joke explanation which truth couldn’t be discerned at all, I groaned . I suddenly felt a headache as I put my hand on my forehead .

——— This… If this is real, then she’s planning to poison me…

No longer know what Amaletta thought, I reached out for the blue flask . It had a similiar label that read:

『Magic Shop brand – Ultra Antidote ~ A necessity for you who play with poison ♪ Enjoy having someone’s life or death in your hand!』

「This goes beyond bad taste!」

Reading that explanation note that sounded so stupid, I unconsciously yelled out . Even though it was probably just a joke good, it was still not a pleasant thing to say even if it was prepared by someone with chuunibiyou .

She felt like going to put these on the dish she was going to make . Maybe, this was a super spicy spice used for mischief and its neutralizing agent or something .

In order to confirm Amaletta’s real intention, I opened the cork on the bottles and put a drop of the red liquid on my finger, while setting aside the blue bottle for trying it later .

And then, I licked my finger

my finger .

Instantly, my body felt hot as if it was burned, after a moment, it felt chill as if I was thrown into the freezer, all this while my body cramped and I couldn’t breathe .

——— tHiS iS — seRIoUs !!

Despite my body convulsing, with my hand that barely able to move, I poured the content of the blue flask to my face . At the moment the liquid from the blue bottle entered my mouth, my body returned to normal as if everything that happened was a lie .

——— ThThat was dangerous! That b.a.s.t.a.r.d Amaletta, is she seriously trying to murder me!?

I grabbed the bottle and rushed to the bathroom then I slammed the door open in anger .

「Amalettaaa!!!」

「Kyaaa! Tanaksan!? What are you thinking of doing!?」

The blus.h.i.+ng Amaletta complained while hiding her body inside the bathtub, however now was not the time to turn away .

「That’s my line!! What are these things!? Explain yourself!!」

「Ah~ Errr that is!? Why is it with Tanaksan!?」

When I showed her the two flasks, Amaletta’s face stiffened .

「Why you said, it’s out in the open in the kitchen . 」

「Ehh… No way?」

「I’m serious! Thanks to that, I almost died!」

Listening to my roar of anger, Amaletta showing a puzzled look while tilted her head .

「Ehh? Did you drink it?」

「Yes, I thought It is a joke good . 」

Hearing my answer, Amaletta covered her mouth with her hand to stifled her laughter .

「Pft-…… To take a poison by yourself, poison by yourself, are you an idiot?」

——— *Snap*!

「The Idiot one… Is youuuu!」

「Noooooo!!!」

I dragged Amaletta out of the bathtub stark naked . Sitting cross-legged, I put Amaletta on my lap and spanked her 100 times .

Although Sunaho might come up if she heard Amaletta’s cry, I don’t care .

After making her felt the suffering I did by giving her the red liquid, and then flashed her the blue flask to threaten her .

I forgave her after she understood what she was trying to do and apologize while trembling in fear .

Good grief… Even though I trust her lately, to aim at the gap of my negligence .

I was thinking about expelling Amaletta as soon as possible . For now though, after I rolled her with a bamboo mat, I went to sleep .

t/n:

Magic Shop brand – Ultra deadly poison: this one takes a while, it’s not really the translation for it though here is the original text 『魔法屋印の超猛毒・気に入らないアイツを一滴でブッコロ♪ 無味無臭で銀食器にも反応しない、素敵に不敵な優れものDeath！』, I’m just taking the liberty to make it as annoying as possible tHiS iS — seRIoUs !!: this one doesn’t actually a broken speech, but it’s written fully in katakana implicating he has a hard time either thinking it out loud or saying it

now then, this chapter by itself will make him sounds so dumb, which is just like usual, so I need to release next chapter ASAP, just 5 lines left which give trouble, so expect it to release it tomorrow or next day after that

G.o.ddess sama, Trying to Rise I worked at the company for day to day food today as well . I was going home at a quick pace . I was looking forward to spending some time in the apartment recently . It had been two weeks since Amaletta turned into child wife . The following tranquil days made it seemed like the earlier stormy days when we just met a dream . It was so pleasantly relaxing that my tension was completely gone . There was no trap nor surprise attack since we started living together . As I thought, her being a G.o.ddess of reincarnation and so on so forth is just a fantasy caused by chuunibyou, in reality, she was probably just a runaway girl . However, in that case, social problems arise . Unless I returned her to her real parent . It wasn t in the news report but it wasn t surprising if a search request had been issued . It was a problem where our aim was in conflict . I m home . I returned to the apartment from the office a little earlier than usual . After saying the standard greeting, if it was like usual, then Amaletta should come over pitter pattering to answer me, but today, she for some reason didn t respond . Amaletta While wondering why there was no response, I looked around the room and found the answers immediately . Our house fairy was in the middle of bathing now . Fuufufufufu Today , Ebisu sama Hearing a somewhat out of tune song that I heard from somewhere before coming from the bathroom, I stroked my chest unknowingly . While still questioning the unknown emotion I felt, I decided to call out Amaletta for the time being . Amaletta, I m home . Aree Tanaka san You re home early today, aren t you I will be finished soon, so please wait a bit for the dinner . No, don t worry about it . You can take your time . Listening to the Heroic Amaletta s answers, my face loosened . As I tried to take off my tie, I thought somehow, that exchange really feels like one between newlywed . While having such a weird thought, I suddenly thought about today s dinner . Curiously, I looked at the kitchen and notice unfamiliar small bottles . It had a shape similar to a flask with a cork stopper that usually found in fantasy works . There were two bottles, one was red, while the other was blue . I gave her a fixed amount of money every morning for Amaletta to buy grocery . I let her used the change for whatever she wants, so maybe she bought new seasoning too It was a good thing for me if her repertoire increase . Intrigued, I took the red flask to my hand . Rotating it to read the label, I found a straw paper glued to the bottle which read Magic Shop brand Ultra Deadly Poison Don t like someone A drop and dead Tasteless, Odorless and doesn t react to silverware, A nice present for your hated enemy which grant them DEATH Drop Dead Reading at the really bad of a joke explanation which truth couldn t be discerned at all, I groaned . I suddenly felt a headache as I put my hand on my forehead . This If this is real, then she s planning to poison me No longer know what Amaletta thought, I reached out for the blue flask . It had a similiar label that read Magic Shop brand Ultra Antidote A necessity for you who play with poison Enjoy having someone s life or death in your hand This goes beyond bad taste Reading that explanation note that sounded so stupid, I unconsciously yelled out . Even though it was probably just a joke good, it was still not a pleasant thing to say even if it was prepared by someone with chuunibiyou . She felt like going to put these on the dish she was going to make . Maybe, this was a super spicy spice used for mischief and its neutralizing agent or something . In order to confirm Amaletta s real intention, I opened the cork on the bottles and put a drop of the red liquid on my finger, while setting aside the blue bottle for trying it later . And then, I licked my finger . Instantly, my body felt hot as if it was burned, after a moment, it felt chill as if I was thrown into the freezer, all this while my body cramped and I couldn t breathe . tHiS iS seRIoUs Despite my body convulsing, with my hand that barely able to move, I poured the content of the blue flask to my face . At the moment the liquid from the blue bottle entered my mouth, my body returned to normal as if everything that happened was a lie . Tha That was dangerous That b.a.s.t.a.r.d Amaletta, is she seriously trying to murder me I grabbed the bottle and rushed to the bathroom then I slammed the door open in anger . Amalettaaa Kyaaa Tanaka san What are you thinking of doing The blus.h.i.+ng Amaletta complained while hiding her body inside the bathtub, however now was not the time to turn away . That s my line What are these things Explain yourself Ah Errr that is Why is it with Tanaka san When I showed her the two flasks, Amaletta s face stiffened . Why you said, it s out in the open in the kitchen . Ehh No way I m serious Thanks to that, I almost died Listening to my roar of anger, Amaletta showing a puzzled look while tilted her head . Ehh Did you drink it Yes, I thought It is a joke good . Hearing my answer, Amaletta covered her mouth with her hand to stifled her laughter . Pft To take a poison by yourself, are you an idiot Snap The Idiot one Is youuuu Noooooo I dragged Amaletta out of the bathtub stark naked . Sitting cross legged, I put Amaletta on my lap and spanked her 100 times . Although Sunaho might come up if she heard Amaletta s cry, I don t care . After making her felt the suffering I did by giving her the red liquid, and then flashed her the blue flask to threaten her . I forgave her after she understood what she was trying to do and apologize while trembling in fear . Good grief Even though I trust her lately, to aim at the gap of my negligence . I was thinking about expelling Amaletta as soon as possible . For now though, after I rolled her with a bamboo mat, I went to sleep . t n Magic Shop brand Ultra deadly poison this one takes a while, it s not really the translation for it though here is the original text Death , I m just taking the liberty to make it as annoying as possible tHiS iS seRIoUs this one doesn t actually a broken speech, but it s written fully in katakana implicating he has a hard time either thinking it out loud or saying it now then, this chapter by itself will make him sounds so dumb, which is just like usual, so I need to release next chapter ASAP, just 5 lines left which give trouble, so expect it to release it tomorrow or next day after that