Scum Male's Whitewashing Manual Chapter 40

The expression on the Song G.o.d is difficult to describe now . If one word has to be said, it was probably –painful .

The audience on the other side of the screen are laughing like crazy, laughing and watching the Song G.o.d lie to the little girl, “it’s not so good . ”

Yue Yue nodded a little bit, asked curiously in a clear voice, “do you want to sing it now?”

It’s impossible to sing it now, absolutely not!

Although Wudge doesn’t know what song, he had expectations for the Song G.o.d, “Brother, we have nothing to do now, or you can sing it . ”

Sing? You sing!

Do you know what this song stands for? Telling him to sing it!

The Song G.o.d slowly, very slowly showed a smile of suffocation, “let’s just finish this program, and we can sing again when we go back . ”

[screenshot!]

[just sit back and wait . ]

[LOL Okay, waiting for it!]

He was glad that his teammates were fools . The Song G.o.d had completely forgotten how many viewers are watching them now . His words now had been screenshotted, marked with red letters, and hung high on the front page .

Now the Song G.o.d only feels that he needs to save face, at least don’t let his teammates lose faith .

He coughed a little and said casually, “I don’t know what Mingyan and Qi Qi are doing now . Would they be soaking wet also?”

“Yan-ge knows it’s going to rain tonight . I think he’s ready for it . ”

“What kind of preparation can be made in such a short time? The program team won’t let you bring any other tools . Perhaps they are also sheltering from the rain now?”

Yue Yue propped up her chin drowsily, heard the captain and raised her head, with a face of confusion . “But Yan-ge said they have tents . ”

The Song G.o.d really forgot this matter…

He wiped the rain from his face . “The program team won’t let us bring tents . I think it’s a lie . ”

In order to save face, didn’t he say that he had grilled fish?

Yes! That must be it!

He consoled, “although they have a chicken, they couldn’t light up a fire after such heavy rain . I guess they are starving and hiding from the rain . ”

All-day today, the three ate some bread . It was only because they shook a tree crazily and knocked it down .

Yes, the bread was prepared by the program team to prevent the seemingly impossible but very likely accident of guests starving to death .

Sticking them to tall trees one by one . If you want to take them, you need to shake the trunk vigorously . The key is that there are only a few . It is absolutely impossible to spend a month on the island with only bread . It was only for emergencies .

(we do not translate into epub or anything else besides posting on translateindo . Read somewhere else? It’s stolen . )

Movie Emperor team .

In the warm fire of the cave, a beautiful woman sat by the fire, turning the roast chicken with a stick in her hand . The gentle old dog was lying beside her, narrowing his eyes and dozed off .

This picture was supposed to be warm and touching, but when compared to the Song G.o.d team next door, the audience was going crazy with laughter .

“Looking at this rain, I can’t help but want to compose a poem . ” The handsome man stood at the entrance of the cave, he looked like a literally master .

Song Qi didn’t know why he was taking so long . She turned the roast chicken that was already making sizzling noises on the stick and said, “Go on, I’m listening . ”

Then, she looked at the elegance of the man’s face, who was once boasted by countless fans; the thin perfect lips opened slightly . “Heavy rain oh heavy rain, you are water . Toad oh toad, you have four legs . ”

(Tnote: Super lame poem… lol! But the sound rhymed: (大雨啊大雨，你都是水，蛤蟆啊蛤蟆，你四条腿) = [Dàyǔ a dàyǔ, nǐ dōu shì shuǐ, hámá a hámá, nǐ sìtiáo tuǐ] . I listen to it with an auto-reader app a bit slowly . Laughed my but off… wish I could post the recording here . )

“Pufft!”

Song Qi couldn’t resist the laughter . Wei Mingyan turned his face and sat back in his position . “Qi Qi, it smells good, why don’t I try a bite first?”

At this point, he held out his hand with a greedy face and was about to touch the roasted chicken . Song Qi subconsciously patted his hand with a smile and told him as before: “Aren’t you afraid of scalding? What if you get burnt later?”

“Yes, right right, I forgot . ”

The man sat down again with a simple and honest smile on his face, picked up the large leaf beside him and fanned the stove made of piled-up stones, to make the fire bigger .

The att.i.tude of the two is so natural and relaxed as if they already had a tacit understanding . Song Qi herself did not notice it, but the small flying camera had faithfully broadcasted the scene on screen .

[Suddenly, I feel that Yan-ge and the little sister are giving out the feeling of an inexplicable match . Somethings there!]

[Such sudden bold speculation . Is Yan-ge secretly in love with Qi Qi? When has he ever looked at other women that way? I noticed something was wrong when they ate the grilled fish . Just look at them, he personally deboned the fish for her!]

[There was that time last night . When they were in the tent . He woke up several times to cover her with a blanket . Even my Dad wouldn’t be that nice to me . ]

There are more and more topics about Song Qi and Wei Mingyan on the internet, and some people took screenshots of Wei Mingyan’s look and made a collection .

When Song Qi was trying to catch fish with a bamboo pole in the water, but she can’t catch any . The handsome man smiles behind her and looks at her, his eyes were full of doting .

Then later, he took over the task of catching fish, successfully pierced a bamboo pole into the fish and smiled at Song Qi with delight . His eyes seemed to be bright with stars .

The man lowered his eyes, carefully picked out the fish bones with his white, slender and beautiful fingers, and handed it to Song Qi, who was trying to make fish soup in a stone that had a sunken middle .

Another screenshot was while they were on their way to move places, he tried to take the package from her hand several times, afraid of her getting too tired .

After finding a cave, they saw Song Qi smile, and his eyes were on her . Yan-ge’s face also showed a little silly smile .

Even when killing the chicken, he hid from Song Qi for fear that she would see his hands full of blood .

Some people began to wonder if Wei Mingyan really had some intentions toward Song Qi .

Some of them insisted that it was just because their Yan-ge had a good character and took care of his teammates!

Anyway, it looks fine . If there’s any sign, even if it’s just a trace, he can’t hide it from so many people’s eyes!

The manager was looking at the bullet screen that almost jumped out . He couldn’t help it . He called Song Qi’s agent; Qian-jie and complained, “this is only the second day, he couldn’t help it . If he goes on like this, when the shooting is over, gossip would surely spread everywhere . ”

Compared to his helplessness, Qian-jie was calm, “Why panic? If they makeup, they will take this opportunity to announce it . If they don’t makeup, don’t admit it . This can also get a wave of attention, a steady profit and no loss of business . ”

The agent reacted as if this is indeed the truth .

But why was there always a slight uneasiness in his heart?

The two people and one dog stayed close together for the night as before . Although there was a cave to shelter from the rain, they had never slept on the ground . Song Qi could not help but support her waist when she got up in the morning .

She used to work too hard, and her waist had been hurt . Although she had no lingering pain because of timely treatment and her youth, it’s still p.r.o.ne . When she got up, Song Qi had a pained expression .

As she was still filming, she tried to restrain her expression . Apart from Wei Mingyan, whose mind had always been on her, none of the audience found anything wrong with Song Qi .

Song Qi was bending over to clean up the mess from last night . A pair of warm and slender big hands blocked her . Wei Mingyan’s face had a mocking smile . He was quick to clean up while talking, “let me do this work! I learned to fold tofu quilts, so let me show it to the audience . ”

(Tnote: Tofu Quilts = folding blankets and quilts into fluffy squares like tofu . )

The audience may really think that Wei Mingyan is trying to show off, but Song Qi’s eyes softened a little, as her heart warmed .

He still remembers her waist injury .

Stormy woke up a long time ago, and now he is wagging his tail and circling around the man happily . Wei Mingyan’s folding was quick, with a serious expression and swift methods .

Almost every one of the audience, including Song Qi; were shocked by his manner .

Then a stack of fluffy spring roll lumps appeared on the screen . Wei Mingyan; the producer of the spring roll blankets, nodded with satisfaction and turned to Song Qi with a hint of showing off .

“Look good?”

Song Qi coughed and looked at the lump of spring rolls, but she still didn’t want to say the three words .

In fact, in the past, she especially wanted to spit out the truth . Why does Wei Mingyan’s blanket always turn to messy lumps every time he folds? The key is that he still has the confidence to show off, which made her too embarra.s.sed to tell him the truth .

[What in the world gives him such confidence? Yan-ge, aren’t you embarra.s.sed to ask people if they look good . Shouldn’t you ask if it’s delicious?]

[I’m so naïve . I really shouldn’t believe Yan-ge’s words . How many layers of filters did he use on himself!]

[The little sister is traumatized! LOL!]

Fortunately, Song Qi didn’t struggle for a long time . The loudspeaker sent by the program group has been flying in the air by drone .

“The first task starts: Get the colored flag on a tree in the middle of the island, the winning team that gets the colored flag will be rewarded 50 gold bars, and gets to call the outside world . ”

“Gold bar?”

“Is it solid?” asked Yue Yue, who was stretching .

Wudge is also excited . 50 gold bars are not a small amount, but a huge sum of money for him .

The Song G.o.d’s eyes narrowed again, and he thought for a long time and came to a conclusion, saying, “I don’t think it’s solid . If it’s really fifty solid gold bars, how much money would the program team lose . ”

Just then, the big speaker in the air sounded again .

“All solid bars, all solid bars, all solid bars…”

“Fifty, Fifty! Fifty gold bars, can’t buy health . Fifty solid gold bars, can’t buy time . But you can’t buy anything, you poor b.a.s.t.a.r.d!”

 (TNote: a play on the Chinese saying “money can’t buy health, money can’t buy time” = the same meaning as the English “money can’t buy you happiness” . )

Song G.o.d: “…”

This program group ah!