Galactic Garbage Station Chapter 289

In the next few days, Su Jing had a relatively leisurely time . He invited some professional people to redecorate and consolidate the first floor, making it more closed and more complete . In particular, a bulletproof gla.s.s s.h.i.+eld was specially added to seal and enclose the eight trigrams stone, so as to provide an extra line of defense and safety .

In addition to doing this, Su Jing also trained his physical body and spiritual forces, he raised his pets and planted some plants and took care of the old ones . He has received three calls from Gu Yue, who wanted to introduce Murong Xian’er to him . Having a person like Murong Xian’er come to him is already something Su Jing can be proud of but he had probably guessed her purpose in coming to him, it must be related to zither skill, so he did not invite her . After all, if it wasn’t for zither magic, his own Zither skills are probably not as good as Murong Xian’er, and the Zither magic cannot be taught . If he goes and teaches her the Zither magic methods, I’m afraid it won’t be long before he get caught .

In these days, Su Jing, besides giving the pets mental hypnosis and letting them enter the Crystal Contemplation, he also fed them some Jade Fang Fish . Jade Fang Fish has the nutrition that Magical Beast meat does not have and it is better than Magical Beast meat . All in all, the effects are extremely obvious, the pets’ intelligence and their physical bodies are advancing rapidly, one day at a time .

On this day, without Su Jing’s knowledge, the two parrots were fed and flew to the beach . Usually, they will not land even if they come here . They will fly home soon, but today they landed and stopped on a standing signboard in front of a shop .

“Boss, give me two jin melon seeds . ”

“I want the biggest one . ”

The two parrots cried, causing the customers and bosses in the shops to laugh . Basically, there are seafood shops, barbecue shops, swimming equipment shops and other shops in the area . There are very few melon seeds . Only this new store has them . These two parrots must be attracted by melon seeds .

“Boss . Are these two parrots raised by your family? They look beautiful and speak fluently . ”

“This should be the Yellow-necked Amazon Parrot . I heard this parrot speaks best . ”

“Oh, they are not my family’s pets . They should be from A’Jing of Su Family Village . ” The owner is the nearby villager . At a glance, he probably guessed the origin of the two parrots, and couldn’t help laughing .

With that said, he took a small packet of melon seeds and hung it on the signboard . Many nearby villagers have a grateful att.i.tude towards Su Jing . After all, since Su Jing and w.a.n.g Zhuo developed the tourism industry . All kinds of businesses have flourished . The employment rate and living standards of nearby villagers have skyrocketed . The fish farms invested by Su Jing have also recruited many nearby villagers, which has also led to high income for many people .

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Su Jing’s various projects such as Seagull Umbrella, Swallow Slip, and Red Fox Wine are also very good for nearby businesses, so for the animals raised by Su Jing, the nearby villagers are grateful and they love them . Some pets occasionally come around and they are generally happy to give them something to eat .

The two parrots were not polite and they started eating seeds . They pick up the seeds at top speed, much faster than a human, sticking their beaks into a bag and picking one up . With one bite and one lick of the tongue, the flesh of the melon seeds entered the mouth and the sh.e.l.l of the melon seeds spat out . They are almost eating one seed per second and a small bag of melon seeds is not enough for them and they cleaned it while the tourists were staring .

“Not enough . ”

“More melon seeds . ”

The two parrots were still eager and they cried out .

The shop owner didn’t know whether to laugh or cry while the tourists around them laughed and a big man said, “Call me uncle and I’ll give you a bag of seeds . ”

“Your uncle . ”

“Your uncle . ”

The two parrots were unambiguous and they cried immediately . The big man’s face suddenly turned black, while other tourists around them laughed and thought that the two parrots were really interesting . Some tourists nearby saw this scene movement and came around one after another . Within the Great Seafood Restaurant, Su Zhenhong, Zhao Mengxiang, and Liu Shu heard the movements outside and came out to look at it . They couldn’t help laughing when they saw this scene . Needless to say, it must have been A’Jing’s pets who came out to play . Only A’Jing’s pets can be so clever and cause such a big movement .

“Be quiet and listen to our story . ”

“Quiet, quiet . It’s a moving and inspiring story . ”

The two parrots cried out and the tourists who came around them showed their interest . They thought that these two parrots really not only spoke fluently but they could also tell stories .

One of the parrots said, “There was a man who felt that he was too fat, so he went to the weight loss center . After arriving, the lady at the front desk asked the man if he wanted to lose weight . He said Yes . Then the lady said that they have a Five hundred, One thousand, and Five Hundred packages . What kind of price do you want? He said that’s all right and he would try the five hundred first . After paying the money, the lady at the front desk gave him a key and told him to go in through the first door . He opened the first door with the key and saw that it was very s.p.a.cious . There was a beautiful girl lying on the bed wearing a three-point dress . When she saw him, she said diligently, “You have to chase me if you chase me and caught me then you can do whatever you, hehe’ . ”

Speaking of which, the tourists around them were feeling a little weird and they wondered if this was really a touching and inspirational story, but their attention was still attracted by another parrot when it asked: “What is hehehehe . “

“Hehehehe, it’s related to adults, you know . ”

“Okay, then . ”

“Then the man’s eyes glowed and he thought, ‘Oh, this is what the weight loss center looks like . This one has quite the artistic value . ’ The beauty asked me to chase her, so I will lose my weight and if I chase after her, I can also hehe, five hundred are worth it . So he started chasing after her and soon began to get desperate soon after and he finally managed to catch up to her and hehehe went smoothly . After going home, he was sweating and he weighted himself on the scales and he lost two jin . This weight-loss center is quite effective . After a few days, he went to report again as he wanted to lose his weight again and he should continue what he had one before . The lady at the front desk saw him and said again, ‘Sir may I ask … He interrupted her and said, I tried the five hundred package first but I will try the thousand yuan one . He paid and took the key and opened the second door . It was very s.p.a.cious inside and there was a beautiful lady inside . She’s all ‘fruitless’ and sits there openly while looking at him and saying ‘you chase me, if you chase me, I’ll let you hehehe’ . He has already learned the rules and then chased after her and finally caught up . This time he ran a little faster and finally succeeded in losing five jins of weight and he was also getting slimmer by the day . He went back to check in the third time, and the lady at the front desk recognized him and said ‘Sir, it is you again … He interrupted her and said that the lady doesn’t need to introduce anything to him as he already understood every rule and he had become an expert in that . This time, he asked for the 1,500 yuan package . So, he paid 1,500 yuan and opened the Door number 3 with the key and quickly locked the door after entering it and undressed quickly . He looked back and saw a chimpanzee sitting on the chair, the Chimpanzee said to him, ‘I chase you, if I catch you, I will hehe . ’ “

The parrot’s voice hasn’t even stopped and the male tourists have begun to laugh all around them and some of the female tourists also began to laugh abruptly, and some have laughed and called this parrot really shameless, who taught such a bad parrot . Of course, Some people heard it and thought that this is a snippet by Fei Yuqing . But listening to a parrot speaking like this from its own mouth, they were still amazed . Some tourists who knew some things about parrots were secretly shocked . This parrot is too powerful . He can actually speak such a large paragraph clearly and fluently without making any mistake . In fact, before this change, even if these two parrots have eaten the Magical Beast meat and also communicated with Su Jing through the Ten Thousand Beasts Tablet, they could only talk about some paragraphs intermittently and could only speak straight single sentences but they wouldn’t have been able to say such a long paragraph at once, this is the effects of Crystal Contemplation and the Jade Fang Fishes provided further effects .

“Speak one more . ”

“Yes, say one more . ”

Tourists have begun to coax the parrots as they haven’t heard enough . Those female tourists who scolded Parrot for being unscrupulous, are shy, but they are reluctant to leave and want to see the liveliness .

“To hear the story, buy us melon seeds first . ”

“We want to eat big seeds . ”

The tourists were enjoying themselves . The two parrots were so good and the seeds were only worth a few yuan . Some people were very generous and they bought a bag and after a while, the sign at the feet of the two parrots was already full with bags of melon seeds .

“These two laurel ghost clever spirit . ” Zhao Mengxiang didn’t know whether to laugh or cry .

“Let’s see if they get caught . ” Su Zhenhong laughed . In fact, the two parrots telling stories here did not have any bad influence . It is also good for the tourism industry . The only thing to worry about is them getting caught . After all, such two parrots are very valuable .

The two parrots ate melon seeds for a while . After being impatiently urged by the tourists, they finally stopped eating and started talking again . The parrot that just talked a lot said: “I just talked about one . It’s your turn . Speak now . “

Another parrot was unambiguous and said immediately: “There is a man who needed to pee urgently while he was on the train . The train was particularly crowded and it has only two stations . The road to the bathroom is full of people and he began to squeeze forward . After squeezing for some time, he couldn’t squeeze out . In desperation, he had to squeeze to the side and squeezed to the window and he pulled down his zipper and bent his body into a C shape and spread out outside the window . As a result, standing next to the track on a small station, A stationmaster was splattered on the face . The stationmaster was angry, but the train was too fast . He could only try to see clearly in the electric light flint, and then rushed in to call the next station master to report that ‘There was a pa.s.senger who was very rude just now, he was just signaling to the train and got sprayed on the face with saliva and he didn’t know why it was salty . They should investigate it quickly . This pa.s.senger made me very angry and he must caught . ’ The stationmaster at the next station said, ‘Don’t be angry, I will definitely try to catch this pa.s.senger, please tell me his features . ‘The stationmaster said,’ Let me think about it . ’ , The speed of the train was very fast so I only saw a man with a big beard and a cigar in his mouth . ”

As soon as the words fell, the audience had already begun to laugh . The guys laughed while swaying back and forth, and the girls also smiled shyly, cursing these two parrots too badly . So the people once again bought some melon seeds bags and gave them to the two parrots . The two parrots probably felt that they almost have enough . Each of them picked up a few bags of melon seeds and fluttered their wings hard . Regardless of the tourists’ retention, they flew back home . However, these two clips of the story were just recorded and posted on the Internet, which quickly became a trending subject .

In the cla.s.sroom of Zhongyun High School’s second year, Tang Xiaoyu just watched the video and she laughed so hard that his stomach was hurting from it . Although these two parrots have changed from before as they are now bigger and looked more beautiful, but she recognizes that they must be the two parrots of Su Jing . There are no other parrots that speak so fluently and badly in the world .

“What did my brother teach them?” After Su Ya watched it, she couldn’t help laughing with her friend .

“Haha, this is too funny . ” After watching the video, the Divine Dog’s crew consist of Qin Xulan, Guo Biting, Jin s.h.i.+jia, Liu Qian, and others watched the video, and tears burst out of their eyes as they laughed . As a girl, Guo Biting wanted to keep holding back her laughter, but she couldn’t help it . As a sequel to Divine Dog, the same producer and director are here and the main actors have not changed, so the crew has already reached a tacit understanding between them, making it easier to shoot . Moreover, audience acceptance is already higher . The perfect new installation has not yet finished, but it has already been recorded, so Guo Biting is also free now, and is dedicated to the shooting of the Divine Dog sequel .

“These two parrots are really bad,” Guo Biting said .

“They must have been taught by the guy A’Jing . ” Liu Qian also laughed .

At this moment, Su Jing, who was at home, also learned this news from his sister, Tang Xiaoyu, Qin Xulan, Guo Biting, and he got scolded for teaching the parrots such things which left him in a position in which he couldn’t cry nor laugh . The parrots were punished and they learned a lesson and they weren’t allowed to go out and make trouble later, or they would lose out if they were caught .

The reason why these two parrots learn to tell stories is that they are related to Su Jing and follow Su Jing, but Su Jing did not specifically teach them . They learned it by themselves and they went out and told it without his permission .

“Well, it was a good story, and the punchline was right but the parrots were too clever . It seems that too much cleverness can lead to trouble, and all pets will have to be kept on a tight leash in the future, or else they will go out and cause trouble . ”

Su Jing was vigilant . Before pets became clever, they were still in the category of animals . But now, they have become more and more detached from animals, their behaviors are biased towards humans, and their thinking is no longer so simple . If they are left unattended, their actions may have very bad consequences . The Parrots used to like melon seeds, but they never thought of selling stories to get more melon seeds, but now they know how to think about it . If the Dogs went out to see people buying meat, they may do something to steal their meat . After all, people didn’t think the dog would be so smart . Not to mention that there is also the Battle Wolf, of course, if it ran out willfully, it may cause a great disaster .

In short, he can’t treat the pets as if he is training them . They are like children in the development of intelligence . He must strengthen their moral discipline and let them know from the bottom of their hearts what they can and cannot do . What to do and what not to do . (To be continued ~ ^ ~)

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