You Cannot Afford To Offend My Woman Chapter 884 (Crunch)

Chapter 884 (Crunch)

'Nutritious my a.s.s! Are you trying to make me eat s.h.i.+t? Just say it plainly. Even if there's a pile of s.h.i.+t now, I, Yang Haotian, will eat it as a meal for the red envelope. I'm all in for it.'

'But this Bilionix is truly uglier than s.h.i.+t. It's better to cover my eyes; out of sight, out of mind.'

"Crunch!"

People standing in the void are dumbfounded!

He really ate that! Oh my G.o.d!

"This is true love..." Lie Gu muttered.

"Indeed, it's true love." Brittany also said dumbfoundedly. Even if she died, she wouldn't eat that.

Kai Yun was also shocked, "I didn't expect it. Even Ye Zizi has someone who likes her. How come no one likes me?"

Seeing her frustration, Yue Hua quickly consoled, "That's because the right one hasn't appeared yet."

"Yue Hua, don't comfort me. I suddenly envy Ye Zizi." Kai Yun pouted, looking at that guy eating as if it were barbecue, with green liquid splas.h.i.+ng around. How can he eat those eyes?

Yi Hong exclaimed, "Good heavens, he's still chewing..."

Lu Hong immediately covered his eyes, also covering the eyes of his vampire wives.

Even those fried spiders and scorpions weren't this terrifying.

After a while, Yang Haotian wiped his mouth and exclaimed, "Refres.h.i.+ng! Is there more?"

Wei Chang: "..."

You're addicted to this s.h.i.+t.

Indeed, Yang Haotian was addicted. This man didn't lie to him; it really was a nutritious food.

Originally exhausted, when he took a bite just now, he instantly felt a refres.h.i.+ng energy circulating in his body, even feeling that his cultivation had improved significantly.

'This was simply miraculous, too delicious. Please give me a dozen more.'

'I can use this as a meal.'

"There's none left."

"Ah, there's none left?" Yang Haotian was a bit disappointed.

Wei Chang was a bit dumbfounded. After all, this was the first time he saw someone eating this thing, and he ate it with such relish. Truly a weirdo.

"Turn right at the first palace ahead," Wei Chang said indifferently, then turned and disappeared.

Yang Haotian pursed his lips, "Such a stingy man."

After saying that, he licked the green liquid on his fingers, so delicious~

People standing in the void were about to vomit. This was simply a boy with extreme tastes. Why don't you just go die?

At this moment, Wei Chang appeared next to them and said with a smile, "Let's go find Ye Zizi."

"Let's go!" Kai Yun immediately disappeared on the spot.

In Ye Zizi's room, she was currently combing her hair, humming a little tune, in a good mood.

After all, she could go out tomorrow.

"It's so late, and there's still a commotion outside. Really~" Ye Zizi didn't pay attention to the outside noise because she knew that anyone who came to the imperial palace of the Voidless Empire basically came to die, let alone coming to her place.

"Zizi." Kai Yun suddenly appeared beside her.

"Hmm? Didn't we agree to meet tomorrow morning?" Seeing Kai Yun appear, Ye Zizi wasn't fl.u.s.tered. She asked with a curious tone and then raised her twin ponytails, looking super cute.

Kai Yun blinked his big eyes, "I... I couldn't sleep, so I came to chat with you."

"Is that so? What do you want to talk about?" Ye Zizi asked curiously.

"Zizi, what would you do if someone suddenly confessed to you?" Kai Yun curiously asked.

"Confessed?"

"Yeah, yeah!" Kai Yun nodded vigorously.

Ye Zizi, twirling her hair, smiled and said, "Kill them."

"Ah, but that's a man who really loves you!" Kai Yun exclaimed.

Ye Zizi shrugged, smiling, "I don't need a man, and besides, except for His Majesty, all the men in this world are trash."

"Oh my, Zizi, you like His Majesty?"

"No, no, no. It's admiration. I'm just a little fan of His Majesty," Ye Zizi grinned, treating His Majesty like a big brother.

Suddenly, Ye Zizi frowned, feeling someone outside.

"Did you let someone in?" Ye Zizi asked in confusion.

Kai Yun teased, "A man who's crazy about you and rushed into the palace without fear."

Ye Zizi: "..."

"Hmph, I'm going to tell His Majesty. You want to see me embarra.s.sed and let someone in."

"Don't, don't, that person is extraordinary, just to see you. Aren't you curious about what kind of man is willing to risk his life for you?"

With Kai Yun's words, Ye Zizi became a bit curious and decided to take a look. After seeing, she could kill him and become the object of everyone's ridicule. She didn't want to live anymore!

Ye Zizi stood up, and Kai Yun followed behind her as they walked out.

At this moment, Yang Haotian had already entered and was looking around when suddenly he saw the door to the sleeping hall open!

The double ponytailed little girl he had been thinking about appeared!

It was really her!

And there was a red envelope on her b.u.t.tocks, sparkling. He was ready to grab it!

Then his red envelope system could operate normally. 'Oh my G.o.d, what a great moment!'

'May the heavens bless me.'

Ye Zizi squinted her eyes, looking at the excited Yang Haotian.

This man was so low, even lower than the Green and Red Brothers back in the day. Exploding messy hair, a pitch-black face, tattered clothes, and mysterious green liquid, even on his mouth corners.

He was simply messy to the extreme. How could she be liked by such a person? It was an insult.

At this moment, Wei Chang suddenly reappeared, but others remained in the void, watching.

Of course, Ye Zizi knew that these people were watching her to make a fool of herself. It was so shameless. Tomorrow she must tell His Majesty that they let someone in just to see her make a fool of herself.

Wei Chang's mouth slightly curled up, and he chuckled, "Zizi, this little brother came for you."

Ye Zizi snorted. With a turn of her body, the red envelope on her b.u.t.t drove Yang Haotian crazy. He really wanted to reach out and touch it.

"What are you looking at! Be careful I gouge your eyes out!" Ye Zizi felt Yang Haotian's gaze, coldly snorting.

Yang Haotian immediately withdrew his gaze. 'Don't get me wrong; I'm not looking at your b.u.t.t. I'm looking at the red envelope.'

'Moreover, your b.u.t.t isn't even perky. It doesn't look interesting at all.'

'And with such a loli appearance, it's not my type. I, Yang Haotian, like mature women.'

After hearing this, Wei Chang laughed, "Zizi, don't be so angry. This guy has been in many fights, that's why he looks so miserable. Isn't that right?"

"Yes, yes, that's right. I wasn't like this originally." Yang Haotian felt that this father-in-law was genuinely good, helping him everywhere.

"Go wash your face." Wei Chang couldn't help but remind. He had come to see his crush, but he didn't know how to clean up.

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