The Heir is Here: Quiet Down, School Prince! Chapter 761 - I’m Your Own Guardian Angel (9)

Chi Yuanfeng cried out, hammering his chest, “s.h.i.+t! You two are heartless!”

A star like him should have known better than to take a vacation in Fang Shanshan’s territory! Now he was at the mercy of these two she-wolves!

It was his own fault, really. He had been dumb enough to believe Fang Shanshan when she sniveled and whimpered, saying that she was home alone and sick.

He could even hear the rumbling thunder on Fang Shanshan’s end when she called him, which softened him right away. He put off all his work and flew out here that same night.

Little did he know…

Fang Shanshan was home alone alright — together with over 100 servants and 200 bodyguards…

Fang Shanshan indeed wasn’t feeling well, because she had gotten her period and was having cramps…

What he heard was indeed the sound of thunder, but it was a thunderstorm scene from the ghost movie she had been watching…

Chi Yuanfeng had dug his own grave by walking into this castle willingly, and had then become Fang Shanshan’s personal lab rat…

“Teehee, stop fighting.” Fang Shanshan walked toward Chi Yuanfeng with that bottle of menthol oil.

An Xiaxia excused herself. “I’ll go get some water.”

Closing the door behind her, she soon heard Chi Yuanfeng’s shriek and Fang Shanshan’s guffaw inside.

Poor Fengfeng. I’ll keep you in my prayers.

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Chi Yuanfeng barely touched his food during dinner. The look of despair on his face really made one feel sorry for him.

“Fengfeng, are you alright?” An Xiaxia was concerned.

Chi Yuanfeng sounded like he was going to cry blood. “Xiaxia, don’t let Shanshan fool you. She might look like an angel, but she’s actually a fiend in disguise!”

Although Fang Shanshan hadn’t done anything to him in the end… she had tugged at a certain body part of his and commented scornfully, “It’s nothing special. Look at you, crying like the ultimate virgin maiden!”

As for why he didn’t put up a fight, well, that was only possible if he could actually… win.

That was correct. He was no match for Fang Shanshan…

The Fang family was the most important force in Country M, steering a course between legal and illegal businesses. As the only daughter of the Fang family, Fang Shanshan had always been the apple of their eye, but that didn’t stop her from becoming a warrior herself.

Fang Shanshan smiled sweetly. “Brother Fengfeng, eat, eat~”

“I’m telling you, stop trying! I won’t buy it!” Chi Yuanfeng said righteously.

Fang Shanshan blinked at him, putting on her most adorable face. “Lord Fengfeng, you’re so handsome! So awesome!”

The look on Chi Yuanfeng’s face softened a little and he said complacently, “You do have very good taste.”

“Make yourself at home.” Fang Shanshan filled his bowl to the brim with a bit of everything.

An Xiaxia shed invisible tears for Chi Yuanfeng. There was a reason why he could never win against Fang Shanshan.

After dinner, the three of them sat on the balcony and ate some fruit as they chatted.

Fang Shanshan gave a lively description of a shootout she had been caught in, then Chi Yuanfeng made sarcastic remarks about ridiculous stars in s...o...b..z. After the two of them finished their stories, they turned to look at An Xiaxia in unison. “Xiaxia, it’s your turn!”

Was this turning into a tea party?

An Xiaxia rubbed her chin. She didn’t realize that she looked exactly like Sheng Yize when she did it.

Chi Yuanfeng vented his sarcasm inwardly: It was said that given enough time, a couple would start to mimic each other without realizing it. Xiaxia was now rubbing her chin like Sheng Yize, so… was Sheng Yize going to play cute like Xiaxia?

Teehee, that would be something he didn’t want to miss!

“I don’t really have a story to tell, since the past few years have been pretty uneventful for me. I guess the only thing worth mentioning is that a guardian angel has been keeping me safe without ever letting me know who he or she is…” An Xiaxia rested her chin on her palms and smiled infatuatedly.