I Hacked Everything 48 Second Meeting With The Bipedal Pig

"s.h.a.ggy, s...o...b.., we just ate!" Daphne said.

"It wasn't me. Was it you s...o...b.. Like that's a good one," s.h.a.ggy said while laughing hysterically.

"That wasn't me," s...o...b.. said.

"If it isn't you and if it isn't me. Then like is it Chris?" s.h.a.ggy asked.

"No s.h.a.ggy, it's that!" Chris shouted as he pointed behind them. It was the bipedal pig.

"You shall pay for eating my brethren!" The pig said.

"Well, like I ate cow today so no punishment?" s.h.a.ggy asked.

"You shall pay!" The pig said once more.

"Alright I guess that's a no. Like RUN!" s.h.a.ggy said as they all started to run. The gang left and went to the parking lot where Fred parked and unlike last time, the pig actually followed them outside.

When they went inside the Mystery Machine, the monster stood right behind them.

"Can't we just ram it Fred?" Daphne asked.

"No, I can't let that pig destroy the Mystery Machine," Fred said.

"Well, Fred, pigs eat anything from leftovers to humans. So if we don't leave we're going to be pig slop," Velma said.

The pig laughed and was starting to come closer to the van to destroy it. As Fred, Velma, and Daphne started to argue, Chris led s.h.a.ggy and s...o...b.. out of the van.

"Come on guys, we have to distract the pig,"

"No way. Nuh uh, Like Chris, I don't want to be pig food,"

"Reah I don't want to be pig food," s...o...b.. said.

'System let me buy a box of s...o...b.. Snacks,'

-A box of s...o...b.. Snacks will be 1,000 Hacker Points. Is Host sure of your purchase?-

Chris agreed.

-Host now has 215,918 Hacker Points. Please hold out your hand.-

Chris turned around and held out his hand and a green box with the label s...o...b.. Snacks appeared in his hand.

"Quick we don't have much time," Chris said as he threw 6 s...o...b.. Snacks. s.h.a.ggy and s...o...b.. jumped and caught 3 each.

"Alright s...o...b.. let's do this," s.h.a.ggy said reluctantly. They ran to the side and just as the pig approached the car, they shouted.

"Hey Pig-Face, look at what we're doing!" s.h.a.ggy said as he took out 2 semi mushed up hamburgers and gave one to s...o...b... "We're eating some pig!

"Reah pigs!" s...o...b.. said as both of them took a huge bite.

"You insolent humans, you'll pay for eating my brethren!" The pig said as it ran towards s.h.a.ggy and s...o...b...

"Yikes!" s.h.a.ggy and s...o...b.. said at the same time and started to run. The pigs were hot on their tails.

Chris quickly went back inside the van.

"Quick Fred, start the van while s.h.a.ggy and s...o...b.. distract the pig," Chris said in an urgent tone.

"What? Oh yeah!" Fred said. He started the Mystery Machine and quickly left. s.h.a.ggy and s...o...b.. were running as fast as they can towards the Mystery Machine and Chris opened the backdoor and stood up while putting his feet on each sides of the car frame so that he could pull them in.

"Take my hand," Chris said as he extended both hands. Both jumped and Chris barely got both of their hands and pulled them in. He closed the door and Fred quickly pushed the pedal and they successfully escaped the pig.

"Great job you two," Daphne said as s.h.a.ggy and s...o...b.. started to relax from the fast run.

"Yeah, great idea there," Velma said.

"Well it's great that Chris had some s...o...b.. Snacks in handy or else like we would've been too scared to even move," s.h.a.ggy said.

"Reah s...o...b.. Snacks," s...o...b.. said.

"Well great thinking Chris," Fred said.

"Thanks," Chris said.

"Well we have to then put out the Bob and Jack from the suspect list," Fred said. "Why would Bob destroy his own restaurant and since both were there at the time of the attack, they can't have been the pig,"

"Hmmm... Not quite," Chris said. "There's been many cases where criminals had 'perfect alibis'"

"You're right," Velma said. "Until we can find more suspects, we can't count them out yet,"

"Tomorrow after school, let's go back to Jumborino. I'm sure that Jack and his wife will be there,"

The gang agreed and Fred drove them back home.

...

It was the next day and after a boring day of school with Chris unable to show off to Velma, the gang went to Jumborino. The gang noticed that the clown's face was torn down.

"I guess since they have do the floor again and fix a lot of stuff, they decided to redo the clown," Chris said. He quickly saw the materials being used to rebuild the clown's face.

Suddenly a man's voice was heard behind them.

"h.e.l.lo how can I help you?"

The gang turned around and saw that it was a man around the age of 40 with a beard. He was wearing a black suit.

"Hi, we're just here to see the place. We were in here yesterday when it happened," Chris said.

"Oh, I'm sorry to hear that. My name is James, James Evans. I own Jumborino,"

"Really? Wow, I like love your stuff dude. I've been a regular the year it opened!" s.h.a.ggy said as he forcefully shook hands with James.

"Reah regular," s...o...b.. said.

"Haha, thank you for the support. You know what! Here you go," James said as he handed s.h.a.ggy and s...o...b.. 3 coupons each. "It's a coupon for 3 free burgers for each coupon. I've only given it to the regulars that I happened to meet on the street. Since it doesn't seem to me that you're lying, I'll give you three of these,"

"Wow, 9 free burgers! s...o...b..this is the best day of my life!" s.h.a.ggy said. "Thank you sir!"

"Reah thank you hehehehehe," s...o...b.. said.

"Well no problem. Just a small token to show my thanks," James said with a smile. "Now is it alright if you guys can leave the scene, I have to make sure to reconstruct everything,"

"Alright," Fred said. Without much of a choice, the gang left Jumborino.