He Became The Aunt Of His Best Friend After Waking Up Chapter 1: Waking Up In The Hospital

No sooner had s.h.i.+ Chen struggled to wake up from darkness and opened his eyes halfway than he almost fainted from another roar.

"He killed my brother!"

s.h.i.+ Chen slowly opened his eyes and stared at the snow-white ceiling, regaining a clear vision.

He was having a headache.

"Zhen b.i.t.c.h! Why don't you die!"

The voice sounded a little familiar. s.h.i.+ Chen turned his head, only to face a pair of mad eyes.

Yunsheng Liang?

s.h.i.+ Chen opened his eyes with joy, and was about to open his mouth to call him when Yunsheng Liang suddenly broke away from the people who were trying to stop him, rushed over, grabbed up s.h.i.+ Chen by his collar and shouted angrily, "You still have the f.u.c.king nerve to wake up! Why are you still alive! Shameless s.l.u.t!"

s.h.i.+ Chen wanted to raise his hand to wipe the spit on his face, only to find that he couldn't lift his arm. He could only open his mouth and say, "You, let go of your hands first."

Yunsheng Liang threw Chen hardly back onto the sickbed, making Feng Ma exclaim next to him, "Childe Liang, you can't do this. What if Sir gets to know it …?"

"It'll be better that he knows it! I'd like to see how this b.i.t.c.h explains to my uncle this time!"

s.h.i.+ Chen originally felt a lot dizzy; now he was dizzier due to this hard throw. He was grabbed up again by the collar before he got the idea of what was happening.

"Zhen b.i.t.c.h, I tell you, when you see my uncle, you'd better honestly tell him all the dirty things you've done, and then pack up and leave, or I'll beat you whenever I see you until you die!"

s.h.i.+ Chen held Liang's hand and squeezed out two words with difficulty, "Liangzi …"

Scarcely had Chen finished his words when he was thrown onto the sickbed again. Yunsheng Liang glared at him, "What do you call me?"

"You …" s.h.i.+ Chen clutched his neck and had a fit of coughing. Then he gasped, "Are you going to throw me to death?"

"Sir." Behind Yunsheng Liang, Feng Ma suddenly made a sound.

Yunsheng Liang turned around and called out to the man who had just entered the ward, "Uncle."

Qing Bo nodded to him, then went straight to the sickbed. He bent down and sat on the sickbed, reaching out a hand to stroke s.h.i.+ Chen's face, "Awake? How are you feeling?"

Something … felt not right.

Chen's forehead slightly drew back. Instead of asking "Who are you?", Chen replied, "Not bad."

"Well, it's alright now that you wake up. Take good care of yourself. I still have something to deal with in the company. I'll leave now." Qing Bo pulled up the quilt for s.h.i.+ Chen, stood up, and said to Yunsheng Liang, "Don't make trouble here."

"Uncle, it takes me a long time to wait for him to wake up. All I want is just to get him to tell you in person all the …"

"Go back."

"Uncle!"

"I said, go back."

"Liang … Ahem! Yunsheng." s.h.i.+ Chen slowly sat up and looked at Yunsheng Liang, "I have something to tell you."

Yunsheng Liang looked sideways at Qing Bo, who did not turn around but only said, "Don't make any more trouble."

And then he left.

Seeing that Qing Bo had tacitly agreed it, Feng Ma also made up an excuse to go out, leaving the two of them staying together alone.

"Hum!" Yunsheng Liang sneered, "You see, you've been in a coma for more than a month. Now you wake up, but my uncle only came to take such a look. What does this mean?"

"It means I'm dying of thirst." Chen squeezed around his throat and frowned, "Come on, get me a gla.s.s of water."

"Getting you a gla.s.s of water? No way!"

s.h.i.+ Chen had no choice but to get out of bed by himself, poured two gla.s.ses of water and swallowed them. Gasping for breath, Chen wiped his mouth, twisted and stared at Yunsheng Liang for a moment, and then suddenly approached him. Frightened by his actions, Yunsheng Liang took two steps back and said angrily, "What are you doing?"

"Oh, my G.o.d!" Cupping his own face, s.h.i.+ Chen rushed into the bathroom and then rushed out a few seconds later, pointing at his own face and asking, "Liangzi, how comes that I become Ke Zhen that b.i.t.c.h?"

Yunsheng Liang was even more shocked than Chen, "You, you …"

"I'm s.h.i.+ Chen!" s.h.i.+t, isn't this Ke Zhen's voice? No wonder I kept feeling something strange just now!

"You, you're really …"

"Yes, of course. I'm really s.h.i.+ Chen!" s.h.i.+ Chen slapped himself hard, only to be made gasping in pain.

s.h.i.+t! It was not a dream!

"You, how could you …" Yunsheng Liang was also dumbfounded. "What on earth is going on here?"

"I want to know, too! I only had a f.u.c.king car accident. How could I just …" Suddenly saying no more, s.h.i.+ Chen looked up at Yunsheng Liang, who was also staring at him.

"Could it be …"

"No way. Is there really such thing?" Chen's lips trembled lightly. "Then I, I'm already dead?"

Yunsheng Liang nodded with difficulty.

Chen's body had been already burned to ashes.

s.h.i.+ Chen let out a long breath of smoke.

"It may be improper to smoke in the ward." Liang also let out a breath of smoke.

s.h.i.+ Chen looked around, "This ward is quite exclusive."

This couldn't serve as the excuse for smoking, anyway. Yunsheng Liang took a forceful puff in silence.

"Alas, why the h.e.l.l do you think I would b.u.t.t in and go after Ke Zhen that b.i.t.c.h …"

"Hum!"

s.h.i.+ Chen had a look at Yunsheng Liang and sighed, "Why would I go after him, for G.o.d's sake? What does it matter to me whose car he gets in? Well, now. I lost my life in vain. Fortunately, I have no living family members. Otherwise, how sad they would be!" Half-squinted, s.h.i.+ Chen puffed out a ring of smoke. Suddenly he asked Yunsheng Liang, "How old is Ke Zhen?"

Yunsheng Liang said unsurely, "She seems to be 24."

"Well, he looks so young. I always thought he was a high school student." s.h.i.+ Chen raised his hand and had a touch on his own face. "That's good. No need to take the college entrance examination."

"…" Yunsheng Liang was speechless.

s.h.i.+ Chen punched Yunsheng Liang, "I thought you were so p.i.s.sed because Zhen Ke had cuckolded you. Why didn't you f.u.c.king earlier say he was your uncle's lover!"

Yunsheng Liang was silent for a few seconds and then said, "He has been married to my uncle."

"What?" s.h.i.+ Chen froze for a moment, then burst into laughter and b.u.mped against Liang's shoulder, "Then I have become your aunt?"

Yunsheng Liang put out his cigarette and said with a black face, "Don't worry, you won't be soon."

It turned out they were getting divorced.

s.h.i.+ Chen spent five days in the hospital, and got himself well-informed of what had happened between Yunsheng Liang's uncle and Ke Zhen. Well, he had got to figure it out since he was one of the main characters now!

To sum up, things went on as follows:

At his brother's birthday party, Ke Zhen fell in love with his brother's good friend Qing Bo at first sight, and looked for every possible way to approach him and express his love. After being turned down by Qing Bo, Ke Zhen directly drugged him and slept with him. Moreover, she deliberately had his brother be a witness. Thus, no matter how reluctant Qing Bo was, he could do nothing else but marry him. Since the marriage was against his will, it was naturally impossible for Bo to play nice with Ke Zhen after they got married. Boss Bo was very busy with his work every day. While he finally went home, he still chose to work in the study, dealing with all kinds of conference calls or transoceanic ones. Anyway, there was just no time to talk to Ke Zhen. Ke Zhen was, of course, unhappy about it. So, she wanted to just do something to attract Bo's attention. Unexpectedly, she came up with the idea of going to the bar and messing around with unknown pimps. n.o.body knew which parts of him went insane.

"Do you think he's f.u.c.ked anyone else?" Sitting on a single sofa with tilted legs, s.h.i.+ Chen asked Yunsheng Liang while smoking in the meantime.

"How could I know?" Yunsheng Liang looked at s.h.i.+ Chen and couldn't help saying, "Don't smoke anymore. The doctor will come for rounds here later."

Chen got up and went to beside the window and puffed out a circle of smoke. "Haven't you tailed him for several times?"

"I did see him hug with other men, but I don't know if they had s.e.x." Yunsheng Liang stared up and down at Chen, and finally fixed his eyes on Chen's a.s.s.

Chen flicked the b.u.t.t off the cigarette, "You know, I studied this body carefully in the bathroom last night, and then I found out …"

Yunsheng Liang moved his eyes from Chen's a.s.s to his face, "You found what?"

Chen explained, "I found that this guy has a good-looking b.u.t.t, and its color is also cutely pink.

Yunsheng Liang, "…"

"Holy s.h.i.+t, it's really full pink. Maybe it's because of his light skin. Oh, by the way, is this guy a hybrid? Tut-tut, he's so unfortunately silly. What a waste for him to have such a good body."

Putting out the cigarette, Chen caught sight of Liang's flushed face as soon as he turned his head. s.h.i.+ Chen went over, pulled a chair to sit opposite him, winked his eyes and said, "Do you want to see it?"

"See what?"

"His a.s.s."

Yunsheng Liang sprang to his feet, with his neck turning red immediately, "Are you freaking mental?"

"What are you shy of? We're both men. It won't matter for you to just have a look. I'm sure you've never seen any that pink." s.h.i.+ Chen got up simultaneously and took him by his arm, "Come on, go inside the bathroom."

Yunsheng Liang shook off Chen s.h.i.+'s hand, "Don't mess around! You're still my aunt in any case!"

"Haven't you said your uncle has prepared the divorce papers, and he's just waiting for me to get out of the hospital and sign them? Then I will not be your aunt very soon. Who the h.e.l.l knows how long I can still stay in Zhen's body? Why not have a look while I still have the control of his body?" With the words, Chen went to take off his pants, and Liang hurriedly came forward to stop it.

Suddenly, a cold voice came from the door of the ward.

"What are you doing?"

The two of them turned their heads and found it was Qing Bo.

s.h.i.+ Chen, "…"

Yunsheng Liang, "…"