Douluo Dalu: Wulin's Legend 5 Twin Spirits!? No, Just Twins.

I wake up slightly groggy and dizzy, not entirely sure if it's from being reincarnated or because of my undying hatred towards that monkey. Speaking about reincarnation, I seem to still be in the womb of my new mother, but I think I will be born soon because I feel fully developed. I try to open my eyes to look around, it is red everywhere and I seem to be submerged in liquids. The thing that surprised me the most though, was that I wasn't the only person in here! Floating beside me is another baby curled up in a ball, sometimes twitching and moving its arms and legs. It looks like I will have a little breast buddy to grow up with me. Curious as to whether my twin is a boy or a girl, I try to swish my arms around to position myself so that I can see its privates. 'Well… I don't see a p.e.n.i.s, so I guess it's a girl. I've always wanted a little sister, so I better make sure that I come out before her.'

While I was thinking stupid delusions of what my awesome spirit could be, the fluids in which I was floating in suddenly drained out of my mother's womb. Hearing her m.u.f.fled screaming I know that it was almost time for me to be born, so I quickly positioned my little sister in a way to be born safely before I myself take the frontline. Not long later I feel the walls around me start to contract, pus.h.i.+ng me towards the only exit, and suddenly I am born! 'Hahaha I am finally born, today marks the birth of a new future G.o.dKin-'

PA! 'f.u.c.k! That hurts like h.e.l.l! what the heck did I do to deserve this right after being born!' It seems because I wasn't crying the midwife taking care of my birth thought I was a stillborn decided to smack my a.s.s to check if I'm alive. Sure enough, it worked like a charm and I instantly started bawling my eyes out.

Shortly after my little episode my sister is also born, and we are placed in our mother's arms. I open my eyes to look at her, she has silvery white hair, and blue eyes that give a sort of chilling feel. She looks at my sister and I with eyes filled with love, quite different from her natural cold looks, as she says," The boy shall be named Chen Wulin, while the girl will be named Chen Yue."

'So, it seems that I will be carrying my previous life's name to this world' My mother holds us for a while longer until she begins to fall asleep, then the midwife took us and placed us in a crib together. Remembering my observation ability, I try to use it on the midwife. An unfamiliar feeling surged into my eyes as information filled my mind.

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Name: Chen Ling

Spirit Rank: 0

Spirit: Shovel Spirit

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'It's a little disorienting at first when information is forced into your mind, but hopefully I will get used to it if I use it enough.' Thinking this I also use observation on my sister.

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Name: Chen Yue

Spirit Rank: 10 (Innate Full Spirit Power)

Spirit: Not Awakened Yet

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'b.l.o.o.d.y h.e.l.l! My sister actually has a Full Innate Spirit Body! If I train her properly she could become a G.o.d in the future as well. If she is this talented then as her twin, I should also be this talented, right?' While still slightly shocked I then turn my vision to myself, with some expectation and eagerness to my talent I use observe on myself.

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Name: Chen Wulin

Spirit Rank: 2 (Trainee)

Spirit: Not Awakened Yet

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'Wait! Why am I so trash when my sister has an Innate Full Spirit Power, did she somehow steal my talent! How am I going to find a beautiful and strong girlfriend when I am just a piece of trash, wait! I'm already a 20-year-old virgin, if I have to wait at least another 12 years to hit p.u.b.erty that means I will technically be a 30-year-old virgin…' Unable to hold it anymore, I start crying again. My little sister being the good girl she is also starts crying with me. After crying for a while, I begin to feel tired and fall asleep. Suddenly, I don't feel tired anymore and I open my eyes. I was in a ma.s.sive expanse of land, with a pool of water in the centre of the realm. To the side of the pool was a large stone plaque, and on the other side there was a large platform with a formation circle on the ground. Understanding that this is my Violet Jade Immortal Realm I quickly move towards the stone plaque to see its abilities.

[Violet Jade Immortal Realm: A special realm in which time flows differently from the outside. The only human that can enter the realm is the owner of the realm. The owner of the realm can only use the Violet Jade Immortal Realm for 8 real world hours per day. Can be used to store/retrieve items and raise fauna and flora. Level of realm increases with each Spirit Ring. Current level: First Level (Restricted), Second level restricted until second Spirit Ring.

First Level Benefits:

- Time flows at a rate of 2:1 (2 hours in VJIR : 1 hour real world).

- Spirit Energy is 2 times as abundant

- Access to 1st level of Spirit Ascension Realm (locked until spirit awakening)

- Size of realm: 1km x 1km

]

Since I am still a baby there isn't much for me to do except sit here and meditate, so that's exactly what I did. Cultivating Spirit Energy in this realm is about 4 times as effective compared to the outside world. For the whole 16 hours inside the realm I cultivated my spirit energy, luckily, I spent most of my previous life in solitude so staying a couple hours on my own means nothing to me. At the end of it I used observe on myself again, but it showed no difference. I guess it couldn't be that easy to increase spirit power otherwise everyone would have Innate Full Spirit Power.

As I exit the Violet Jade Immortal Realm, I am still laying in my crib with my sister. Thinking that she is a cute baby I begin to poke her cheeks which wakes her up. She has looks like our mother with her strands of silver hair and chilling blue eyes, and smooth, pale white skin, not enough to look sickly but enough to stand out from her hair. Her nose is small and cute, while her lips are a light pink. It's kind of difficult to tell her other features since she is such a pudgy baby but when she grows out of her baby fat, she will probably become very beautiful. As I continue to poke her cheeks she begins to laugh and places my fingers inside her mouth.

'Warm… I should make sure to be a good brother to her and raise her to be an obedient little sister, I don't want some little demon child picking fights with me every day'

As a baby I don't spend much of the day awake, and when I am awake, I am either playing around with Little Yue or feeding, I don't want to go into much detail of breast feeding because as a 20-year-old man, it feels kind of humiliating. Whenever I need to use the toilet or if Little Yue soils herself, I will scream out to mother to take care of us. During the night when it's time to sleep I go into the Violet Jade Immortal Realm and cultivate my Spirit Energy.

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Three months go by of playing around and cultivating. Little Yue seems to become pretty attached to me and would now hold my hand or hug me when she sleeps. On the other hand, after cultivating my Spirit energy for the day and using observation on myself I found that my Spirit Energy finally increased.

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Name: Chen Wulin

Spirit Rank: 3

Spirit: Not Awakened Yet

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At the rate of improvement that I am going, I should be able to get Innate Full Spirit Power in two years. Feeling happy and motivated, but unable to go back into the Violet Jade Immortal Realm I decide to tease Little Yue. After poking her a couple times, I start tickling her as she starts laughing, even as a baby her voice is beautiful, like a baby oriole singing in the morning. But because I was distracted by her voice, I tickled her too much and she started crying, it's hard trying to raise a baby, especially when you are one yourself.

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(A/N: Alternate t.i.tles: 'Rebirth of Wulin', 'Curious George', 'Freshly Made Trash: Wulin', 'Warm…', 'I will become a Wizard!')