Mini World Of Endless Fun Awaits Chapter 37 - You Can Even Make This Into A Movie?

Chapter 37: Chapter 37 – You Can Even Make This Into A Movie?

Translator: Dragon Boat Translation Editor: Dragon Boat Translation

When Ren Suo saw the video clip on “The Hitman: The b.l.o.o.d.y Banquet”, he had strange speculation and theory about what will happen after he uploaded his score after completing the game.

Now, the large-scale doc.u.mentary ent.i.tled “A Strong Warrior Ascends 10,000 Meters” had confirmed his theory!

Shortly after he uploaded his final game score each time, the account named ‘Naisser_Ren’ will upload a real-life video with events closely in line with the game contents onto all major video streaming and sharing sites!

However, Ren Suo had thought nothing of this as the game “A Strong Warrior Ascends 10,000 Meters” seemed more like a puzzle mini-game for players to enjoy in their leisure time, and had not posed a significant challenge to complete.

Ren Suo would never have thought that the events in the game could actually happen in real life.

Yet, the appearance of the video was simply a smack in the face: No matter what you play, it will always happen in real life!

Ren Suo started playing the first part 1P. In the dark of the night amongst the trees of the forest, a young golden-haired girl appeared out of the shadows. She was wearing a thin greyish-black colored tracksuit. The rough material stood in contrast to her silky, smooth skin; as the most distinguished, highest tier member of GiliGili, Ren Suo could watch the video on 1080P+ extremely high quality, and on enlarging the video on fullscreen mode, he could see even the finest details of the golden-haired girl very clearly without any lag!

The golden-haired girl, whose flawless skin appeared almost transparent in the dark of the night, stepped onto the soil. When the cold wind blew, faint red ripples formed on her smooth, pale skin. Her shoulder-length golden-colored hair danced gracefully in the wind as she continued on her journey step-by-step through the forest.

Ren Suo immediately knew that that was the avatar he had played in the game—the female Seeker!

“h.e.l.lo everyone, introducing to you, my wife.”

“I can play with her feet for a whole year!”

“Oh my dear wife, you’re my wife as long as you’re a girl.jpg”

“This looks just like a movie made from CG.”

“Is this an animation film using the latest motion capture technology to create life-like CG characters?”

“The total duration is ridiculous…Could they possibly have doc.u.mented each and every one of the G.o.ddess’ movements, even when she ate or used the toilet?”

“Skip directly to 63:23 to see the G.o.ddess emptying her bladder!”

Ren Suo wavered for a moment before he quickly dragged the video scrubber to the corresponding timestamp. The Seeker squatted down, and…

She picked up a snake that everyone could not see clearly in the video from the ground, then twisted the neck of the snake before lifting it up high in the air above her head.

Under the faint glimmer of the moonlight, a long, revolting stream of saliva leaked out of the mouth of the fierce and evil-looking snake which was over a metre long, as the elegant and beautiful lady gripped onto its head, waving it from side to side like a small kid wriggling around while being carried in the arms.

In one smooth motion, the Seeker swung her hand and released the snake, sending it flying a long distance away, before continuing her journey towards the Tedamia mountains in the distance.

“Where’s the pee? Where’s the pee I want to drink?!”

“Fool, you have been tricked!”

“You disgusting otaku, don’t you know pretty young girls don’t pee?”

“Pee from a pretty young girl…that’s not pee, it’s holy water!”

The playful bullet comments on the screen were unending. Ren Suo skipped all the way to the end of the video to see that the Seeker was still walking in the forest. However, she had been walking on unpaved ground and in a short time span of two hours, her feet had already been cut and p.r.i.c.ked by the thorns and stones on the ground.

Ren Suo quickly skimmed through the video parts and found that the Seeker spent the entire day on the 3rd of April walking through the forest and crossing the mountains. Although the ground was relatively flat throughout, the forest itself was no easy place to traverse on foot.

However, what was unbelievable was that the Seeker had not taken any rest for the entire day!

She did not eat or rest!

And naturally, she did not empty her bowels either…

Ren Suo viewed a few other Ps from later on, and noticed that there were bullet comments at the beginning of each P, saying: “There is no peeing scene in this P, please go to the next P.”

What a bunch of otakus with nothing better to do.

On the morning of the 4th of April, the slim Seeker finally met some people—as she ran on the mountainous grounds, a few teenagers who were herding sheep and cows appeared in the scene.

It was obvious that the group of teenagers were shocked yet excited when they saw the Seeker run past them. They were shouting and waving their arms in the distance, but no one could understand what they were saying until a bullet comment said:

“They are most likely Kamiyans from the Tedamia mountainous region who are speaking the Kamiyan language. See page 221 of the comments section for more details.”

Ren Suo read in the comments section:

“The Kamiyans live on the two ends of the Tedamia mountainous region. Most of them live in Ni’er while a small minority live in Xuan Nation and Kong Que Nation. Kamiyans have their own ethnic culture and language. They lived deep within the forests amongst the mountains isolated from the rest of the world until people from around the world began their quest to conquer the Hyjal mountain peak. The Kamiyans were called the ‘Porters of Tedamia’ as they helped many groups of people around the world to reach the Jomolungma peak by giving them directions or being their porters.”

Hyjal peak of the Tedamia mountain region!

Ren Suo finally knew where the Seeker was heading towards.

The Hyjal peak of the Tedamia mountains is regarded as the world’s highest peak, is it not?!

Located on the border between Xuan Nation and Ni’er Nation, the Hyjal peak was the main peak of the Tedamia mountains. The Northern side of the Tedamia mountain region was located within the borders of Xuan Nation, while the Southern side of the Tedamia mountain region stood within the borders of Ni’er Nation. The peak was 10,230 meters above sea level. The mountain itself was pyramidal-shaped and known as the backbone of the world.

The word “Hyjal” referred to being “holy and ever-lasting” in ancient Xuan language. The Hyjal peak, which remained covered in snow all year round, was part of the beliefs of the mountain people who lived in the Western region of ancient Xuan Nation and had been an object of awe and spectacularity to people ever since a very long time ago.

In the modern context, as the world’s highest point, the Hyjal peak had become one of the peaks mountaineers of expedition groups around the world seek to conquer. Although there are other mountain peaks that had more treacherous and challenging hikes, reaching the Hyjal peak would signify that one had conquered the world; one would have the entire world under one’s feet!

Ren Suo was about to continue watching the video clips when he saw the top comment in the hot comments section:

“Watch 55P, the highlights clip! You will finally be able to understand all that has happened, and if you still don’t believe this is true you can slowly watch the previous 54P. That part is meant to thoroughly shatter the world view you hold on dearly to! Believe me, be patient and stay hopeful!”

“Zhang He from the mountaineering team in the video clip has already proven his ident.i.ty. He is the Chairman of Yoka Investment and a.s.set Management LLC, which is a subsidiary of Yoka Food Group. He is also an amateur mountaineer. Fortunately, he is all right now!”

At this juncture, Ren Suo decided to not look through the rest of the individual P and skipped directly to 55P, the highlights video clip!

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“She is just an ordinary person.”

In the conference room on the third level of the Ministry of State Security building, the projector screen was showing the 55P of the video “A Strong Warrior Ascends 10,000 Meters”. A woman around the age of 25 said, “From the start until a height of 4000 metres above sea level, her energy did not surpa.s.s that of ordinary people. I dare say that anyone of us here will be able to do better. Her strength is also slightly weaker than average men, which corresponds to the muscle distribution of her arms, neck, and legs.”

“The only unusual thing is her stamina,” someone else said. She continued, “The girl walked and climbed for days without any rest or food, and yet she could maintain the same speed from the very beginning. I swear with my frying pan that she utilized Reiki to help her!”

As the last of the speaker’s words came out of the speaker’s mouth, she slammed a frying pan onto the table. Yu Kuangtu’s eyes widened and he raised his brows as he said, “Xu Hailin, what did you bring a new frying pan here for?”

“My mom asked me to buy a new pan home…” Xu Hailin replied as she scratched her head, “The pan at home is spoilt so she asked me to buy one back for her to cook supper for me.”

Xu Hailin looked like she was from the rural villages, but when she spoke, her sentences were filled with euphemisms. Yu Kuangtu shrugged and said, “Alright, alright. I don’t want to waste any more of your time, so watch the remaining over two hours of the highlights video clip at home. We still have to discuss after all of you have finished watching it…But for now, you all may leave first.”

Without waiting for the rest to stand up, Yu Kuangtu continued, “Finish watching the video at home and note down the extraordinary traits of the girl and any suspicious points. Hand your findings to w.a.n.g Qingyu by 9.30 a.m. before work tomorrow.”

Everyone sighed and said, “Why do we still have homework…”