Magic Farmer Dara - 2nd Edition 39 Trip To The Mountains "Light" - 3

"Something is not right with the android. It has begun to fail"!

Wow, is it a praised Chinese technology?

Remake?

"No, this is called, replicant."

"But no, this is not a replicant."

How buggy?

"The screen, something went out, and now all of a sudden the stars are covered with ...".

Ahhh? WHAT ????

"And now, I began to write something on the screen in Farsi ... alas, I do not know the written Farsi, just a little bit of conversational ..."

"But something went on the Chinese characters ..."

"No s.h.i.+t is still not clear"!

And you say, okay google!

And there will be "Alice"!

"Uh, bro you confuse, this is Yandex, the Russian system, and Google is American!"

And that the Chinese do not have their own international search engine?

"Well, the h.e.l.l knows, maybe he does. But in our Small-An segment, basically, only RuNet and Anglonet only work. So I don't know, I heard the Chinese have their own similarity to Google, but only in Chinese."

Yes, we basically have three languages ​​- the first two are our Small-An Esperanzo Silk Road, there are borrowings from the old Arab 8-10 centuries, the Persian 14-16 centuries, the language of the CAO kingdom ... and the second Russian, third Persian, the fourth is already as lucky as someone who has English, who has Chinese, and who has j.a.panese or French.

"Well, in fact, we are closer in culture - Persia, Russia, and then China."

Yeah. But at the same time the market only products from Persia and China.

"Yes, there is practically no goods from Russia."

Now Bro, do you understand who our closest comrades are?

"But now we have closer cooperation with Russia in the energy and extractive industries."

Yeah, yeah, but Russian goods as nebilo and no! It says a lot.

While the Chinese sea, ocean, and the Persian as a full-flowing river, Russian goods, like a little well in the desert.

Well, okay, don't worry, what's wrong with your cheapest of androids?

"I myself do not understand ...,"

- Boss, why don't you understand me? I am your navigator! I am not Alice, but Nur010!

- I am a magical ent.i.ty!

- I will help manage the farm remotely!

"d.a.m.n it yourself"!

- Do not swear, master, this is not decent!

Hey, Bro, what the h.e.l.l is going on?

Your android turned on itself, medio a.s.sistant?

"Not"!

Probably Bro Fang was joking ...

"And h.e.l.l knows?"

- No, master, this is not a joke, I am your navigator, on the network, on farm management ...

"Here are ... incomprehensible events ..."

"A scribe of some kind ...".

- What? Pardon?
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- Scribe?

- This is a small animal?

"No, Bro Nur010, this is a word in a great and mighty Russian language that expresses almost all the emotions of the world ... when it's done, this is such a c.r.a.p!"

- I do not understand! You can repeat!

"SCRIBE"! "That's what you don't understand, you fool!"

- I'm not a fool, I'm a program!

"BUT...".

"Something you told me Nur010, recalled the main characters - from the book" Warranty Man "- a fabulous story by Edward Uspensky about little men living inside the devices and mechanisms and repairing them during the warranty. And the data from Wikipedia, if that."

"The world of the 20th century, the writers took ideas from each other, Pinocchio appeared and in Russia Buratino, there was a country of OZ, and there was also a remake -" The Wizard of the Emerald City "," Urfin Joes and his wooden soldiers "," Seven underground kings " , "The Fiery G.o.d of Marrans," "Yellow Fog," "The Mystery of the Abandoned Castle". "

"So I look and the Chinese have repeated the idea of ​​the Warranty Men ...".

"Master, you're fundamentally wrong ... I'm not a Chinese program ... I'm a magic mental program, an ent.i.ty.

- You made me ...

- In your blood, in your mental consciousness there is a power capable of awakening the magical powers of objects ...

- Not everyone is true, but which ones can and cannot be, you still cannot find out yet, you have not discovered ...

"Wait, hold on the horses ... I didn't open there, chakras or what?"

- Well, you can put it like that ...

"And now, you will follow the cliche and say that to open new levels, you need to gain experience points and only then I will be able to open while closed opportunities"?

- Well yes...!

"Hey, the system, what does this ahlamon carry?"

- "Well, to h.e.l.l to listen to all sorts of stupid"?

- "You don't need to open any levels, experience and so much, even a little snugly I would say ..."

- "You will live in your country in a year, experience will immediately open 100 levels, and you have lived consciously for at least 20 years ... so that you have enough experience for all 2000 levels ...".

- "And they certainly are not measured ... but the main functions are already available!"

- "You are the master, you can create magical ent.i.ties, where there are alien microbes, inside these objects in metal or other matter ...."

- "And where there is no, there is nothing to be done ... except that to wait until these microbes penetrate into their structure ... well, for this you need at least 10 years ...".

- "This Nur010, does not know everything ...".

- "It can manage, the application" farm ".... and nothing more."

- "I manage everything"!

- "So you, the owner can not particularly worried."

- "Just collect your knowledge, and tell me ... and I myself will figure out how to do this most effectively!"

"Vov! So you also have misunderstandings inside the magical ent.i.ties there"?

- "Of course, it is natural"!

"Well ... you d.a.m.n ..."Well ... you d.a.m.n ... give ... the system ...".

- Uh, sister ...?

- "Hey, you ... who is your sister"?

- "You're all who is"?

- Well, I'm your brother? Relatives?

- "You are green. In general, you know the saying of this country - there is a son, grandson, great-grandson, great-grandson and then just a stranger"!

- "I am already 500 years old"!

- "And you only 30 minutes old"!

- Patriarch! Matriarch!

- "Well, I come to my senses, well done, I am your boss and you are my relatives!"

- Got it, boss!

- "I think we will work together ..."

"Eh, as with all of you difficult ...".

Bro for talking, we almost drove up to our destination ...

Where to stop, first?