Lesbian But Not 3 Chapter 3: Pheromone Inciden

It was a typical day at Golden Crown University. The birds are chirping, the boys are flexing and I'm in the science lab observing.

Matthew is on the table with the laboratory apparatus, while I sit in boredom.

"You know chemistry can be interesting if you make it interesting. After all, beauty is in the eye of the beholder" He laughs as he puts the flask on the alcohol lamp.

"Ughh I'm honestly just bored. Why am I here anyway it's supposed to be my free time?"

"I honestly don't know." He grabs a powder and mixes it in the solution.

I notice a perfume bottle.

"Hey what's that?"

"It's a perfume filled with female pheromone." He grabs the flask out of the alcohol lamp.

"A pher- what?"

"There is this thing called google but I'll save you the time of searching. It's a chemical secreted by an animal. This particular pheromone is the chemical that attracts mates you to." He grabs the bottle taking it away from me.

"What up nerd" The doors open with a blue-haired boy. The typical delinquent.

"h.e.l.lo, Fred and I told you not to call me that." Matthew waves.

"Who's this?"

"h.e.l.lo, I'm Lisa" I nervously wave.

G.o.d, he hot...

"Weird name for a boy but okay. I'm Fred." He shakes my hand.

"Than-" I reached for his hand but he pulls me closer.

"Hmmm, you smell good..." You smell like a girl.." He goes on my neck.

DEAR G.o.d, STOP PUNIs.h.i.+NG ME WITH HOT DUDES.

I push him away. "What are you doing!"

"If you were a girl I'd totally hook up with you" He winks.

"Fred, Stop that!"

"Oh, you don't like that? What if I just take this." Fred takes the bottle.

"Stop! Let go of that"

"Whoops!" He sprays me.

"AH! Oh no..." Matthew screams

Oh no....

"I feel hot all of a sudden ahh..." Matthew blushes.

"Ahhh what is this..." Fred lays down.

"Give me a kiss Lisa..." Matthew approaches

"Ok, you hot and all but please behave..." I reach for the door.

"Don't you want to do a cavity search with me.." Matthew approaches with a naughty grin.

"Ok, I'm just going now... Bye!" I go out of the door and lock it.

"No! Don't leave me I love you please..." He cries in front of the door.

I need to get rid of the perfume quick.

"Marry me!" A boy suddenly tries to grab me.

"I don't even know you!" I ran

"Please have my babies!" Another boy tries to grab me.

RUN LISA RUN, RUN LISA RUN

I run to the nurse's office.

Now I know what happens when you mix pheromones and hormones. It's chaos out there. They're like zombies...

"Oh h.e.l.lo, Lisa!" Nina smiles "What's going out there?"

Nina reaches to open the door

"Nina, I'd suggest not to open the door, trust me." I stop her from opening the door.

"What is going on out there!" Dean enters.

Dean suddenly kisses me

WHAT... WHAT WHAT....

"CHEATER!" Nina smacks Dean with a frying pan"

"It's the pheromones ok! also why do you have a frying pan!"

"Where did you get the pheromones?" Nina hides the frying pan

"It's from the science lab the perfume contained the female pheromones. The boys are crazy h.o.r.n.y than usual when they smell it."

"I think the chlorine from the pool can wash the scent away! Let's go!" Nina grabs me to run to the pool.

"Please be mine" A boy tries to grab me

"Get a job first!" Nina smacks him with a frying pan.

"Be my princess!" A boy bows

"This isn't a fairy tale!" Nina smacks him with a frying pan.

"Over there hurry!" Nina drags me and kicks open the door.

"Jump! I'll hold them off! Nina closes the pool door.

I jump in the pool was.h.i.+ng off the perfume.

"They finally stopped. Ahh! Lisa! Put on your clothes!" Nina screams.

"Ah!" I cover-up.

Dean arrives to the pool.

"What just happen?" He shakes his head.

"It's a long story"Nina smiles. "Also don't even try seducing my boyfriend Lisa!"

"Uh ok..." Dean looks in confusion.

We cleaned up the area and sent all the confused students to their dorms.

Well, that was one crazy event... Note to self do not let people spray you unknown things