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234 Sh*t Stirrer (Part 1)
Ooh!
His ranking had gone up!
Seeing that the system had evaluated his strength as superior to the Fox Empress’, w.a.n.g Mang felt better.
Since he was stronger, there was no point being calculative. After all, even though he was a snake, he was a gentleman first.
He shot a contemptuous glance at her and then turned to leave.
However, he suddenly recalled something very important.
“Oh right, I saved your life!”
“You promised to compensate me with some demon emperor-level heavenly treasures.”
“No! I also ate my only demon emperor-level heavenly treasure. Then, I transcended the tribulation and successfully became a demon emperor.”
“Even if I had any more, I wouldn’t give them to you! Stop dreaming!”
Hearing the Fox Empress words, w.a.n.g Mang was stunned and displeased.
She had lost, and he had saved her life, yet she was unwilling to compensate him?
“Hmph! I will remember you!”
“If I had known earlier, I wouldn’t have saved you.”
After saying this, w.a.n.g Mang left angrily.
F*ck!
Kindness was never rewarded!
Fortunately, the mission had been successfully completed!
Moreover, his strength had also been evaluated. Now, he was capable of going toe-to-toe, and even defeating Liu Xiu. Killing him was another matter altogether though.
Right at this moment, the system’s voice suddenly rang out in w.a.n.g Mang’s mind.
[Ding! Host’s current status detected! The host is given the following mission options!]
[Mission 1: The host’s strength has increased greatly! Develop yourself like a coward and avoid seeking revenge on the Tiger Emperor!]
[Mission Time: Until completion]
[Mission Reward: 100 million evolution value, Advanced Gacha x1!]
…
[Mission 2: The host’s strength has increased greatly! Find the disgusting Tiger Emperor and vent your anger!]
[Mission Time: Until completion]
[Mission Reward: 1 billion evolution value, Top-grade Gacha x1!]
…
[Mission 3: The host’s strength has increased greatly! Regardless of life or death, kill the Tiger Emperor for revenge!]
[Mission Time: Until completion]
[Mission Reward: Free Evolution x1, Top-grade Gacha x2!]
…
Uh…
It seemed that the system wanted him to continue fighting demon emperors!
The problem was…
w.a.n.g Mang knew his own strength.
It was one thing to bully a newly-advanced demon emperor like the Fox Empress, but a whole other thing to try and fight an experienced demon emperor that was far stronger than he was.
The Tiger Emperor had almost reached the 7,000-year mark!
w.a.n.g Mang even suspected that the system was sending him to his death.
He pondered the matter for quite some time.
It would not be possible to kill the Tiger Emperor, but w.a.n.g Mang felt that he would be able to at least get in a few blows and survive until the mission was deemed completed.
If things went south again, he could always flee. After all, he had done so before. He once again evaluated his chances before saying hesitantly, “System, I choose Mission 2!”
[Ding! The host has successfully selected a mission option! Please complete the mission as soon as possible to obtain the reward.]
w.a.n.g Mang sighed with emotion before setting off.
He did not expect to be forced to run around and provoke demon emperors.
Stealing, bullying, and now picking a fight…
The system had clearly charted a b.l.o.o.d.y path ahead for him.
Five days later, w.a.n.g Mang arrived near the Kunlun Mountains in the Four Rivers Province.
However, he did not go looking for the Tiger Emperor immediately. Instead, he captured two little demons and had them collect some feces.
He might not be able to win, but he was definitely going to disgust the Tiger Emperor! He was going to throw sh*t at the latter’s cave!
At this moment, two monkey demons walked over with two bags of feces.
F*ck!
He had forgotten he was a snake!
Why was his sense of smell so strong?!
The two monkey demons were still quite a distance away, but he could smell the stench from here.
He suppressed his disgust and roared, “F*ck! The smell is so strong!”
Hearing this, the two monkey demons who were covering their noses said pitifully, “Lord Demon Emperor, didn’t you ask us to prepare a lot of feces?”
“We couldn’t find a large pile of it, so we had to collect them from different animals for you.”
“That’s why the smell is stronger…”
Hearing this, w.a.n.g Mang was rendered speechless and could only helplessly say, “You guys carry the feces and stay far behind me!”
“Follow me! When I tell you to throw the feces, then throw it!”
Upon hearing w.a.n.g Mang’s words, the two monkey demons hurriedly nodded. Soon after, the two monkey demons arrived near the Tiger Emperor’s cave.
w.a.n.g Mang took extra care to conceal his demonic aura to avoid alarming the Tiger Emperor.
“Do you see that cave over there?”
“When you get closer, throw these bags of feces inside and then run!”
The two monkey demons pleaded in fear, “Lord Demon Emperor, please spare us! If we throw these feces into the Tiger Emperor’s cave, he will definitely skin us alive!”
Hearing this, w.a.n.g Mang immediately threatened them into compliance, “If you dare to disobey, I will exterminate your entire clan!”
