Epic Of Ice Dragon: Reborn As An Ice Dragon With A System Chapter 704 - A Ridiculous Elf

Chapter 704 - A Ridiculous Elf

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Takeru felt as if he was betrayed out of his expectations, he really thought this elf was some bada.s.s guy that just acted comically, but he's actually just a lame dude! What the heck? Is this the Great Demon of Summoning? Now that I see him in person, I can already tell he's a stupid idiot! I can't even believe he is evil, no way, this is probably all just false information.

"Naaaaaaniiiiii?!" Asked Takeru, almost ranting over it when he suddenly saw one of the black slimes approaching his leg and suddenly entangling it with his tentacle!

"H-h.e.l.lo…" Said Takeru.

The slime looked almost cute.

"Kyu!"

The little black slime gave out a cute sound. Aww, dude, this guy is just a cute little slime, I guess these are not the enemies or something, just some random slime monsters? I suppose it is less dire of a situation as I thought.

"Oh… Maybe they're not bad? So I was scared for nothing…" Sighed Takeru, feeling relieved with himself, he sighed in relief and even his heart palpitations became lower.

CRACK!

"Ah…?!"

However, Takeru suddenly felt as if his leg broke, yes, the bone cracking sounds resonated so loud he could hear it, it felt as if someone had cracked a very hard toast. The slime looked at him from below, a sudden creepy smile surged on it, as several sharp teeth emerged, suddenly, the slime began to open its mouth and was about to swallow Takeru!

The pain of having his leg broke by the slime's tentacles woke up Takeru from his daze, as he screamed loudly and began to cry out of pain.

"GYAAAAAAAAHHH! Kore wa hos.h.i.+kunai! Doko ka ni itte! f.u.kanō! Dekinai! Watas.h.i.+ o okurikaes.h.i.+te kudasai, anata wa 3-nensei no Erufu o kokuhyō s.h.i.+masu!!! (I don't want this! Go away! Impossible! I can't do this! Send me back, you d.a.m.n third grade elf!)" Cried Takeru, whenever he got nervous he would speak all in j.a.panese. Of course the elf didn't do a thing but Takeru's emotions of panick suddenly triggered his powers.

TRUUUUMMM…!

A sudden vacuum of energy formed over the middle of the battlefield as a giant sphere of bright light appeared by absorbing the surrounding environment's energy, and then, everybody found themselves inside a dungeon! So that's how dungeons are created? In just a second they were all inside a small cubic room made of bricks with half the slimes here, the others seemingly got crushed and just died.

"Ehhh?! Wow, this is amazing- AAAGH! G-Get away from meeeee!" Cried Takeru, as he began to wave his leg as the black slime was suddenly thrown away. The other slimes realized they were in a strange place and quickly got into a stance for battle, their little bodies suddenly shaping into amorphous ma.s.ses of tentacles!

"Wow, not bad for an SSR Summon!" Said the Summoner, as he clapped his hands and did nothing else than that. Wow this guy is beginning to get to Aqua leagues of uselessness. "But watch out, they're coming right away, they got p.i.s.sed off, do something right now!"

"Stop ordering me as if I were your f.u.c.king pokemon or something!" Cried Takeru, as he suddenly waved his hands the moment he saw all the slimes approaching him at an incredibly fast speed. The slimes rushed towards him so fast that he could barely make any sense of the situation before he cried in fear.

"S-Shut down! A wall! WALL!"

TRUUUMMM…!

And suddenly, the dungeon obeyed his command, as a wall came out from the dungeon's ceciling and crushed half the slimes!

SPLAAAs.h.!.+

"Gryyyeeehhh…!"

"Ah… I-I did it! Eh?!"

However, as Takeru began to celebrate, the slimes began to reform again.

"No! No! Get away! Die, please f.u.c.king die already!" He cried, summoning more and more falling walls, completely crus.h.i.+ng the slimes over and over again, countless times, as the sound of a giant wall falling over them resonated for many times over and over and over again!

TRUUM! TRUUM! TRUUM! TRUUM! TRUUM!

After ten minutes of endlessly using his mana, Takeru ran out of mana and dropped into the floor, looking at the splattered black slime everywhere, it was not moving anymore, thankfully.

"Hahh… Hahhhh… Agh… f.u.c.k…" He cried, as Takeru began to cry, tears coming out of his eyes. "Ahh, send me back to my home… I didn't wanted an Isekai… I enjoyed my life on Earth!"

"Hahh~ What a nice tea."

However, Takeru realized the elf wasn't even at his side, he was to the far away left corner, sitting over a chair with a small table in front of him he took out of nowhere, he was drinking some tea while reading a book… completely ignoring him.

"EH? Ahhh?! You f.u.c.king b.a.s.t.a.r.d! Where did you got those things?!" Asked Takeru.

"Hm? Oh, you're done? Ah, I summoned these! Look, I got this bag I got from the gacha, it is pretty handy!" Laughed the elf.

"You f.u.c.king b.a.s.t.a.r.d! You got your own powers, don't you?! I bet you could had helped!" Cried Takeru.

"Heh, Takeru! I was testing you! I-It is not because I am lazy or something! You're the lazy one in fact." Laughed the elf.

"You b.i.t.c.h!" Cried Takeru, throwing away the table and the elf's tea.

"My tea! Hey! A summon doesn't do that to a master!!!" Roared the summoner.

"You're not my master! Bring me back to Earth! I don't want to have anything to do with this f.u.c.ked up world!" Cried Takeru.

"Well too late, unless you fulfill your contract conditions, I cannot send you back." Said the summoner with a nervous smile.

"You've gotta be f.u.c.king kidding me…" Sighed Takeru.

"Yep, yep… So please stop grabbing my s.h.i.+rt. It is getting dirty with all the slime on your hands." Said the elf.

Takeru suddenly felt the incredible impulse of punching this elf in the face, he was no nerd, he was actually rather okay at martial arts too, so he could beat him to death if he wanted… but he could not because there was a strange force stopping him.

"Summons cannot damage their summoners." Said the elf with a malicious smile.

"Sigh…"

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