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"We wouldn't insist on that," said Old Man Sprott. "Play with both hands if you want to."
"Think I'm a welsher?" demanded Cottle. "The original proposition goes.
'Course I wouldn't really cut the arm off and leave it in the safe, but what I mean is, if I use two arms in making a shot, right there is where I lose. Satisfactory?"
"Perkins," said Uncle Billy, solemnly wagging his head, "you are a witness that this thing has been forced on me. I have been bullied and browbeaten and insulted into making this bet----"
"And so have I," chimed in Old Man Sprott. "I'm almost ashamed----"
The Ooley-cow shrugged his shoulders.
"I am a witness," said he quietly. "Calvin, these gentlemen have stated the case correctly. You have forced them to accept your proposition----"
"And he can't blame anybody if he loses," finished Uncle Billy as he reached for the roll of bills.
"You bet!" e.j.a.c.u.l.a.t.ed Old Man Sprott. "He was looking for trouble, and now he's found it. Count it, Billy, and we'll each take half."
"That goes, does it?" asked Cottle.
"Sir?" cried Uncle Billy.
"Oh, I just wanted to put you on record," said Cottle, with a grin.
"Wesley, you're my witness too. I mislaid a five-hundred-dollar note the other day, and it may have got into my change pocket. Might as well see if a big bet will put these safety-first players off their game! Anyhow, I'm betting whatever's there. I ain't sure how much it is."
"I am," said Uncle Billy in a changed voice. He had come to the five-hundred-dollar bill, sandwiched in between two twenties. He looked at Old Man Sprott, and for the first time I saw doubt in his eyes.
"Oh, it's there, is it!" asked Cottle carelessly. "Well, let it all ride. I never backed up on a gambling proposition in my life--never pinched a bet after the ball started to roll. Shoot the entire works--'s all right with me!"
Uncle Billy and Old Man Sprott exchanged significant glances, but after a short argument and some more abuse from Cottle they toddled over to the desk and filled out two blank checks--for five hundred and eighty dollars apiece.
"Make 'em payable to cash," suggested Cottle. "You'll probably tear 'em up after the game. Now the next thing is a stakeholder----"
"Is that--necessary?" asked Old Man Sprott.
"Sure!" said Cottle. "I might run out on you. Let's have everything according to Hoyle--stakeholder and all the other tr.i.m.m.i.n.gs. Anybody'll be satisfactory to me; that young fellow getting an earful at the door; he'll do."
So I became the stakeholder--the custodian of eleven hundred and sixty dollars in coin and two checks representing a like amount. I thought I detected a slight nervousness in the signatures, and no wonder. It was the biggest bet those old petty larcenists had ever made in their lives.
They went in to luncheon--at the invitation of the Ooley-cow, of course--but I noticed that they did not eat much. Cottle wandered out to the practise green, putter in hand, forgetting all about the mint toddy which, by the way, had never been ordered.
V
"You drive first, sir," said Uncle Billy to Cottle, pursuing his usual system. "We'll follow you."
"Think you'll feel easier if I should hit one over into the eucalyptus trees yonder?" asked the man from Dubuque. "Little nervous, eh? Does a big bet scare you? I was counting on that.... Oh, very well, I'll take the honour."
"Just a second," said Old Man Sprott, who had been prowling about in the background and fidgeting with his driver. "Does the stakeholder understand the terms of the bet? Mr. Cottle is playing a match with each of us individually----"
"Separately and side by each," added Cottle.
"Using only one arm," said Old Man Sprott.
"If he uses both arms in making a shot," put in Uncle Billy, "he forfeits both matches. Is that correct, Mr. Cottle?"
"Correct as h.e.l.l! Watch me closely, young man. I have no moustache to deceive you--nothing up my sleeve but my good right arm. Watch me closely!"
He teed his ball, dropped his left arm at his side, grasped the driver firmly in his right hand and swung the club a couple of times in tentative fas.h.i.+on. The head of the driver described a perfect arc, barely grazing the top of the tee. His two-armed swing had been a thing of violence--a baseball wallop, constricted, bound up, without follow-through or timing, a combination of brute strength and awkwardness. Uncle Billy's chin sagged as he watched the easy, natural sweep of that wooden club--the wrist-snap applied at the proper time, and the long graceful follow-through which gives distance as well as direction. Old Man Sprott also seemed to be struggling with an entirely new and not altogether pleasant idea.
"Watch me closely, stakeholder," repeated Cottle, addressing the ball.
"Nothing up my sleeve but my good right arm. Would you gentlemen like to have me roll up my sleeve before I start?"
"Drive!" grunted Uncle Billy.
"I'll do that little thing," said Cottle, and this time he put the power into the swing. The ball, caught squarely in the middle of the club-face, went whistling toward the distant green, a perfect screamer of a drive without a suspicion of hook or slice. It cleared the cross-bunker by ten feet, carried at least a hundred and eighty yards before it touched gra.s.s, and then bounded ahead like a scared rabbit, coming to rest at least two hundred and twenty-five yards away. "You like that?" asked Cottle, moving off the tee. "I didn't step into it very hard or I might have had more distance. Satisfactory, stakeholder?" And he winked at me openly and deliberately.
"Wha--what sort of a game is this?" gulped Old Man Sprott, finding his voice with an effort.
"Why," said Cottle, smiling cheerfully, "I wouldn't like to say off-hand and so early in the game, but you might call it golf. Yes, call it golf, and let it go at that."
At this point I wish to go on record as denying the rumour that our two old reprobates showed the white feather. That first tee shot, and the manner in which it was made, was enough to inform them that they were up against a sickening surprise party; but, though startled and shaken, they did not weaken. They pulled themselves together and drove the best they knew how, and I realised that for once I was to see their true golfing form uncovered.
Cottle tucked his wooden club under his arm and started down the course, and from that time on he had very little to say. Uncle Billy and Old Man Sprott followed him, their heads together at a confidential angle, and I brought up the rear with the Ooley-cow, who had elected himself a gallery of one.
The first hole is a long par four. Poindexter and Sprott usually make it in five, seldom getting home with their seconds unless they have a wind behind them. Both used bra.s.sies and both were short of the green. Then they watched Cottle as he went forward to his ball.
"That drive might have been a freak shot," quavered Uncle Billy.
"Lucky fluke, that's all," said Old Man Sprott, but I knew and they knew that they only hoped they were telling the truth.
Cottle paused over his ball for an instant, examined the lie and drew a wooden spoon from his bag. Then he set himself, and the next instant the ball was on its way, a long, high shot, dead on the pin.
"And maybe that was a fluke!" muttered the Ooley-cow under his breath.
"Look! He's got the green with it!"
From the same distance I would have played a full mid-iron and trusted in Providence, but Cottle had used his wood, and I may say that never have I seen a ball better placed. It carried to the little rise of turf in front of the putting green, hopped once, and trickled onto the sand.
I was not the only one who appreciated that spoon shot.
"Say," yapped Old Man Sprott, turning to Perkins, "what are we up against here? Miracles?"
"Yes, what have you framed up on us?" demanded Uncle Billy vindictively.
"Something easy, gentlemen," chuckled the Ooley-cow. "A soft thing from my home town. Probably he's only lucky."
The two members of the Sure-Thing Society went after their customary fives and got them, but Cottle laid his approach putt stone dead at the cup and holed out in four. He missed a three by the matter of half an inch. I could stand the suspense no longer. I took Perkins aside while the contestants were walking to the second tee.
"You might tell a friend," I suggested. "In strict confidence, what are they up against?"
"Something easy," repeated the Ooley-cow, regarding me with his soft, innocent eyes. "They wanted it and now they've got it."
"But yesterday, when he played with both arms----" I began.