Never Cross A Vampire Part 9

"I'm sorry," I said, turning to him.

"Yes," said Gunther. "Well, she came finally to an apartment building in Culver City and entered. I followed after I was sure she was in and took down the names on all the boxes. There were six.

By watching the windows from outside, I did manage to see her pa.s.s once or twice from the street side. The apartment was thus determined, and, I am sorry to say, it was the one with no name on the mailbox or bell. However, it was evident that she was not alone in the room. There was a.s.suredly the figure of a man, and though I could not be certain, perhaps because my imagination was at this point engaged, I thought I saw what could at one point be interpreted as an amorous embrace. She remained inside for almost one hour and fifty minutes, emerged, looked around, and drove directly back to her home in Bel Air."

"The plot sickens," I said, moving to the table and eating directly from the pot with a large spoon and three slices of bread. "And?" he said.

"I'll investigate in the morning. Gunther, thanks."

"I found it stimulating," he said. "Please call upon me if you need further help."

I told him I would and he left. After finis.h.i.+ng my dinner, I checked my wet suit. It was drying reasonably well and might be ready by morning.

It was a little after eight on my Beech- Nut clock. While I got out of my clothes, I listened to the end of "Inner Sanctum." In bed, I heard Jack Benny and flexed my knee. It was working with some reluctance. I forced myself to exercise- push-ups, sit-ups, and panting. The knee would keep me out of the YMCA for a while, and I needed exercise as much to convince myself that I had an able body as to use that body.

I mixed myself a gla.s.s of milk with Horlicks, gulped it down, brushed my teeth, and got into bed with the lights out. I thought I'd rest for an hour or two, plan out the next day, Monday, and then get up and read a mystery. The rest turned to sleep, and I went out firmly except for one roll to my left that sent an icicle into my head wound.

The sound at the door was a scratch, and I couldn't tell whether the door was in my dream and the scratch outside or the reverse or neither. I struggled toward wakefulness, but it was one of those times when the weary flesh didn't want to respond to the need. I came out of it and sat up groggily. The scratch was still at my door.

"Just a second," I said, turning on the light and checking the clock. It was just after midnight. Gunther was probably suffering from his chronic insomnia and checking to see whether I was up for some talk or coffee, but I didn't take any chances. I got my gun and said, "Who is it?"

"Me, Bedelia," came the whispered answer. The voice was different from the one I had heard hours earlier in the Personality Plus Beauty School. I turned off the light, thought about putting on something besides my shorts, and decided there was no time. I stood to the side of the door with my gun ready and pushed it open into the room. From the light in the hall I could see the female figure silhouetted clearly. She was unarmed.

She stepped into the room, and I flicked on the light and closed the door. This wasn't the Bedelia Sue Frye I had met in Tarzana. This was the woman of the Dark Knights of Transylvania, the dark- haired, pale-faced creature slouching slightly, her voice a whisper, her smile a secret, a weary secret. She looked at my gun and let her eyes scan my body with a combination of amus.e.m.e.nt and approval.

She was wearing something made of a red silklike material that hung straight down over her shoulders.

"You wanted to see me?" she said.

"Game time?" I said, looking closely at her. I couldn't be sure that this was the same woman, but it had to be.

"This is no game," she said seriously, moving to my one semicomfortable chair and looking at the room.

I put my .38 on a corner of the table opposite her, where I could get to it first if I had to, and scratched my head, being careful to avoid my b.u.mp.

"Look," I said, "things are going from bad to strange with me, and it'd make my life easier if you'd come out of character and tell me what's up."

"Up," she said with a smile, looking at my underpants. "You are." I was. I sat down at my kitchen table and crossed my legs.

"Okay," I sighed, trapped in my own castle. "What's going on?" "You wanted to see me," she said.

"I saw you this evening," I said.

"That was not the real me you saw," she said, looking at my mattress. "This is."

"Terrific," I said. "You really mean this, don't you? Or are you going to suddenly come out of it and start laughing when my pants come down."

"You can be amusing," she said, rising and taking a step toward me.

"Like a fly amuses a spider," I said.

"Perhaps," she said, with a pout.

My eyes went to the gun and back to her as she advanced on me. I didn't want to stand up, but I didn't know what was on her mind.

"Lady," I said, "I think you are a little screwy."

She sat on the table, a cat smile on her lips, and touched my face. I looked at her and wondered whether I was having a nightmare or a fantasy. She inched forward off the table like a cat and sat in my lap. My body told me she wasn't a fantasy.

"It is after midnight," she whispered, "when the blood runs free, and pa.s.sion rises with the full moon."

"I don't know what's making the pa.s.sion rise," I answered, "and I don't care. I'm not going to look a gift vampire in the mouth."

She took a small nip at my neck, but not enough to draw blood. I hoped she was teasing. Actually, I didn't know what the h.e.l.l she was doing. My body told me to find out later. I tried to pick her up to carry her to my mattress-bed on the floor but my sore knee wouldn't take the weight. Must everything turn into a bad joke with me, I thought, and an echo answered fraud. I rolled her on the floor and time went for a long walk.

When we got up half an hour later, her black wig was still in place and she put her red silk dress on slowly while I sat on the mattress. I considered the fact that she was now closer to the gun than I was and decided that if I was going to be shot it might as well be like this.

"Do you come out of it now?" I said.

"There is nothing to come out of," she purred. "Are you the one sending dead bats to Bela Lugosi?" I said.

She looked at me with a smirk. It was a comely smirk.

"He is old and tired and forgotten," she said. "It is the present that intrigues me.

It is fresh blood. Like you."

"Thanks," I said, hoping she hadn't drawn blood from me without my knowing it. I resisted the temptation to examine my body. "I know where I've seen you before," I said. "You look just like the vampire girl in Mark of the Vampire."

She smiled knowingly, moving to the comfortable chair.

"You know the one," I said, watching her face. "The one where Lugosi and the girl turn out to be fake vampires." A sharp look crossed her face, and she stood pointing her fi nger at me.

You have been given much and yet you mock," she said, walking to the door.

"Shall we make it same time next Halloween?" I said, still trying to shake her out of character, but it was no go.

"Perhaps we will meet again," she said and went out the door.

I got up and followed her to be sure she was gone. She was. I had been truly vamped, seduced, and abandoned by a wacko of the first order. It had been great fun, but it was just one of those things. I didn't think I'd be calling Bedelia Sue Frye for further talks unless I had some reason to think she was my hara.s.ser instead of the neighborhood schizophrenic.

I put a chair under the doork.n.o.b, left the light on, and went back to bed with my gun at my side. The year was young, and I had two more Dark Knights to visit. I wanted to be alive to visit them.

CHAPTER SEVEN.

My suit was dry by morning, or at least dry enough to put on after I ate a large blue bowl of Wheaties and listened to the 8:30 news. I wasn't sure whether we were winning the war, but the Chicago Bears had beaten the Pro All-Stars 35 to 24. An announcer told me Forest Lawn was celebrating its silver anniversary as a memorial park. Founded on 55 acres in 1917, he said, it had grown to 303 acres in twenty-five years. I didn't see what they were so proud of. Mortality and westward migration were responsible.

Then I found out that John S. Bugosi, head of the FBI in Detroit, had arrested a thirty-one-year-old stenographer in a local railroad ticket office for "engaging in spreading vicious propaganda."

The sun was out, and the temperature was up to almost 50. The bruise on my head had turned tender and purple. My knee was stiff. It didn't hurt if I left it alone, but I couldn't bend it. I decided to visit an orthopedic surgeon I played handball with at the Y in the hope of instant, magical treatment before I went to Culver City for a look-see at the mysterious apartment visited by Camile Shatzkin. The ride to Doc Hodgdon's office on DeLongpre was uneventful: no dark Ford; no vampirelike creatures leaping on my hood. I kept my leg straight and respected its refusal to function. The radio crackled, but I listened to Our Gal Sunday tell someone named Peter about Lord Henry's escape from a fire.

Doc Hodgdon's office was in his two- story frame house in a residential area.

Until a week ago I had thought he was a proctologist. Now I was glad he wasn't.

I had no trouble parking. Walking, however, was another issue. I tried dragging my leg, hopping, and ignoring it. Hopping worked best, but looked silliest.

There were only three stone steps up, which I managed with circuslike dexterity, a grab at Doc Hodgdon's s.h.i.+ngle with his name on it, and the help of two women who caught me as I was about to tumble backward down the steps. They looked like a mother- daughter set, with the daughter around fifty and both built like Broderick Crawford. They caught me under the arms and carried me through the door and alcove to the desk of Hodgdon's white-uniformed nurse receptionist, a twig of a creature with a mouth that a medium-sieve pea could barely enter whole.

The Brod Crawford ladies deposited me firmly and lumbered out like professional movers, leaving me to grab the desk to keep from falling. "You have an appointment with doctor?"

"No," I said. "I'm an emergency."

"You need an appointment," the nurse whistled.

"If I let go of this desk, I'll topple over like King Kong," I explained reasonably.

She frowned and looked at the two patients who were waiting in what had once been a living room but was now an amber, many-chaired repository for Los Angeles's walking wounded. One patient was a chunky woman who had her face plunged into Life magazine. There was a heavy brace on her leg. The other patient was a fifteen-year-old boy with a burr of wild, uncombed brown hair on his head and his left arm in a heavy cast. "You really have to have an appointment, sir," the nurse repeated stubbornly.

"Would tears move you? Just tell the doctor it's Toby Peters, foretopman, and it's an emergency," I said.

She got up reluctantly with both hands on the desk. Her plan may have been to demonstrate some ma.s.sive hidden reserve of power gleaned from the Rosicrucians and whip the desk out from under me. She seemed to be considering this for a few seconds, then headed toward a door across the amber room.

The fifteen-year-old looked at me with hostility.

"I got hit in the knee," I explained.

He nodded.

"It really hurts," I said. He showed no sympathy.

"My shoulder's broke. Three places," he upped me. "Pop truck hit me."

"My brother hit me," I said.

"My brother hit me," the kid said, "I'd crush his face and walk on it."

"We have different brothers."

"My brother hit me," the kid went on, enjoying the taste of fantasy, "I'd rip both his ears off and shove them."

Doc Hodgdon came through the door in time to save me from further inventions of the youthful would-be Vlad the Impaler. Hodgdon was over sixty and had a head of white hair and a tan face to go with his lean body. I had only seen him in a YMCA sweat s.h.i.+rt and shorts before. At the Y, where he beat me regularly at handball, he looked athletic. Here he looked distinguished, like the guy in the Bayer aspirin ads. He strode over to me and took my shoulder firmly, helping me to his office while the twig nurse stood back as if my sore leg were contagious or I were taboo.

"What happened?" Hodgdon said quietly and with professional concern.

"His brother hit him," the kid said with contempt, probably considering a new retaliation on his own brother for some future affront.

Hodgdon closed the door to his office behind us and helped me to the examining table. The office-examining room had once been a dining room: Now it held a desk, a table, a cabinet, and framed certificates on the wall. The curtained windows looked out on a well-mown lawn with a pair of lemon trees.

"Kid was right," I said, squirming to get comfortable on the table.

Hodgdon rolled up my pants leg, probed, and fiddled with my knee. I gritted my teeth.

"Well," he sighed, standing erect, "you'll never play the cello again."

I held my tongue.

"It's not so bad," he said. "It's sore and slightly out of joint. You slept on that sore knee when it was in a semilocked position." He demonstrated semilocked with his fingers intertwined. It looked like firmly locked to me.

"Should have X rays," he said, "and rest."

"I haven't got the time," I said. "Isn't there something you can do to keep me going for a few days? It's an emergency situation. Life and death."

Hodgdon turned and looked at me levelly.

"I can try to straighten it while it's sore,"

he said, "but it would be painful and require a bit of guesswork on my part without X rays. If it worked, I could give you a shot to kill the pain and a knee brace. I suggest . . ."

"Do it," I said.

"Okay," he said and came to the table.

Over his shoulder on the wall was a photograph of Thomas Dewey, the governor of New York. I met Dewey's little eyes and tried not to watch Hodgdon, who touched my knee again and took a grip over and under it. I knew his hands and arms were strong. They had sent little black handb.a.l.l.s zipping past my head for three years. "Here we go."

I yelled in surprise. Tom Dewey took it better. Pain I had expected, but not torture. My eyes filled with tears. When they cleared, I could see Doc Hodgdon bending my knee.

"I think you're in luck," he said. He went to his cabinet, opened it, pulled out a huge hypodermic, and filled it with a clear liquid.

"Maybe I should give the knee a rest," I said as he advanced, checking the liquid with a little spray into the air.

"It's all over," he said, grabbing my thigh firmly. I met Dewey's eyes again.

Hodgdon's fingers probed my kneecap, found a s.p.a.ce and plunged the needle in. This time I bit my teeth.

"You should be feeling no pain and be able to walk in two or three minutes," he said, placing the spent hypo gently in the sink. He opened the lower section of his cabinet and came out with an elastic hinged brace. It took him about ten seconds to get it on my knee. "Come back and see me in a few days. As soon as you can, give that leg some rest.

That's all it needs now. And you can forget about handball for a month or so.

I'll send you a bill."