Beauty and the Bodyguard Chapter 8244

Chapter 8244

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Otherwise, he would only be more disappointed if he went upstairs.

“Dean Sima, actually, it’s not like I’m completely unable to condense an alchemy flame … When I was very young, my father was still alive. At that time, there was an expert who gave me an order, saying that my Const.i.tution was special and that I could become an outstanding Alchemist!”

“It’s just that my alchemy talent is hidden, as if it’s been sealed. Only when I’m eighteen will this seal be released! Or rather, my talent will be activated when the time is up. At that time, I will naturally receive the help of a n.o.ble person who will take me in as a disciple and teach me the ability to refine pills!”

Lin Yi frowned, speechless. What the h.e.l.l was this? Why did he bring a fortune-teller?

Tang Yungui, this silly child. Had he been fooled by a psychic for more than ten years?

“Tang Yungui, do you believe all these? Have you ever thought that the so-called master was just spouting nonsense? If you can’t condense a pill fire, then you can’t condense a pill fire. It’s impossible for you to suddenly awaken at the age of 18 … Speaking of which, how old are you now?”

Lin Yi asked, speechless.

“I’m … Eighteen this year!”

Tang Yungui wasn’t confident either because he was already 18 years old.”However, my birthday is still a few days away, so I can’t be considered to be eighteen … And I actually have a pill fire on me!”

“What do you mean? You can refine pill fire?”

Lin Yi frowned. Was this guy messing with him?

One moment you have an alchemy fire, and the next moment you don ‘t. Do you believe that I won’t get angry and refine you into a pill?

“Um … That … I don’t know … Maybe it counts, maybe not …”

Tang Yungui lowered his head again, looking a little uneasy.”I can’t congeal the pill fire normally, but … But … When I fart, I will occasionally burst out a pill fire …”

Tang Yungui’s voice became softer and softer as he walked further back. In the end, he could barely be heard.

If it wasn’t for Lin Yi’s sharp senses, no one would’ve heard him!

Because he heard it clearly, Lin Yi was dumbfounded …

What the h.e.l.l? Farting and causing pill fire? You’re pretty capable!

It took Lin Yi a lot of effort to stop himself from going to Tang Yungui’s back to see if there was an exhaust hole in his b.u.t.t …

Farting like this should be very costly, right?

Lin Yi couldn’t help but laugh at the thought …

Other people’s main account was to pull rice fields, but this kid was pulling fire!

Awesome!

“Dean Sima, do you think this can be considered as being able to condense pill fire? Do you have the talent to become an Alchemist?”

Tang Yungui looked at Lin Yi with hope, but his question stumped Lin Yi … How should he reply to this?

If he could really use farts to stabilize and control the pill fire, it was not impossible for him to become an Alchemist, but the problem was …

Would anyone want a pill that was refined like this?

Farts pill … If he were to eat it himself, he would probably feel a little nauseated, right?

Lin Yi’s mouth twitched as he quickly threw the disgusting thought away. “It’s hard to judge if I haven’t seen it before. Why don’t you demonstrate it for me to see?”

Tang Yungui’s face turned red. He looked around and saw that Qianqian was in the library!

Farting in public, this kind of thing, it’s very embarra.s.sing, okay?

It was fine if he released it secretly, but he would not allow it in public!

But Lin Yi was an honorary Dean, and he had to help him-he had to do it no matter how awkward it was!

Fortunately, after the incident with Ouyang Fantong, most of the students on the first floor of the library Pavilion had left. Tang Yungui was at ease.

“That … Dean Sima, do I need to take off my pants?”

Tang Yungui’s sense of shame was about to explode. Who the h.e.l.l farted and took off their pants?

Especially when he took off his pants in front of others. If there was a crack on the ground, he would want to crawl in!

One of the administrators was trying to hold back his laughter, not wanting to be rude in front of Lin Yi.

No matter what, he was a strictly trained administrator. No matter how funny something was, he could hold back his laughter. Unless he really couldn’t hold it in, then there was no other way!

Lin Yi didn’t think too much about it-it was just a thought that flashed across his mind. Take off your pants and fart, that was unnecessary!

“There’s no need for that, just demonstrate it!”

Tang Yungui breathed a sigh of relief. It was a good thing that he did not have to take off his pants in front of others. The next problem was what if his pants were burned by the fart.

He couldn’t possibly run back to his dormitory from the library Pavilion naked, right?

He didn’t have time to think too much because Lin Yi was still waiting for him to demonstrate. Tang Yungui gathered his energy and farted!

The air suddenly became quiet. Other than a strange smell, nothing special had happened.

As for the pill fire … Lin Yi didn’t see it!

“I’m sorry, Dean Sima … I’m a little nervous. I haven’t prepared enough. Give me another chance …”

Tang Yungui was extremely embarra.s.sed. He had finally mustered the courage to embarra.s.s himself, but he had failed!

He had lost his face in vain, but he had to do it again to regain some face!

“Alright then, you should prepare well!”

“Don’t be nervous, take it slow …”Lin Yi smiled faintly.

As he said this, he felt that something wasn’t quite right. There was no need to take it slow and fast when farting …

“Just pretend that we’re not here. You’re the only one here,” he said.

Tang Yungui’s face was still red. He thought to himself, you are all standing in front of me. How can I treat you as if you don’t exist?

He couldn’t say this out loud, so he could only hold his breath and continue to concentrate.

When he was full of emotion, he let out a melodious fart sound, and then a flash of fire appeared behind him.

Although it was thin, it was hot enough to set his pants on fire.

Tang Yungui was anxious. He slapped his b.u.t.t in a hurry to put out the fire. If he had known this would happen, he would have been more embarra.s.sed and taken off his pants!

Lin Yi frowned-he didn’t think that someone could really create fire from farts, but that flash of fire …

“Tang Yungui, try putting another one in. It’s best if it can last longer. I want to see it more carefully!”

Lin Yi made a new request, and Tang Yungui’s face turned green.

What the h.e.l.l? My pants have been burned off, and I can only run back naked. You still want to see my fart?

No, Dean Sima, can you be more serious? Did he think that I was performing? Should I bring a plate to ask for a reward?

Tang Yungui cursed in his heart, but he did not dare to refuse. He could only say “Oh” obediently and covered his b.u.t.t with his hands to start a new round of brewing.

The administrator was dumbfounded. He had not paid much attention to Tang Yungui before, so he did not know that this kid could break fire with his fart … He was not an ordinary person!