Lady Maude's Mania Part 11

"Indeed, mamma, I--"

"I will not hear excuses," cried her ladys.h.i.+p. "I tell you I am going out. If Sir Grantley Wilters calls, I insist upon your treating him with proper consideration. As I have told you, and I repeat it once for all, that silly flirtation with Mr Melton is quite at an end, and now we must be serious."

"Serious, mamma!" cried Maude, rising; "I a.s.sure you--"

"That will do, child, that will do. You must let older people think for you, if you please. Be silent."

Lady Barmouth sailed out of the room, and with a flush upon her countenance Maude returned to her work-basket for the silk, starting as she did so, for something touched her, and there was Joby's great head with the prominent eyes staring up at her, as if to say, "Are you ready?"

Folding her note very small, she tied it securely to the inside of the dog's collar, and then, laying her hands upon his ears, kissed his great ugly forehead.

"There, good dog, take that to your master," she said. "Go home."

The dog started up, uttered a low bark, and, as if he understood her words, made for the door.

"No, no," cried Maude, who repented now that she had gone so far; "come back, good dog, come back. What will he think of me? What shall I do!"

She ran to the door, but the dog had disappeared, and to her horror she heard the front door open as the carriage wheels stopped at the door.

Trembling with dread she ran to the window and saw that the carriage was waiting for Lady Barmouth; but what interested her far more was the sight of Joby trotting across the wide thoroughfare, and evidently making his way straight off home, where he arrived in due course, and set to scratching at the door till Charley Melton got up impatiently and let him in.

"Ah, Joby," he said, carelessly; and then, heedless of the dog--"But I'll never give her up," he said sharply, as he rose and took an old pipe from the chimney-piece, which he filled and then sat down.

As he did so, according to custom, Joby laid his head in his master's hand, Melton pulling the dog's ears, and patting him with one hand, thinking of something else the while. His thoughts did not come back, even when his hand came in contact with the paper which now came off easily at his touch.

Melton's thoughts were with the writer, and he had a pipe in the other hand; but his brain suggested to him that he might just as well light the pipe, incited probably thereto by the touch of the paper which he began to open out, after putting his meerschaum in his mouth; and he was then dreamily doubling the note, when his eyes fell upon the characters, his pipe dropped from his lips and broke upon the floor, as he read with increasing excitement--

"I am driven to communicate with you like this, for I dare not try to post a note. Pray do not think ill of me; I cannot do as I would, and I am very, very unhappy."

That was all; and Charley Melton read it through again, and then stood looking puzzled, as if he could not comprehend how he came by the letter.

"Why, Joby must have stayed behind to-day," he cried, "and--yes--no--of course--here are the silken threads attached to his collar, and--and-- oh, you jolly old brute! I'll never repent of giving twenty pounds for you again."

He patted Joby until the caresses grew too forcible to be pleasant, and the dog slipped under his master's chair, while the note was read over and over again, and then carefully placed in a pocket-book and transferred to the owner's breast--a serious proceeding with a comic side.

"No, my darling," he said, "I won't think ill of you; and as for you, my dear Lady Barmouth, all stratagems are good in love and war. You have thrown down the glove in casting me off in this cool and insolent manner; I have taken it up. If I cannot win her by fair means, I must by foul."

He walked up and down the room for a few minutes in a state of intense excitement.

"I can't help the past," he said, half aloud. "I cannot help what I am, but win her I must. I feel now as if I can stop at nothing to gain my ends, and here is the way open at all events for a time. Joby, you are going to prove your master's best friend."

CHAPTER SEVEN.

DOWN BELOW.

"If I had my way," said Mr Robbins, "I'd give orders to the poliss, and every one of 'em should be took up. They're so fond of turning handles that I'd put 'em on the crank. I'd make 'em grind."

"You have not the taste for the music, M'sieur Robbins," said Mademoiselle Justine, looking up from her plate at dinner in the servants' hall, and then glancing side wise at Dolly Preen, who was cutting her waxy potato up very small and soaking it in gravy, as she bent down so as not to show her burning face.

"Haven't I, ma'amselle? P'r'aps not; but I had a brother who could a'most make a fiddle speak. I don't call organs music, and I object on principle to a set of lazy ronies being encouraged about our house."

Dolly's face grew more scarlet, and Mademoiselle Justine's mouth more tight as a couple of curious little curves played about the corners of her lips.

"Well, all I can say," said the cook, "is, that he's a very handsome man."

"Handsome!" exclaimed Robbins, "I don't call a man handsome as can't shave, and never cuts his greasy hair. Handsome! Yah, a low, macaroni-eating, lazy rony, that's what he is. There's heaps of 'em always walking about outside the furren church doors, I've seen 'em myself."

"But some of 'em's exiles, Mr Robbins," said the stout, amiable-looking cook. "I have 'eared as some on 'em's princes in disguise."

"My faith!" e.j.a.c.u.l.a.t.ed Mademoiselle Justine, sardonically.

"Yes, ma'amselle, I ayve," said cook, defiantly, "I don't mean Frenchy exiles, with their coats b.u.t.toned up to their chins in Leicester Square, because they ain't got no was.h.i.+ng to put out, but Hightalian exiles."

"Bah!" e.j.a.c.u.l.a.t.ed Mademoiselle Justine, "that for you! What know you?"

and she snapped her fingers.

"Pr'aps a deal more than some people thinks, and I don't like to sit still and hear poor people sneered at because they are reduced to music."

"But I don't call that music," said Robbins, contemptuously.

"Don't you, Mr Robbins?--then I do."

At this stage of the proceedings Dolly could bear her feelings no more, but got up and left the hall to ascend the back stairs to her own room, and sit down in a corner, and cover her face with her natty ap.r.o.n.

"Pore gell," exclaimed the cook. "It's too bad."

"What is too bad, Madame Downes?" said Mademoiselle Framboise.

"To go on like that before the pore thing. She can't help it."

"Bah!" e.j.a.c.u.l.a.t.ed the French maid, "it is disgust. An organ man! The child is _affreus.e.m.e.nt stupide_."

"I have a heart of my own," sighed the cook.

"Yais, but you do not go to throw it to a man like that, Madame Downes."

"Hear, hear!" said the butler, and there was a chorus of approval.

"I say it is disgust--disgrace," continued Mademoiselle Justine. "The girl is mad, and should be sent home to the _bon_ papa down in the country."

"I have a heart of my own," said Mrs Downes again. "Ah, you needn't laugh, Mary Ann. Some people likes footmen next door."

The housemaid addressed tossed her head and exclaimed, "Well, I'm sure!"

"And so am I," replied the cook, regardless of the sneers and smiles of the rest of the domestics at the table. "As I said before, I have a heart of my own, and if some people follow the example of their betters,"--here Mrs Downes stared very hard at the contemptuous countenance of the French maid,--"and like the furren element, it's no business of n.o.body's."

Madame Justine's eyes flashed.