Shifting Winds: A Tough Yarn Part 43

Tottie recognised her brother the instant he advanced into the full light of the fire, and exclaiming the single word "Billy," leaped into his open arms.

"Not lost after all, thank G.o.d," said Gaff, with a deep prolonged sigh, as he led his wife to a chair and sat down beside her.

"Lost, Stephen, what mean ye?"

"Not married again," said Gaff with a quiet smile.

"Married again! an' _you_ alive! oh, Stephen!"

"Nay, la.s.s, not _believin'_ me alive, but ye've had good reason to think me dead this many a year."

"An' d'ye think I'd ha' married agin even though ye was dead, lad?"

asked the wife, with a look of reproach.

"Well, I believe ye wouldn't; but it's common enough, ye must admit, for folk to marry a second time, an' so, many and many a long day I used to think p'raps Jess'll ha' found it hard to keep herself an' Tottie, an'

mayhap she'll have married agin arter givin' me up for dead."

"Never!" exclaimed Mrs Gaff energetically.

"Well, forgive me for thinkin' it, la.s.s. I've been punished enough, for it's cost me many a bitter hour when I was on the island."

"On the island!" exclaimed Tottie in surprise.

"Ay, Tot, but it's an old story that, an' a long one."

"Then you'll have to tell it to me, daddy, and begin at once," said Tottie, leaving the Bu'ster--who was more ent.i.tled to his nickname on that evening than he had ever been in all his life,--and sitting down beside her father on the floor.

"Come, let's have fair exchange," said Gaff, pus.h.i.+ng his wife towards Billy, who grasped his mother round her ample waist, and pulled her down upon his knee!

"You're so big and strong an' handsome," said Mrs Gaff, running her fingers through her son's voluminous locks, while a few tears tumbled over her cheeks.

"Mother," said Billy with a gleeful look, "give me a slap on the face; do, there's a good old woman; I want to feel what it's like now, to see if I remember it!"

"There!" cried Mrs Gaff, giving him a slap, and no light one--a slap that would have floored him in days of yore; "you deserve it for calling me an old woman."

Mrs Gaff followed up the slap with a hug that almost choked her son.

"Make less noise, won't you?" cried Tottie. "Don't you see that daddy's going to begin his story?"

Silence being with difficulty obtained, Gaff did begin his story, intending to run over a few of the leading facts regarding his life since he disappeared, but, having begun, he found it impossible to stop, all the more so that no one wanted to stop him. He became so excited, too, that he forgot to take note of time, and his audience were so interested that they paid no attention whatever to the Dutch clock with the horrified countenance, which, by the way, looked if possible more horrified than it used to do in the Bu'ster's early days. Its preliminary hissing and frequent ringings were unheeded; so were the more dignified admonitions of the new clock; so was the tea-kettle, which hissed with the utmost fury at being boiled so long, but hissed in vain, for it was allowed to hiss its entire contents into thin air, and then to burn its bottom red hot! In like manner the large pot of potatoes evaporated its water, red-heated its bottom, and burned its contents to charcoal.

This last event it was that aroused Mrs Gaff.

"Lauks! the taties is done for."

She sprang up and tore the pot off the fire. Tottie did the same to the kettle, while Gaff and Billy looked on and laughed.

"Never mind, here's another kettle; fill it, Tot, fro' the pitcher,"

said Mrs Gaff; "it'll bile in a few minutes, an' we can do without taties for one night."

On examination, however, it was found that a sufficient quant.i.ty of eatable potatoes remained in the heart of the burned ma.s.s, so the misfortune did not prove to be so great as at first sight it appeared to be.

"But now, Jess, let me pump _you_ a bit. How comes it that ye've made such a 'xtraornary affair o' the cottage?"

Mrs Gaff, instead of answering, hugged herself, and looked unutterably sly. Then she hugged Billy, and laughed. Tottie laughed too, much more energetically than there was any apparent reason for. This caused Billy to laugh from sympathy, which made Mrs Gaff break out afresh, and Gaff himself laughed because he couldn't help it! So they all laughed heartily for at least two minutes--all the more heartily that half of them did not know what they were laughing at, and the other half knew particularly well what they were laughing at!

"Well, now," said Gaff, after a time, "this may be uncommonly funny, but I'd like to know what it's all about."

Mrs Gaff still looked unutterably sly, and giggled. At length she said--

"You must know, Stephen, that I'm a lady!"

"Well, la.s.s, you an't 'xactly a lady, but you're an uncommon good woman, which many a lady never wos, an' never will be."

"Ay, but I _am_ a lady," said Mrs Gaff firmly; "at least I'm rich, an'

that's the same thing, an't it?"

"I'm not so sure o' that," replied Gaff, shaking his head; "seems to me that it takes more than money to make a lady. But what are ye drivin'

at, Jess?"

Mrs Gaff now condescended on explanation. First of all she made Gaff and Billy go round the apartment with her, and expounded to them the signification of the various items, after the manner of a showman.

"Here, you see," said the good woman, pointing to the floor, "is a splendid carpit strait fro' the looms o' Turkey; so the man said as sold it to me, but I've reason to believe he told lies. Hows'ever, there it is, an' it's a fuss-rater as ye may see. The roses is as fresh as the day it was put down, 'xceptin' that one where Tottie capsized a saucepan o' melted b.u.t.ter an' eggs last Christmas day. This," (pointing to the bed), "is a four-poster. You've often said to me, Stephen, that you'd like to sleep in a four-poster to see how it felt. Well, you'll git the chance now, _my_ man! This here is a noo grate an' fire-irons, as cost fi' pun' ten. The man I got it fro' said it wos a bargain at that, but some knowin' friends o' mine holds a different opinion. Here is a noo clock, as goes eight days of his own accord, an' strikes the halves an'

quarters, but he's not so good as he looks, like many other showy critters in this world. That old farmiliar face in the corner does his dooty better, an' makes less fuss about it. Then this here is a noo set o' chimbley ornaments. I don't think much o' them myself, but Tot says they're better than nothing. Them six cheers is the best I ever sat on.

Nothin' can smash 'em. Mad Haco even can't--"

"Ah! is Haco alive still?" interrupted Gaff.

"Alive, I should think so. Nothin' 'll kill that man. I don't believe buryin' him alive would do it. He's up at the Sailors' Home just now.

But I'm not done yet. Here's a portrait o' Lord Nelson, as can look all round the room. See, now, git into that corner. Now, an't he lookin'

at ye?"

"That he is, an' no mistake," replied Gaff.

"Well, git into this other corner; now, an't he lookin' at ye still?"

"To be sure he is!"

"Well, well, don't go for to puzzle yer brains over it. That pictur'

has nearly druv all the thinkin' men o' Cove mad, so we'll let it alone just now. Here's a man-o'-war, ye see; an' this is the steps for mountin' into the four-poster. It serves for a--a--some sort o' _man_, I forget--Tot, _you_ know--"

"An ottoman," said Tottie.

"Ay, a ottyman by day, an' steps-an'-stairs at night. Look there!"

Mrs Gaff opened up the steps and said, "What d'ye think o' that?"

Gaff said, "Wonderful!" and Billy exclaimed, "Hallo!"