Jennifer Government Part 33

Li said nothing.

John leaned forward. "If we go to war, which company becomes more important than any other? Which company becomes the most powerful on the planet? It's not McDonald's. It's not Nike."

Li looked at him for a while. Then he said: "We have jets."

"Good," John said. He began to feel a little better.

He had half an hour in his hotel room before the post-conference meeting. He loosened his tie, poured a scotch from the bar, and walked out to the balcony. It was dark and cold, with a light wind sliding past, but the view was glorious. He sipped his drink and stared at the curve of London Bridge, the light from Parliament House bouncing off the Thames. When he felt calm enough, he flipped open his cellphone and dialed.

"Georgia Saints-Nike, h.e.l.lo?"

"Guess who I saw today?"

"Oh, John..." She sounded cautious. "Um..."

"I'll give you a hint: it starts with Jennifer and ends with me in jail."

"Oh! I'm so sorry, John, I did everything you asked."

You couldn't rely on anyone, he thought. he thought. You had to do everything yourself. You had to do everything yourself. "Georgia, you've been talking behind my back, haven't you?" "Georgia, you've been talking behind my back, haven't you?"

"No, John!"

"Always asking where I was. And suddenly Jennifer pops up. You told her how to find me."

Silence. Then: "I tried to tell you not to do that Mercury campaign, John, I told you it was"

"You're fired. And let me give you some advice: vanish. Because if I find you, I will take you apart."

"John!"

He killed the call, disgusted. Georgia Saints-Nike. He should have known. She'd never been the same since she took up volunteer work.

He went back inside and fired up his e-mail. He sent one to terminate Georgia's employment, and another to get security to throw her out of the building. It was a pity he couldn't arrange for John to ensure she never made it home, too. He sighed. He needed a new P.A.

He had an e-mail from Hack Nike. He read it, growing amazed at Hack's arrogance. He tapped out a reply, then checked his watch. It was time to go.

US Alliance had commandeered the hotel ballroom for its post-conference meeting, and the place was already full of suits. People looked around as he entered. Conversations faltered. He took a seat near the front. The Pepsi kid dropped in beside him. "Kick-a.s.s speech, John. You really told the Feds where to shove it."

John dropped his voice. "What do the other Liaisons think?"

"Some think you're a genius. Others think you're nuts and the Government's going to lock us all up."

"Well," he said, "let's just see what the Government is capable of, after tonight."

The Pepsi kid's eyes widened. "You've got something planned! What's happening?"

"Shh." Alfonse was opening the meeting, talking about the new compet.i.tive environment. But John couldn't stop thinking about Jennifer Government. He would never be safe while she was after him, that was clear. He needed to get her off his back, no matter what it took.

"Hey," the Pepsi kid whispered. "What's so funny?"

"Nothing," John said. "I justhad an idea."

"Something good?"

"Very good." Kate: that was her name. Jennifer's daughter. John couldn't imagine why he'd never thought of using her before.

56 NRA/Air

Some pilots didn't like flying on moonless nights. They wouldn't admit it, of course, but night flying was very different to cutting open a blue sky with the world spread out below. On black nights, visibility outside the c.o.c.kpit was reduced to your own helmet looking back and down at you, illuminated by the glowing instruments. Any good pilot could fly blind without raising a sweat, but there was something fundamentally different about pus.h.i.+ng a metal can through five hundred miles per hour when you couldn't see.

Jackpot had been in the air for two and a half hours. Eight hundred feet to his right, according to his instruments, another F/A-18 hung alongside him. They'd been scrambled too early and spent ninety minutes circling, waiting for the target. Both were approaching their fuel limit. "Jackpot to ground control, request variation of mission parameters."

"Go ahead, Jackpot."

"Target is moving very slowly, request permission to approach early."

"Negative, Jackpot. Wait until they're over sea."

He chewed on that. "Then we'll need to land somewhere closer than Luton, base."

"Roger that, Jackpot. We will advise new runway. Out."

They hung there, he and his twin, while twelve miles ahead a Boeing 737 trawled westward.

They crossed the coast twenty minutes later, then the two-mile exclusion zone. The fighters pushed forward. Pretty soon the 737 would see them on scope, but Jackpot didn't think it would matter. There wasn't much an airliner could do in the way of evasive action.

He covered the instrument lights with his arm and peered forward. He could see the Boeing's running lights dancing in the night.

"Jackpot to Liontamer, do you have visual contact?"

"Roger that, Jackpot."

"Launch, launch," he said, and flipped the switch. He barely felt the uncoupling, but the instruments let him know all about it, bleeping and squealing. "Missile away."

"Missile away."

The two wing-tipped Falcons took eight seconds to eat up the distance, then they caught the Boeing and broke it open. The sky flared momentarily yellow, and Jackpot saw the airplane lose a wing, begin to pitch. Then the F/A-18s shot past it.

They came around in time to see it hit the ocean. They circled until even the flaming debris had sunk, then opened up the engines and headed home.

When they crossed back into England, Jackpot said: "You ever done anything like that before, Liontamer?"

There was a pause. "Negative, Jackpot," Liontamer said. He sounded emotionless and professional. Jackpot took his cue and shut his mouth.

PART FIVE

57 Hack

Hack started varying the way he drove to work, to pa.s.s billboards. It was partly for practical reasons: the sooner he knew a company had replaced one, the sooner he could hit it again. But it was also pride. He liked to admire his own work.

The Gap billboard they'd done a week ago was still tagged, which was amazing because it was the biggest of them all, a four-story monster. Then there was a Nike poster on the freeway that used to say: I CAN SHOOT THE MOON; now it said: I CAN SHOOT 14 KIDS. Beneath it was the line: NIKE KILLS ITS CUSTOMERS. Hack wasn't so pleased with that. The kid, Thomas, had added it. It was too blatant, in Hack's opinion.

He pa.s.sed a medical insurer that now boasted: WE CARE ABOUT YOUR WALLET. On the corner of Springvale Road, c.o.ke told people to ENJOY STOMACH CANCER. A tire retailer advertised: 25% MORE CARBON MONOXIDE, and CARS = DEATH! Thomas again! Hack was going to have to speak to him.

He parked and went into the Nike building, nodding to the receptionist. He felt more energetic these days, much more confident. He was friendly to people he previously hadn't had the nerve to talk to. The funny thing was that his boss thought Hack had become dynamic and effective, when Hack was doing less work than ever before. In fact, he was hardly working at all.

At his desk, he powered on his computer and started going through his mail. There was a thick, personally addressed letter from Human Resources. He tore it open as the phone rang. "Hack Nike, Merchandise Distribution Officer."

Claire said, "Hi! It's me."

"Hi!" He flipped open the letter. "How are you?"

"Good. I missed you."

"Aw."

"Are you coming straight home tonight? I thought maybe we' could go out somewhere. You know, for dinner."

"Sure, that would be" Hack read the first line in the letter. Then he read it again. "Uh..."

"What?"

"I think I've just been fired."

"What?"

"Nike's fired me." His eyes scanned the page. " 'Annual Headcount Consolidation'! What bulls.h.i.+t!"

"Hack, are you okay?"

"No," he said. "I have to go."

He went to Human Resources and asked to speak to Lillian, who had signed his letter.

"I'm Lillian," a woman said. She looked crotchety to Hack. Everyone who worked in HR looked crotchety.

"I'm Hack, Merchandise Distribution Officer. Did you write this?"

"Let me see it." She studied the paper for much longer than Hack could believe was necessary. "I issued this, yes."

"Why?"

"When departments reduce headcount, we handle the formalities."

"So who actually fired me?"

"You should already know. The correct procedure is for the manager to discuss the transition with the employee before we draw up the doc.u.ments."

"Well, that didn't happen."

Lillian sighed. "He really should have discussed this with you first. It's not our job to break bad news."

"Who?" Hack said. He was having trouble remaining dynamic and effective.

Lillian eyeballed him, but Hack was pretty worked up and she didn't do it for long. "John, Liaison."

"Thank you," he said. He returned to his desk and started typing.

Dear John, Apparently you've decided to fire me. This is a BIG MISTAKE since I know all about you and the Nike Town BUSINESS. Maybe you think I'm going to keep my mouth shut but you should think AGAIN because I'll tell the Government and the MEDIA everything I know. So don't try to push me around anymore!!

Hack.

He spent the rest of the day browsing the web for new billboard targets. There were six good webcams around the city that were ideal for planning purposes. One, he noticed, showed a new poster being pasted up, patch by patch. It featured a scowling, pointing Uncle Sam, and the copy read: UNCLE SAM WANTS YOUR PROPERTY. Hack blew air between his teeth. That one was definitely definitely getting it. getting it.

At five o'clock, an e-mail arrived from John. Hack clicked on it, pleased by the quick reply. Even John was taking him seriously now.

The e-mail said: