Doctor Who_ Byzantium! Part 34

About the Author.

Dandy highwayman, bon vivant bon vivant, raconteur and dotcom-pauper, Keith Topping continues his ill-starred love affair with Tyneside by continuing to live there when he should have escaped years ago. His life often resembles scenes from Get Get Carter Carter... and that's on a good good day. Nasty geographical considerations conspire to keep him and his very understanding girlfriend, Suzie, on separate continents. Sad, but true. day. Nasty geographical considerations conspire to keep him and his very understanding girlfriend, Suzie, on separate continents. Sad, but true.

Sadly, everything that Keith likes in life is either illegal, immoral or fattening. And his personal motto is, 'Why be difficult when, with a bit of effort, you can be b.l.o.o.d.y b.l.o.o.d.y impossible impossible?'

Since his last novel, The King of Terror The King of Terror, Keith has written several programme guides for Virgin on TV series such as Buffy the Vampire Slayer Buffy the Vampire Slayer (including the best-selling French t.i.tle (including the best-selling French t.i.tle Tueuse de V ampires Tueuse de V ampires), Angel Angel and a forthcoming volume on and a forthcoming volume on Roswel Hi gh Roswel Hi gh. He was also a contributor to the BBC television series I the 70s I the 70s, albeit wearing a particularly nasty green s.h.i.+rt, for which he wholeheartedly apologises to viewers. He continues to hold down a part-time clay job while bemoaning the fact that there are only twenty-four hours in a day and sleep takes up at least six of them. Occasionally more.

Byzantium! is Keith's fourth novel and his sixteenth book. is Keith's fourth novel and his sixteenth book.