Relaxed VRMMO Log (LN) Volume 1 Chapter 3 Part1

TL: TheDefend

I’ve inserted the bookmark. (T/N: しおりを挟む Might be referring to the alarm clock mentioned in prev chapter, which can be meant ‘i’ve set the alarm’)

Did they perhaps went to fought slime? Slime is this translucent oval ma.s.s which jiggling helplessly when they moved.
Well, of course I didn’t fight, I was repeatedly plucking off gra.s.s in the bush.

「What happened?」

「HP & MP are low. So it’s just right」

Currently Hibari didn;t have her wood s.h.i.+eld equipped on her hand, when she show me the item column, Wood s.h.i.+eld (Damaged) are shown. There is no other choice than to repair it at the blacksmith or buy another one.
But since currently we have no money, the only choice left is to repair it.

「Then, do you want to return to the city?」

「Once we reached the city it will be Tsugu-ni’s turn. Compounding, synthesize, please do your best」
「I’ll try my best」

Hitaki activated her 【Presence Detection】 to avoided the monsters and we headed towards the city, Ars. In the first place there aren’t that many hostile monsters around here, probably just as a precaution and to increase the skill’s level itself.

In the middle of the way back, I noticed that the hunger and thirst level are decreasing. Compared to me the sisters had it decreased more. It’s seems that was because they were fighting and moving a lot.
I decided to show off my cooking when I went back to the city, for now I just refilled the thirst level with water from the canteen.

「It will be too late after the hunger and thirst level empty」

「Food is for the last. I’ll do what I can do first」 (「まだ、料理は最後。今日のうちにできることをする」)

Hibari shouts cheerfully, but she was scolded by Hitaki. It was her dream to eat until her belly is full without worrying about getting fat…… definitely.
Hibari became started after called by Hitaki, she started become troubled as she begin to count something with her finger. (　ヒタキに言われてハッとしたヒバリは、何やら指折り数えて悩み出した。)

「Hm…… fixing the wood s.h.i.+eld, selling the items, and buying necessities right?」

「Tsugu-nii can do alchemy and compounding, but there is still the danger of it being failed~. We also don’t have enough money right now and after we repaired the s.h.i.+eld at the blacksmith I have no choice but to re-use them again」
「Tsugu-ni’s job is to compound the potion and cook delicious food. Work hard on it」

While talking about those things, we safely reached the city without encountering any monsters.

Repairing s.h.i.+eld at the blacksmith, selling the junks at tool store, stuff to buys…… And when I was considering the things I needed to do, a cute PIKON sound resounded.
Surprised by the sudden sound, a window suddenly opened in front of me.

【Item transfer】
『Transfer from player Hibari 【Rabbit fur】 21 pieces, 【Rabbit meat】 47 pieces, 【Rabbit tail】 6 pieces, 【Slime nucleus】 33 pieces, 【Slime starch】 28 pieces to player Tsugumi』

「Hm? What are these?」

「As for me, I’ll be going to repair my s.h.i.+eld so sell them for me~. I think it’ll take some while before I returned」

「OK! Then I’ll go away for a bit!」

Before I even got the chance to stop her, Hibari had an exchange with Hitaki and immediately left.

To finish our share of work, we head toward the tool shop while Hitaki held my hand.

Once we arrived in front of the store, Hitaki went and transfer the items to me.

「First is the tool shop. Sell the rabbit tail and the slime nucleus」

【Rabbit tail】 x13
A small tail at the b.u.t.t of the rabbit. Because of its small size, there are not many uses for it. Price 15M

【Slime nucleus】 x62
A nucleus of slime without damages. Used to increased the quant.i.ty of pet food. Price 50M.

Total price is 3295M. I decided to divide the money later after leaving the shop. The next one seems to be the armor shop.

「We should sell the fur here. Since they can also be made into cold-proof leather armor」

「Street stalls are run by players. Might get tangled with someone who undermine price. If needed will interact with one, but hate it since it’s annoying. Rabbit meat is delicious. Slime starch are something in-between wheat flour and potato starch, ingredients material for Tsugu-ni」

「Yeah」

「Fufu, leave it to me」

It seems even before dad bought this game, these two seems to has been going to game guides sites everyday to gather information. Did you guys really went that far? (そんなにやりたかったのか。)

There is an armor shop 2 building away from the tool shop, the owner is a smiling middle aged man, I had him bought the rabbit fur.
By the way, one of the shop that we pa.s.sed by is called skill shop, right now I didn’t really need it but it seem I’ll be under its care in the future. Since the necessary facilities are clumped together, it’s nice that you don’t have to walk much.

【Rabbit fur】 x39
Hop rabbit’s fur. It is full of use for various versatile purposes. Price 120M.

Total price is 4680M. Can’t you buy a new weapon with this much money? and when I proposed that to Hitaki, she said that a weapon that is one rank higher like iron dagger required at least 10000M. That will make the wallet completely empty.
When we left the armor shop, Hitaki went to one of the stalls manned by NPC.

「This place seems to be a greengrocery. Can only be used by those that have cooking skill, probably……? It’s not efficient if you just use them as it is」

『Yes, welcome. All of my products taste good, so please buy a lot of them! Since onii-san is quite the handsome one, I’ll give you a discount』

The shopkeeper is a plump and onee-san. She gave a likeable smile. When she finished talking, the window opened automatically and I could buy the goods.

Now then, what should I buy…… I’m interested on the large quant.i.ties of items that being displayed to the point that you can’t put everything on the display at the stall, but still need to decide quickly.
Oh, this bargain set is good. I scroll through the touch-panel type window and decided on it.

【Bargain meat set】
A bargain sale set that randomly contain herbivore monster meat from beef, chicken, pork, horse, rabbit at fixed amount. (T/N: 　牛、鳥、豚、馬、兎、草食魔物の肉がランダムで一定量入ったお買い得品。 Not sure if contain all of them or just one of them, subject to change) Price 500M.

【Bargain vegetable set】
A bargain sale set of random vegetable with a fixed amount inside it. Price 500M

【Clucker’s egg】 x5 (T/N:【コッコの卵】×５ Kokko no tamago, unknown if kokko is the name of monster or what)
A freshly laid clucker’s egg Price 30M

【Profitable seasoning set】(【お得調味料セット】)
A set containing 110 gram each of salt, sugar, and pepper. Slightly profitable. Price 300M.

【Gla.s.s grit】
Transparent glittering sand. Limited sale of 100 gram. (１００グラムのみ限定販売。) Price 100M

Total price 1550M Even when you bought so much it’s convenient since it all just went into the inventory. I really want inventory in reality.

Hitaki said 「It might be useful to level the alchemy skill」 and so we went and purchased it.

Since I’m pretty good with my hands I should be able to made something. On the other hand, if it’s about my reflexes…… wait, nevermind that.

「Next to be purchased is…… none? Then where should we go next?」

「The place where you can compound and cooking…… Then I have to go there immediately」
「Yes. Hibari-chan waiting in vain, its slightly pitiful, fufu」

I imagined the form of Hibari who are waiting for the two of us and it made me chuckles. She definitely would looked around restlessly and had a lonely expression.

The outside is a two-story building made of brick. The inside seemed to be the same home economics room of elementary school, the wall was made from brick and the floor was boarded. Half of the s.p.a.ce are already filled and each of them are currently crafting.

「……Hibari-chan, not here」

Hibari isn’t at the entrance of the waiting place and Hitaki is a little dejected with her shoulder slightly slumped.
Speaking of which of things that I recently heard, it seems if one of the twins are currently not together, it was impossible for them to calm down.

「Let’s wait for a bit more, if Hibari didn’t arrive soon we’ll go and look for her. It’ll be troubling if we missed each other」
「Yeah…… Ah, PT chat. I’ll go ask her about it now」

It was such a trifling emotions that I wouldn’t have noticed if I wasn’t a family, that made me worried. And Hitaki also nodded slighlty to it, I also opened the window panel as I remembered something.

Hmhm, Hitaki nodded and closes the status.

「Hibari got her matter prolonged. She want us to go ahead. Let’s go inside Tsugu-ni」

「Yeah. Ah, over there had few people. Then it’s decided to be there」

Is the s.h.i.+eld repair get dragged on for so long? Well, it can’t be helped if it stayed on my mind, let’s just move to the workbench Hitaki decided at. The staircase to the second floor seems to function as some kind of screen, doesn’t seem like you need to be worried about people’s gaze.

After that I took out the beginner alchemy set that i bought at noon and arranged it on the table.

「So I’ve put them out, but what am I supposed to do now?」

「A small bottle huh…… Then should I put in the gla.s.s grit?」

「Roger. Put it in…… skill 【Alchemy】. Then, mix it」

According to Hitaki’s guidance, put half the gla.s.s grit that was bought into the iron pot and invoke the skill to mix it. As for the skill, it seems it will work if you just say it. It seems to be the logic of a game.

And then after a minute pa.s.sed. A small bottle appeared above the table with a cute PON sound.

【Small gla.s.s bottle】 x8
An empty bottle made of gla.s.s. Be careful since it’s fragile.

「Oh, it succeed」

「Understood. It’s pretty lucky that I don’t have to buy potion container」
「Yeah, It’s pretty lucky」

Although it was just being mixed roughly, a solid small bottles was made. I was pretty moved by it.

Only when you went through the pain that something good will be made? I don’t exactly know if it’s true. (　手を掛けてやれば掛けた分だけ、いい物が出来るらしいぞ？　本当か知らないけど。)

New thread lists.

new 【Little angel】 & 【Little devil】 watching society part1

new Exposing the name of the player below 15

new 【Let’ go】 Combat cla.s.s general 【hunt one!】 part 113

new 【I can’t】 Crafter cla.s.s general 【do it!】 part28

new 【Accepting problems】 Exposing job and skill 【for consultation】 part99

T/N: Thread 3 & 4  the things inside the brackets are jp monster hunter refference when starting and cooking the meat

【Little angel】 & 【Little devil】 watching society part1

1: Nameless lolicon

I tried putting it up. This is the place to watch over the little angel and little devil that were just at the starting town just a moment ago. Please keep in mind to YES LOLITA! NO TOUCH!. I’ll abuse the criminal PEDO who does such thing directly. You may bow before me if you wish.

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>>1 thxlololol One hara.s.sment and you’re ‘out’. Even if others forgive……! You are ‘out’ after one hara.s.sment (*serious*)

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>>1 thxbro~ But is it alright to tell this to the public? since there are only about 3 loli girls so far. And it became exposed immediately.

4:Nameless_Lolicon

Apprentice angel and apprentice devil is a  limited job for girls under 15 years old. In-other-words, a real below 15 years old JC~! Time for my right hand to do its work! (T/N: JC = Josei Chugakusei/middle schooler/loli or shota)

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A lively angel-chan and meek devil-chan, so cute. A sight for the sore eyes. I don’t mind if it’s just looking. Trying to lay your hands on them is just plain stupid. Or rather, don’t defile them ya b.a.s.t.a.r.d.

>>3  I think it’s probably fine since the name didn’t come out.

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oh…… In the morning, I’ll headed over to the next town……orz  getting back is so annoying, I hope they are still there when I get back. (T/N: the ‘oh’ is the same as ‘orz’

>>3 Giving full description or name is NG.  Also, making excessive racket or getting in contact is NG as well. Then perhaps this thread won’t get deleted?  (ならスレ消されないかも？)(T/N: NG = No Good)

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>>5>>6

okeoke.

Ye guys be careful as well. Since getting ban because meddling with minor is too much of a bad luck lol

8:Nameless_Lolicon

Under 15 years old cannot log in unless accompanied by someone of age over 20 years old, such bad luck. (不遇すぐる)

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Well, various things might’ve changed in the Beta because of the ducks. When that person was found out he was immediately PKed. Me was watching close by. What a poor thing. That might have been on the level of trauma >>8 (T/N: THIS WHOLE PARAGRAPH CAN GO TO h.e.l.l ま、β版で色々とカモにされてたからな。見掛けたらすぐＰＫされてたし。おいら間近で見てた。あれはカワイソス。トラウマになってもいいレベル>>8)

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I’ve never seen a player below 15 years old…… It feels like overemphasize lolol

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>>1 Thank you for this. Please tread on by all means.

>>8 They got some preferential treatment in return. Also limited job as well. The settings to disable PVP and PK are limited to under 15 years of age if I’m not mistaken. It is also certain that the exact figures of such players are low. H~mm, what a pain.

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The thread Exposing the name of the player below 15  got closed immediately lololol.

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Don’t talk about it then~ (　話それてんぞー)

14:Nameless_Lolicon

What the heck is with that? Because the one leading the apprentice angel-chan and apprentice devil-chan is an ikemen so the talk is going to about condemning him? Yosh, leave it to me!

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>>13 Sorrie (´_ゝ`)    (T/N: This is supposedly a face)

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>>14 Stahp lololol

However, IKEMEN SHOULD EXPLODE!

17:Nameless_Lolicon

Since he seems to be wearing the alchemist robe, he mighta be a craftsman. Who knows what his sub-job are. The alchemist job is totally a pain…… Ah, but once it has grown up it’ll became very popular. Kinda makes you feel like rooting for him. Since there are not that many craftsman don’t bully him too much. This game has too many troublesome points.

18:Nameless_Lolicon

Is he the twin’s big brother? Seems too young to be a father. But still, IKEMEN SHOULD EXPLODE!

19:Nameless_Lolicon

It’s because the angel-chan and devil-chan is a solid combat cla.s.s. The big brother is gentle

But still, IKEMEN SHOULD EXPLODE!

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>>16>>18>>19

Let’s make mochi! Flatten, flatten. (　もちつけ！　ぺったんこぺったんこ。)(T/N: The joke here is that pettanko is delicious flat chest, and making mochi require you to pound it so it’ll be flat)

21:Nameless_Lolicon

For me, I’m quite liking the big brother. He has quite the girly face, I want to hold that slender waist.

The next time I see I’ll definitely send them a friend invitation～♪

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>>17 Agreed. An alchemist is a promising crafting job if it is raised well. If you grow up to be able to make ingot……

>>21 Err (えっ)

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>>21 Err

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>> Ah-!

25:Nameless_Lolicon

Oi you, isn’t it impossible for the leader to allow you to register a JC as friend? You cannot even login without a leader. Understand?

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>>25 Eee

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>>25 I see >>21 wants to take the onii-san out and to seek encounter with the JC in the kitchen. I understand you. (T/N: An encounter kitchen is a derogatory name for those who partic.i.p.ate in the off-campaign for the purpose of finding targets of love affair or s.e.xual activity)

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>>21 Reported lolol

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wa-lolol a min-lolololol

The oniisan is seriously my type!   Also, I’m a woman!

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>>29 Me

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>>29 Whoa, a woman!

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>>29<●><●>カッ     (T/N: It’s eyes symbolize staring on j.a.panese and….. something)

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I’ll be in contact

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>>33 Left

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>> sorry mom

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>>35 I don’t need a lolicon son like you!

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So this thread will be warmly watching on the lively apprentice angel-chan and the meek apprentice devil chan. oK?

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>>37 K. Don’t clamor or get in contact with them, just keep watching them grow. Our slogan is once hara.s.sment auto out.

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>>37>>38 seems so. Thinking that I might never be able to come back make me feel like crying.

40:Nameless_Lolicon

It’s a bit late >>1 Thx

>>37 Everything is oK! What’s wrong with being a lolicon! Lolicon are j.a.panese cultures! (T/N: …)

41:Nameless_Lolicon

If the onii-san crafting skill raised, we can ask for commission to meet the twins……!

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>>37 oK

>>41 Yesyes. Since everything has come to an okke then it’s fine.

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I’m who are on the starting city are the winning group!

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Please give me the the angel-chan, devil-chan, and the onii-san!

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The lol h.o.m.os lol has lol increased lol and they become friend lolololol