Lost At Sea Part 61

Later, I hunt for published data that back up Wayne's f.e.c.kless-bus-driver nightmare scenario. I can't find any. I do find something else, though-plenty of statistics showing that a guy with Wayne's level of wealth has never had it so good in America. And yet, of all the people I interview, Wayne is the only one who seems angry about the politics of his situation. Frantz, Dennis, Rebecca-those at the bottom looking up-showed no animosity at all.

The government used to tell people like Wayne exactly what to do with huge chunks of their income: Hand it over and we'll decide how to use it. Today, America's richest citizens have won the right to control these decisions themselves, and that's a big reason why income inequality is so dire. For every secret philanthropist like Wayne, there are many who give little or nothing back. Meanwhile, Dennis and Rebecca continue to tread water, and might even drown.

Wayne's heart is in the right place. He's not parsimonious. He started from nothing and he wants to give back, but he wants to choose how. He genuinely believes that higher taxes ruin society. But I can't help thinking that when he talks about bored derelicts and emotionally weak bus drivers, he's really-even if he doesn't know it-talking about Frantz.

The Man Who Tried to Split the Atom in His Kitchen

Angelholm is a pretty southern Swedish town, famed for its clay-cuckoo manufacturing, a clay cuckoo being a kind of ocarina, which is a kind of flute. The crime rate here is practically zero. Except one of its residents was last year arrested for trying to split the atom in his kitchen. His name is Richard Handl and he buzzes me into his first-floor flat.

I wanted to meet Richard because I keep seeing reports of home-science experimenters clas.h.i.+ng with the authorities. There's been a spate of them this past year or two.

I glance into Richard's kitchen and recognize his cooker from the news. It was horrendously, alarmingly blackened then, but it's clean now.

"So, you aren't currently doing any experiments?" I ask him.

"I'm banned," he says.

"By whom?" I ask.

"My landlord," he says. "And the Swedish Radiation Safety Authority."

When Richard was a teenager, everything, he says, was fine. "I had friends. We'd go partying. I have Asperger's, so I was a bit of a nerd, a geek. My interests were chemical experiments. I'd make solutions that changed color. When I was thirteen, I made some explosives in the garden, using gunpowder, stuff I got from a paint store and from my father's pharmacy. He had sulfuric acid, nitric acid. Visiting my father in his pharmacy was very exciting."

His father a.s.sumed Richard would grow up to be a pharmacist too. He was, Richard says, happy and proud of his son, as it was his dream to raise a boy to follow in his footsteps. But something unexpected happened to Richard fourteen years ago, when he was seventeen: "I became very aggressive to people," he says.

"In what way?" I ask.

"It was toward my father," Richard says. "Sometimes I hit him."

"In response to what?"

"Very small things. Like if he was late and didn't call."

"Was he worried about you?"

"Yes, he was quite worried about me. He took me to the hospital, so I could talk to psychiatrists. They said I was depressed. And I had some paranoid disorder."

"And all this just came from nowhere?"

"It just happened," he says, shrugging.

Richard worked in a factory for four years, but his disorder meant he spent most of his time in his flat. His love of chemistry continued undimmed, but the possibility of him becoming a pharmacist had practically gone. So, instead, he decided one day to start a collection: He would scour the Internet and buy an ampoule of every chemical element. He quickly realized he had to downgrade his ambition. "There are some very unstable radioactive elements, like polonium and francium, that last just a couple of minutes and then decay. They're impossible to get."

But he persevered with the others.

"Do you have any of them still here?" I ask.

"Sure," he says. "Would you like to see them?"

He disappears into his bedroom and returns holding a basket filled with ampoules of gold and silver and platinum and thallium and beryllium. Some are solid blocks, some glittering shards, others s.h.i.+ning slivers. The basket looks like a treasure chest.

"This is the most amazing one," Richard says, picking up an ampoule marked "Cesium." It looks like solid gold. "Watch," he says. "If you warm it up ..."

He closes his fist around it for thirty seconds. Then he shows it to me again. It has melted. We both look at it, amazed, as if we've just witnessed a magic trick.

"And then," Richard says, "I began to collect radioactive elements like radium and uranium and americium."

Richard was Googling "americium" one day when he found a story, in Harper's magazine, about a Michigan boy named David Hahn who grew up in the 1990s. Both boys spent their childhoods blowing things up in the garden. Hahn once turned up at a Boy Scouts meeting with a bright orange face due to an accidental overdose of canthaxanthin. Hahn also got expelled from camp for dismantling a smoke detector (he was trying to extract the americium-pretty much everything you need to split the atom you can find on eBay or in smoke detectors and antique luminous-dial clocks).

Those were the days before the Internet, so getting hold of information about how to build a nuclear reactor was more complicated for Hahn than it would turn out to be for Richard. He learned how to do it by writing to the U.S. Nuclear Regulatory Commission and pretending to be a physics teacher. Did they have any pamphlets on how to split the atom?

"Nothing produces neutrons as well as beryllium, Professor Hahn," they wrote back.

And that's how David Hahn managed to turn his potting shed into a nuclear reactor.

It wasn't long before the Michigan police cottoned on, and in June 1995, eleven men in protective suits descended on the dangerously irradiated shed. He was shut down.

Sixteen years later, in angelholm, Richard read the Hahn story and felt inspired to try it out himself. This is how Richard went about trying to split the atom. First, he got a saucepan. Into it he put his radioactive elements-the americium and radium. He mixed them up with sulfuric acid and beryllium and turned on the stove. The mixture bubbled up crazily, splas.h.i.+ng all over the cooker and the floor. He quickly turned off the gas and posted a picture of the carnage on his blog, with the caption "The Meltdown!"

His plan, he says, was to repeat the experiment, but this time to collect into a test tube the neutrons that were emanating from the concoction. Then he'd have fired the "neutron ray" at a chunk of uranium sealed in a gla.s.s marble.

"What does the neutron ray look like?" I ask.

"It doesn't look like anything," Richard says. "You can't see it."

"How do you know it's there?"

"You have to measure it with a Geiger counter," he says.

"So what you're saying is, you'd point the test tube filled with neutrons at the uranium marble, and that's what would split the atom?"

"Yes," Richard says.

Richard never did collect the neutrons into a test tube. After the meltdown, he decided to e-mail the Swedish Radiation Safety Authority to double-check that what he was doing was aboveboard.

"h.e.l.lo!" read his e-mail of July 18, 2011. "I'm very interested in nuclear physics and radiation. I have planned a project to build a primitive nuclear reactor. Now I'm wondering if I'm violating any laws doing so?"

They e-mailed him back on August 11: "Hi. The short answer to your question is that if you build a nuclear reactor without permission, you are violating strict laws. It is a criminal offense and can lead to fines or imprisonment for up to two years."

Richard was surprised. "The amount I had was very small," he says, "so far away from the amount needed to make a dirty bomb or something like that. To get it to explode, you must have something called a critical ma.s.s, which is fifty kilograms of radium or six kilograms of plutonium. I had five grams. The worst that could have happened was I might have got radiation in me."

"And got cancer years later?" I ask.

He shrugs. "Yes."