Chrestomanci - Charmed Life. The Lives Of Christopher Chant Part 3

"Yes," said Gwendolen. She gripped her lips together and clenched her hands, but she was still shaking with rage. "I refuse to keep such a silly rule!"

Chrestomanci did not seem to hear, or to notice how angry she was. He turned to Cat. "Have you understood too, Eric?"

"Me?" Cat said in surprise. "Yes, of course."

"Good," said Chrestomanci. "Now I will say good morning."

"Good morning, Daddy," said Julia and Roger. "Er-good morning," Cat said. Gwendolen pretended not to hear. Two could play at that game. Chrestomanci smiled and swept out of the room like a very long procession of one person.

"Telltale!" Gwendolen said to Roger, as soon as the door had shut. "And that was a dirty trick with that jug! You were both doing it, weren't you?" Roger smiled sleepily, not in the least disturbed.

"Witchcraft runs in our family," he said.

"And we've both inherited it," said Julia. "I must go and wash." She picked up three slices of bread to keep her going while she did so, and left the room, calling over her shoulder, "Tell Michael I won't be long, Roger."

"More cocoa?" Roger said politely, picking up the jug.

"Yes, please," said Cat. It never bothered him to eat or drink things that had been bewitched, and he was thirsty. He thought that if he filled his mouth with marmalade and strained the cocoa through it, he might not taste the cocoa. Gwendolen, however, was sure Roger was trying to insult her. She flounced around in her chair and stayed haughtily looking at the wall until Mr. Saunders suddenly threw open a door Cat had not noticed before and said cheerfully: "Right, all of you. Lesson time. Come on through and see how you stand up to some grilling."

Cat hastily swallowed his cocoa-flavored marmalade. Beyond the door was a schoolroom. It was a real, genuine schoolroom, although there were only four desks in it. There was a blackboard, a globe, the pitted school floor, and the schoolroom smell. There was that kind of gla.s.s-fronted bookcase without which no schoolroom is complete, and the bartered gray-green and dark blue books without which no schoolroom bookcase is complete. On the walls were big pictures of the statues Mr. Saunders had found so interesting.

Two of the desks were brown and old. Two were new and yellow with varnish. Gwendolen and Cat sat silently in the new desks. Julia hurried in, with her face s.h.i.+ning from soap, and sat in the old desk beside Roger's, and the grilling began. Mr. Saunders strode gawkily up and down in front of the blackboard, asking keen questions. His tweed jacket billowed out from his back, just as his coat had done in the wind. Perhaps that was why the sleeves of the jacket were so much too short for Mr. Saunders' long arms. The long arm shot out, and a foot of bony wrist with a keen finger on the end of it pointed at Cat.

"What part did witchcraft play in the Wars of the Roses?"

"Er," said Cat. "Ung. I'm afraid I haven't done them yet, sir."

"Gwendolen," said Mr. Saunders.

"Oh-a very big part," Gwendolen guessed airily.

"Wrong," said Mr. Saunders. "Roger."

From the grilling, it emerged that, Roger and Julia had forgotten a great deal over the summer but, even so, they were well ahead of Cat in most things, and far ahead of Gwendolen in everything.

"What did you learn at school?" Mr. Saunders asked her, in some exasperation.

Gwendolen shrugged. "I've forgotten. It wasn't interesting. I was concentrating on witchcraft, and I intend to go on doing that, please."

"I'm afraid you can't," said Mr. Saunders.

Gwendolen stared at him, hardly able to believe she had heard him right. "What!" she almost shrieked.

"But-but I'm terribly talented! I have to go on with it!" "Your talents will keep," said Mr. Saunders. "You can take up witchcraft again when you've learned something else. Open your arithmetic book and do me the first four exercises. Eric, I think I'll set you going on some History. Write me an essay on the reign of King Canute." He moved on to set work for Roger and Julia.

Cat and Gwendolen opened books. Gwendolen's face was red, then white. As Mr. Saunders bent over Roger, her inkwell sailed up out of the socket in her desk and emptied itself over the back of Mr.

Saunders' billowing tweed jacket. Cat bit his lip in order not to laugh. Julia watched with calm interest.

Mr. Saunders did not seem to notice. The inkwell returned quietly to its socket.

"Gwendolen," said Mr. Saunders without turn-ing around. "Get the ink jar and funnel out of the bottom of the cupboard and refill that inkwell. And fill it properly, please."

Gwendolen got up, jauntily and defiantly, found the big flask and funnel, and started to fill her inkwell.

Ten minutes later, she was still pouring away. Her face was puzzled at first, then red, then white with fury again. She tried to put the flask down, and found she could not. She tried whispering a spell.

Mr. Saunders turned and looked at her.

"You're being perfectly horrible!" said Gwendolen. "Besides, I'm allowed to do witchcraft when you're here."

"No one is allowed to pour ink over their tutor," Mr. Saunders said cheerfully. "And I'd already told you that you've given up witchcraft for the time being. Keep on pouring till I tell you to stop."

Gwendolen poured ink for the next half hour, and got angrier every minute of it.

Cat was impressed. He suspected that Mr. Saunders was rather a powerful magician. Certainly, when he next looked at Mr. Saunders, there was no sign of any ink on his back. Cat looked at Mr. Saunders fairly often, to see whether it was safe to change his pen from his right to his left hand. He had been punished so often for writing left-handed that he was good at keeping an eye on his teachers. When Mr.

Saunders turned his way, Cat used his right hand. It was slow and reluctant. But as soon as Mr.

Saunders turned away again, Cat changed his pen over and got on like a house on fire. The main trouble was that, in order not to smudge the ink with his left hand, he had to hold the paper sideways. But he was pretty deft at flicking his book straight again whenever Mr. Saunders seemed likely to look at him.

When the half hour was over, Mr. Saunders, without turning around, told Gwendolen to stop pouring ink and do sums. Then, still without turning around, he said to Cat, "Eric, what are you doing?"

"An essay on King Canute," Cat said innocently.

Then Mr. Saunders did turn around, but by that time the paper was straight and the pen in Cat's right hand. "Which hand were you writing with?" he said. Cat was used to this. He held up his right hand with the pen in it. "It looked like both hands to me," Mr. Saunders said, and he came over and looked at the page Cat had written. "It was both."

"It doesn't show," Cat said miserably.

"Not much," Mr. Saunders agreed. "Does it amuse you to write with alternate hands, or something?"

"No," Cat confessed. "But I'm left-handed."

Then, as Cat had feared, Mr. Saunders flew into a towering rage. His face went red. He slammed his big, k.n.o.bby hand down on Cat's desk so that Cat jumped and the inkwell jumped too, sending ink splas.h.i.+ngover Mr. Saunders' great hand and over Cat's essay. "Left-handed!" he roared. "Then why the Black Gentleman don't you write with your left hand, boy?"

"They-they punish me if I do," Cat faltered, very shaken, and very perplexed to find Mr. Saunders was angry for such a peculiar reason.

"Then they deserve to be tied up in knots and roasted!" roared Mr. Saunders, "whoever they are! You're doing yourself untold harm by obeying them, boy! If I catch you writing with your right hand again, you'll be in really serious trouble!"

"Yes," Cat said, relieved but still very shaken.

He looked mournfully at his ink-splashed essay and hoped Mr. Saunders might use a little witchcraft on that too. But Mr. Saunders took the book and tore the page right out.

"Now do it again properly!" he said, slapping the book back in front of Cat.

Cat was still writing all over again about Canute when Mary came in with a tray of milk and biscuits and a cup of coffee for Mr. Saunders. And after the milk and biscuits, Mr. Saunders told Cat and Gwendolen they were free till lunch. "Though not because of a good morning's work," he said. "Go out and get some fresh air." As they went out of the schoolroom, he turned to Roger and Julia. "Now we'll have a little witchcraft," he said. "And let's hope you haven't forgotten all that too."

Gwendolen stopped in the doorway and looked at him.

"No. Not you," Mr. Saunders said to her. "I told you."

Gwendolen whirled around and ran away, through the shabby playroom and down the corridor beyond.

Cat ran after her as hard as he could, but he did not catch up with her until they came to a much grander part of the Castle, where a big marble staircase curled away downward and the light came from an elegant dome in the roof.

"This isn't the right way," Cat panted.

"Yes it is," Gwendolen said fiercely. "I'm going to find Chrestomanci. Why should those two fat little fools learn witchcraft and not me? I've got twice their gifts. It took two of them just to levitate a jug of cocoa!

So I want Chrestomanci."

By a stroke of good fortune, Chrestomanci was coming along the gallery on the other side of the staircase, behind a curly marble bal.u.s.trade. He was wearing a fawn-colored suit now, instead of the imperial dressing gown, but he looked, if possible, even more elegant. By the look on his face, his thoughts were miles away. Gwendolen ran around the head of the marble staircase and stood herself in front of him. Chrestomanci blinked, and looked vaguely from her to Cat. "Was one of you wanting me?"

"Yes. Me," said Gwendolen. "Mr. Saunders won't give me witchcraft lessons, and I want you to tell him he must."

"Oh, but I can't do that," Chrestomanci said absentmindedly. "Sorry and so on."

Gwendolen stamped her foot. It made no noise to speak of, even there on the marble floor, and there was no echo. Gwendolen was forced to shout instead. "Why not? You must, you must, you must!"

Chrestomanci looked down at her in a peering, surprised way, as if he had only just seen her. "You seem to be annoyed," he said. "But I'm afraid it's unavoidable. I told Michael Saunders that he was on noaccount to teach either of you witchcraft."

"You did! Why not?" Gwendolen shouted.

"Because you were bound to misuse it, of course," said Chrestomanci, as if it were quite obvious. "But I'll reconsider it in a year or so, if you still want to learn." Then he smiled kindly at Gwendolen, obviously expecting her to be pleased, and drifted dreamily away down the marble stairs.

Gwendolen kicked the marble bal.u.s.trade and hurt her foot. That sent her into a rage as strong as Mr.

Saunders'. She danced and jumped and shrieked at the head of the stairs until Cat was quite frightened of her. She shook her fist after Chrestomanci. "I'll show you! You wait!" she screamed. But Chrestomanci had gone out of sight around the bend in the staircase and perhaps he could not hear. Even Gwendolen's loudest scream sounded thin and small.

Cat was puzzled. What was it about this Castle? He looked up at the dome where the light came in and thought that Gwendolen's screaming ought to have echoed around it like the d.i.c.kens. Instead, it made a small, high squawking. While he waited for her to get her temper back, Cat experimentally put his fingers to his mouth and whistled as hard as he could. It made a queer, blunt noise, like a squeaky boot. It also brought the old lady with the mittens out of a door in the gallery.

"You noisy little children!" she said. "If you want to scream and whistle, you must go out in the grounds and do it there."

"Oh, come on!" Gwendolen said crossly to Cat, and the two of them ran away to the part of the Castle they were used to. After a bit of muddling around, they discovered the door they had first come in by and let themselves outside through it.

"Let's explore everywhere," said Cat. Gwendolen shrugged and said it suited her, so they set off.

Beyond the shrubbery of rhododendrons, they found themselves out on the great smooth lawn with the cedar trees. It spread across the entire front of the newer part of the Castle. On the other side of it, Cat saw the most interesting high sun-soaked old wall, with trees hanging over it. It was clearly the ruins of an even older castle. Cat set off towards it at a trot, past the big windows of the newer Castle, dragging Gwendolen with him. But, halfway there, Gwendolen stopped and stood poking at the shaved green gra.s.s with her toe.

"Hm," she said. "Do you think this counts as in the Castle?"

"I expect so," said Cat. "Do come on. I want to explore those ruins there."

However, the first wall they came to was a low one, and the door in it led them into a very formal garden.

It had broad gravel paths, running very straight, between box hedges. There were yew trees everywhere, clipped into severe pyramids, and all the flowers were yellow, in tidy clumps.

"Boring," said Cat, and led the way to the ruined wall beyond.

But once again there was a lower wall in the way, and this time they came out into an orchard. It was a very tidy orchard, in which all the trees were trained flat, to stand like hedges on either side of the winding gravel paths. They were loaded with apples, some of them quite big. After what Chrestomanci had said about scrumping, Cat did not quite dare pick one, but Gwendolen picked a big red Worcester and bit into it.

Instantly, a gardener appeared from around a corner and told them reproachfully that picking apples was forbidden. Gwendolen threw the apple down in the path. "Take it then. There was a maggot in it anyway."

They went on, leaving the gardener staring ruefully at the bitten apple. And instead of reaching the ruins, they came to a goldfish pond, and after that to a rose garden. Here Gwendolen, as an experiment, tried picking a rose. Instantly another gardener appeared and explained respectfully that they were not allowed to pick roses. So Gwendolen threw the rose down too. Then Cat looked over his shoulder and discovered that the ruins were somehow behind them now. He turned back. But he still did not seem to reach them. It was nearly lunchtime before he suddenly turned into a steep little path between two walls and found the ruins above him, at the top of the path.

Cat pelted joyfully up the steep path. The sun-soaked wall ahead was taller than most houses, and there were trees at the top of it. When he was close enough, Cat saw that there was a giddy stone staircase jutting out of the wall, more like a stone ladder than a stair. It was so old that snapdragons and wallflowers had rooted in it, and hollyhocks had grown up against the place where the stair met the ground. Cat had to push aside a tall red hollyhock in order to put his foot on the first stair.

No sooner had he done so than yet another gardener came puffing up the steep path. "You can't go there! That's Chrestomanci's garden up there, that is!"

"Why can't we?" said Cat, deeply disappointed.

"Because it's not allowed, that's why."

Slowly and reluctantly, Cat came away. The gardener stood at the foot of the stair to make sure he went.

"Bother!" Cat said.

"I'm getting rather sick of Chrestomanci forbidding things," said Gwendolen. "It's time someone taught him a lesson."

"What are you going to do?" said Cat.

"Wait and see," said Gwendolen, pressing her lips together in her stormiest way.

5.

Gwendolen refused to tell Cat what she was going to do. This meant that Cat had rather a melancholy time. After a wholesome lunch of turnips and boiled mutton, they had lessons again. After that, Gwendolen ran hastily away and would not let Cat come with her. Cat did not know what to do.

"Would you care to come out and play?" Roger asked.

Cat looked at him and saw that he was just being polite. "No, thank you," he said politely. He was forced to wander around the gardens on his own. There was a wood lower down, full of horse chestnuts, but they were not nearly ripe. As Cat was halfheartedly staring up into one, he saw there was a tree house in it, about halfway up. This was more like it. Cat was just about to climb up to it when he heard voices and saw Julia's skirt flutter among the leaves. So that was no good. It was Julia and Roger's private tree house, and they were in it.

Cat wandered away again. He came to the lawn, and there was Gwendolen, crouching under one of the cedars, very busy digging a small hole.

"What are you doing?" said Cat.

"Go away," said Gwendolen. Cat went away. He was sure what Gwendolen was doing was witchcraft and had to do with teaching Chrestomanci a lesson, but it was no good asking Gwendolen when she was being this secretive. Cat had to wait. He waited through another terrifying dinner, and then through a long, long evening. Gwendolen locked herself in her room after dinner and told him to go away when he knocked.

Next morning, Cat woke up early and hurried to the nearest of his three windows. He saw at once what Gwendolen had been doing. The lawn was ruined. It was not a smooth stretch of green velvet any longer.

It was a ma.s.s of molehills. As far as Cat could see in both directions, there were little green mounds, little heaps of raw earth, long lines of raw earth and long green furrows of raised gra.s.s. There must have been an army of moles at work on it all night. About a dozen gardeners were standing in a gloomy huddle, scratching their heads over it.

Cat threw on his clothes and dashed downstairs.