Three Ways To Capsize A Boat Part 2

"So where's your girlfriend, man?" asked the Nikoses, in what I thought was a rather conspiratorial fas.h.i.+on.

"Er ... she's sleeping. But she was certainly impressed by the trikiklo." trikiklo."

"Well, bring her down to the boat tomorrow, man. We'd sure as h.e.l.l like to meet her."

Over coffee and cake I told Ana how disappointed I was about not having the boat to take her for a spin round the islands. I had been dreaming of this ever since I got involved with the Crabber, but now it was not to be.

"But I'd like to see your boat, anyway," she said.

So next morning I took her down to meet the Nikoses and show her the Crabber. I thought I might have made a horrible mistake when the Nikoses turned on their Mediterranean charm and gallantry, and I felt wanting by comparison. I was just an ungainly Anglo-Saxon oaf. Ana was enchanted by the dazzling Nikoses, who had spruced themselves up to a certain limited extent for this meeting, and she also professed a certain admiration for the Crabber. All in all we spent a pleasant hour.

As we turned to leave for the shabby hotel and the grubby beach, tall-dark-Nikos beckoned me to follow him. He led us out of the boatyard and down onto the pontoons. We walked along past gleaming yachts and gin palaces, until he stopped at an una.s.suming little sailing boat that seemed somehow out of place among all the ostentatious opulence.

"There you go," he said with a big grin. "There's your boat. Take her away; she's all fueled up. I guess you know how to sail, no?"

"B-but what do you mean, Nikos?" I spluttered.

"This is Nikos's boat ... well, it's not exactly his, but we fixed things so you can use it. n.o.body's gonna know. Go on, take Ana for a trip down the coast; Sounion is a kinda nice trip ... and it's easy, too: just stick to the coast and turn left after a couple of hours."

I HAVE TO ADMIT that the boat was not up to much ... I mean, it was a great gesture on the part of the Nikoses, but it was disappointingly similar to Keith's wretched tub. Nonetheless, I was ecstatic at the mere thought of getting out there on that glorious sea with my girlfriend, in any kind of boat. And to Ana one boat was much like another. that the boat was not up to much ... I mean, it was a great gesture on the part of the Nikoses, but it was disappointingly similar to Keith's wretched tub. Nonetheless, I was ecstatic at the mere thought of getting out there on that glorious sea with my girlfriend, in any kind of boat. And to Ana one boat was much like another.

So we motored out of the marina, hoisted the sail, and, with me happily wielding the tiller and Ana taking instructions at the jib, we sailed away on that sunny afternoon, hugging the coast all the way down to Sounion. Toward evening we anch.o.r.ed in the bay about fifty yards off the beach and, with our clothes in plastic bags held high above our heads, we swam to the sh.o.r.e.

As night fell we wandered in the moonlight alone at the Temple of Poseidon, high on the cape of Sounion. We sat side by side on a warm rock and watched the play of the moon on the ancient white marble, and wondered at the loveliness of Greece. It put Ana in mind of poetry. She began to declaim little s.n.a.t.c.hes of epic verse I'd long forgotten ... if I'd ever known them at all.

"That's nice," I said, slipping my arm round her shoulders. "Did you just make that up?"

"It's Byron," she replied ... with just a hint of condescension in her voice. "He sat perhaps on this very stone, and I think he carved his name on one of these pillars of the temple."

"No? Surely not. What a dastardly thing to do."

"Indeed. And I'm pretty sure he slept here too. He was very keen on sleeping wild in cla.s.sical monuments, or maybe he just liked climbing up to them to see the sunset and got stuck in the dark."

I thought for a moment how romantic it would be to curl up together in the shelter of an ancient marble block for the night. But then I remembered how cold marble gets, and how sharp and very stony it can be, and our snug boat lulled by the calm waters seemed a much better option.

We drank wine at a taverna on the beach, and ate a sweet pink fish, alluringly arrayed upon its dish, while the foam from the wavelets lapped at our bare feet in the sand. Sated with all that succulence and not a little sodden with wine, we swam out to where the boat swung on her anchor and settled down in the balmy night air to sleep on the deck beneath the moon and stars.

Next morning we headed home, scudding on a west by northwest wind back toward the loathsome Kalamaki. It was a matter of getting the boat, which the Nikoses had clearly nicked on our behalf, back to the marina before its owner discovered its loss.

"You wanna be careful get that boat back here before two o'clock, because if not she turn into a karpouzi," karpouzi," tall Nikos had said, rather pleased with his variation on the Cinderella theme. (A tall Nikos had said, rather pleased with his variation on the Cinderella theme. (A karpouzi karpouzi is a watermelon.) is a watermelon.) The sea was the deepest blue but for the pale white foam of the bow wave. The scents of baked rosemary and thyme and pungent, hot pine swirled in warm currents of air off the land to delight us as we pa.s.sed.

ANA HAD ONLY A few days left before she had to return to Suss.e.x. She had a business to see to. Just before I left she had begun supplying greenery to local offices to brighten their gloomy reception areas and the idea seemed to be catching on. So after little more than a week, she said her fond good-byes to the Nikoses, and, loading her bags in the back, I drove her back to the airport in the trusty few days left before she had to return to Suss.e.x. She had a business to see to. Just before I left she had begun supplying greenery to local offices to brighten their gloomy reception areas and the idea seemed to be catching on. So after little more than a week, she said her fond good-byes to the Nikoses, and, loading her bags in the back, I drove her back to the airport in the trusty trikiklo trikiklo.

For all their qualities, the Nikoses had only the shakiest grasp of the workings of time, and thus the projected week extended ever further into the distant realms of probability. Some days they came, some days they didn't, but little by little the boat started to take shape. We spent several days stuffed into the trikiklo trikiklo cruising the business end of Piraeus looking for an engine. We found one that fit, humped it back to the Crabber, and the Nikoses set about installing it. I busied myself with the less technologically demanding work of sanding down and oiling the mast and spars. cruising the business end of Piraeus looking for an engine. We found one that fit, humped it back to the Crabber, and the Nikoses set about installing it. I busied myself with the less technologically demanding work of sanding down and oiling the mast and spars.

We were clearly on the final stretch now.

Then one particularly luminous morning-I remember that even in Kalamaki there was a special quality to the light reflected in the grubby sc.u.m of the harbor-Nikos handed over a crumpled message. It was from Jane, sent via Ecstaticos, whose contact details I had given her as soon as I had engaged him. She was at Spetses at last in their summer villa and there was her telephone number. I dropped my oily paintbrush and rushed to the Bar Thala.s.sa, where as a regular customer they let me use the telephone.

"Hi, Boss. How's the hips?" I asked.

"Much better now I'm here-nothing a bit of Greek suns.h.i.+ne and sea won't cure. Your Ecstaticos tells me the boat's nearly ready."

"It's looking good. I don't want to be unduly optimistic, but I reckon within the week she should be done."

"Well, that's the most marvelous news, Chris. Now tell me, would you care to come across on the hydrofoil and join us for luncheon tomorrow? I'd love you to meet our friends here, and I can hand you the papers for the boat." It seemed Captain Weare had only had photocopies.... Hmm, so maybe she hadn't been quite so trusting after all.

SO THE NEXT MORNING I took the bus along to Piraeus and hopped on a hydrofoil, one of the "Flying Dolphins," known by the Greeks as I took the bus along to Piraeus and hopped on a hydrofoil, one of the "Flying Dolphins," known by the Greeks as Flyings Flyings. The sea was rough, so the pa.s.sengers were confined, moaning and subdued, to the cabin, and all I saw of the sea and the islands was a blur of rock and water through spray-soaked windows. I buried my nose in Zorba Zorba. In a couple of hours, squinting against the noonday sun, I stepped onto the long concrete quay of Spetses. Cries of "Ella, Ella" "Ella, Ella" ("Here! Here!") rang out around me as the crew nonchalantly tossed ropes onto the quay. The handful of disembarking pa.s.sengers shouldered their bags, some hugging waiting families or lovers; a trolley manned by a handsome brown-limbed youth picked up the parcel post. I watched as the hydrofoil eased slowly away from the dock-more cries, more snaking ropes-then I turned and followed the Spetsiots up toward the town. ("Here! Here!") rang out around me as the crew nonchalantly tossed ropes onto the quay. The handful of disembarking pa.s.sengers shouldered their bags, some hugging waiting families or lovers; a trolley manned by a handsome brown-limbed youth picked up the parcel post. I watched as the hydrofoil eased slowly away from the dock-more cries, more snaking ropes-then I turned and followed the Spetsiots up toward the town.

My first Greek island, a richly textured little city-state. It smelled of the sea, of which there was a lot, it being an island; also hot pine because what wasn't beach or olive grove or town was pine forest ... and then there was fish, fresh or frying, and roasting meat. As a subtle counterpoint there was burnt petrol from the little motorbikes and vans, and from time to time an agreeable hint of drains.

Little wooden boats, blue and white, the beautiful Greek caiques, jostled one another on the swell set up by the unruly sea. Gulls cried, flapping to and fro with beakfuls of the glistening bowels of fish. Outside the kafeneion kafeneion, fishermen, dressed like Bolsheviks in worn s.h.i.+rtsleeves and frayed trousers, sat at wooden tables, idly clicking their worry beads and nursing little gla.s.ses of milky ouzo and water. The town was tiny, a labyrinth of cobbled alleys cl.u.s.tered round the dock. The buildings blazed white in the bright suns.h.i.+ne, with the woodwork picked out in blue. The scale, the proportions, and the color seemed perfectly contrived to make you feel at ease. Here and there handfuls of holidaymakers ambled among the alleys, happily displaying their newly browned limbs. They smelled of the sweetest scents and suntan lotion, and they laughed and twittered in that peculiar state of abandon and gaiety that holidays bring.

The euphoria was infectious; I gave a hitch to my bag and strolled among the squares and alleys, my heart lightened by so much beauty and pleasure. Little by little I left behind me the hubbub and the din of the town and, following the directions that Jane had given me, climbed up through the quieter streets to the north, hugging the shade to escape the fierceness of the glaring sun. A mottled dog loped by. Somewhere a turkey gobbled. A donkey tethered in the shade of a tall eucalyptus tree brayed long and loud, enough to break your heart.

"The reason a donkey makes that heartrending noise," I reflected, thinking of country lore, "is because the donkey has seen the devil."

To Spiti Joyce-The Joyce House-Jane had told me, could be located by means of a tall eucalyptus with a donkey tethered to it. I crossed a shadeless stretch of waste ground and pulled the bell set in a high white wall. I waited in the shade of an overhanging oleander; the hot air thick with the sweet scent of jasmine and the pleasant cat-p.i.s.s smell of fig.

A fumbling on the far side of the door, and there was Bob. "Well, if it isn't our new skipper. Delighted to see you, Chris. Come and join us; we have a few friends over for luncheon."

I dumped my bag on the cobbles of the patio, mussed up my hair a little with my hands and dusted myself down, then followed Bob through into the cool of the house and out onto the terrace. Here, beneath the dappled shade of a spreading fig, was set the table, a simple calico cloth and some fresh flowers, some glimmering gla.s.ses with cool white wine. By this time I was steeped in euphoria; the contrast between the grimness of Kalamaki and this lovely Mediterranean island was almost too much to take in.

"Chris, what perfect timing," called Jane from her seat at the head of the table. She seemed not a jot altered by her hospital ordeal. "I shall not rise to greet you, dear boy," she continued, beckoning me forward, "as my wretched new t.i.tanium bones dictate that I remain seated, but help yourself to a gla.s.s of wine and come and give an account of yourself. These are our good friends."

There were not many friends: the Nomikoses, an elderly Greek couple, expensively dressed and coiffed and just a shade reserved; I shook their hands. Next to them sat a much younger woman, slim with thick dark hair twisted into a knot at the nape of her neck. She looked up at me, her brown eyes alight with amused intelligence.

"And this," enunciated Jane, "is Florica."

Well, I liked the look of Florica. She had a casual grace that immediately put you at your ease and a dazzling smile. I kissed her on each cheek and sat down rather presumptuously beside her. A hint of lemon blossom wafted across as she turned to ask me how the fiasco with the boat was going. Her voice was low, her accent cosmopolitan.

Jane surveyed us with the satisfied expression of a benign aunt. "Let's wait for Tim, my dears; then we can eat lunch and Chris can tell us about the unfortunate Crabber," she said. Then added, "I think you'll hit it off with Tim. He's English, you know, and a writer and can turn his hand to absolutely anything. He's so wonderfully clever."

As if on cue the bell jangled.

A tall, tanned man stepped into the courtyard and greeted Jane and Bob with unaffected warmth; the Greeks he greeted politely in Greek. Then, pulling up a chair next to Florica, he extended a hand, almost as calloused as my own. "I was doing a little carpentry on the house," he explained to the guests, "and I completely lost track of time; do forgive me if I've kept you waiting."

You could easily forgive Tim. He had a keen sympathy and a look of such absorbed interest in whatever you happened to be saying that stories just spilled out. Soon I was recounting the desperate goings-on at Kalamaki Marina, the perfidy of Captain Bob, and the surprising erudition of the Nikoses. All of which Tim translated fluently for the Greeks while I watched, smiling at his gently incredulous tone and the habitual way that he blinked whenever he was about to voice a new thought. It was obvious from their looks and their body language that he and Florica were lovers, and I decided to myself that a friends.h.i.+p with this delightful couple would put the finis.h.i.+ng touches to my idyllic summer.

The lunch of course helped. There were bright salads of divinely sweet tomatoes, with Kalamata olives and chunks of fresh feta cheese; a bowl of taramasalata-creamed roes and garlic and lemon and heaven knows what else was in it; and tzatziki, too, with rich yogurt, salt, and the crispest cuc.u.mber. There were tin jugs of cold retsina with condensation dribbling down the outside, for those who fancied that pungent resinous taste. For the more delicate palates a big bottle of cool Cambas white wine. Later came a dish of delicately poached barbounia barbounia-red mullet-with some courgettes and aubergines done with parsley to perfection.

It seemed to me at that moment as if everything was in harmony: the food, the colors, the people, the hot sun, the view of the little harbor and the blue sea below ... as if I'd pa.s.sed through a portal into a different, more congenial dimension.

Tim was a walker and a climber and lover of the mountains, and was writing a book about the mountains of Greece. I dearly wanted to go to the mountains, too. One thing that we both emphatically agreed upon was that we always-and neither of us ever made an exception to this rule-traveled alone. So when Tim told me that he was planning to go for a ten-day journey into the Pindos Mountains, up near the Macedonian border, I thought about it for a bit, and then said, "Can I come along too?"

He looked at me in surprise, and hesitated just a moment before saying, "Yes, why not? That would be very nice."

"And come to think of it," I continued pensively, "I'm going to need somebody to help me bring the boat down from Kalamaki to Spetses. Are you a sailor?"

Now, to a seasoned nautical man, the business of sailing a Cornish Crabber single-handed down the Saronic Gulf in the summer would offer little difficulty ... but you never know, and besides it would be nice to have some company.

"Never been on a sailing boat in my life," he replied, blinking hard, "but I'd be very happy to give it a go."

In Praise of a Bucket

A WEEK OR WEEK OR so after our lunch with the Joyces we got under way. so after our lunch with the Joyces we got under way.

Tim had a good idea to start off with, suggesting that we take the ferry, rather than the hydrofoil, back to Athens, in order to stand on deck and get a good look at the route that we would be taking with the Crabber, when and if it were ever ready. We duly took note of every islet and peninsula along the way-and noted, too, that one island looks much like another from the sea. But it was a fairly straightforward route: sail close to the sh.o.r.e and keep the land on your left-or your right, that would be, coming from Athens.

Once at Piraeus we took the bus along to Kalamaki Marina. It was a Monday and by the time we got to the yard it was long into the searing heat of siesta time, a time when the Nikoses would never deign to work. But there was the trikiklo trikiklo, and as we approached the Crabber we heard the sound of banging-the universal concomitant of men and work-coming from deep in the bowels of the boat. And then red-beard-Nikos, caked in engine grease and soaked in sweat, a truly disgusting sight, clambered out of the hole where the engine lived, and announced: "That's it, man. Noo engine in. All we need now is get the boat rigged. I reckon we get it done tonight, you fill up some gas, and tomorrow morning you sail away to Spetses."

I figured that the way to get an undertaking like this on the move was to throw some cold beer at it, so I took the trikiklo trikiklo to town and bought a couple of crates of Marathon. to town and bought a couple of crates of Marathon.

When I got back, the frenetic pace of the work had subsided a little, as the Nikoses and Tim were squatting in the dust in the shade of the boat, deep in discussion of the antifascist poetry of Seferis and Gatsos. At least, that's what Tim said. They were all talking Greek, Tim with an easy fluency that made the Nikoses seem even better company in their native language. I felt the smallest bit left out.

"Right," I shouted. "Enough with the literary seminars, let's get this boat rigged."

Little by little, by judicious application of warming beer and the sharp side of my tongue, I managed to get them moving. By the cool of the evening we were ready to raise the mast. We hauled it up, gleaming with a dozen coats of oil, tightened all the ropes that held it in place, and then fitted the boom. At last the Crabber started to look like a sailing boat. I climbed off her time after time just to go and stand at a distance and admire the sight. Night fell, and at last she was all set to go. The plan was that the Nikoses would make the arrangements with the harbor crane to put her in the water first thing in the morning; Tim and I would gather the necessary provisions, and we would set off as early as possible. I reckoned that, all being well, the journey to Spetses, fifty-seven nautical miles away, ought to take us about twelve hours.

Of course, next morning the Nikoses failed to show up. I was in a state of excitement verging upon hysteria and Tim got so fed up with me moaning on about the Nikoses-Where were the b.u.g.g.e.rs?-that he marched off and sorted out the harbor crane himself. It took an hour; these things are best done at a steady pace ... one small slip with a harbor crane and that's the end of your boat. But finally there was the Crabber-a boat really ought to have a name, but the Crabber was always known as "the Crabber"-in her proper element, floating in the water.

Tim excelled himself further by fixing the paperwork with the harbor authorities that would allow the Crabber to leave the dock. We loaded the water, figs, dates, olives, and bread, our iron rations (in case things cut up really rough), filled the tank with diesel ... and cast off.

Bub ... bub ... bub, bub, bubbububbubbub went the engine, a big inboard diesel with a deep pleasing throb. I let Tim take the tiller while I flaked down the warps-this seemed no time to give a lesson in what a warp was and how to flake it-and we throbbed slowly along between the pontoons, nosing through the slicks of oil and rafts of floating rubbish. Tim pushed the tiller across and we edged between the breakwaters and at long last out into the mighty rolling blue sea. went the engine, a big inboard diesel with a deep pleasing throb. I let Tim take the tiller while I flaked down the warps-this seemed no time to give a lesson in what a warp was and how to flake it-and we throbbed slowly along between the pontoons, nosing through the slicks of oil and rafts of floating rubbish. Tim pushed the tiller across and we edged between the breakwaters and at long last out into the mighty rolling blue sea.

As I looked back, I could just make out a trikiklo trikiklo bouncing along the harbor mole. It pulled up at the end and disgorged the Nikoses, who jumped up and down, and waved encouragingly for a bit. We waved back in a more restrained, Anglo-Saxon manner before returning to the business of setting sail. "Head into the wind and we'll get the sails up and we can turn that horrible engine off," I shouted. bouncing along the harbor mole. It pulled up at the end and disgorged the Nikoses, who jumped up and down, and waved encouragingly for a bit. We waved back in a more restrained, Anglo-Saxon manner before returning to the business of setting sail. "Head into the wind and we'll get the sails up and we can turn that horrible engine off," I shouted.

Now with most people, if you were to tell them to head into wind, they wouldn't have a clue what you were talking about, but Tim was a natural. I busied myself with the mess of tangled ropes and pulleys on the foredeck, and within twenty minutes or so had the sails all hoisted. I turned the engine off, and we abandoned ourselves to the sounds of the sea and the gentle breeze coming out of the north.

ON A CLEAR DAY-and this was the clearest of days-you can see the island of Aegina from the harbor mouth at Kalamaki. It appears as a slightly darker gray blue than the gray blue of the mountains on the mainland behind, and the nearer you approach, the more it detaches itself, until finally it appears as a living island with its forest of pines and its cliffs and coves and villages. I figured that because it was our first time out, it might be better to hop from island to island on the way down, following the ferry route, rather than launch ourselves out into the open sea.

The little wind we had was just about right to get us to Aegina, so I pulled the tiller over, let out the mainsail until it blossomed with wind, then cleated the sheet home. Tim adjusted the jib and the staysail until they were smooth like a well-ironed sheet and full of the breeze, and the little boat bounded away across the blue sparkling water, shattering the wavelets into trails of pale foam. Oh lord, were there words to convey the simple joy of feeling the pull of the tiller on a sailing boat scudding across the bright blue sea in the suns.h.i.+ne? I laughed and I laughed and my eyes filled with tears, partly from the breeze and the salt-laden spray, but partly, if the truth be told, from sheer ecstasy.

Little by little the port suburbs of Athens dropped away astern, the sea became deeper and bluer ... and then the wind dropped. The cat's-paw wavelets on the surface disappeared and the sea turned gla.s.sy. The Crabber stopped her headlong motion.

You always think of the Ancient Mariner at times like these, dragging around the carca.s.s of the albatross, decrying the terrible stillness and silence of the sea. But in reality it's not silent at all. With the gentle rocking of the boat and not a breath to keep the tension, the heavy boom swung inboard and then out with a crash that made the whole boat shudder. It did this about every twenty seconds and within ten minutes our nerves were utterly frazzled.

"Isn't there anything we can do to stop that horrible cras.h.i.+ng?" asked Tim.

"Well, as a matter of fact there is, but it would impede our progress."

"We're not exactly making a lot of progress anyway, are we? What can we do?"

"Well, we could tie a bucket to the end of the boom and throw it in the water. The drag would restrain the boom from banging ... but it's a hideously unseamanlike solution. And we haven't actually brought a bucket with us."

"But we have to do something. We can't just sit here like this; we'll go bonkers."

"Heavens, man-we've only been becalmed for fifteen minutes."

"Perhaps," agreed Tim. "But the problem with the Mediterranean is that in summer the calms are almost constant. The Ancients didn't do very much sailing at all, you know; they rowed everywhere. But they didn't have the internal combustion engine then, of course," he added as an afterthought. Then blinked.

"Of course," I echoed thoughtfully, wondering what he was driving at.

"We have, though."

"We have what?" I asked, absently.

"Internal combustion engines. We have an internal combustion engine right here on this boat."

"Aah ..."

"So why don't we start it up?"

I had suspected all along that this was what Tim wanted: he wanted to forget sailing and use the engine.

"Well, it's smelly and noisy, and it makes the whole thing rather disagreeable, don't you think?"

"But surely it can't be more disagreeable than sitting here becalmed with that boom banging the h.e.l.l out of the poor boat. And besides, we're supposed to get to Spetses today. At this rate we're not even going to make it to Aegina."

There was something in what Tim had to say. I held my ground a little longer ... then I started up the engine.

WE PULLED THE SAILS in tight and set course for the northern tip of Aegina. With our forward speed an apparent wind sprang up and cooled us down; the warm suns.h.i.+ne had become a searing furnace while we were becalmed. The Crabber churned on across the gla.s.sy waters toward Aegina, and the progress cheered us up. The engine didn't sound too bad, a pleasant chugging coming from somewhere deep down inside the boat. We ate some figs and had a sip of water. It wouldn't do to get dehydrated. in tight and set course for the northern tip of Aegina. With our forward speed an apparent wind sprang up and cooled us down; the warm suns.h.i.+ne had become a searing furnace while we were becalmed. The Crabber churned on across the gla.s.sy waters toward Aegina, and the progress cheered us up. The engine didn't sound too bad, a pleasant chugging coming from somewhere deep down inside the boat. We ate some figs and had a sip of water. It wouldn't do to get dehydrated.

"What's that smell?" asked Tim.

"What smell?"

"There's a sort of a hot smell."

"That'll be the engine, I suppose."

"But it didn't smell like that before."