The Monk That Wanted To Renounce Asceticism Chapter 1487 - If I Run, I’m a Tortoise

Chapter 1487: If I Run, I’m a Tortoise

Translator: Atlas Studios Editor: Atlas Studios

Chen Haocheng walked with the two men aggressively, shouting, “Which dog dares to block my door? If you don’t come out, don’t blame me for killing your dog!”

As he shouted, many people gathered to watch the commotion.

Seeing that no one had stepped forward, Chen Haocheng sneered in his heart and said loudly to the two of them, “Attack once we see the dog later! A dog that isn’t leashed and runs around randomly deserves to be beaten to death!”

Everyone immediately laughed when they heard that.

Chen Haocheng said angrily, “What are you laughing at?”

“Your dog isn’t leashed every day. Does it mean it deserves being beaten to death?” Someone laughed.

Hearing this, Chen Haocheng’s face instantly turned red. He snorted. “My dog is very obedient! It doesn’t bite!”

At that moment, a monk walked out from the crowd and said with a chuckle, “Amitabha. This Penniless Monk’s dog doesn’t bite anyone either. It’s just sitting there; yet, you want to beat him? Isn’t that too much?”

When he saw the monk again, the store owner felt a little embarra.s.sed.

No one was a fool. Although the monk had spoken up for w.a.n.g Guixiang, to suddenly produce a bigger dog in the blink of an eye and have it chase w.a.n.g Guixiang around the estate made the situation obvious… He was clearly here to teach w.a.n.g Guixiang a lesson. He was a good person!

Hence, everyone looked at the monk differently.

Chen Haocheng didn’t know any of this. When he saw the monk jump out and claim to be the owner, he couldn’t hold back his anger any longer. He said angrily, “Your dog? Why aren’t you watching your dog? Why are you letting him run around?”

Fangzheng pressed his palms together. “Amitabha. Patron, This Penniless Monk’s dog isn’t running around. It’s sitting in the stairwell. It’s been sitting there for more than an hour. It’s very obedient.”

When everyone heard that, they could not help but laugh…

Chen Haocheng was infuriated. “Your dog is sitting at my doorstep!”

Fangzheng said, “Is it against the law to sit there? He didn’t bite anyone. Your dog runs everywhere. It’s fine when it chases after children, but there’s a problem when my dog is just sitting there quietly?”

“That’s right. Master’s dog is so obedient! It doesn’t bite!”

“Haha… that’s right. He’s much more obedient than your dog. He just sits there and doesn’t move.”

…

Everyone talked at the same time. Chen Haocheng was so angry that his eyeb.a.l.l.s almost turned green.

“Heh heh, Monk, you are deliberately making me uncomfortable. Fine, just you wait!” Chen Haocheng pointed at Fangzheng and threatened.

Then, Chen Haocheng waved his hand and brought the two men upstairs. As he walked, he shouted, “Letting the dog block my door? If I don’t stew your dog today, I’m not f**king surnamed Chen!”

Fangzheng hurriedly shouted when he heard that. “Patron, with your character, it’s fine if your surname isn’t Chen, but don’t take the surname Fang.”

Someone immediately said, “Don’t be surnamed Li, our Li family will not accept you either!”

“Our w.a.n.g family also refuses to accept you!”

“Our Sun family won’t accept you!”

“Our He family won’t accept you!”

…

Listening to the shouts of the onlookers who were not afraid of causing a scene, Chen Haocheng was so angry that he was about to explode.

“Brother Chen, don’t be angry. If you stew the dog later, he will cry!” a man in a white s.h.i.+rt said.

The other was wearing a gray sports t-s.h.i.+rt and shorts. He held a metal stick in his hand as he said with a smile, “That’s right. What’s there to be angry about with these idiots? It’s just a dog. What’s the big deal? Once we finish this dog, they will stop.”

Chen Haocheng nodded as well. At the same time, he called w.a.n.g Guixiang and said, “Honey, don’t worry. I’m back! We’re almost at our doorstep. That dog hasn’t left yet, right? Prepare to eat dog meat tonight!”

“Old Chen, did you bring a gun?” w.a.n.g Guixiang asked.

“It’s just a dog. Why should I bring a gun? A metal rod and a dog muzzle would do. Once it’s muzzled, it’ll be resolved with a stick. Don’t bother about that. Anyway, prepare some good food. I’ll be entertaining my brothers later,” Chen Haocheng said.

When w.a.n.g Guixiang heard that there was no gun and that they had returned with only a metal pole, she immediately reeled with anxiety at the thought of the dog’s figure. “How many people did you bring?”

Chen Haocheng smiled and said, “I got two guys. They’re all tall and burly lads. Together with me, we can even finish two dogs. Don’t worry. Oh right, take out that bottle of Maotai. We will drink it later!”

“Drink your a.s.s! Hurry up and run! Don’t come up!” w.a.n.g Guixiang immediately turned anxious as she cursed.

Chen Haocheng was stunned…

He had made the call with speaker mode on. When Wan Guixiang started scolding him, his two brothers wore a strange look on their faces.

Chen Haocheng felt embarra.s.sed in front of his brothers. His face turned red as he cursed, “What are you scolding me for, b.i.t.c.h? Are you looking down on us? Do you think the three of us can’t even deal with a dog? Run? Run my a.s.s! If I run today, I’ll be a f**king tortoise!”

After shouting, Chen Haocheng felt great.

However, his two brothers kept tugging at his clothes. He frowned. “What are you doing?”

“Is that your home? Is it that dog?” the man in the white s.h.i.+rt asked in a trembling voice.

Chen Haocheng raised his head, looked at his doorstep, and uttered, “Ah… Ah? Ah!”

He went from calm to shock to fright…

Chen Haocheng and the other two widened their eyes, only to see a dog as big as a bull sitting at the door. Its fangs were longer than a finger! Its gaping mouth seemed to be able to eat half a person…

At this moment, Chen Haocheng finally understood why w.a.n.g Guixiang hat gotten him to run. Even ten people wasn’t enough against such a big dog, let alone three people!

“Brother… Brother Chen, I don’t think we can handle this,” the man in the white s.h.i.+rt said with a trembling voice.

“Go… step back. Don’t make a sound. Slowly… don’t alarm him.” Chen Haocheng felt his legs trembling as he retreated with the two of them.

At that moment, the dog suddenly turned its head and grinned at them. It was unknown if it was smiling or doing something else, but the trio felt their scalps tingle!

The man in the t-s.h.i.+rt immediately threw his metal rod and ran off!

This was like a chain reaction. The white-s.h.i.+rted man also threw the dog muzzle and ran.

Seeing this, Chen Haocheng cursed loudly. What are you running for? Then, he ran down the stairs, because he saw that the dog was also coming down!

Downstairs, people gathered together and looked up. They saw the lights in the corridor light up one floor at a time until it reached the fifth floor.

“Master, there are three of them. Can your dog fend them off?” the shop boss asked worriedly.

Fangzheng smiled. “It’s fine… Even thirty will be fine.”

“Will someone die?” the boss thought of the dog’s head and asked worriedly.

Fangzheng shook his head. “No. My dog is really obedient.”

The owner laughed dryly and said, “That’s what all dog owners say.”

Fangzheng: “…”

“Five… Four…”

The shop owner was stunned and asked, “Master, what are you counting?”

Fangzheng said, “Counting down to the moment they let out pig squeals. Three, two…”

“I don’t think so. Chen Haocheng is a pig butcher. He’s very fierce.” The boss shook his head.

“One…” Fangzheng finished counting down.

Then, along the stairwell, they heard: “Ah!!!”

A scream was heard, and the lights in the stairwell were all turned on…