Everywhere In Jianghu Is Wonderful Chapter 8

[Chapter 8 - The hardworking and studious young master Shen!] This rotten role! (1)

Although he comes from a modern society with high information density, but because the issue of seeing a phoenix without any warning is simply too strange, and so Shen Qian Ling has been dreaming while unconscious . Not only is he running wildly in the wilderness, behind him was a phoenix chasing him while spouting fire! With much difficulty he ran to a market with people, and thought that he can finally rest; who knew that he was struck by a big red hydrangea falling from the sky, and upon raising his head he saw Qin Shao Yu shamelessly wearing a red wedding outfit, and so he was finally successfully frightened awake!

"Ah, young master has woke up . " Bao Dou quickly helped him up .  
Candles has been lighted in the room; Shen Qian Ling, with a head full of sweat said, "How long was I unconscious for?" 
"It's incredible, you fainted for quite a few hours . " Bao Dou helped him to wipe his sweat, "Sect leader and mistress, and a few young masters have already came to see young master previously, afterwards the physician said that young master is fine, and then did everyone left one after another .  

Only his parents and his brothers? Shen Qian Ling, with an extremely weak voice, "What about you-know-who?" 
"Young master is asking about sect leader Qin right?" Bao Dou is very clever, "Sect leader Qin went out before this, and hasn't come back yet, young master misses him?" 
I miss his whole family (2), I have things to look for him about alright . Shen Qian Ling weakly waved his hand, "Fine don't bring him up first, tell me about that phoenix in the backyard . "

"Young master is joking, how can that be a phoenix . " Bao Dou's expression is very serious, "Phoenixes are divine creatures that only appear in legends, how it just be seen so nonchalantly . " 
That's still not considered a phoenix, which family's silkie chicken can spread its wings three feet long, Shen Qian Ling really wants to roar out and flip the table .  

"That silkie chicken has already been raised in the Shen family for hundreds of years, legend has it that it was a benefactor that an ancestor met with when they were a naval merchant . " Bao Dou explained, "Although they're all big birds, but in the legends that phoenixes can rebirth via fire, but silkie chickens are extremely scared of fire instead, they're not the same . "

"Benefactor?" Shen Qian Ling once again felt his knowledge has been wiped clean, just what kind of logic does this family has, shouldn't a benefactor be properly wors.h.i.+pped, where's the reason in trapping it in the backyard with a metal chain, and don't even mention that they slaughtered its son to stew soup .

"I'm not clear about this matter either, no matter what young master must remember to not provoke it in the future . " Bao Dou admonished, "The silkie chicken's temperament is not good, although it's leashed by the metal chain, but its wings can still beat a person to death . "
Do you think I want to provoke it, the problem is I ate its son, this grudge has already been long set in stone alright? Tears flowed down Shen Qian Ling's face, "Quickly find someone to strengthen the metal chain . " 

"Don't worry young master, that chain is forged from from black iron (3), and it has being blown by the wind and rained on for hundreds of years, and getting pecked by the divine beast everyday, and nothing has happened to it . " Bao Dou said, "It definitely won't break . " 

"I ate a young divine beast, I won't get condemned by the heavens right?" Shen Qian Ling asked, he doesn't want to get hit by lightning while walking at all .  
"Of course not . " Bao Dou looked at him curiously, "Why does young master think this? Old master, mistress, first young master, second young master, third young master, every one of them has eaten it before . " 

"What?" Shen Qian Ling's brain is in knots .

"The silkie chicken is a hermaphrodite, each year during spring it will give birth to hundreds of eggs, but most of them will be stepped on and broken by itself, so only one is hatched every three, five years, it's sacred nourishment . The very first one was stewed for first young master, then afterwards it was for second young master and third young master, it should be young master's turn already . " Bao Dou said patiently .  

Shen Qian Ling felt like crying again, "Then why when mother brought up the silkie chicken soup, everyone's expressive was so weird?" You people have obviously eaten it before right .  

"Because young master's relations.h.i.+p with it was very good, you frequently brought soybeans to feed it . " Bao Do said, "In fact first young master, second young master wanted to let young master have the soup first, but not only did young master was unwillingly to drink it, you even cause a huge scene a few times because of it, and even said you won't eat it even if you're dead . "

So what everyone was astonished about was absolutely not the silkie chicken, but it's the maniac promise by the original Shen Qian Ling right? Buzzing resounded in Shen Qian Ling's head, he felt that he seemed to have been lied to .  

"Don't keep it in your mind young master . " Seeing that his expression is off, Bao Dou only thought that he felt bad for the divine beast, and so consoled him, "Even if young master doesn't eat it, the little silkie chicken also can't live for long, master has tried to raise a few, but unfortunately nothing has come to fruition . " 

After getting to the bottom of this matter, it's not a big deal anyway . Shen Qian Ling laid in bed and consoled himself, even if it's of vibrant and l.u.s.trous colors, it's still a special breed of bird with a high age, and even if he retreats ten thousands steps and consider it truly as a divine beast, everyone in the Shen family has eaten it before, even if heavens wants to condemn everyone will be in it together . After thinking through and understanding these few points, Shen Qian Ling felt a heavy burden shed from his shoulders, and snuggled into bed .

"Fu-ren has woken up . " A greeting with a hint of laughter traveled from beside his ear . .  
Shen Qian Ling pulled the blanket over his head .  
Out of sight, out of mind .  

"Angry?" Qin Shao Yu sat by the bed, "I heard Bao Dou said you were looking for me?" 
"I didn't" Shen Qian Ling said, m.u.f.fled .  
"Young master was really looking for you previously . " Bao Dou reb.u.t.ted to the side .  

"When did you come in?" Shen Qian Ling sat up with a blus.h.i.+ng face and red ears, "And are you my servant or his?" How can he side with outsiders .
"What difference is there, I will be treated as part of the marriage dowry and sent to Zhui Yin sect anyway . " Bao Dou muttered .     
Shen Qian Ling was successfully choked speechless .
Have some aspirations, young man .  

"What were you looking for me for?" Qin Shao Yu pinched his cheeks .  
Don't just touch me like that ! Even if we are engaged but we are not married yet alright, if you pinch once more I'll cut off your hand! Shen Qian Ling snuggled back into his blanket, "Nothing, leave well, I won't be sending you . " He was frightened to unconsciousness by the phoenix just now, and felt that this world is unimaginably bizarre; according to this a birth by a man is also not impossible, so he wanted to find Qin Shao Yu and plan the future miscarriage . But after his conversation with Bao Dou just now, he has calmed down a lot, and successfully returned to his original personality .  

"Alright, then I'll wait for you to talk when you wish to . " Qin Shao Yu doesn't want to trouble him, "Rest early fu-ren, I will come again tomorrow morning . " 

"Alright, then I'll wait for you to talk when you wish to . " Qin Shao Yu doesn't want to trouble him, "Rest early fu-ren, I will come again tomorrow morning . " 
Don't always run over here . Shen Qian Ling earnestly suggested, "A man should focus on his career first . " 
"So is fu-ren finally willing to learning how to manage the account books?" Qin Shao Yu revealed a look of surprise, "If sect leader knows of this, he will be ecstatic . " 
Shen Qian Ling calmly closed his eyes, "Pretend that I didn't say anything just now . " 
Qin Shao laughed out derisively .
Countless middle fingers lifted in Shen Qian Ling's heart .  

"Young master should treat sect leader Qin better in the future . " After sending off Qin Shao Yu, Bao Dou advised earnestly, "You can avoid getting mistreated when you have married over there . " 
Who said I'll marry him! Shen Qian Ling thought with disdain, "I have already forgotten about him . " 
"But sect leader Qin is treating young master better than before . " Bao Dou defended Qin Shao Yu, "He wasn't like this before, coming over to visit young master once in a while . "
So should I be grateful? Shen Qian Ling pouted, it's not exceptional anyway .

And sect leader Qin even told our sect leader, saying that he wants to bring young master to the streets to shop . " Bao Dou said, "Does young master know how busy is sect leader Qin?" 
I don't care how busy he is, no one begged him to do this either, Shen Qian Ling grabbed his cheeks and said through clenched teeth, "You little traitor!" 
Bao Dou, teary eyed, "Hurts . " 

"Tomorrow he wants to bring me out?" Shen Qian Ling released his hand .  
"If young master doesn't want to go -- " 
"Of course I don't want to go!" Shen Qian Ling is extremely callous .  

"Then there's only the cla.s.s left to go to . " Bao Dou reminded him .  
Wait! Shen Qian Ling frowned, "Go where?" 
"Cla.s.s . " Bao Dou said, "Young master has always been unwilling to practice martial arts, so sect leader invited a considerable number of outstanding people from all over, all just to teach young master, discussing worldly matters . " 

There's even homeschool? Shen Qian Ling sucked in a cold breath, but afterwards he thought a little and felt that it wasn't that scary, there's no mathematics, chemistry or biology here, discussing about worldly matters even seems to be faintly interesting, he's really looking forward to it! And so Shen Qian Ling said delightedly, "Then I'll go to cla.s.s!"

"Ah?" Bao Dou is shocked, "Young master is willing to go to cla.s.s on your own initiative?" 

Shen Qian Ling: " . . . . . . . . "
Could it be that the previous one hated schooling?

Shen Qian Ling: " . . . . . . . . "
Could it be that the previous one hated schooling?
Alright, in his past life he also hated it, but since he's here then he might as well take a look, no matter what it will be better than going out with Qin Shao Yu .  
And so he firmly nodded, "I am extremely willing . " 

Bao Dou could only sigh internally, he really wanted to go shopping tomorrow morning .  

On the morning of the second day, Shen Qian Ling woke up early, and after wearing everything tidily he excitedly ran towards the cla.s.sroom .  
"Young master, slow down . " Bao Dou chased after him with tears flowing down his face while hugging the books, why is he so excited this time, previously his face was full of resentment every time .

"Young master . " The guard at the study saw him and unlocked the bronze lock for him, "Teacher Ceng hasn't arrived, young master can take a look at some books first . " 
Shen Qian Ling thanked him and walked over the threshold, a thick fragrance of books instantly invading head-on .
This is the smell of knowledge!

"Young master, read some books first, I'm going to the kitchen to take some tea and pastries over . " Bao Dou put the books on the table, "What does young master wish to eat?" 
"Anything . " Shen Qian Ling took out a few books along the way .  
Bao Dou made a sound of agreement, turned and ran out the door with a "badabada" . Shen Qian Ling carried the books and returned to the table, excitedly opening the cover, preparing to receive the influence of knowledge, then . . . . he stared with his mouth open .

Two undressed people are hugging each other, what is this unusual drawing!
Erotic drawings?!

If I knew that it was like this, then I would have come earlier!
Shen Qian Ling happily rubbed his hands .
Seems like he has returned to the good times of high school!

Turning to the second page, the corner of Shen Qian Ling's mouth revealed a smile of "everyone knows this", this pose is good, it's just that the woman's chest is a bit flat hey wait she doesn't seem to even have b.r.e.a.s.t.s, hey wait again she seems to have grown something she shouldn't have, hey hey hey . . . . . . Shen Qian Ling sucked in a cold breath, why are both people men?!

But something even more miraculous happened later, because teacher Ceng is a beautiful, purple-clothed jiejie (4) with a huge chest .  
So she wasn't the bearded old man in his imagination; Shen Qian Ling felt he attained something, it can even be called a great surprise! Unfortunately before his surprise reached three seconds, it has already turned into alarm, because the first thing the purple clothed jiejie asked was, "What level has young master practiced his bedroom arts until?"

Shen Qian Ling, stunned, felt that his head was. .h.i.t by lightning .
So she wasn't the bearded old man in his imagination; Shen Qian Ling felt he attained something, it can even be called a great surprise! Unfortunately before his surprise reached three seconds, it has already turned into alarm, because the first thing the purple clothed jiejie asked was, "What level has young master practiced his bedroom arts until?"

Shen Qian Ling, stunned, felt that his head was. .h.i.t by lightning .

Seeing that he only cared about opening his mouth but did not talk, the purple clothed jiejie sighed, "Looks like young master really lost his memories . " 
"So bedro . . . . it's only because you wanted to check if I really lost my memories, and nonchalantly created this lie right?" Shen Qian Ling tried asking .  

"Of course not . " The purple clothed jiejie said, "If young master has forgotten, then we will start practicing from the beginning, no matter what you must master it before marrying sect leader Qin, or else after the wedding, if you're sent back because of poor performance; the Shen family can't stand to lose this face . " 
Shen Qian Ling's face paled, what what what kind of awful words are these!

"But in order to check how much young master has forgotten, we still have to try . " The purple clothed jiejie sat on the couch, "First --"
"You wait first!" Shen Qian Ling's soul has disappeared in shock, lady you don't have to be so unrestrained right?

"Still have to wait?" The purple cloth jiejie is not happy .
Certainly must wait . Tears flowed down Shen Qian Ling's face .
Just what kind of rotten role was left to him!

(1) This rotten role: 烂摊子 - lit . rotten stall . Rather than stall it means something like "the way this [thing/world] works" .  

(2) I miss his whole family : 我想他全家 - again, used in a sarcastic way .   

(3) black iron: 玄铁 - a fictional metal mentioned in the novels of Jin Yong, a famous wuxia writer (RIP) . Something like vibranium from marvel .

(4) jiejie: 姐姐 - older sister . In this case not meant to how that they're related, it's just an informal? way to address a older woman .
 
Let me know if there's any mistakes!
 

[Chapter 8 - The hardworking and studious young master Shen!] This rotten role! (1) Although he comes from a modern society with high information density, but because the issue of seeing a phoenix without any warning is simply too strange, and so Shen Qian Ling has been dreaming while unconscious . Not only is he running wildly in the wilderness, behind him was a phoenix chasing him while spouting fire! With much difficulty he ran to a market with people, and thought that he can finally rest; who knew that he was struck by a big red hydrangea falling from the sky, and upon raising his head he saw Qin Shao Yu shamelessly wearing a red wedding outfit, and so he was finally successfully frightened awake! "Ah, young master has woke up . " Bao Dou quickly helped him up .  . Candles has been lighted in the room; Shen Qian Ling, with a head full of sweat said, "How long was I unconscious for?" . "It's incredible, you fainted for quite a few hours . " Bao Dou helped him to wipe his sweat, "Sect leader and mistress, and a few young masters have already came to see young master previously, afterwards the physician said that young master is fine, and then did everyone left one after another .   Only his parents and his brothers? Shen Qian Ling, with an extremely weak voice, "What about you-know-who?" . "Young master is asking about sect leader Qin right?" Bao Dou is very clever, "Sect leader Qin went out before this, and hasn't come back yet, young master misses him?" . I miss his whole family (2), I have things to look for him about alright . Shen Qian Ling weakly waved his hand, "Fine don't bring him up first, tell me about that phoenix in the backyard . " "Young master is joking, how can that be a phoenix . " Bao Dou's expression is very serious, "Phoenixes are divine creatures that only appear in legends, how it just be seen so nonchalantly . " . That's still not considered a phoenix, which family's silkie chicken can spread its wings three feet long, Shen Qian Ling really wants to roar out and flip the table .   "That silkie chicken has already been raised in the Shen family for hundreds of years, legend has it that it was a benefactor that an ancestor met with when they were a naval merchant . " Bao Dou explained, "Although they're all big birds, but in the legends that phoenixes can rebirth via fire, but silkie chickens are extremely scared of fire instead, they're not the same . " "Benefactor?" Shen Qian Ling once again felt his knowledge has been wiped clean, just what kind of logic does this family has, shouldn't a benefactor be properly wors.h.i.+pped, where's the reason in trapping it in the backyard with a metal chain, and don't even mention that they slaughtered its son to stew soup . "I'm not clear about this matter either, no matter what young master must remember to not provoke it in the future . " Bao Dou admonished, "The silkie chicken's temperament is not good, although it's leashed by the metal chain, but its wings can still beat a person to death . ". Do you think I want to provoke it, the problem is I ate its son, this grudge has already been long set in stone alright? Tears flowed down Shen Qian Ling's face, "Quickly find someone to strengthen the metal chain . "  "Don't worry young master, that chain is forged from from black iron (3), and it has being blown by the wind and rained on for hundreds of years, and getting pecked by the divine beast everyday, and nothing has happened to it . " Bao Dou said, "It definitely won't break . "  "I ate a young divine beast, I won't get condemned by the heavens right?" Shen Qian Ling asked, he doesn't want to get hit by lightning while walking at all .  . "Of course not . " Bao Dou looked at him curiously, "Why does young master think this? Old master, mistress, first young master, second young master, third young master, every one of them has eaten it before . "  "What?" Shen Qian Ling's brain is in knots "The silkie chicken is a hermaphrodite, each year during spring it will give birth to hundreds of eggs, but most of them will be stepped on and broken by itself, so only one is hatched every three, five years, it's sacred nourishment . The very first one was stewed for first young master, then afterwards it was for second young master and third young master, it should be young master's turn already . " Bao Dou said patiently .   Shen Qian Ling felt like crying again, "Then why when mother brought up the silkie chicken soup, everyone's expressive was so weird?" You people have obviously eaten it before right .   "Because young master's relations.h.i.+p with it was very good, you frequently brought soybeans to feed it . " Bao Do said, "In fact first young master, second young master wanted to let young master have the soup first, but not only did young master was unwillingly to drink it, you even cause a huge scene a few times because of it, and even said you won't eat it even if you're dead . " So what everyone was astonished about was absolutely not the silkie chicken, but it's the maniac promise by the original Shen Qian Ling right? Buzzing resounded in Shen Qian Ling's head, he felt that he seemed to have been lied to .   "Don't keep it in your mind young master . " Seeing that his expression is off, Bao Dou only thought that he felt bad for the divine beast, and so consoled him, "Even if young master doesn't eat it, the little silkie chicken also can't live for long, master has tried to raise a few, but unfortunately nothing has come to fruition . "  After getting to the bottom of this matter, it's not a big deal anyway . Shen Qian Ling laid in bed and consoled himself, even if it's of vibrant and l.u.s.trous colors, it's still a special breed of bird with a high age, and even if he retreats ten thousands steps and consider it truly as a divine beast, everyone in the Shen family has eaten it before, even if heavens wants to condemn everyone will be in it together . After thinking through and understanding these few points, Shen Qian Ling felt a heavy burden shed from his shoulders, and snuggled into bed . "Fu-ren has woken up . " A greeting with a hint of laughter traveled from beside his ear  . Shen Qian Ling pulled the blanket over his head .  . Out of sight, out of mind .   "Angry?" Qin Shao Yu sat by the bed, "I heard Bao Dou said you were looking for me?" . "I didn't" Shen Qian Ling said, m.u.f.fled .  . "Young master was really looking for you previously . " Bao Dou reb.u.t.ted to the side .   "When did you come in?" Shen Qian Ling sat up with a blus.h.i.+ng face and red ears, "And are you my servant or his?" How can he side with outsiders "What difference is there, I will be treated as part of the marriage dowry and sent to Zhui Yin sect anyway . " Bao Dou muttered .     . Shen Qian Ling was successfully choked speechless Have some aspirations, young man .   "What were you looking for me for?" Qin Shao Yu pinched his cheeks .  . Don't just touch me like that ! Even if we are engaged but we are not married yet alright, if you pinch once more I'll cut off your hand! Shen Qian Ling snuggled back into his blanket, "Nothing, leave well, I won't be sending you . " He was frightened to unconsciousness by the phoenix just now, and felt that this world is unimaginably bizarre; according to this a birth by a man is also not impossible, so he wanted to find Qin Shao Yu and plan the future miscarriage . But after his conversation with Bao Dou just now, he has calmed down a lot, and successfully returned to his original personality .   "Alright, then I'll wait for you to talk when you wish to . " Qin Shao Yu doesn't want to trouble him, "Rest early fu-ren, I will come again tomorrow morning . " . Don't always run over here . Shen Qian Ling earnestly suggested, "A man should focus on his career first . " . "So is fu-ren finally willing to learning how to manage the account books?" Qin Shao Yu revealed a look of surprise, "If sect leader knows of this, he will be ecstatic . " . Shen Qian Ling calmly closed his eyes, "Pretend that I didn't say anything just now . " . Qin Shao laughed out derisively Countless middle fingers lifted in Shen Qian Ling's heart .   "Young master should treat sect leader Qin better in the future . " After sending off Qin Shao Yu, Bao Dou advised earnestly, "You can avoid getting mistreated when you have married over there . " . Who said I'll marry him! Shen Qian Ling thought with disdain, "I have already forgotten about him . " . "But sect leader Qin is treating young master better than before . " Bao Dou defended Qin Shao Yu, "He wasn't like this before, coming over to visit young master once in a while . ". So should I be grateful? Shen Qian Ling pouted, it's not exceptional anyway . And sect leader Qin even told our sect leader, saying that he wants to bring young master to the streets to shop . " Bao Dou said, "Does young master know how busy is sect leader Qin?" . I don't care how busy he is, no one begged him to do this either, Shen Qian Ling grabbed his cheeks and said through clenched teeth, "You little traitor!" . Bao Dou, teary eyed, "Hurts . "  "Tomorrow he wants to bring me out?" Shen Qian Ling released his hand .  . "If young master doesn't want to go -- " . "Of course I don't want to go!" Shen Qian Ling is extremely callous .   "Then there's only the cla.s.s left to go to . " Bao Dou reminded him .  . Wait! Shen Qian Ling frowned, "Go where?" . "Cla.s.s . " Bao Dou said, "Young master has always been unwilling to practice martial arts, so sect leader invited a considerable number of outstanding people from all over, all just to teach young master, discussing worldly matters . "  There's even homeschool? Shen Qian Ling sucked in a cold breath, but afterwards he thought a little and felt that it wasn't that scary, there's no mathematics, chemistry or biology here, discussing about worldly matters even seems to be faintly interesting, he's really looking forward to it! And so Shen Qian Ling said delightedly, "Then I'll go to cla.s.s!" "Ah?" Bao Dou is shocked, "Young master is willing to go to cla.s.s on your own initiative?"  Shen Qian Ling: " ". Could it be that the previous one hated schooling?. Alright, in his past life he also hated it, but since he's here then he might as well take a look, no matter what it will be better than going out with Qin Shao Yu .  . And so he firmly nodded, "I am extremely willing . "  Bao Dou could only sigh internally, he really wanted to go shopping tomorrow morning .   On the morning of the second day, Shen Qian Ling woke up early, and after wearing everything tidily he excitedly ran towards the cla.s.sroom .  . "Young master, slow down . " Bao Dou chased after him with tears flowing down his face while hugging the books, why is he so excited this time, previously his face was full of resentment every time . "Young master . " The guard at the study saw him and unlocked the bronze lock for him, "Teacher Ceng hasn't arrived, young master can take a look at some books first . " . Shen Qian Ling thanked him and walked over the threshold, a thick fragrance of books instantly invading head-on This is the smell of knowledge! "Young master, read some books first, I'm going to the kitchen to take some tea and pastries over . " Bao Dou put the books on the table, "What does young master wish to eat?" . "Anything . " Shen Qian Ling took out a few books along the way .  . Bao Dou made a sound of agreement, turned and ran out the door with a "badabada" . Shen Qian Ling carried the books and returned to the table, excitedly opening the cover, preparing to receive the influence of knowledge, then he stared with his mouth open . Two undressed people are hugging each other, what is this unusual drawing!. Erotic drawings?! If I knew that it was like this, then I would have come earlier!. Shen Qian Ling happily rubbed his hands Seems like he has returned to the good times of high school! Turning to the second page, the corner of Shen Qian Ling's mouth revealed a smile of "everyone knows this", this pose is good, it's just that the woman's chest is a bit flat hey wait she doesn't seem to even have b.r.e.a.s.t.s, hey wait again she seems to have grown something she shouldn't have, hey hey hey Shen Qian Ling sucked in a cold breath, why are both people men?! But something even more miraculous happened later, because teacher Ceng is a beautiful, purple-clothed jiejie (4) with a huge chest .  . So she wasn't the bearded old man in his imagination; Shen Qian Ling felt he attained something, it can even be called a great surprise! Unfortunately before his surprise reached three seconds, it has already turned into alarm, because the first thing the purple clothed jiejie asked was, "What level has young master practiced his bedroom arts until?" Shen Qian Ling, stunned, felt that his head was. .h.i.t by lightning . Seeing that he only cared about opening his mouth but did not talk, the purple clothed jiejie sighed, "Looks like young master really lost his memories . " . "So bedro it's only because you wanted to check if I really lost my memories, and nonchalantly created this lie right?" Shen Qian Ling tried asking .   "Of course not . " The purple clothed jiejie said, "If young master has forgotten, then we will start practicing from the beginning, no matter what you must master it before marrying sect leader Qin, or else after the wedding, if you're sent back because of poor performance; the Shen family can't stand to lose this face . " . Shen Qian Ling's face paled, what what what kind of awful words are these! "But in order to check how much young master has forgotten, we still have to try . " The purple clothed jiejie sat on the couch, "First --". "You wait first!" Shen Qian Ling's soul has disappeared in shock, lady you don't have to be so unrestrained right? "Still have to wait?" The purple cloth jiejie is not happy Certainly must wait . Tears flowed down Shen Qian Ling's face Just what kind of rotten role was left to him! (1) This rotten role: 烂摊子 - lit . rotten stall . Rather than stall it means something like "the way this [thing/world] works" .   (2) I miss his whole family : 我想他全家 - again, used in a sarcastic way .    (3) black iron: 玄铁 - a fictional metal mentioned in the novels of Jin Yong, a famous wuxia writer (RIP) . Something like vibranium from marvel . (4) jiejie: 姐姐 - older sister . In this case not meant to how that they're related, it's just an informal? way to address a older woman  . Let me know if there's any mistakes!.  .

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