Everywhere In Jianghu Is Wonderful Chapter 9

[Chapter 9 - Scoundrel!] Mother will support you

"Why do I have to learn . . . this kind of stuff?" Shen Qian Ling totally wanted to cry his eyes out, shouldn't be things like erotic drawing be seen secretly at home, how can it be moved into plain sight and talked about so openly .

The purple clothed jiejie said, "Because sect leader Qin is a dragon among men . " (1)
How is this even related to me! Shen Qian Ling is stunned by this kind of G.o.dly logic .  
He is a dragon among men so I have to learn bedroom arts, if he's really the son of a dragon from the heavens (2) then wouldn't I have to learn shape s.h.i.+fting?
Then why doesn't he just marry an Ultraman .

"So there's many people who want to marry sect leader . " The purple clothed sister slowly and calmly finished her sentence, "If young master wants to catch sect leader, then a whole suite of unusual bedroom arts (3) must be learned . " 

A sudden clap of thunder echoed through the plains; Shen Qian Ling already doesn't know what kind of expression should he face all these with .  

"Can we start now?" The purple clothed sister saw that he didn't speak for half a day, only opening his mouth in a daze, and so urged him .
Of course not . Shen Qian Ling covered his stomach, "Stomach hurts . "
The purple clothed sister looked at him speechlessly .  

"Why don't we learn about it some other day . " Shen Qian Ling scampered and rushed out .
The purple clothed sister: " . . . . . . . . . . . "

"Ya, young master slow down . " Bao Dou b.u.mped into him just as he entered the entrance, almost falling onto the ground .  
"Go back quickly . " Shen Qian Ling pulled him and ran .  
"What happened?" Bao Dou's anxious and his head is full of fog, "Did Teacher Ceng arrive?"
I wouldn't be like this if she didn't come . Shen Qian Ling ran to the garden in one breath, leaning against a decorative mountain and panting .  

"Just what happened?" Bao Dou is truly bewildered, "The teacher wants to hit you?"
It's alright if she wants to hit me, looking at her att.i.tude it's more like she wants to jump me . Shen Qian Ling grabbed Bao Dou's hand and questioned closely, "When did that teacher arrive at the manor?"
Bao Dou's words are shocking, "At least a year ago . "
Shen Qian Ling sucked in a cold breath, a year, how many cla.s.ses are there, even if it's once a month it would be twelve times alright . Twelve times, twelve times, he can't even think about what happened in the meantime .  

"Young master . " Bao Dou waved his hand in front of his face, "Don't scare me, nothing happened right?"
"So she professionally teaches . . . this?" Shen Qian Ling is extremely at a loss .  

Bao Dou blushed, "Yes . " 

Shen Qian Ling sat on the rock with tears in his eyes, "You say, she's a fine lady, why is she doing such a shady thing . " Isn't it better to be a bit introverted and shy, and she still dress so revealing like others, what kind of era is this for her to dress so revealing .
"She is not a normal lady . " Bao Dou said in a small voice, "She's a famous great master from Jiang Nan . " 
To be able to even be a great master in this sort of thing, Shen Qian Ling's tears flowed freely, in comparison the previous world where p.o.r.nography are eradicated and illegal publications are removed is simply too inferior .  

"During that time the mistress was afraid that young master was confused and ignorant, so she invited Teacher Ceng to hold a cla.s.s . " Bao Dou said, "This sort of things are really taught by people before the wedding, it's just that mistress was a bit more anxious, and was afraid that sect leader Qin was tempted away by a fox vixen, so she, erm, brought it forward . " 
She has too much foresight already, how can there be such a mother . Shen Qian Ling's feelings are indescribably complex, and even suspected that the fox immortal incident is incited by this mother, can he still be sure he's her biological son . He couldn't hold his tears back at all, "Is there any way to let her leave? That Teacher Ceng, oh right what's her name?"
"Ceng Xian Xian . " Bao Dou said, "Young master wishes for her to leave?"
Shen Qian Ling nodded vigorously .

"I'm afraid it can't be done . " Bao Dou said, "That time mistress spent a lot of effort to invite her here, and . . . "
"And what?" Shen Qian Ling is curious .
Bao Dou gathered by his ear with an air of mystery, "And apparently Teacher Ceng also imparted a lot of methods to mistress, their relations.h.i.+p is very good . "
Shen Qian Ling: " . . . . . "
Mother please have mercy on father he's almost sixty .

"You're almost eighteen, right?" Shen Qian Ling pinched his cheek, "I want to ask you a few questions . " Although it's not too good to discuss this sort of things with an underaged person, but there's no other way, it's still better than asking the purple clothed sister .
"Please say, young master . " Bao Dou is very obedient .
"When Teacher Ceng was holding her cla.s.s, were you always by my side?" Shen Qian Ling said .
Bao Dou nodded, "I was around most of the time . "

Shen Qian Ling relaxed slightly, then nothing too excessive should have happened . At least nothing serious would have happened .
And so he continued, "What did she teach then?"
Bao Dou said, "Bedroom arts . "
Shen Qian Ling choked, I know it's bedroom arts, I'm asking about the details .  
"It's those things . " The more Bao Dou's face reddened, the softer his voice became, "And there's often some weird items . "
Shen Qian Ling is in disarray within the wind, feeling that his worldview has been changed again .  

"Teacher Ceng even said, if only young master is willing to work hard, and practice properly, sect leader Qin, in front of young master, will definitely lose his composu--wu . "
"Kids shouldn't talk about this . " Shen Qian Ling's face and ears are red .

"Ke . " A light laugh suddenly came from behind him .
"Ah . " Shen Qian Ling got a shock .

"Fu-ren is embarra.s.sed?" Qin Shao Yu walked out from behind the decorative mountain, eyes full of mirth .  
Shen Qian Ling glared at him, "Despicable . " Eavesdropping on other people .  
"This word is wrongly accused . " Qin Shao Yu walked to his side, "I was sleeping in the sun here just now, it's fu-ren yourself who ran over and said it to me, how can it be that I'm in the wrong now?"
"Humph . " Shen Qian Ling, pulling Bao Dou, turned and left .  

"Since you don't wish to go to cla.s.s, I can bring you to the market?" Qin Shao Yu quickened a few steps, walking by his side .
"Many thanks, there's no need . " Shen Qian Ling didn't look at him at all .
Visiting the market, it instantly sounds inferior once brought up . There's many who want to hook up with me in my past life, in this life they definitely aren't few either, even if this market of yours is in the plans it will be thirty years later .

"It's no better to be stuck indoors . " Qin Shao Yu said, "There's many people outside, there's stuff to see . " 
Shen Qian Ling continued ignoring him .  

"Fu-ren---"
"Shut up . "

Bao Dou glanced at Qin Shao Yu with pity .  

"After you lost your memories, you sure got more daring . " Qin Shao Yu didn't get angry, and reached out to pinch his nape .  
"What are you doing . " Shen Qian Ling felt a pain in his neck, and angrily said, "You want to hit me?"
Qin Shao Yu casually picked him up by his legs .

Shen Qian Ling, in a great shock, "Quickly put me down . "
Qin Shao Yu bent his legs, and went over the yard wall to outside .
"Help . . . . " The sound lingered and echoed .
Bao Dou is dumbstruck .

"What happened?" Shen Qian Feng rushed over upon hearing the commotion .
Bao Dou said, "Sect leader Qin carried young master and flew away . "
Shen Qian Feng: " . . . . . . . "

"You, this scoundrel . " Shen Qian Ling struggled with all his might, almost wanting to cry again .  
Qin Shao Yu . carrying him, landed on top of a hundred year old tree, letting him sit properly on a tree branch .  

"Ah!" Shen Qian Ling's face paled in fright, he's scared of heights, he will feel dizzy when it's over ten meters .  
"Scared?" Qin Shao Yu asked purposely .

"Ah!" Shen Qian Ling's face paled in fright, he's scared of heights, he will feel dizzy when it's over ten meters .  
"Scared?" Qin Shao Yu asked purposely .
Shen Qian Ling lied down and hugged the tree branch like a monkey, closing his eyes tightly along the way .
Qin Shao Yu looked at his posture with complicated feelings .
This is simply too ugly .  

Shen Qian Ling quivered, his whole body trembling .  
Qin Shao Yu finally realized that something is wrong, and pulled him up with a slight frown, "Why are you crying?"
"Bring me down . " Shen Qian Ling's face is deathly pale .  
Qin Shao Yu didn't ask more, carrying him and jumping into a small alley .  

Shen Qian Ling's entire body was cold, he was obviously not just lightly shocked .  
"Alright?" Qin Shao Yu wiped the cold sweat on his forehead .  
Shen Qian Ling squatted on the ground and held his head, thinking about the incident five years ago .
The protective mechanisms failed when he was filming, and he fell from the sky with another actor; he was lucky enough to land on a plastic canopy, and only had superficial injuries, but the other person forever didn't wake up .

"Ling-er . " Qin Shao Yu's voice is light, "I was teasing you, why would I really let you fall down . "
Shen Qian Ling continued to bury his head in his knees, his head aching till it wanted to split open . After that incident, he stayed in the hospital for half a year, the image of him falling down appearing once he closed his eyes; afterwards, under the guidance of the psychologist did he eventually walk out of the shadow, but he developed a fear of heights; he will feel dizzy if he's standing somewhere high up with nothing surrounding him, extras must be used even in a simple fight scene .

"We are going home . " Qin Shao Yu helped him up .
Shen Qian Ling closed his eyes, the color of his face like white paper .  

"Young master what happened?" Bao Dou is tidying up in the room, and suddenly saw that Shen Qian Ling was carried in half dead, and so got a shock .
"Get some hot water . " Qin Shao Yu placed him on the bed .

"I'm alright . " Shen Qian Ling said exhaustedly, "You can leave . "
"You're really this afraid?" Qin Shao Yu hesitated .
Shen Qian Ling closed his eyes, obviously not wanting to talk with him anymore .

"Sect leader, here's the hot water . " Bao Dou ran in with a big basin .
Qin Shao Yu twisted dry a handkerchief, helping him to wipe away the cold sweat on his forehead and palms, "I won't bring you to high places anymore . "
Shen Qian Ling hugged his blanket and turned away .

Bao Dou looked at Qin Shao Yu with worry -- what did you do to my young master again? How can something happen in such a short time .  
"Take good care of him . " Qin Shao Yu stood up, turning and walked out the door .

Shen Qian Ling kept looking at the wall in a daze, Bao Dou felt uncertain, so he could only secretly run to find Shen Qian Feng, and brought Lady Shen who he coincidentally met .
"Take good care of him . " Qin Shao Yu stood up, turning and walked out the door .

Shen Qian Ling kept looking at the wall in a daze, Bao Dou felt uncertain, so he could only secretly run to find Shen Qian Feng, and brought Lady Shen who he coincidentally met .

"My poor Ling-er . " A familiar voice sounded in the small yard once again .
Shen Qian Ling opened his eyes dazedly, his head still a dizzy .  
"What happened again . " Lady Shen is sitting by the bed side .
"Nothing . " Just as Shen Qian Ling managed to sit upright, he was taken into her arms .

"Why are you frightened till your face's white . " Lady Shen is in great distress, "How did that jerk bully you?"
Shen Qian Feng, grudgingly, "Mother you should ask properly first, it may not be Shao Yu's fault . "
"If it's not him then it's Ling-er himself?" Lady Shen glared at him, "If you don't stand on your brother's side, I will let your father beat you . "
Shen Qian Feng: " . . . . . . . . . "

Shen Qian Ling's face is buried in her chest, feeling as if he's going to suffocate .
He can't breathe .

"Be good, how did he bully you?" Lady Shen patted on his back, "Don't be scared, say it out and mother will support you . "
I want to say it, but you have to let me go first . Shen Qian Ling wished to cry but didn't have tears .
And why does his mother have such great strength .
It's unscientific .

"Mother . " Luckily Shen Qian Feng couldn't stand it anymore, and pulled him out .  
Shen Qian Ling quickly took the time to take a few deep breaths .

This kind of extreme mother's love, it's expectedly unable to be enjoyed .

(1) dragon among men: 人中龙凤 - lit . dragon and phoenix among people . Means a heroic figure among people . Dragon is refers to men while phoenix refers to women, so I chose to omit a part for flow .

(2) son of a dragon from the heavens: 真龙天子 - lit . real dragon son of heaven . In the past, emperors are regarded as the son of heaven and the personification of a dragon, so this idiom usually refers to emperors . Shen Qian Ling is using it to imply that Qin Shao Yu is an actual dragon .  

(3) exemplary bedroom arts: 颠鸳倒凤的床上功夫 - lit . bedroom arts that's upside down till the phoenix, there's a double meaning here . 颠鸳倒凤 means unusual, but also means s.e.xual intercourse (idk)

[Chapter 9 - Scoundrel!] Mother will support you "Why do I have to learn . this kind of stuff?" Shen Qian Ling totally wanted to cry his eyes out, shouldn't be things like erotic drawing be seen secretly at home, how can it be moved into plain sight and talked about so openly . The purple clothed jiejie said, "Because sect leader Qin is a dragon among men . " (1). How is this even related to me! Shen Qian Ling is stunned by this kind of G.o.dly logic .  . He is a dragon among men so I have to learn bedroom arts, if he's really the son of a dragon from the heavens (2) then wouldn't I have to learn shape s.h.i.+fting?. Then why doesn't he just marry an Ultraman . "So there's many people who want to marry sect leader . " The purple clothed sister slowly and calmly finished her sentence, "If young master wants to catch sect leader, then a whole suite of unusual bedroom arts (3) must be learned . "  A sudden clap of thunder echoed through the plains; Shen Qian Ling already doesn't know what kind of expression should he face all these with .   "Can we start now?" The purple clothed sister saw that he didn't speak for half a day, only opening his mouth in a daze, and so urged him Of course not . Shen Qian Ling covered his stomach, "Stomach hurts . ". The purple clothed sister looked at him speechlessly .   "Why don't we learn about it some other day . " Shen Qian Ling scampered and rushed out The purple clothed sister: " . " "Ya, young master slow down . " Bao Dou b.u.mped into him just as he entered the entrance, almost falling onto the ground .  . "Go back quickly . " Shen Qian Ling pulled him and ran .  . "What happened?" Bao Dou's anxious and his head is full of fog, "Did Teacher Ceng arrive?". I wouldn't be like this if she didn't come . Shen Qian Ling ran to the garden in one breath, leaning against a decorative mountain and panting .   "Just what happened?" Bao Dou is truly bewildered, "The teacher wants to hit you?". It's alright if she wants to hit me, looking at her att.i.tude it's more like she wants to jump me . Shen Qian Ling grabbed Bao Dou's hand and questioned closely, "When did that teacher arrive at the manor?". Bao Dou's words are shocking, "At least a year ago . ". Shen Qian Ling sucked in a cold breath, a year, how many cla.s.ses are there, even if it's once a month it would be twelve times alright . Twelve times, twelve times, he can't even think about what happened in the meantime .   "Young master . " Bao Dou waved his hand in front of his face, "Don't scare me, nothing happened right?". "So she professionally teaches . this?" Shen Qian Ling is extremely at a loss .  . Bao Dou blushed, "Yes . "  Shen Qian Ling sat on the rock with tears in his eyes, "You say, she's a fine lady, why is she doing such a shady thing . " Isn't it better to be a bit introverted and shy, and she still dress so revealing like others, what kind of era is this for her to dress so revealing "She is not a normal lady . " Bao Dou said in a small voice, "She's a famous great master from Jiang Nan . " . To be able to even be a great master in this sort of thing, Shen Qian Ling's tears flowed freely, in comparison the previous world where p.o.r.nography are eradicated and illegal publications are removed is simply too inferior .   "During that time the mistress was afraid that young master was confused and ignorant, so she invited Teacher Ceng to hold a cla.s.s . " Bao Dou said, "This sort of things are really taught by people before the wedding, it's just that mistress was a bit more anxious, and was afraid that sect leader Qin was tempted away by a fox vixen, so she, erm, brought it forward . " . She has too much foresight already, how can there be such a mother . Shen Qian Ling's feelings are indescribably complex, and even suspected that the fox immortal incident is incited by this mother, can he still be sure he's her biological son . He couldn't hold his tears back at all, "Is there any way to let her leave? That Teacher Ceng, oh right what's her name?". "Ceng Xian Xian . " Bao Dou said, "Young master wishes for her to leave?". Shen Qian Ling nodded vigorously . "I'm afraid it can't be done . " Bao Dou said, "That time mistress spent a lot of effort to invite her here, and . ". "And what?" Shen Qian Ling is curious Bao Dou gathered by his ear with an air of mystery, "And apparently Teacher Ceng also imparted a lot of methods to mistress, their relations.h.i.+p is very good . ". Shen Qian Ling: " . ". Mother please have mercy on father he's almost sixty . "You're almost eighteen, right?" Shen Qian Ling pinched his cheek, "I want to ask you a few questions . " Although it's not too good to discuss this sort of things with an underaged person, but there's no other way, it's still better than asking the purple clothed sister "Please say, young master . " Bao Dou is very obedient "When Teacher Ceng was holding her cla.s.s, were you always by my side?" Shen Qian Ling said Bao Dou nodded, "I was around most of the time . " Shen Qian Ling relaxed slightly, then nothing too excessive should have happened . At least nothing serious would have happened And so he continued, "What did she teach then?". Bao Dou said, "Bedroom arts . ". Shen Qian Ling choked, I know it's bedroom arts, I'm asking about the details .  . "It's those things . " The more Bao Dou's face reddened, the softer his voice became, "And there's often some weird items . ". Shen Qian Ling is in disarray within the wind, feeling that his worldview has been changed again .   "Teacher Ceng even said, if only young master is willing to work hard, and practice properly, sect leader Qin, in front of young master, will definitely lose his composu--wu . ". "Kids shouldn't talk about this . " Shen Qian Ling's face and ears are red . "Ke . " A light laugh suddenly came from behind him "Ah . " Shen Qian Ling got a shock . "Fu-ren is embarra.s.sed?" Qin Shao Yu walked out from behind the decorative mountain, eyes full of mirth .  . Shen Qian Ling glared at him, "Despicable . " Eavesdropping on other people .  . "This word is wrongly accused . " Qin Shao Yu walked to his side, "I was sleeping in the sun here just now, it's fu-ren yourself who ran over and said it to me, how can it be that I'm in the wrong now?". "Humph . " Shen Qian Ling, pulling Bao Dou, turned and left .   "Since you don't wish to go to cla.s.s, I can bring you to the market?" Qin Shao Yu quickened a few steps, walking by his side "Many thanks, there's no need . " Shen Qian Ling didn't look at him at all Visiting the market, it instantly sounds inferior once brought up . There's many who want to hook up with me in my past life, in this life they definitely aren't few either, even if this market of yours is in the plans it will be thirty years later . "It's no better to be stuck indoors . " Qin Shao Yu said, "There's many people outside, there's stuff to see . " . Shen Qian Ling continued ignoring him .   "Fu-ren---". "Shut up . " Bao Dou glanced at Qin Shao Yu with pity .   "After you lost your memories, you sure got more daring . " Qin Shao Yu didn't get angry, and reached out to pinch his nape .  . "What are you doing . " Shen Qian Ling felt a pain in his neck, and angrily said, "You want to hit me?". Qin Shao Yu casually picked him up by his legs . Shen Qian Ling, in a great shock, "Quickly put me down . ". Qin Shao Yu bent his legs, and went over the yard wall to outside "Help " The sound lingered and echoed Bao Dou is dumbstruck . "What happened?" Shen Qian Feng rushed over upon hearing the commotion Bao Dou said, "Sect leader Qin carried young master and flew away . ". Shen Qian Feng: " . " "You, this scoundrel . " Shen Qian Ling struggled with all his might, almost wanting to cry again .  . Qin Shao Yu . carrying him, landed on top of a hundred year old tree, letting him sit properly on a tree branch .   "Ah!" Shen Qian Ling's face paled in fright, he's scared of heights, he will feel dizzy when it's over ten meters .  . "Scared?" Qin Shao Yu asked purposely Shen Qian Ling lied down and hugged the tree branch like a monkey, closing his eyes tightly along the way Qin Shao Yu looked at his posture with complicated feelings This is simply too ugly .   Shen Qian Ling quivered, his whole body trembling .  . Qin Shao Yu finally realized that something is wrong, and pulled him up with a slight frown, "Why are you crying?". "Bring me down . " Shen Qian Ling's face is deathly pale .  . Qin Shao Yu didn't ask more, carrying him and jumping into a small alley .   Shen Qian Ling's entire body was cold, he was obviously not just lightly shocked .  . "Alright?" Qin Shao Yu wiped the cold sweat on his forehead .  . Shen Qian Ling squatted on the ground and held his head, thinking about the incident five years ago The protective mechanisms failed when he was filming, and he fell from the sky with another actor; he was lucky enough to land on a plastic canopy, and only had superficial injuries, but the other person forever didn't wake up . "Ling-er . " Qin Shao Yu's voice is light, "I was teasing you, why would I really let you fall down . ". Shen Qian Ling continued to bury his head in his knees, his head aching till it wanted to split open . After that incident, he stayed in the hospital for half a year, the image of him falling down appearing once he closed his eyes; afterwards, under the guidance of the psychologist did he eventually walk out of the shadow, but he developed a fear of heights; he will feel dizzy if he's standing somewhere high up with nothing surrounding him, extras must be used even in a simple fight scene . "We are going home . " Qin Shao Yu helped him up Shen Qian Ling closed his eyes, the color of his face like white paper .   "Young master what happened?" Bao Dou is tidying up in the room, and suddenly saw that Shen Qian Ling was carried in half dead, and so got a shock "Get some hot water . " Qin Shao Yu placed him on the bed . "I'm alright . " Shen Qian Ling said exhaustedly, "You can leave . ". "You're really this afraid?" Qin Shao Yu hesitated Shen Qian Ling closed his eyes, obviously not wanting to talk with him anymore . "Sect leader, here's the hot water . " Bao Dou ran in with a big basin Qin Shao Yu twisted dry a handkerchief, helping him to wipe away the cold sweat on his forehead and palms, "I won't bring you to high places anymore . ". Shen Qian Ling hugged his blanket and turned away . Bao Dou looked at Qin Shao Yu with worry -- what did you do to my young master again? How can something happen in such a short time .  . "Take good care of him . " Qin Shao Yu stood up, turning and walked out the door . Shen Qian Ling kept looking at the wall in a daze, Bao Dou felt uncertain, so he could only secretly run to find Shen Qian Feng, and brought Lady Shen who he coincidentally met . "My poor Ling-er . " A familiar voice sounded in the small yard once again Shen Qian Ling opened his eyes dazedly, his head still a dizzy .  . "What happened again . " Lady Shen is sitting by the bed side "Nothing . " Just as Shen Qian Ling managed to sit upright, he was taken into her arms . "Why are you frightened till your face's white . " Lady Shen is in great distress, "How did that jerk bully you?". Shen Qian Feng, grudgingly, "Mother you should ask properly first, it may not be Shao Yu's fault . ". "If it's not him then it's Ling-er himself?" Lady Shen glared at him, "If you don't stand on your brother's side, I will let your father beat you . ". Shen Qian Feng: " . " Shen Qian Ling's face is buried in her chest, feeling as if he's going to suffocate He can't breathe . "Be good, how did he bully you?" Lady Shen patted on his back, "Don't be scared, say it out and mother will support you . ". I want to say it, but you have to let me go first . Shen Qian Ling wished to cry but didn't have tears And why does his mother have such great strength It's unscientific . "Mother . " Luckily Shen Qian Feng couldn't stand it anymore, and pulled him out .  . Shen Qian Ling quickly took the time to take a few deep breaths . This kind of extreme mother's love, it's expectedly unable to be enjoyed (1) dragon among men: 人中龙凤 - lit . dragon and phoenix among people . Means a heroic figure among people . Dragon is refers to men while phoenix refers to women, so I chose to omit a part for flow . (2) son of a dragon from the heavens: 真龙天子 - lit . real dragon son of heaven . In the past, emperors are regarded as the son of heaven and the personification of a dragon, so this idiom usually refers to emperors . Shen Qian Ling is using it to imply that Qin Shao Yu is an actual dragon .   (3) exemplary bedroom arts: 颠鸳倒凤的床上功夫 - lit . bedroom arts that's upside down till the phoenix, there's a double meaning here . 颠鸳倒凤 means unusual, but also means s.e.xual intercourse (idk).