Cyber Ghosts Chapter 127 Get Ready, "Master Hongjun"!

"Of course, this young man was particularly nervous and came to see us. After seeing your face..." Liu Shuai touched his chest and waited for a while before continuing, "He immediately knelt on the ground and called you Master Hongjun. Oh, he was so pious that we couldn't even pull it up!"

"Didn't you ask him why?" Hao Ning thought that this Nezha was very interesting, but there must be a reason, "Could it be mistaken? I really think that I'm a 'Mr. Average'. Maybe look like Master Hongjun!"

After saying that, Hao Ning could not help laughing.

"Of course we asked," Zhou Yuan smiled and said with a nod, "but after all this trouble last night, he was so frightened that he refused to tell us anything. We also asked other questions, but he began to talk nonsense."

"You are a visionary, absolutely, and you ought to feel ashamed of yourself for saying that you are a 'Mr. Average'." Liu Shuai said with a smile as he heard Hao Ning's nonsense. "No one really has painted a portrait of Master Hongjun, and Taoism even did not recognize the existence of Master Hongjun as a G.o.d at all, okay? There is no temple of Master Hongjun at all, still less burning incense. Without incense, how could this G.o.d has come into being?"

"Hey, you can't be so absolute." Hao Ning stopped laughing. He was now slowly aware of some of the relations.h.i.+p between G.o.d and faith, so he knew characters that were written by novelists like Master Hongjun were unlikely to become G.o.ds because of poor attendance, but there was no absolute truth in the world. Therefore, Hao Ning still guessed with a smile, "Maybe people have a lot of faith in some old fairy tales like 'Creation of the G.o.ds', and Master Hongjun has a very high position in that tale. Maybe I am really his reincarnation."

"Hahaha..." Liu Shuai did not care about Hao Ning's feeling, "If you are reincarnated by Mater Hongjun. Then I am The Original, no, I am the jade plate of the creator...hey? Is that the jade plate of the creator or the Original first appeared?"

Zhou Yuan listened to their conversations in some perplexity, "What is The Original and the jade plate of the creator?"

Hao Ning knew well what Liu Shuai was talking about. These two things Liu Shuai said were newly created by online novels in recent decades, which was anterior to Master Hongjun. As a human being, once you wanted to know the reason, there would be an infinite imagination in your mind. As long as someone created Master Hongjun, others must ask endlessly who was anterior to it? This kind of thing was just like taking the stairs－If you made one up, you could certainly make another one up and you didn't have to expect anyone to wors.h.i.+p it anyway. However, it was just that people like Zhou Yuan, who hardly read online novels, couldn't understand it at all.

"Both the jade plate of the creator and the Original," Hao Ning looked at Zhou Yuan and explained patiently, "These two things are theoretically more powerful than Master Hongjun. This guy is particularly powerful. His spit can destroy our earth, no, our universe, no no no, our countless universes."

"Wow, is that really such powerful?" Zhou Yuan could not help but he was surprised and asked seriously, "Who is it exactly? Why I've never heard of it?"

"Of course, it's powerful!" Liu Shuai smiled and said, "But just in theory, in fact, his incense is not as good as..." Liu Shuai pulled out the Falling Treasure Coin he had just now, "It's not as much as the faith of the people who have acc.u.mulated on this coin."

"Why?" Zhou Yuan was confused, "Why such a powerful G.o.d without any stream of pilgrims?"

"Because he made it up, hahaha!" Hao Ning could not help laughing and said, "And it has been made up in the past few years. In terms of the time when the jade plate of the creator and The Original were made up, it was produced even later than me who is a pure and pute post-2000s generation! If you think about it, you will find that it has been made up for a few years. No one has set up a temple, and there is certainly not much faith. How can it become a G.o.d?"

"So..." Zhou Yuan suddenly realized, "you are amusing me! How can this imaginary thing become a G.o.d?"

"I don't agree with that," Liu Shuai said, looking at Zhou Yuan with his smile fading away. "Whether or not to become a G.o.d doesn't depend on whether it is imaginary, but on whether people believe it. As long as more people believe in it, it becomes faith, and it is possible to become a G.o.d."

"All right," Hao Ning made a stop gesture when he saw Zhou Yuan wanted to argue with Liu Shuai, "We don't need to argue about this. Maybe in a few hundred years, people will believe it. There is really the Original who will be born."

"Yes, we seek common ground while reserving differences," Liu Shuai agreed, and then said to Hao Ning, "As for Master Hongjun..." After saying that, Hao Ning tried to kick Liu Shuai's a.s.s, but Liu Shuai avoided it. "Nezha said he would visit us in a few days...of course, especially visit you. You really need to well perform. Whatever props you want to prepare, we will all buy for you, such as apples, bananas, dragon fruit, longan, rice, incense, wreath and couple. But if we haven't buy any high-grade sandalwood, you can only use mosquito repellent incense instead."

"Get out, and your filthy mouth cannot utter decent language." Hao Ning was still a little proud when he heard this performance. However, when he heard Liu Shuai wanted to buy him a wreath and the couplet, he knew that Liu Shuai had no good intentions. "Liu Shuai, you are getting crafty and not that unsophisticated programmer I know anymore."

"Wen always loves the naughty me." Liu Shuai chuckled. It seems that men who really have love will be different, "But seriously, you should think about how to explain it. We can't be timid when Nezha comes, can we? At least we have G.o.ds on our side." Liu Shuai looked at the confused moment G.o.d, and Long Fei, who looked like a wealth fan and looking at those magic weapons even couldn't be pulled out of his eyes. Liu Shuai sighed. Although there were two G.o.ds here, from the outlook appearance, they had nothing like the same cla.s.s or quality with Nezha!

"Wait!...How does Nezha know where I am?" Hao Ning said doubtfully, "It won't be..."

"Of course, we told him where you work!" Liu Shuai's eyes narrowed with laughter and could not see his pupils, "In order to cooperate with him, we had to promise to say that you were reincarnated by Master Hongjun, and your memory might be a little vague. So, we also asked him not to scare you."

"You..." Hao Ning thought of the mess on the table in the company. "Oh, my G.o.d, you know what? I'm the Master Hongjun! What about my Purple Heaven Palace? Is that the desk with c.o.ke and potato chips? What a mess! Where's my cloud bed? Is that a hundred and fifty dollar swivel seat? Are you crazy? There's a hole in that seat! Did you mean to expose me? "

"Well, I can't say that." Liu Shuai yawned. He must have been up all night, therefore, by this time he was sleepy, "There were so many strange things all at once last night. Don't we really get to know it? This Nezha seems to be interested in you. We just took this opportunity to find out what was going on with that Mr. Fei. If we could know how to get Qili's soul back..." Liu Shuai said and looked at Zhou Yuan, "and there are still the souls of those gorks in the hands of the exorcism gate. And if you can get them back..."

"If you can get them back, you think Wen would be happier, don't you?" Somehow, Hao Ning was very energetic. When he heard that, he finally knew Liu Shuai's purpose, waving his hands and saying, "I can tell you clearly. You had not counted on one detail. Wen did not know at all that the souls of those gorks had been replaced with animal souls, and that there was something wrong with them. Even if you found the souls of those people, you could not invite merit from Wen. She does not believe in G.o.d and ghost. Maybe after you had explained it, she will feel that you are garrulous. I finally help you to earn some place in the heart of Wen, but it is likely to be such a toss by you and then completely gone! Don't say that I didn't warn you..."

"Ah? I was wrong!" Liu Shuai then changed his facial expression, patted his thighs, and said angrily, "Why didn't I think of that? I just thinking about..." At this point, he secretly took a peek at the others and found that Zhou Yuan dozed off and did not listen to what he was saying. Long Fei looked at several magic weapons on the table, intending to move but without the nerve. Liu Shuai sighed secretly, and blamed himself for not thinking clearly. He bit the bullet and said, "Even so, it's not a bad thing to know more about it."

"Oh," Hao Ning looked pitifully at Liu Shuai's face, no longer answering his words, but he just said, "Sleep!" After that, he went into his bedroom. Zhou Yuan yawned so much that he couldn't stop, hurriedly following Hao Ning into the bedroom.

Unexpectedly, Hao Ning got angry about Zhou Yuan hammered his chest, glaring at Zhou Yuan: "You dirty little rascal, get out!"

"I'm not a dirty rascal," Zhou Yuan was unconvinced, but did not dare to go any further, who murmured, "That is just my newly discovered h.o.m.oerotic novel..."

"What about me?" Long Fei mistakenly thought that the most powerful here is Hao Ning, he wanted to cotton up to Hao Ning and said, "May I come in?"

"You..." Hao Ning was thinking that it didn't matter if there was a dragon. But when he looked at Zhou Yuan's "I understand" expression, he knew that Zhou Yuan must have matched him and Long Fei to some two characters in Zhou Yuan's h.o.m.oerotic novel, and said hurriedly, "No, I don't like your strong garlic smell－not even you are a dragon!"

"Well, then I'd better go back to my temple." Long Fei also soured his face and clapped his fingers, and then with a sound of water flowing from the bathroom, he disappeared with a splash.

"It's brilliant to be the dragon G.o.d. His power of water release is really fast." Hao Ning smiled and sighed with emotion. Suddenly, he felt wrong and hurriedly went to the toilet to take a look. His face was even more soured than Liu Shuai's face, and said, "s.h.i.+t! s.h.i.+t! s.h.i.+t!"

"What's wrong with you?" Liu Shuai was immersed in his sadness for the miscalculation after Hao Ning's detailed a.n.a.lysis. Seeing Hao Ning's face, he could not help but some happy. A kind of inexplicable revenge feeling welled up in his heart. And still, he pretended to care about and asked, "What's the matter? What happened?"

"Long Fei's water release..." Hao Ning looked at Liu Shuai, and nervously said, "Unexpectedly, he used my toilet sewer water!"

"So what?" Liu Shuai did not understand for a time, "The toilet sewer water is smooth, moreover, what does it matter to you?"

"Have you forgotten?" Hao Ning could not help shaking, who hurriedly took off his coat into the bathroom, and opened the shower ready to take a bath. Before closing the door, he stretched out his head and said the last word, "Long Fei once took us with the water to escape! It was the same plop at the time!"

"s.h.i.+t...I want to take a bath!" Liu Shuai immediately figured out that he had been "water-released" by Long Fei from the toilet! He quickly took off his clothes and knocked on the bathroom door, "Open the door! I feel like I stink all over now!"

"No! Get out of here...Don't come in!" The bathroom door has been locked, only leaving Liu Shuai despair voice, "I will wash for two hours first!"

"Well. Come on, you guys!" Too lazy to deal with these two psychopaths, Zhou Yuan scratched a few strokes with his fingers against a bare wall, and a door appeared on the wall. After opening it, the furnis.h.i.+ngs inside were almost the same as what's in Hao Ning's bedroom. Zhou Yuan yawned, went in, and said goodbye to these two anxious mortals both inside and outside the bathroom before closing the door:

"Go on. I'm going to bed. Good night."

"No, I should say goodbye to you mortals...Bye!"