Quick Transmigration: I'm Almost Dead Volume 1 Chapter 16

T/N: Important! So, I cross-checked this novel with other sources since I found out that jjwxc could censor s.m.u.t scenes.
No wonder some earlier chapters appeared so choppy and confusing.
I've edited and included all the missing scenes (we need the full experience!) and  for old readers.
Thank you for appreciating this story even through its translations' flaws ^^;

Quick Transmigration: I'm Almost Dead
v1c16 - Big Shot (16/20)
Translated by gudetokki.

Subst.i.tution:
Little Qiao = Xiao* Qiao.
*address for someone younger & familiar.

Ch16 - He he

Faced with the man's terrible pressure and anger, Qiao MingYue endured silently, his heart was overturning seas and rivers.

He would never have dreamed that such a great change would take place after his one-month business trip.

After he came out of the shower last night, the man was already asleep. Don't mention a reunion after a brief parting as sweet as a honeymoon, the man didn't even say a good night.

Not once in his memory, but this time he was even more disappointed.

That man had always had very little needs for his body. In the past, his energy and ambition were all on his career. Later, he was in a high position but also didn't indulge.

Qiao MingYue didn't feel anything in the past and was even infatuated with the man's restraint.

He was the dead person's subst.i.tute. Over the years, he worked hard to improve himself and catch up to the man's figure. He wanted to be recognized and believed that he had done his best.

But now...

He was smacked in the face by everything that happened in the past two days.

No matter how well he did, it was not what the man wanted.

Only when Second Uncle left, Tang Jue breathed a long sigh of relief, "Xiao Qiao, my uncle would never forget that person."

The meaning was that having that face was the biggest guarantee.

Qiao MingYue spoke faintly, "What if there is someone who can make him have no time to recall the person in the past?"

Tang Jue was stunned.

The skinny monkey had endless energy and could really do it.

"No way, my uncle..."

He remembered the scenes in the woods and his uncle's rage due to the skinny monkey's matter. He stopped talking, it was hard to tell a white lie.

After it was over, he still wanted to get a hold of the skinny monkey ah.

Qiao MingYue pinched the s.p.a.ce between his brows, his eyes filled with thick gloominess.

Inside the lounge, Chen You was disinfecting his wounds. He comforted himself, he had the opportunity of rebirth after his death, no one would refuse this.

This was not stepping on dog s.h.i.+t, it was dog s.h.i.+t sticking to the soles of your feet and could not be shaken off.

Chen You gritted his teeth in pain. Even if the pie that fell from the sky was filled with stones, he still had to catch it and stuff it in his mouth.

"It's just a game... it's fake... I don't feel anything at all... sss... f*cking h.e.l.l... it hurts so badly..."

"What are you muttering about?"

A voice came from behind, Chen You said without thinking, "It hurts!"

He abruptly turned his head and the cotton ball in his hand almost dropped. Bro ah, why don't you make any sound when you walk?

Qin Feng closed the door, his gaze sweeping across that expanse of bright red on the young man's thin chest, weak and pitiful.

The older man's throat moved and Chen You's scalp felt numb. He subconsciously covered himself with his arms then realized how p.u.s.s.y it was and left it alone.

Qin Feng looked calm, "Get dressed and come out with me."

Chen You very slowly tidied up and was stared at by the old man. His mind was filled with the two words "ma X*", it drifted in and drifted out, then the two words directly emerged out of his mouth.
*this is probably the mentioned-before 'ma zhen' - s*x on horseback.

Qin Feng tested this fresh new words, "It's a good proposal."

Chen You had an urge of wanting to die.

He looked around him, the corner of the table, the wall, an ashtray and a fruit knife. It was easy to die ah.

Forget it.

Better a bad life than a good death.

Chen You pulled down his T-s.h.i.+rt. Later, the horse would clop clop clop, and he and Qin Feng would jolt jolt jolt together, it would be strange to not get worked up.

He was in trouble.

The thing swapped with the Good Points couldn't be used, not only it was unbearable for him, it would be unbearable for the horse too.

However, he was a little inflamed these two days, and very dry. It was hard to squat down to take a dump, what if he split it? It was not like fabric which was fine with just using needle and thread to poke and repair.

Chen You felt that he should treat himself better, "Give me a minute."

He went to the bathroom and came out later. Qin Feng smelled a faint fragrance of shower gel.

The sun was still fine but it would get bigger later. Let alone horse riding, just walking a few steps could dry you into a salted fish. The horse had been waiting for a long time and it was indignant when it saw its master bringing an ugly person along.

Qin Feng smoothed the horse's mane and leapt on it in one graceful motion. Chen You felt dizzy and could hardly stand. He just wanted to go back and lie down.

"Come up."

Chen You said, "I'm afraid of heights."

"..." Qin Feng looked down at the young man. "Shall I put a rope around your neck and let you run behind, or will you come up on your own?"

Chen You twisted his face, he hates multiple choice questions.

The sky was blue, white clouds were floating and a breeze was blowing. There was a little feeling of the song "you're the wind and I'm the sand, sentimentally we go around the ends of the earth"*.
*from My Fair Princess (Princess Huan Zhu) theme song.

Chen You shuddered, really creepy ah.

Qin Feng felt the gooseb.u.mps on the young man's arm, "Are you cold?"

"I'm hot."

Chen You pulled his collar, "Too hot."

"..."

Qin Feng took Chen You around the horse ranch three times, then pa.s.sed through the woods and came to a very s.p.a.cious and empty place.

It was open and there was no presence of human, it was totally prepared for them.

Chen You was hugged by Qin Feng and turned around, facing him. He didn't have a chance to react.

"We can't Er-ye, it's not safe to carry out construction without a helmet ah."

"Hurts hurts hurts... horse... can you tell the horse... ask it to run slower... f*ck... what's going on with Big Brother Horse... why does it jump up again... aiyo it really hurts..."

The voice in his ear was too noisy, Qin Feng thought on how to block the chattering mouth in front of him.

A face closed in and Chen You's mouth went soft. He opened his eyes wide and tilted his head back to pull some distance, his pain forgotten, "Did you kiss me?"

Qin Feng's breath was heavy and his eyes flashed, "Why?"

Chen You frowned, "Tell me first, I am not prepared at all."

Qin Feng's voice was hoa.r.s.e, "What preparation do you want?"

Chen You inhaled, "Set a good posture ah, I'm afraid of twisting my neck."

Qin Feng tugged him forward, "Are you ready?"

Chen You high-pitched, ready my a.s.s, did you give me time to prepare?

No, going on like this, it would lead to death. He needed to change the topic, from his times watching action films, that's what they did.

"Er-ye, thank you."

Qin Feng seemed to have been taken away from his thoughts, and spoke with a heavy breath, "What do you thank me for?"

"Quite a lot."

Chen You took a breath and continued, "By giving up drugs, I don't have to keep going to Gold, being treated like a dog and work like a horse. Now I have food, clothing, can live in a big house and I don't even have to pay rent."

"My life is like heaven now compared to the past."

Qin Feng lifted his eyelids with an unclear meaning and his tone was gentle, "You really think so?"

"Yes yes." Chen You said while looking at the top of Qin Feng's head. I've spoken so sincerely, why don't you have pity on me ah, don't just stay constant. "Well, it's no use thinking so much, it's better to spend each day simply and happily."

He smiled and showed his neat teeth, "Er-ye, don't you think so?"

Qin Feng's eyes were bottomless. When the young man said this, the expression on his face was not his usual muddiness, but cleaner than the clouds in the sky.

The atmosphere was quite good. Chen You wanted to endure but he couldn't help it. He felt uncomfortable and wanted to squat for number two.

Qin Feng's breathing was heavier and the big hand on his waist tightened.

Losing his balance, Chen You instinctively grabbed Qin Feng and held him tightly, fearing he would fall, "Qin Feng, don't let go!"

At this time, the Evil Points on top of Qin Feng's head suddenly dropped about 5, and it's only 4.99 now.

Chen You blinked, his vision was not blurring, it was real. He laughed excitedly and his two hands patted Qin Feng incessantly, his whole person twisted about.

According to this rhythm, wouldn't he be able to finish the mission quickly and go to the next world?

Qin Feng grunted, he hooped his arms around the little guy who suddenly went crazy, "Behave."

"Cut the c.r.a.p." Chen You shouted impatiently, "Again!"

Qin Feng carried the young man to the front, kicked the horse in the stomach and continued the run.

When the black horse stopped, it was already drooping its big head and gasping for breath, it was too tired.

On the back of the horse, Chen You was sweating all over and dripping sweats. He cursed, why was it still 4.99 and not even one decimal point less.

Dammit, System, you're playing with me!

444 thought it was necessary to come out and defend itself, it wasn't going to take the blame. "Ding, this is purely Mr. Chen's personal misunderstanding."

His IQ doubted, Chen You felt wronged.

Qin Feng frowned, the person in front who was happy like a little madman, shouting and yelling, why did he wither again?

He patted the young man on the face, "Speak."

Chen You hugged the horse's neck, facing the wind and shedding tears. Don't call me. I don't want to speak.

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T/N: I didn't find any censored part in this chapter, so I don't think they did it on the horse? but I also couldn't find the chapter t.i.tle anywhere -.-''