I Am Stupid, Who Do I Fear? Chapter 12

Chapter 12 The cause of the toilet incident.

Zhong Langyao looked at Zhong Langxi strangely: “Yo! I didn't expect my brother to be this kind of affectionate person, haha…”

Zhong Langxi took a sip of wine: “If people live in the world, don't we eat, drink, or play, if you there is a beautiful woman to accompany you, what are you still doing, do the emperor? If there is anything to do, I just don't understand, you just like to be an emperor, and you will have your sins in the future.” Zhong Langyao listened very happily, he didn't hear his brother say that he wanted to be Emperor, so he could properly sit on the Dayou's throne!

“Good! Brother remembers your words. When brother is on the throne, you can immediately enter the palace and take Zheng Shufei away. How about it, this brother is loyal!”

Zhong Langxi smiled seamlessly: “Thank you, Your Highness, my brother, let me thank you first, o! Hey, let me tell you, keep an eye on Zhong Lang's kid. If he has a hole in the ace, you and I have to finish it.” Zhong Langyao was most worried about him, this third brother.

Zhong Langxi nodded: “Then I'll order people to watch Zhong Langyu and pull them all over to watch Zhong Langyu, what do you think?”

Zhong Langyao snorted: “You should have done this long ago, what are you staring blankly for, you look at the performance in front of Tianqing Khan that day, even let his foolish wife humiliate him, if I were to be him, I would immediately kill that stupid woman, you don't know the sort of stupidity that fei has. There is something, I haven't told you, It's so funny, haha…"

Zhong Langxi saw the prince smiling and leaned forward, strangely saying: "If there is something so funny, say it ah."

Zhong Langyao smiled for a while, then started: “Was it not the time I went to pick up that fool for marriage at her house . I had always wanted to see what the fool looked like, but the road was so far away, so I thought I could see her even staying at the inn. From her outward appearance, except for a little more nose, I couldn't find out how she was stupid. So for brother to test her, I said: Do you know what you are going to do this time? The fool answered: Be a bride. I said:Is it good to be a bride? She said: Ok! Good! The bride is wearing a new dress, very beautiful.”

Zhong Langyao put a bite of food into his mouth and chewed, swallowing some of the wine after it: “At the time! I was worried that she and our brother would not know how to share the same room, so I will teach her. I said to the bride, in fact, what a bride really is comfortable with is not wearing new clothes, but the pots and lanterns. Do you understand? The fool nodded and said, I know that the house where the bride wants to live is very beautiful. There are flowers and candles in it, very beautiful. I was in a hurry, I simply said to her, no, when the cave is in the candlelight, the real happiness is not here, every time you sleep, you put the groom's pee in your urine. Did you understand about the urine? She was still very confused. She asked me why should she do that? I said it would be very comfortable. Then you guess, haha, the next day, I heard tales from Yin w.a.n.gfu. The w.a.n.gfei threw the night pot used by Zhong Langyu into the toilet before going to bed every time. Zhong Langyu was so angry that he locked all the toilets in the w.a.n.gfu, and then he stopped, haha, haha, you tell me, is this not funny. Ha ha”

Zhong Langxi was also expiring with laughter:” My brother, you really, why go make fun of a fool!”

Zhong Langyao waved his hand:” But upon my honor, I thought I was really just making fun of her, really I just taught her, who knows that she understands it, haha, haha.”

Zhong Langxi smiled for a while and slowly calmed down: “In fact, this Langyu is also quite pitiful, hehe a fool as a wife, to father's heart he is also not enough.”
Zhong Langyao nodded, then sighed: “Yes! If not to appease Tianqing Khan, I think that after Fu Huang deals with Hu Feiying, he might allow fourth brother to take a concubine .”

When it came to Hu Feiying, Zhong Langxi's face showed a trace anxiousness: “His Royal Highness, will the father agree to reinstate the prime minister? Putting Hu Feiying, that old thing into the court, isn't it a dangerous game?. If you can't make it, it will make a big deal.”

Zhong Langyao's face puffed up: “I am not afraid of anything. If he dares to rebel, I will destroy him first!”

Zhong Langxi looked Zhong Langyao, his mouth did not say anything, thinking, That is how people Hu Eagle, that followed the late emperor to seize political power is a hero, just us youngster, I am afraid that he is not our cup of tea!

At this moment, the Crown Prince's Taifu, s.h.i.+ Le entered from the back hall: "Yo! What are you talking about? So lively!" This Taifu was responsible for the crown prince's education. His status in court was also very high.

Zhong Langyao quickly got up and saluted: “It's Taifu, come, let's have a few drinks together.”

s.h.i.+ Le looked for a chair to sit down: “I just heard about Hu Feiying, the emperor really wants he start with him?”

Zhong Langyao and Zhong Langxi nodded at the same time: “Taifu saying this is also good. Langxi and I were talking about Hu Feiying. The emperor is also worried about this.”

s.h.i.+ Le stroked his white beard: “This old official guessed that the emperor had to solve the problem of Hu Feiying sooner or later, did the emperor make a decision?”

Zhong Langyao shook his head: “Not yet, Situ Ximen want to let Hu Feiying go to Jing, to become the prime minister, first let him become a prime minister dealing in politics, leaving his territory and then slowly cut off his military power.”

“Has the Emperor agreed?” s.h.i.+ Le asked with shaking eyes.

“No, the emperor is still hesitating, what does the gentleman seem to have?”