I Am Stupid, Who Do I Fear? Chapter 36

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Chapter 36: Be a female bandit!

The big man also raised his big knife into the air and shouted: “Chase, don't let them run away!”

With this cry, the people on the mountain rushed down one by one like wolves. Qiu Xin also quickly turned back at this time, anxiously shouting in a loud voice: “Fast! Protect w.a.n.gye, protect w.a.n.gfei!”

As soon as the big man heard it, he was suddenly overjoyed, saying to himself, good ah! It was worth it today. The personality in the carriage is a w.a.n.gye! Laozi can make a lot of money this time: “Fast! Grab the w.a.n.gye in the carriage, you must catch him alive!”

The lackeys shouted and rushed to the carriage. Zhong Langyu was so frightened that he s.h.i.+vered. Xi Ruoxuan's mood was bad, she despised the man who had no backbone the most, afraid of anything, wasn't the big matter just dying? Twenty years later, this old lady would be a hero, not right, twenty years later, this old lady would be a flower, not right, how come she had the feeling that she was talking about a brothel? Anyway, this old lady was not afraid. Xi Ruoxuan took her stick and was about to jump out when Zhong Langyu quickly stopped her: “What are you doing? It's dangerous!”

Where did Xi Ruoxuan care about so much? Aiming at one of the people that rushed over, she hit him, sending him flying several meters away. It was estimated that he wasn't dead, only crippled. The others were startled when they looked at her, scared! Ai-ya! Where did this mother tigress come from!

“Brothers, catch her, this girl is strong enough! After seizing her, we'll have a good time tonight!”

After bursts of laughter, they took their knives and surrounded her. Xi Ruoxuan regardless of those, waved her iron stick. To tell the truth, Xi Ruoxuan's stick method was only general, although her skills were good, but for how long had she practiced, compared to these bandits who had been practicing for a long time?

In addition, there were dozens of people, how could a woman be their opponent? She only waved her stick a few times, when it was beaten off. She was shocked, it seemed today was a lot more ominous. She waved her fists for the final resistance. When they saw that she had lost her weapon, but was even acting outrageously, they laughed and surrounded her: “Stop fighting, and come back to the mountains to be a female bandit! Looking at you, you're quite skillful. Why don't you become brother Hai's wife?”

The big man from before heard it and yelled at them: “Don't talk nonsense, big brother hasn't yet found a wife. How can you look for some for me ah!”

The lackeys laughed and said: “Then we'll take her back to become the chief's wife, right brothers?”

“Right!” The lackeys laughed and circled her slowly.

Xi Ruoxuan knew that she couldn't run today. Since she couldn't run, she only had to follow suit. She stared at the people who were smiling disgustingly and shouted loudly: “Wait a minute, I have something to say.”

They were stunned. A cooked duck still had something to say? This was new!

“What are you going to say?” One of the men exclaimed impatiently. “Aren't you just going to surrender?”

Xi Ruoxuan tilted her head: “I just heard you say you want me to become what lady?”

One of the lackeys replied evilly: “Yes! Take you back to become our lady boss!”

Xi Ruoxuan pretended to be very curious: “Really, I can really become your lady boss?”

Everyone screamed: “Yes! We have this plan, are you tempted?”

She pretended to think: “Is it prestigious to become the lady boss?”

“Of course, being the lady boss you'll not only be valued and get to eat spicy things, you'll also be our boss!” One of them said with a smile.

“Alright, then I'll be your lady boss now, shouldn't you kneel when you see me?” Xi Ruoxuan said foolishly.

A few people froze, yes ah! If she was their lady boss, then of course they had to kneel when seeing her. There were a few who were really about to kneel when one of the lackeys next to them immediately scolded: “You're stupid ah! You don't even know whether our chief favors her yet. Get up quickly!”

After seeing that they could be pressured by her, she began to mislead them: “Is being the lady boss powerful? Is it possible that I can spank you on the a.s.s?”

The few people didn't know what Xi Ruoxuan was about to say, so they looked at her one by one, but one of the lackeys replied loudly, “Can!”

Xi Ruoxuan nodded: “So if I want you to do something, you all have to listen to me right?”

“Yes!” These lackeys were misled by Xi Ruoxuan into a ditch.

“Then get out of the way. I'm leaving.” Xi Ruoxuan made as if to leave.

The group of minions immediately blocked her: “How is that okay, then who'll be our lady boss?”

Xi Ruoxuan thought about it: “En! You're right. I can't go! I'm going to be your lady boss.”

“That's right!” The group breathed a sigh of relief. They were really afraid that Xi Ruoxuan would leave.

Xi Ruoxuan squinted at them, pretending to have the air of a lady boss: “You were all brave today, and you fought the war hard. I want to give you credit. What are your names? I'll put it all on paper.”

One by one, they were all so happy that they went to sign up: “I'm called Gou Sheng, I'm called Da Sha, I'm Er Gui…”

Xi Ruoxuan put her hand on her ear to listen for a while: “Who can hear clearly when you speak like this, stand in a line and report!”

These people were really obedient, they immediately stood in a row, and reported one by one: “One, two, three…”

The big guy from before who had made the official army retreat turned back to look at them. What were these his brothers doing? And how did they get in line?

“Hey! What are you doing? Why don't you take them down?” The big guy asked.

A quick-mouthed man replied loudly: “Brother Hai, we're listening to the lady boss' words!”

Lady boss? What lady boss? The more Brother Hai heard, the more he became confused. He immediately run over. He looked carefully, then his nose went askew: “You losers, Laozi told you to catch her. How come you're listening to her instructions, did water enter your heads?”

The one with the quick mouth replied: “Brother Hai, she said she is willing to be big brother's wife. Since she is the lady boss, of course we have to listen her.”

Brother Hai got angry: “Fart! Our big brother is so handsome, will he take a fancy to this stinky woman? I don't want this kind of goods to be my wife. If I don't want it, will big brother want it?”

When Xi Ruoxuan heard this she was also anxious: “What's wrong with me, what? Where do I look ugly? I'm 1.67 meters tall, and my body shape is curvy and banging! My face is also closed like a moon shaped flower! And this measurements is also D cup! If your big brother doesn't like it then he's blind. You turn your head and see, our w.a.n.gye chased me for several years, I didn't agree to him. If I agree to be a mountain lady boss, it's not climbing high, is it? Don't you say brothers?”

“Yes.” A few of the lackeys were quite supportive, quite moving.

Brother Hai was dizzy. Where on earth was she from?

Brother Hai who was angry roared at her: “Shut up, who are you here to deceive? If you want to be our lady boss you think you can just be, just wait until after we go up the mountain then you can speak again. We'll see whether our chief favors you. Who can be our lady boss is not just a matter of speaking!”

Xi Ruoxuan angrily scolded: “What's your name, speak, wait for me to become your big brother's lady boss, I'll spank your b.u.t.t!”