I Am Really A Superstar 1621 Kelp That Entangles Submarines!

At this moment.

The whole world did not know whether to laugh or cry!

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j.a.pan.

"d.a.m.n!"

"What kind of person is this!"

"This fellow is such a hooligan!"

"This program is being broadcast all over the world!"

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Korea.

"How bold of him to say something like that!"

"What sort of a Peace Prize recipient is he!"

"The n.o.bel Prize Committee is probably in tears right now!"

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India.

"Your grandpa!"

"Who are you thinking of attacking!"

"How can he speak so recklessly!"

"This Zhang fellow is too shameless!"

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The UK.

"Quick, go and watch China's CTV International!"

"What's the matter?"

"The Peace Prize recipient is encouraging violence!"

"Ah?"

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China.

"Pfft! I'm cramping up from laughing!"

"What a brilliant answer!"

"Hahahahaha!"

"Well said, just attack them!"

"This is indeed Zhang Ye's style!"

"Seeing Zhang Ye still behaving like the old times is really rea.s.suring for me. I had thought at first that this fellow would start behaving cautiously after winning the n.o.bel Peace Prize. Who could've thought that he'd still be as reckless as ever? He said it really well! Who cares about negotiations and protests? Just get them! Attack them!"

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The interview went viral the moment it was broadcast.

It started spreading on the Web.

More and more people came over to watch when they heard about it. They switched over to the Central TV International Channel, wanting to see what kind of shocking words the n.o.bel Peace Prize laureate would say. Which of the n.o.bel Peace Prize recipients in history were not presidents or heads of large organizations? Which of them did not have a graceful demeanor to them and would speak prudently? So it wasn't like they had ever seen a n.o.bel Peace Prize recipient like that before! In this world, it wasn't only the Chinese who loved watching entertainment.

Very quickly, they knew they were right in coming to see this!

Because Zhang Ye was about to say something that would dumbfound people around the world!

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On TV.

Yu Yingyi hurriedly changed the subject.

The three of them began conversing about the current military strategy of China.

Zhang Ye drank his water and did not cut in at the beginning.

Yu Yingyi and Chi Xue probably did not dare to ask him any further questions in fear that this fellow would say something staggering. As such, the two of them only talked between themselves.

Yu Yingyi said, "If a war starts, will the for visiting.

"Aiyo, I'm dying of laughter!"

"Kelp that entangles submarines?"

"What the heck! Only Zhang Ye would dare to raise a viewpoint like that!"

"Misleading! This is f.u.c.king misleading!"

"This is a military show? Military, your sister! Even kelp can become a f.u.c.king strategic weapon?!"

"I've been looking forward to hearing Zhang Ye's views on military affairs! But what is this s.h.i.+t about kelp? Teacher Zhang, do you have to be so funny!"

"Kneeling to Face-smacking Zhang!"

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America.

"What kind of military show is this!"

"Kelp?"

"Why doesn't he just die!"

"This guy is too good at bulls.h.i.+tting!"

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j.a.pan.

"I have to take my hat off to him!"

"I really have to take my hat off to him too!"

"Can kelp really entangle a submarine?"

"Like h.e.l.l it can! You actually believed him?"

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Korea.

"What the h.e.l.l!"

"Why does he dare to speak so recklessly!"

"Don't you know Zhang Ye? Whatever he says, even the punctuation marks are not to be believed!"

"I'm cramping up with laughter!"

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The UK.

"W-What kind of a military expert is he?!"

"Kelp that entangles submarines? He should go to h.e.l.l!"

"This is bulls.h.i.+tting on a whole new level!"

"China's kelp industry could soon become an a.s.set in its strategic warfare!"

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The entire world was shocked!

"Kelp that entangles submarines" soon became a trending phrase!

The various countries' media were all rus.h.i.+ng to report about this!

But to everyone's surprise, amid the laughter of people around the world, the matter got a shocking reversal!

America: "China's latest weapon: Kelp?"

Russia: "Would entangling a submarine with kelp really work?"

Canada: "China's CTV International's interview attracts controversy!"

China: "There have been similar cases of kelp entangling submarines in the past!"

Germany: "Incidents of kelp entangling submarines have happened before!"

Many people around the world were doubling over with laughter. A lot of them nearly pa.s.sed out at this revelation, while others cursed at it. They had thought that this was pure bulls.h.i.+t, but surprisingly, this was refuted by the various countries' media outlets that dug up cases of similar incidents happening in the past. Entangling submarines with kelp was really a workable strategy!

Countless people were horrified!

Even this can be done?

d.a.m.n! It really can!

People around the world found themselves going crazy at this discovery!

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Meanwhile.

Back at home.

Zhang Ye's phone was exploding with calls.

Yao Jiancai was on the other end of the line, laughing. "Kid, are you trying to kill me with your jokes?"

Zhang Ye laughed and said: "I was being serious, alright? That was not a joke."

Soon after, General Li called.

General Li said in a speechless manner: "You really went all-out to mislead foreigners, huh?"

Zhang Ye replied: "Didn't you ask me to feel free to mislead them?"

General Li was floored. "I said to throw them off, not bulls.h.i.+t them with such outrageous claims!"

"Actually, this isn't really misleading either." Zhang Ye smiled and said: "There's a basis to it."

Of course, the people of this world hadn't heard of it before. But back in Zhang Ye's previous world, a lot of people knew of a saying that was very popular across China: kelp that entangles submarines!

Zhang Ye had also been thinking of what to say on his first appearance on a military show. What should he say? What topics would arouse the interests of everyone? As a result, he suddenly remembered the chief of the "Strategic Fool You Agency" in his previous world, Zhang Zhaozhong, and ended up bringing out his famous words onto the program!https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yellow_Seahttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zhang_Zhaozhong#Controversy