The Diary Of The Koi Prince 1 I Screwed Up!

To the gorgeous diary who I call Highness,

I screwed up today. I was almost killed by my big brother!! ?

I lost little Treasure when we went to the bar. He was so angry I got a kick and some of my ribs got fractured. ?

I praise our ancestors for sending an angel to save me from losing my life! A pretty lady saved Little Treasure from being trapped inside the club's storage room (it was a bit fishy, but I'll look into the lady's matter). As I was saying, she helped Little Treasure escape the room and thus I was saved!!

Little Treasure led us to the room and saw the beauty unconscious on the floor. Little Treasure do not want anyone to touch her, and only allowed Big brother when Big Bro told Little Treasure that he will carry the lady and have her treated at the hospital.

I never imagine Little Treasure to be this protective of the lady. He would not want to leave her side! Big brother sighed and allowed Little Treasure to have a bed made for him beside the lady. Only then did he allowed to be treated and then fell asleep.

When the lady woke up, she immediately saw my Big Bro. Did she not recognize him? Mmmm. This is interesting.

I decided to introduce myself. I can remember her eyes growing big when she recognize me! Ha! Take that, I'm still the most charming of them all (excluding my brother of course). Brother wanted to do her a favor for saving my dear nephew, but she wanted none of it.

Huh. She's very different from all those calculative women. Brother is a man of few words, so she turn to me to translate what Big Bro wanted to say. She wanted brother to just give her money, making brother annoyed.

And when Big Bro asked her to marry him, I blanked out. h.e.l.l, bro, even I do not know what you were thinking!!! Explain!!??‍♂️

Aiish. Ning Xi, (yes that's her name I'm going to call her Xiao Xi for now) she has a very fast mind. She immediately thought Big Bro wanted to pay her up by using his body, and rejected him.

She thought Big Bro was gay!!!!!!

Hahahaha! I wanted to laugh but Big Bro might kill me, so I tried to hold it in. I tried countering her thinking only to be repelled back by more absurd excuses.

Hahahahaha she is a treasure herself!!

I give up and told my brother I can't help him. I can feel his icy glare which promises intense domestic violence once the beauty is gone.. then she thought I also swing the other way! WTF! Xiao Xi I do not like men!!

Then when Xiao Xi was going to leave my brother asked her to write something for Little Treasure. I wonder what she wrote? Hmmm.

Anyway I told Big Bro that I did not think he would want to get married and all... that he is as.e.xual or bent... but seeing his reaction with Xiao Xi... hmmm... makes me really, really wonder..

I guess I'd stop here for now. My hand's cramped from typing and I have a lot of things to work on. Talk to you soon.

The King of the Paparazzis,

Lu Jingli