How To Survive As A Villain Chapter 2

Chapter 2: This Story Line is Really Weird

Edited By: Tin

A tyrannical president meets a cute, soft shou…

His beauty made even women jealous. He had glistening, big eyes and red lips, as well as an innocent, pure personality. There is definitely an evil female villain by his side.

He loves to cry, especially when the President forces himself onto him. He'd cry as he begs for him to stop and then faints after giving in. But don't worry! He will always somehow finds a way to forgive the President!

Well, this must be love.

……

Bulls.h.i.+t!!!!

Xiao Yu'an yelled in his heart. I can get any woman on the streets and they'd still be better than him by a hundred times!!! They won't cause trouble! They won't cry all the time!

Facing that type of shou, Xiao Yu'an felt like even if he was gay he'd be scared straight.

The Xiao family looked at this.

Wait, something's wrong. Why don't you like the perfect shou?

Unless!!

Hold up…

Unless Xiao Yu'an is a shou??!!

Crack.

The people of the Xiao Family were devastated, felled by the tragedy. Gone insane.

But that's ok, if he can't walk down the "Tyrant President" route, we can still attempt to save this by turning him into a “Seductive Shou President”, right?

For example, meeting a mafia boss. A tyrannic, two-faced mafia boss that emits S aura everywhere…

That day after work, Xiao Yu'an found a note on his car that had been scratched by someone, asking to pay him back for the damage.

Xiao Yu'an wanted to call the number to say that it was alright and that they didn't need to pay him back.

The man over the phone chuckled and said, "Do you know who I am?"

Xiao Yu'an, "…."

Why do I f.u.c.king care who you are, huh???!!! You scratched someone's car!!! Can't you just apologize and be done with it?!!!

Hold on, that sounded like a quote from one of those tyrannical presidents!

Not hearing back from Xiao Yu'an, he laughed and gave his name.

As it turned out, he was a mafia boss. The type that could make people scared by just revealing his name. He then asked Xiao Yu'an to come, saying that no matter the cost, he was able to afford him.

Xiao Yu'an thought to himself, it's not like he knew what a real tyrant looked like; he could go and just treat this like a learning trip.

So, Xiao Yu'an went to meet him.

And then he realized that this dude had some serious problems.

They didn't talk much before this mafia boss said that he wanted to chain and tie him up.

Xiao Yu'an expressed that he wasn't an M and wasn't interested in stuff like SM or BD. 1

The mafia boss, however, was fine with that, saying that it was ok and: I'll just use rope play and restraint play and other kinky stuff to mold you, until one day you become mine. Then our loving and hateful hearts will belong to each other!

Uhh…

It sounded great, but he still thought this man had a problem. He didn't have Stockholm syndrome after all.

The tyrannical boss was definitely tyrannical, grabbing his chin, saying things like he wanted to tie him up and stuff.

Then he got beat up by Xiao Yu'an.

He'd learned self defense at a very young age.

After beating him up, Xiao Yu'an was even more nervous, he felt lost on this "tyrannical boss" route, and even the "seductive boss" route held no hope for him either.

Never mind, never mind, it's better to just do my job properly.

So, Xiao Yu'an decided to do his job well, and become a positive contributor to his society. Be a good teen and a good civil servant to his people.

And then… he was diagnosed with cancer.

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