I Don't Know Martial Art Chapter 1

Chapter 1 - Filming Small Movies

"Prince, Prince, please wake up. What happened to you? Don't scare me!"

Xiang Yun was currently sleeping soundly when he suddenly felt a melodious voice calling out by his ear.

At the same time, he felt a cold and smooth hand caressing his face, gently shaking his head.

This was the first time Xiang Yun had heard such a pleasant voice, feeling this soft and tender touch, sniffing the fragrance coming from the tip of his nose. He couldn't help but reveal an incomparably satisfied smile.

"Ah! Crown Prince is smiling!"

"Yeah, the crown prince laughed. He didn't die!"

"Aiya, the Crown Prince isn't dead. That's great!"

There seemed to be many women in the room. Xiang Yun felt a little strange. Why were there so many women's voices around him? Right now, his mind was still in a muddled state.

Just as Xiang Yun was puzzling over this, that gentle voice rang out once more. This time, it was clearly filled with excitement and joy.

"Your Highness, are you awake? Don't scare Wan'er, just open your eyes when you're awake."

Immediately afterwards, Xiang Yun felt his head being shaken a few more times. This shake had cleared his muddled mind a little, and he could not help but groan with some difficulty as he struggled to open his eyes.

The moment Xiang Yun opened his eyes, his eyes went wide. He reached out and rubbed his eyes in disbelief, then widened his eyes once more as he looked upwards to happiness.

"Wow, so beautiful!"

Xiang Yun could not help but let out a low cry!

The woman who had appeared before him at this moment had almond-shaped eyes, peachy cheeks, skin as white as condensed jade, and a pair of delicate eyebrows that were slightly knitted from anxiety. She was like two curved willow leaves, her mouth slightly opening revealing her pure white teeth.

What caused Xiang Yun to be even more astonished was that this woman's entire body seemed to be filled with a formless radiance, giving off a very elegant and refined aura. She had an otherworldly aura, like a beautiful fairy from a painting.

Zhang Wendao swore that this woman was the most beautiful woman he had seen in the past 18 years. Even the model celebrities he had seen on television were nothing compared to this woman.

This woman was simply a fairy!

Xiang Yun stared at the woman for a long while before he finally couldn't help but mutter to himself, "You … you're the G.o.ddess' big sister?" Xiang Yun truly did not believe that there was such a peerless woman in the mortal world.

"Prince, what nonsense are you talking about? I'm your servant girl. Wan-Er, how is this your big sister G.o.ddess?"

Upon hearing Xiang Yun call her 'big sister G.o.ddess', the peerless beauty first blushed slightly, her eyes revealing a look of joy before revealing a worried expression.

"Crown Prince?"

When Xiang Yun heard the t.i.tle that peerless beauty had given him, he was momentarily stunned. This was already the twenty-first century, how could there even be a t.i.tle of 'Crown Prince'?

Xiang Yun looked somewhat suspiciously at the woman. It was only then that he discovered that this woman was actually wearing a palace dress with a swallow's tail and a golden hairpin. She wore the attire of a woman who had not left the pavilion since ancient times.

"F * ck, where did I come from? Are they shooting an ancient costume play right now?" Xiang Yun was doubtful in his heart. He simply propped himself up and raised his head to scan the surroundings, wanting to see if there were any cameras or any props for shooting.

However, after his gaze swept across, his jaw almost dropped to the ground in shock!

At this moment, he was lying on top of a vermilion bed carved with a dragon and phoenix pattern. Four red pillars that were painted with the color of dragons and phoenixes were supporting the pink curtains on the bed, and the surrounding curtains were being lifted and hung on both sides of the bed.

Other than the beautiful fairy-like lady sitting beside him on the bed, there were actually ten more attractive and well-dressed girls looking at him with surprise.

However, this was not what Xiang Yun cared about the most. He was astonished to find that all ten of these women were wearing only a foot-long ap.r.o.n that covered only important parts of their bodies, revealing a perfect and proud figure. They stood in front of Xiang Yun without any hesitation, displaying their beautiful bodies!

Xiang Yun was only a second year university student of only eighteen years of age. Having always been shy in expressing himself, he had not even held a girl's hand before, and was even a pure, innocent virgin. When had he ever seen such a soul-stirring battle formation?

"Is this making a small movie with costumes?" Xiang Yun stammered out a sentence, at the same time letting out a gulping sound as he forcefully swallowed his saliva.

"Crown Prince, what nonsense are you talking about? Why can't I understand a single word?" The beautiful woman beside the bed couldn't help showing her suspicion when she saw the strange reaction of her master.

As she spoke, she even quietly s.h.i.+fted her body, blocking Xiang Yun's gaze from looking at the ten women.

Seeing how worried the expression on the woman's face was, how lifelike it seemed, Xiang Yun couldn't help but sigh inwardly, "Sigh, never would he have thought that in this era, such a beautiful actress could be found in this sort of movie production, and how good her acting is as well. What the f * ck kind of world is this."

Xiang Yun couldn't help but sigh inwardly. He immediately wanted to find out just what had happened. How could it be so good that he would appear at the scene of the filming of this little movie?

Xiang Yun hurriedly turned to the peerless beauty before him and said, "Beautiful ladies, don't be in such a hurry to enter the scene. Where am I? How did I break into your set?"

"A movie set?" The woman furrowed her brows and looked at Xiang Yun, puzzled. "Crown Prince, what are you talking about? What is a 'movie'? This is the biggest brothel in Blue Wind City, the 'Phoenix Pavilion'. Is this still your property?"

"What?" Brothel, Feng Ting Pavilion, my property? " Hearing the woman's words, Xiang Yun was first stunned before feeling a little annoyed, thinking to himself, You bunch of people are really bored. I'm not an idiot, why do you still want to continue fooling me?

"Alright, alright. What time is it now? I still need to go to school. If you like to play, you can play slowly." As Xiang Yun spoke, he stood up and did not forget to peek out of the corner of his eyes. The ten women's slender bodies took a few deep breaths before their trembling hands began to dress.

"Crown Prince, what school are you going to? Didn't you already get expelled by the Orthodox Academy?" Just like the other ten women, they all looked at Xiang Yun with expressions of astonishment.

"Hey, what are you guys talking about? Have you guys gone insane from your acting?" Xiang Yun was rendered speechless by this group of women. He thought to himself, you're just making a small movie, is there a need for you to be so professional? If the director doesn't shout 'ka', you're not going to act, right?

Immediately, Xiang Yun ignored the woman's tugging at him as he walked barefoot out of the bed, his gaze sweeping the room, wanting to find out where the surrounding staff were and ask them about the situation.

However, Xiang Yun's gaze swept the surroundings of the room, discovering that although this room that had been decorated in the past was large, there was not a single staff member nor was there even a single camera in the vicinity.

Xiang Yun raised his head in suspicion as he scanned the rooftop, but he did not find any equipment that could be used for shooting.

"Eh, that's strange." Xiang Yun could not help but feel somewhat puzzled, but his expression immediately changed as he muttered to himself, "Oh, I understand now. This kind of movie definitely uses invisible cameras. There won't be any staff members present. These guys are definitely outside the room!"

Thinking up to here, Xiang Yun immediately strode towards the door, pus.h.i.+ng it open with his hands as he yelled, "Where is the director? Explain to me, what is going on here?" "Why should I …"

Xiang Yun had not even finished speaking when he stopped abruptly, because the scene before him had completely exceeded his expectations.

Looking down through the fence, he was actually on top of a round, hollow building. The entire structure was made of wood, and in the middle of the building, there was a huge, st.u.r.dy pillar that reached into the sky. The pillar supported the entire building from the center, making it look like a circular tower.

This was not the main point. The most important point was that at this moment, Xiang Yun could see that every floor within the ring-shaped building was made of jade and carved with art!

Around the red lacquer fence, there were girls wearing revealing clothes. They were s.e.xy and slim, revealing seductive smiles, and constantly giving flirtatious glances to the men that came and went.

As for the men in the middle, they all looked as if they had entered heaven. Their faces were filled with vulgar and excited smiles, coveting these s.e.xy ladies. In their hands were handfuls of silver notes and gold ingots, which they stuffed into the cleavage of these women's collars.

There were s.e.xy and coquettish women everywhere, and greedy and l.u.s.tful men. With a single glance, there were no less than a hundred of them. They were all tangled up together on top of the tall building.

For a moment, the female laughter, the male wheezing, the pink light, and the dizzying smell of powdered incense made the whole scene seem even more spectacular than the scene in the foreign red light district.

"F * ck!"

Xiang Yun looked at this scene in front of him, staring blankly for no less than three minutes. Finally, he was jolted awake with a 'Ah!' sound.

The scene in front of him was even more realistic than those in the brothels seen in the movies. In terms of scale, the corner of the brothel seen in the movies and the scene in front of him were like a dream. This brothel was way too big.

"Oh my G.o.d, is this a movie being filmed by some great director? How could it create such a huge scene?" The first thought that came to Xiang Yun's mind was that he was currently shooting a grand historical masterpiece.

However, when he carefully observed the surroundings of the high-rise, he discovered that there were no less than a thousand men and women in the ring-shaped building. However, when he carefully observed the entire high-rise, he discovered that there were no less than a thousand men and women in the ring-shaped building.

Moreover, the way these men and women were intimate with each other was also extremely realistic, and did not seem to be faking it at all.

"The quality of these extras is way too high!" Seeing this exaggerated scene before him, Xiang Yun couldn't help but inwardly exclaim in admiration. Such a grand scene should at least have some flaws, but after sweeping his eyes around, he was unexpectedly unable to find anything related to the modern era.

What shocked Xiang Yun even more was that he could not even see a single camera or any modern facilities within the tall building. Even the lighting in the sky was all made up of countless oil lamps, not even a single wire could be seen on the ground.

"Is this really filming?"

This thought suddenly appeared in Xiang Yun's heart! A faint feeling of unease welled up in his heart.

"Prince, what happened to you?" At this moment, the peerless beauty in the room and the ten gorgeous women chased after them.

However, Xiang Yun abruptly turned his head and charged into the room. Ignoring everyone else, he walked straight into the room and abruptly pushed open the window facing the street outside!

"Creak!"

The wooden windows were pushed open as a noisy market appeared before Xiang Yun's eyes. There were rows upon rows of ancient tiled buildings, bustling streets, merchants hawking their wares everywhere, restaurants emitting the fragrance of cooking and alcohol, farmers carrying goods and pus.h.i.+ng chicken buses around, men and women in silk or silk dresses, crowns or bun ties, boots or sandals walking through the streets.

A lively and bustling picture of life for the ancient residents unfolded before Xiang Yun like a painting scroll!

As these incomparably realistic scenes rushed into Xiang Yun's eyes, a tremendous amount of information that did not belong to him flowed into his mind, causing his brain to suddenly sink before he collapsed to the ground!

"Crown Prince!" Before Xiang Yun fainted, he could only hear the panicked and anxious voices of the surrounding women.