I Don't Know Martial Art Chapter 267

Chapter 267 - Endless Phantom

Before the performance had even begun, Xiang Yun had already instructed the girl to prepare a feast for them. The woman hurriedly ordered someone to serve tea and food before ordering someone to prepare food and wine.

After the woman and her servants left, the yellow-robed woman who had been sitting close to her like a cute little bird stood up with a 'whoosh', staring at Xiang Yun with a fiendish expression!

"You scoundrel, you b.a.s.t.a.r.d! How dare you!"

The woman was not lightly angered. Thinking back to how Xiang Yun had dared to hit her in public, even though her b.u.t.tocks were still burning with pain, the woman's anger flared up once more.

If it wasn't for his own cultivation being sealed by his master, he would definitely have beaten the person in front of him black and blue and made his head explode.

Looking at the yellow-dressed lady who had gnashed her teeth, wis.h.i.+ng that she could eat him alive, Xiang Yun chuckled, "What, you're not acknowledging me as your husband again?" "I don't know who said before that hubby is my G.o.d!" Xiang Yun pinched his throat, deliberately trying to sound like a woman.

"You!" The woman was instantly enraged, and like a crazed kitten, she reached out her hands to scratch Xiang Yun's face. Startled by the woman, Xiang Yun immediately reached out and easily caught her hands together.

"Hey, hey, your wife is beating up my husband. This is against the law and against the law. Be careful of my family's law, I'll spank you!" Xiang Yun teased as he giggled.

"How dare you!" The young lady bared her fangs and brandished her claws, staring at Xiang Yun like a little tiger!

"Oh wow, you think I don't dare?"

Xiang Yun let out a strange cry as his eyes slanted to the girl's raised b.u.t.tocks. He grabbed both her hands with one hand and slowly raised the other!

"You!" Seeing this, the woman's heart was filled with both shock and anger. Her gaze became even more vicious, as if she wanted to scare Xiang Yun away. However, how could Xiang Yun be scared by her?

"Ahh! Don't you dare! Don't you dare!" The woman finally submitted, worried that Xiang Yun would really hit her again.

Seeing that the woman had surrendered, Xiang Yun let go of her hands!

The moment the woman was free, she immediately retreated a great distance. Seemingly feeling that she had escaped from a safe position, he turned to Xiang Yun with a ferocious expression once more as he viciously scolded her!

"You shameless scoundrel, unshaven and inhumane Uncle Scoundrel, your looks are not good enough. Your nose is like an old fox, your eyes are like a red pepper, your eyebrows are like two knives, and you walk sideways; you look like a crab has fainted."

The woman's scolding was extremely satisfying, like the unending torrential waters of a river. Even the tables nearby couldn't help but stare in bewilderment at her words. They all placed their cups down, as if they were looking at a G.o.dly person!

In one breath, the young lady scolded Xiang Yun from head to toe, scolding herself to the point of gasping for breath. However, her face was br.i.m.m.i.n.g with the spirit of victory as she even made a face at Xiang Yun!

Xiang Yun did not mind this at all. He lifted up the cup of tea offered by the attendant, took a sip, and lifted his eyes to rest on the young girl's delicate body as he swept his gaze over her!

The girl in the yellow s.h.i.+rt placed her hands on her chest vigilantly as she asked, "What do you want to do? This is a public place. If you dare to play hooligan again, I will call you indecent!"

"Heh heh." Xiang Yun scoffed.

"Miss, your parents must be cultivators, right?"

"Huh?" The girl was stunned and asked doubtfully, "Why?"

Xiang Yun once again moved up and down, sizing up the young girl's figure before shaking his head, a look of regret on his face.

"Otherwise, why would the daughter they gave birth to be even more flat than my house's floor? It's a pity that she had a face that could still be considered recognizable. This body, ah …"

"You!"

When the young girl finally understood what Xiang Yun was talking about, she immediately burned with fury, her eyes almost popping out of their sockets.

The scale of the young woman's chest was indeed not spectacular. It was also the matter that troubled her the most within her sect.

Because of this, she secretly took away her master's Alchemy Book in an attempt to find a pill formula, refine a pill, and make up for her shortcomings. Not only did she fail, she even accidentally leaked the news and became a huge joke in the sect.

The senior brothers and sisters didn't know anything on the surface, but every time they turned around, they would laugh out loud. The woman was so angry that she wanted nothing more than to drop a meteor from the sky and smash herself to death.

Now that Xiang Yun had actually dared to tease her about this matter, the young girl immediately felt like her three corpses and three deities were leaping about, smoke rising from her seven orifices. However, without cultivation, she was clearly not a match for this man.

At this moment, the yellow-robed girl who could not be defeated nor cursed had used her final trump card!

"You just wait for me, I'll find my martial uncle to deal with you, you b.a.s.t.a.r.d!"

The young girl was so angry that her words were almost indescribable. She turned around and was about to leave!

"Take care, don't fall head over heels. There's no buffer in front of you, it's easy to break your bones."

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

The young girl shrieked in anger. She thought to herself, I must let Martial Uncle capture this kid and let him be personally whipped for three days and three nights before I give him some chili concoction and sprinkle salt on him!

However, all these thoughts vanished into thin air when a single person arrived!

"Young master, may I sit here?"

A black clothed man soundlessly appeared before Xiang Yun's table. His appearance was ordinary, but within his eyes, there was a blood-red ring that could not be seen!

The moment the man appeared, Xiang Yun's arm that was carrying the tea, as well as the yellow-robed girl's departing footsteps, all froze in unison!

That man had actually found them!

For a moment, Xiang Yun turned his head stiffly, looking at this youth in front of him who had an ordinary appearance, yet exuded a strange, cold aura.

"Brother, do as you wish," Xiang Yun forcefully replied in a calm manner.

"Thank you!"

The man in black cupped his hands in a salute and sat down. The moment he sat down, he spoke in an indifferent tone.

"Xin'er, why aren't you coming over to have a drink when you've met your old friend?"

At this moment, the girl who had already slipped more than ten meters away was frozen on the spot once again. She squeezed out a smile and turned to look at the man in black.

"Big brother Wei Tian still has urgent matters to attend to at home, so I won't accompany you to drink. Next time, I'll drink another time!"

With that, the girl turned around to run!

"Ha ha." The black clothed young man merely laughed coldly when he saw this.

"Xin'er, it's been a long time since my 'floating blood' drank human blood. For such a cute girl like Xin Er, the blood must be very sweet. It definitely likes her!"

The man didn't look at the young girl as he said that. Instead, he looked at the sword on his waist that was wrapped in a black sheath.

The moment she said that, the yellow-dressed girl, who was about to run into the hallway, stopped in her tracks. After hesitating for a while, she obediently ran back!

She did not sit down, but looked at the man in black with a worried expression. She picked up her cup of tea and squeezed out a smile that was uglier than crying.

Big brother Wei Yang, you're still young and inexperienced. I really didn't lie to you about what happened that time. You're a magnanimous man, so don't bother with me.

As she spoke, the young girl lifted up the cup of tea and was about to drink it. However, the cup tilted to the side and the tea within the cup was filled to the brim. Not a single drop was poured out.

Zhen'er froze for a moment. She tilted the teacup even more, but the teacup still did not spill any tea. She was suspicious, so she stuck out her small tongue and lightly licked the teacup.

"Aiyo!"

The teacup in her hand fell to the ground in an instant, smas.h.i.+ng the tea cup to pieces. The tea water inside the teacup had actually turned into a b.l.o.o.d.y red glacial ball that splashed onto the ground along with the teacup.

It wasn't just the yellow clothed girl, but also Xiang Yun who had a shocked expression. He had clearly not sensed any cloud energy fluctuations just now, so why did that cup of tea suddenly turn into a b.l.o.o.d.y block of ice!

"Sit down!"

The man in black merely spat out two words. The girl could only sit down with a bitter face while spitting out water. That b.l.o.o.d.y smell just now made her feel nauseous just thinking about it.

At this moment, the three people sat in a different direction on the square table. The young girl looked around, not even looking at the man in black. The man in black didn't seem to care at all.

He glanced at the crowd beneath the railing and the high platform in the center of the hall. His gaze lingered for a moment on the fragrance coming from the curtain. Then, the man in black withdrew his gaze.

"Miss Ling'Er, you've been avoiding me everywhere in the city these past few days. Could it be that you want to play hide and seek with me?"

The girl dressed in yellow lowered her head and observed the fight between the two ants. She was stunned for a long time before she slowly raised her head and smiled bitterly.

"Big brother Wei Tian, what are you saying? How could Xin'er hide from you? I really didn't see you."

"Is that so?" The man sneered.

"Absolutely, it's even more real than real gold!"

"Oh, if that's the case, then it means that I'm treating you as a lowly person."

"Haha, that's not that serious." The young girl waved her hand and smiled.

"Humph!"

The man's expression suddenly became cold and a red light flashed across his blood-red eyes. He stared intently at the woman as he said in a low, stern voice.

"Xin'er, there is a limit to my patience. Do you want to give me that item now, or should I take it myself?"

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Seeing the man's ice-cold expression, Ling'Er's entire body s.h.i.+vered. She hurriedly nodded.

"I'll give, I'll give!"

The man's expression slightly relaxed. He extended his palm and said, "Then hand it over now."

Zhen'er had a troubled expression on her face. "Big Brother Wei Yang, you're making things difficult for me. How could I be willing to bring such a treasure with me? Why don't you come back with me?" Or I can ask my martial uncle to send it over to you, what do you think? " Chun'er asked with an amiable expression.

The man's face instantly darkened, "Hehe, very good. At this time, you still dare to mess with me. Tan Xin'er, since you don't want to take it out, then I'll take it myself. But, I've always liked taking things from dead people!"

After the man finished speaking, the finger that had been knocking on the table suddenly stopped!

"You … What are you trying to do? Do you still want to kill me?" He tried to put on a brave front but failed.

"Hehe, do you think I don't dare?" The man did not get angry, instead, he laughed. He raised the palm that he had placed on the table.

Seeing Xiang Yun, who seemed to be watching a good show, she hurriedly pounced over and sat down on Xiang Yun's stool, right next to him. She even reached out and hugged his arm as she cried out in alarm.

"Husband, quickly save me! He wants to kill me!"

To the side, the spectators, Xiang Yun, were all stunned. They had not expected that this la.s.s would actually use this move three times in a row!