Gate Guardian - Song Of The Frozen Soul 63 I Love Cramped Lockers

I LOVE CRAMPED LOCKERS

Seriously, it's not my fault that the hot springs became chaotic. They should even thank me because the boys are no longer possessed by intense evil thoughts. Moreover… I didn't have the slightest intention of destroying the wall!

But as we know, all great things have a sacrifice. That wooden wall that should separate the boys' bath and the girls' bath is the payment. The sacrifice wasn't that worth it, because all the girls are wearing their towels. We didn't see anything worth seeing. Just their thighs.

"Kill them!" My cla.s.smate Divina led the charge of women. All our girl cla.s.smates made a warcry and threw all the things their hands could grab. Right now, the hot spring is populated with flying projectiles such as wooden basins, soaps, towels, plastic ducks, and even a bald cat!

"What did we do to deserve this?!" Andrew complained as he covered his head with his arms. Every man tried to find cover, and some already fled from the war zone and sought protection from the men's changing room!

"To the changing room! Purge them all!" The leader of the femin.a.z.is pointed towards our only means of exit!

Thanks to my Guardian Ability , I was able to dodge all the projectiles. I also managed to be stealthy, hiding behind rocks and submerging everytime some girls compromise my position.

According to my future sight, most of the girls will be raiding the men's locker room, so using it as an escape route would be impossible.

The only way to evade this mess (That I created accidentally) was to go through the women's changing room and rush to the lounge. And then I should act like I was going to the hot springs via men's changing room so that I can have the "I was about to take a bath and I'm not at the hot springs when the wall broke." alibi. d.a.m.n, I'm so smart!

I submerged like a shark and evaded all the half-naked bodies in the pool. I was able to sneak past them thanks to , so I had myself in the women's locker without any problems.

But there was a problem!

There was a lone woman on the women's changing room! And of all the people, it's Tiara! She was holding a towel that prevented me from seeing her naked skin. But when our eyes locked, she was so dumbstruck that she dropped the only thing covering her body!

It was at this moment that I knew that I was screwed. My does not include X-ray vision after all.

"B-B-BAKAAAAAAA!!!" She cried. Her fists were engulfed in blue flames!

"W-Wait! You have to hear me out!" I cried. But she didn't chill, even a little bit! She made multiple barrages of punches, aiming for my nose while shouting "Bakabakabaka!!! I will never get married now! Bakaaa!!!"

Thanks to my again, I was able to dodge her attacks! However, the shockwaves and flames are making me dizzy!

I have to calm her down! Hey, what do famous boxers do to stop the tension if they are on the verge of knocking out? The only thing I can think of is the Floyd Mayweather style! So I jumped forward and hugged her tight!

Then the ultimate idol's skin became red in just a Planck instant. I could feel her body temperature rise and her rapid-firing beating heart! She burst with a shout!

"H-H-H-HOW DARE YOUUUUU!!!"

She made a perfect judo throw and slammed me to an open locker! I crashed upside down, with my head on the floor, and my manhood defenseless! It was so powerful that it made all the muscles in my body hurt! I think I just broke a million ribs! But she didn't stop there! She's charging a golden ball of light from her right knuckle!

"Shenlong…"

"W-Wait! I'm sorry! I'm sorry! Before you feed my nuts to a golden dragon, please hear me out first!" I cried. Literally! I think I last cried this much when I was left by my parents in the kindergarten school.

"Y-You're crying?" Tiara was surprised. Her fists stopped glowing.

"P-P-P-Please trust me… " I sniffed. Then I wiped my tears with my hands.

"I-I'm sorry Rikkun!" Tiara held my hands and helped me sit properly on the floor. "I-I'm sorry if I hurt you this much. I couldn't resist myself. Teehee~"

I just continued to weep. Teehee my a.s.s! Seriously, I thought I'm going to die there! I couldn't even feel my back!

Tiara suddenly started caressing my head, with the warmth of a mother's hands. "There there~ Stop crying now, my dear Rikkun~" Somehow, those words and magical head pats made me calm myself. She has a talent for being a kindergarten teacher.

"Listen…" I inhaled to finally change the mood. "There is a Cursed Guardian nearby, and he's the culprit in making the boys absorbed with their l.u.s.t. That enemy is also responsible for breaking the wall. It's all his fault that the whole cla.s.s is in this mess."

"T-That's horrible!" Tiara covered her mouth with her hands. "We should tell Necchan immediately!"

"Did you see her?"

"I think she's leading the manhunts right now," Tiara said as she lent her hand for me to stand up. "You should hide in this locker. You'll be safe here. I'll go look for her."

"Got it." I said. Then I entered the standing coffin and closed it. At least this locker has a tiny window where I can peek. It feels comfortable and humid.

Tiara was about to leave the changing room. She peeked from both sides of the exit and then she cried a quick "Eeeek!" and then ran back! She opened my locker and forced her body to enter into this tight s.p.a.ce!

"Why you!" I protested.

"Close it close it close it!" Tiara answered! I have no choice but to obey!

It was actually a close call because my cla.s.smates Andrew, Nichols, and Max made their way to this room. They are shouting "We didn't do anything wrong!" As they ran and evade flying projectiles from their back, several girls chased them, aiming to slit their throats!

This locker room now feels a lot uncomfortable. Of course, we're cramped in this tight s.p.a.ce! I could feel Tiara's body temperature go high. Her cold sweat crawled on my skin. Her heavy breaths shove upon my face.

Suddenly, we saw a glimmering hope. It was Amy, pa.s.sing through the women's changing room! "Amy!" , "Necchan!" we shouted in a controlled voice. Thankfully, Amy opened the locker.

And Amy's face was so red and awed that she couldn't decide if she should feel mad or embarra.s.sed. She decided to do both as she started her sermon.

"W-W-What are you guys trying to do, being fully naked and locked in the same cramped locker?!"

"I-I-It's not what you think, Necchan! We can explain!" Tiara cried as she kicked me out of the locker. My face was slammed to the ground because of that. I swear I have never been battered like this in my life!

Amy is furious. Her purple eyes are blazing.

"Oh, you guys will tell the whole truth. With the power of my , I command you, Alaric Eisenhower, to tell the truth! … With the power of the , I command you too, Tiara Hikari, to tell the whole truth! … And for the last, I will double it on you, Ric. With my last , I command you, Alaric Eisenhower, to tell me the d.a.m.n truth!"

You don't have to use all your mind controlling magic all at once! And what's the purpose of doubling its effect on me? You're wasting it!

That's what I wanted to protest, but oh well…

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After being hypnotized, I was able to tell everything to Amy. We fully geared ourselves thereafter. So now, we're back in Yami to hunt that darn Cursed Guardian who made all this mess. It didn't take too long because he showed himself right in front of our faces.

"So you've come again, Alaric Eisenhower. Shall we continue our fight?" Drex the Cursed Guardian arrogantly said as he pointed me his giant mace.

I didn't waste any of my time. I did my combo once again, and it made him immobilized due to his frozen feet. I also froze his fingers so that he cannot open a Gate again. Seriously, this man has zero learning curve.

"Okay, you win," Drex said. "Now hurry up and finish me!"

"I'm not the one who will finish you," I said. And then I walked away. "They will."

Tiara cracked her flaming knuckles, and Amy c.o.c.ked her pistols as they approach the helpless enemy slowly.

"You're really evil, Mister Cursed Guardian. Justice will be served! You have to atone for your sins!" Tiara said furiously. She's so cute when angry.

"You enjoyed destroying the wall, so I'll enjoy drilling a hole in your skull." Amy smiled, but she's just being sarcastic. She's really p.i.s.sed.

"H-Hey, it's not me who broke the wall! It's Alaric! It's Alaric's

"Shut up!!!" The two shouted. Then they cast all the spells on their a.r.s.enal.

Actually, we're fifty-fifty to blame about that wall. I cast a spell, but he redirected it by opening a Gate. n.o.body intended to destroy the wall, but hey, he's the Cursed Guardian here! He should be blamed for every bad deed relating to him, right?