The Invincible Monk Tang 220 Dirty Jokes

The small devils who came to attack one by one by deceiving themselves were either shot or killed, looking very carefree.

In addition, while responding to the enemy, we are still in the mood to chat.

Sun Wukong brought a golden fairy bean and said: "Master, you see this fairy bean is made by special methods. Careful induction will make you feel different. This fairy bean can not only be reused but also the strength of the fairy soldier is different every time it is called out. I feel the breath of the spirit in it ..."

"Hiss ~ Master Brother, do you mean that someone deliberately refined the spirits of living beings into this fairy bean?" Hearing this, Pigsy just couldn't help taking a deep breath and said.

"Hey, you idiot know a lot!" Hearing these words, Sun Wukong admitted with a smile.

Monk Tang's eyes narrowed when he heard these words and said, "Wukong, do you mean that each bean represents a spirit and a life of a living creature?"

"Yes, that's right. Hey, the mind of the people who refined this fairy bean is really malicious. To refine your spirit into this fairy bean, you should not only extract your spirit from the body of living beings but also completely destroy your original spirit into a blank sheet of paper in the process of refining. This is a very painful process!" Sun Wukong said.

Hearing this, Monk Tang's brow wrinkled and his face looked a little ugly. He said, "Wukong, do you know what kind of spirits are the spirits of these fairy beans?"

"Master, these charms are the charms of evil spirits, and the charms are full of evil spirits. The people who make these fairy beans should be specially selected, using special methods and the charms full of evil spirits, to make fairy beans that can be continuously used and can improve their cultivation." Sun Wukong's golden flame throbbed in his eyes and looked at the fairy beans again and said.

Hearing these words, Monk Tang breathed a sigh of relief, and his face was also better. He was not the soul of ordinary people. Otherwise, Monk Tang really didn't know what to do with these fairy beans. At the moment, Monk Tang decided to kill them all for a while.

Full of evil spirit demon swoon, the predecessor is definitely fierce, completely get rid of is the most correct choice.

At the same time of relief, Monk Tang had a flash of light, and the doubts he had caused when he read the original book and watched TV series were also solved.

At that time, Monk Tang had a problem, why only Fire Cloud Cave had a bunch of small goblins with bigger farts, and other goblins didn't see it, let alone mention it. Is it just because Red Boy is like a child? Are goblins around Red Boy like kids?

However, Monk Tang thinks that is bulls.h.i.+t. Although Red Boy looks like a child, he is at least over 300 years old. Although over 300 years old is very small for goblins and Immortals, it is equivalent to the 4th generation for mortals.

Looking at the fairy beans at the moment, Monk Tang finally understood that those little monsters are changed, not born.

During a leisurely conversation between master and apprentice Monk Tang, Red Boy was enraged when he knew the true ident.i.ty of the little monster.

Red Boy felt that Monk Tang, Sun Wukong, and others looked down upon him so much that they did not show their true colors one by one. They even ignored his existence. When they talked about it from the side, Red Boy immediately shouted angrily: "Ah, you are so bold as to despise me and die for me!"

Monk Tang and his five disciples immediately turned black. d.a.m.n, why is Xiong Haizi's mouth so poisonous?

Five people looked at each other, and then the momentum is cras.h.i.+ng, toward Red Boy is blunt past, this d.a.m.n it Xiong Haizi must seize a good lesson, a good education about how to speak!

Red Boy immediately got a fright when he saw the evil master and apprentice. Then his face turned red and he became angry from embarra.s.sment. He thought that he was the king of the holy baby and ruled for thousands of miles around. Even the mountain G.o.d had to burn the fire and chop wood for him. Now he was startled by several bitter seek sutras from Monk Tang. It was really unbearable!

Roared, with a wave of his hand, I don't know how many gold and silver fairy beans are toward the Monk Tang maser five people.

In mid-air, the fairy beans are transformed into small fart children, whimpering and attacking Monk Tang and others.

"d.a.m.n, where did Red Boy get so many beans?" Monk Tang looked at the small fart children all over the sky and was also stopped. There are hundreds of d.a.m.n it. The key is that these newly unreal small fart children d.a.m.n it didn't wear clothes. Looking up, they saw rows of little a.s.s appear in front of them.

"Depend, fairy beans when so cheap?" Pigsy also grinned and said, fairy beans are not so good at refining, and the cost of refining is not low. Even the fairy G.o.ds of the heavenly court will not have so many.

"Hey, who cares where he got it? I wish all of them had been exploded into prototypes! " Sun Wukong smiled. The Monkey King Bar in his hand was enlarged, thicker and longer, and then he smashed it toward the children all over the sky.

BangBangBang...

Sun Wukong's stick went down, and small fart children goblins exploded one by one, reducing them to fairy beans.

Monk Tang and Pigsy looked at each other at the sight of this, and then they all grinned and shot one after another.

At the moment, the sky was like a rain of fairy beans. Gold and silver fairy beans fell from the sky.

Ding ding dong!

The fairy beans fell on the ground like jade beads on a jade plate, making a crisp and melodious sound.

"Ha, ha, ha, small fart child, do you have any skill? Use it all! " Sun Wukong burst out laughing.

Red Boy saw the fairy soldiers being beaten into prototype one after another. Hearing Sun Wukong's words, his little face was black with anger and his eyes flashed. He shouted, "Dead monkey, dead bald donkey, you are good. I'll spare your life first ... Let's go!"

Red Boy' finished his words, and the little train at his feet was turning around like a snake, thinking of escaping deep in the forest.

Dirty little train-run away!

Monk Tang:"?? ?" This is the escape, always feel what is wrong? I feel this is not Red Boy's style!

Sun Wukong: "withdraw? Kid, do you want to run away? Hey, it's late. I haven't taught you how to speak yet, grandpa sun of your family! Don't run! "

Talking Sun Wukong's body flash is chasing the past, at the same time Pigsy's other disciples three people also followed after the past.

See a few people far away, Monk Tang couldn't help but pick his eyebrows, and then cast Shrink Into Inches, tight catch slowly falling behind all ...