My Multiverse Trip 271 271. Smack.

He wakes up with a start.

"Absolutely pathethic. Is this how a t.i.tled doulou is supposed to act? You get your a.s.s handed to you and suffer from some minor wounds and you turn into a drunken layabout instead of healing and training to avenge your family." I catch him in the side of the head with my little fist using some of the pent up power of destruction I smash his gobsmacked face into the ground with a loud rumble.

"Time to get your s.h.i.+t together and be an adult old man." he tries to stumble back up but the mixture of shock and booze in his system makes him lag. I catch him with another fist to the back of the head.

"If someone tried to harm my family you think I'd sit around and drown my sorrows in booze? I'd burn the world down and if I couldn't do that I'd get even stronger until I could I'd become my enemies worst nightmare." *CRACKKKK* "Are you awake yet old man or do I need to whip your a.s.s some more?" I ask him with a kick to the gut.

"You little brat." He growls out finally releasing a spirit ring and dissapating all the alcohol in his system.

"Big man are you finally standing up against a three year old?" I sneer at him.

This catches him off guard as he finally realizes what's happening only to catch a tiny foot to the face and eat the table with a loud crunching noise he's on the ground again.

This is why I don't drink and never get distracted in battle if he was fully functioning and not injured there's no way this would happen.

"Alright brat enough you've made your point." He grumbles out wiping the dirt and grim off his face and slowly standing up.

"Now explain to me how you know these things and what's wrong with your body." he asks with a serious look and some worry.

"That will take some explaining and my body is messed up do to me being careless and greedy." I look up at the giant man.

He pulls put a chair and sits down slowly rubbing his eyes. "We can come back to it."

"For now I would like you to take me to the cave where you keep mother I have a way to fix her however it will take a few years. Also I can heal your wounds and your going to a tart training me in both blacksmithing and spirit cultivation. Also no more booze we drink juice in this house." I say with all the authority of a three year old.

He practically shoots to his feet in an instant. "You have a way to heal her?" he asks with a pleading face.

I look him up and down. "Yes it's one of my special abilities you'll probably get to know later."

He gets down on his knees and bows his head to the ground. "Please heal her I'll do anything!" he half shouts half sobs.

"Are you an idiot didn't I just tell you I was going to do that? You just have to bring me to her location and then your going to be training and also teaching me. however that won't start for at least another year as my body needs some time to adjust so this year your going to get your s.h.i.+t together ey?" I tell him.

he nods his head furiously.

Soon he's all packed and the store is closed up. we will be coming back here for most of my training.

outside the shop he picks me up and starts flying through the air.

a couple of days later we make it to a cave hidden behind a boulder. Moving it out of the way we are greeted by the sight of long vines of blue silver gra.s.s. Who are now shaking and waving in excitment wrapping around our limbs and caressing us lovingly.

Being shorter than the bluegra.s.s I'm practically swaddled up and carried off closer.

"h.e.l.lo mother." I call out happily it's a new thing having gra.s.s for a mother but it's probably not the strangest thing I'll experience.

We explain the situation to the gra.s.s who rattles and shakes in reply.

"Oh mother did I tell you about how I've had to take care of this drunk." I call out cheekily causing the tendrils around me to freeze and turn towards the now heavily sweating man.

"Yep spent most of his time being a big baby and drinking all day such a sight for my little eyes I learned quite a few bad habits."

*Angry rattling intensifies.*

"Now listen to me darling..." he chokes out only to be whipped furiously with angry rattling vines scolding him the entire time.

"I know I'm sorry pleaseeee.." howls of agony were heard for many more minutes from the cave.

I let out an evil chuckle.

"Well I guess it's time for me to get you both fixed up." I say clapping my hands together.

The both look at me in confusion as I hold out my hands and suck them into the kingdom. The look at the new surroundings in shock. currently we are in the hospital. I'm going to have tsunade check out tang Hao and a.s.sess his injuries.

There's notifications going off about spirit rings being added to plants and animals in the kingdom I'll ignore this til later.

I'm swooped up by a happy tsunade who hugs me between her giant melons.

"To what do I owe the pleasure of this visit Ryan?" she says snuggling me.

I point at tang hao who is still looking around in confusion. "This would be my father I would like a check up on his injuries. Also this beautiful plant is my mother I need to get her settled in to a nice spot for her to recover aswell." I point to the giant floating patch of gra.s.s whose touching things curiously with her tendrils.

Tsunade raises an eyebrow curiously before planting a kiss on my forehead and setting me down.

She quickly steers him off for xrays and other medical check ups. I want to know how the spirit rings work aswell I'm guessing a cultivation style base.

I teleport mother to the jade immortal realm. luck would have it hinata and kurumi are both in the garden and eye me and the plant curiously.

"h.e.l.lo lovelies I'd like to introduce you to my mother." I say pointing at the gra.s.s. "She's currently injured and stuck in this form so I'll be relying on you to visit her and take care of her needs." I smile happily which they both return.

"Mother these would be my wives hinata and kurumi. make sure you get to know them well." I tell the now frozen plant whose tendrils shoot out and wrap around the girls prodding and poking them examining them.

Soon one comes back giving me an unmistakable thumbs up. I just laugh it off as the girls blush.