My Multiverse Trip 366 366. Never Learn.

Over the course of the next few days more and more mercenaries tried to get rent and ended up losing kneecaps instead. Apparently they never learned as they kept slowly sending stronger people to try.

They also tried to send people to the house after hestia. But the only thing they received was a cold death from ulquiorra as Noone tries to touch my floofy G.o.ddess and lives. There where of course wards around my house so nothing will ever happen to her.

Most of the mercenary groups got the picture and f.u.c.ked off. Except the wolf head group who where smug because their boss had a famous big brother who was strong.

There was also a purple haired beauty constantly wandering around outside always looking towards where I was with crazy eyes. This would be the girl with the woeful poison body.

I had to give her applause for holding out so long as the scent of all the poisons I had would almost drive her mad with desire. It's like a man who had been starving being locked in a room filled with the most delicious food on the planet and all he has to do is walk over and take it. But he holds out and just keep standing on the other side of the room smelling the G.o.dly food.

I watched as her mental facilities slowly slipped by. mumbling to herself. Eyes darting around. Back and forth walking. Almost entering the clinic but leaving. It was like a drug addict fighting for a fix.

The madness in the young woman's eyes growing at an alarming rate.

I figured it was time to help.

I popped in front of her and froze her body with magic.

Her eyes locked onto me.

"That's a crazy addiction right there that body seems to be quite a ha.s.sle." no response

"A walking calamity the woeful poison body. Able to kill off everything within thousands of miles if you can't control it." no response.

"I'll offer you your greatest desire and help you control that cursed body. all you've got to do is follow me what do you say?" I show her a glob of poison on my finger.

"I accept please let me have it." She begs.

I pop my finger covered in poison into her mouth and she frantically licks and sucks on it with audible moans.

Pretty hot.

"Now what's your name?" I ask her.

"Yi Xian." She pants out.

"Alright you'll be following me from now on and I'll teach you how to control that body of yours so you don't explode and kill people off. And stop looking at me like a snack it's unnerving." She blushes and covers her face as I put her back on the ground.

Still she happily follows along behind me back to the clinic.

"I will also be teaching you proper doctor skills as I'm sure you'd enjoy learning." I say and she happily nods.

odd how someone whose every touch can kill people with poison wants to help people.

"Ulquiorra can you tell hestia to prepare another room at the house and also go eliminate the wolf head mercenary group as they have quite a debt in medical bills that need to be paid please remember to loot them as we can't suffer a loss." I speak into the air startling the girl when a voice responds back with a monotonous "Yes."

"Who was that?" She whispers.

"Ah my bodyguard, even though I told them I didn't need one they bullied me into it." I sigh out.

"What's his cultivation level I didn't even sense him?" she asks.

"In this world I have no idea what level he would be." I honestly tell her.

"You must be from a powerful sect or clan then if you have such a bodyguard." she says.

"Nope I'm not from any sect and I recently left what was supposed to be a family and stole the daughter of one of the great sects leaders ahaha." I laugh happily as she looks at me in shock.

"Your kidding right?" She asks hopefully.

"Nope besides with the poisons I have you should already know I wouldn't fear any sect or clan." she thinks for a moment about the heavenly poison smell coming off my body and nods.

Of course I'm not going to give her the myriad tribulations poison she would die instantly and I trust like zero people with that nasty piece of business.

We make it back to the clinic and I have her pop onto a table so I can examine her body. Basically it's a s.h.i.+t show. Poison everywhere from the blood to the bones and in the organs. The only reason she hasn't died yet is she's just forcing it down. she sweats toxins that can kill people with just a touch.

"There's a simple way to solve this and that would be me just getting rid of all the poison in your body." I say "The other way is to put all the poison into a single dantian and you focus all the ingested poisons to that area basically giving you a kind of poison marble you can control. Now the body has 3 basic dantians in cultivation. One in the head, one in the middle of your chest and one in your lower abdomen. each of these areas have specialties I won't go into but the one we will be using is in your abdomen." I start browsing through cultivation books looking for the one I need.

This one is a basic cultivation manual that gathers all the body toxins into one area and let's it be used as a weapon. basically you spit a toxic ball at people and they melt neat.

I pa.s.s it over to her and make her read it. but since her body is pretty c.r.a.p I have to help her along so I poke her under tummy and start drawing in the poisons as she circulates it into her dantian.

it takes at while as you have to be gentle can't just rip toxins from the bloodstream and stuff unless you want to kill people magneto style from xmen.

After a few hours we finish and her little poison ball is done she will have to do this every time she ingests poison but hey its better than exploding.

"Let me see it." I hold out my hand.

She looks at me the spits the toxic ball into my palm.

There's other things besides poison in the ball like dirt and other nasties that need to be cleaned out. I use the sky poison pearl to clean it up and shape it perfectly while adding in some more toxins and some phoenix tears so if it ever does go wrong she won't die.

I pa.s.s the white and purple swirling sphere back to her in much better shape. "First never give anyone that marble as one it would probably kill them and two it's basically all your cultivation." I reprimand her.

She nods before swallowing it.

"Good now do you know what is cla.s.sified as a poison? As there are things that don't count from what I've experienced." She looked at me curiously.

"First of all acids do not count as poisons so don't eat acids. some poisons can act as acids though so if your not sure come find me. Next up sicknesses don't count as poisons like viruses and such so don't eat any of those. However poisons can be used to fight off some viruses someday I'll teach you how to do that." I teach her.

Poisons are tricky business.

I put some vials on the table along with a few powders and flowers. "These Are some poisons you are allowed to eat. I also have a big book of poisons you are to identify each poison and write down the qualities of each of them and what they are before you ingest them. The poison you where given earlier happens to be basalisk venom it basically killed all the others poisons you had also I've put in some phoenix tears so study those aswell." I tell the girl who listens carefully.

I lead her to a little room near my office with a desk and place some books down along with pens and papers. She sits down and grabs a vial before examining it and starting a search.