My Multiverse Trip 6 6.The Quiet Life

I got up the next day to see that my shadow had died 3 times, man must have had it hard. I had about 400 experience give or take not much I can do with that besides getting to level 3. I'm not too worried about that I'll save it up for shadow number 2 which costs about 100k. Levels do me no good right now since I'm basically a baby.

My farm is up to level 2 though so that's nice, dipsy brought home some random magical plants nothing I can recognize really and most of its useless but hey a level is a level. Who knows they might be potion ingredients I think at level 5 I can turn the crops into seeds for more crops in case I get anything rare I'll have to save it. I know the system burns the 1st one to enter for the experience but it opens it in the shop as well. if it's not useful or we already have it it does nothing the system is sometimes picky you know. I decided to take a peek at my stats for now not much else to do I'm broke at the moment.

STATS

NAME: RYAN DIGGORY

AGE:2 DAYS

GENDER: MALE

SPECIES: HUMAN

t.i.tLE: JERKED CHICKEN: EFFECT: TAKE 5% LESS FIRE DAMAGE, SHAMELESS: YOUR FACE IS AS THICK AS YOUR CASTLE WALLS EFFECT: NOT EASILY EMBARRa.s.sED.

HP:10

MP:470

STR:0

DEX:0

INT: 47

WIS:18

LUC:15

STAT POINTS:0

EXP:0 (430 SAVED) TIL NEXT 100

SKILLS

GAMERS MIND: KEEP CALM AND RATIONAL THOUGHTS NO MATTER WHAT THE SITUATION IS. (Pa.s.sIVE)

OCCULMENCY: KEEP YOUR THOUGHTS TO YOURSELF (HIGH GRADE) 17.8%/100 TNL

MEDITATION BASIC: CALM YOURSELF HELPS RELAX INCREASES MAGICAL PROWESS WITH MENTAL RELAXATION

INVENTORY: 4300GP 250SP (NOTE MOST BOOKS MOVED TO CASTLE LIBRARY FOR STORAGE)

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Man those t.i.tles make me want to cry.

I expect for the next couple weeks all I'll end up doing is just occulmency practice until I get the coins for a new book. I've realized my shadow hack has about the skills of a child after reviewing the playback I must say it's not pleasant dying in those. It's like a Reliving a death it makes me cringe. I need to start practicing a bit of magic at some point I mean really if you don't try the Lumos spell when your little what else can you do I mean I know like 10 spells from the book but I don't think my body can handle that right now. I'll do it when I'm older I want to get wandless and silent spells cause I know 99% of wizards are boned without a wand.

I'm also gonna get martial arts books no weapons, for now, I mean who wouldn't want to break someone's face with a fist!? that's sooo cool I mean Rock Lee from Naruto is like my hero the hard-working little guy I don't know if I'll get to that level anytime this decade or the next but we can try lol.

[QUEST ALERT: ACT LIKE A BABY FOR THE NEXT THREE MONTHS REWARD 250 SP REFUSAL YOUR WIFE COMPLAINS TO YOU AND SHOWS YOUR EMBARRa.s.sING MOMENTS TO FUTURE WIVES WHEN YOUR OLDER.]

"Nooooooooooo!" I cry out in frustration.

"yes you can do your occulmency training but no weird baby magic you don't want people to start looking at you weird right?" Ca.s.sie asks me pointing out that it would be pretty odd having a 2-day old baby doing magic would attract attention.

"uh... fine." I figure it's better than being labeled a genius and having everyone eyeball me.

"Good," Ca.s.sie replies smugly.

As I slowly ponder over if making my ai a real wife was a good thing to do (Ca.s.sie: "hmph I'm showing everyone your bad moments

").....I mean rejoicing at my greatest decision I ever made in my existence (ca.s.sie: "you better.")

I hear my parents talking about the Lovegood's and how they just had a baby as well and wondering if they should set up play dates in a few months. I start crying for my food like any natural baby does and I'm brought to my sworn nemesis mothers nipple and we have a staredown until I give in. father is receiving owls from the ministry and old dumbles seems like times are really hard he's mumbling about family deaths and muggle ma.s.sacres.

Mother is frowning, she's a stay at home wife and knows that it's a war going on and with him smack in the middle of it as dumbledores man she's quite unpleasant about it but understands there's not much she can do so I give her my patented baby smile and a small coo to let her know what's up. Her face brightens like a Christmas tree it surely is cause I'm so handsome. After the feeding and changing, I'm back in my crib for my nap. it's hard work being a baby you know?

Weeks go by with me doing my lessons and gaining EXP pa.s.sively and slowly leveling up the farm it's gotten to level 4 but it's ground to a halt. Dipsy can't find any new plants in the area I've gotten about 40k EXP from my shadow and about 40kgp from the farm.

I bought basic hand to hand combat muay Thai and judo basic skill books for 10kgp leaving me at 34kgp total I study them during the day and practice a bit at night with the shadow. I'm still at a beginner basic level but I'll get there my body shows no improvement except a bit of mana and some better functioning for my mind with occulmency it's been three months soon great changes will come.