Rebirth Of The Tree Fujoshi 3 How Dare You Deceive Me

And... he jumped. Viewers at home should close their eyes so they don't have to see what's about to happen, I would join you but I don't have eyelids. Oh, I'll just look in a different direction and wait until I hear him land on the ground. Yes, that's right, I can also hear, that's how I knew Nars was coming over, I could hear the crunch of dirt under his feet as he stepped towards me, he also happens to snore very loudly.

5 seconds pa.s.s...

10 seconds pa.s.s...

15 seconds pa.s.s...

Hmm? Why don't I hear anything? I look towards the area where Cold-kun should have landed, which was coincidentally right by Nars. Eh... he... he's flying??? Holy gessus, did I reincarnate into a fantasy world??? I mean that would be fine too, it doesn't really change the fact that I'm a tree, though if there happens to be a battle between important characters like the ML and villain, I might get destroyed by being in the blast radius. What? You think since this story is from my point of view I'll have an mc halo or a golden finger? HA! Don't get your hopes up viewers, whatever sent me here gave me the body of a fracking tree, I highly doubt they would care enough to give me anything helpful like normal reincarnators get.

Hmm... now that I look more closely Cold-kun is hanging by a wire attached to my tree branch, pfh... he's in one of those upside down spider-man poses and it's making his bowl cut look like horns on his head. Wait... this pose... that manga I read... eh? Is Cold-kun an a.s.sa.s.sin? Ah! Does that mean he's here to kill our Nars? Noooooo, I was already starting to s.h.i.+p you two... Cold-kun dropped down right in front of Nars, their faces are less that a foot apart. NOOO STOP don't ruin the s.h.i.+p! It's been less than three chapters and the authors already killing off a character!?!? I... I can't look.

*slap*

...eh? I turn back to see Nars drowsily waking up from his nap, because of the slap that Cold-kun gave him.

"Wake up Idiot, you're late for the meeting again." Cold-kun's voice was like a breath of fresh air blowing in your face. His soft, pre-p.u.b.escent sounding voice make him seem more like a emo tsundere instead of a cold tsundere. So they know each other? I see, phew, that's a relief... but what kind of relations.h.i.+p do they have right now? Are we still in the acquaintance stage? Friend stage? Well, we know they work together, so whatever the relations.h.i.+p, even if it's just acquaintances, can still turn into something more... and I get a front row seat of it, hehehe.