I'm Actually a Cultivation Bigshot Chapter 599 - Lord Dog's Fury, It Must Be Nice To Be You

Chapter 599: Lord Dog’s Fury, It Must Be Nice To Be You

When the West Shadow Guard and the others thought of their own experience, their hearts became twisted with pain, their body felt drained of blood, and they almost threw up again. They felt as if something putrid was rus.h.i.+ng up from their stomach as soon as they opened their mouths. Their stomachs flipped and retched.

What’s the point of being alive if they did not take revenge!

Moreover, the West Shadow Guard was not a fool, he had estimated the combat power of the other party. The opposing party had a small number of people with only Blackie and Elder being high-level members of the Heavenly Realm. In his party, there was him and the Left Messenger. Not to mention, they had numbers on their side. Then, there was the Slaughter formation they had set up beforehand. It could be said victory was already theirs for the taking!

It was like shooting fish in the barrel! Blackie and the rest of the group had nothing on them!

Suddenly, waves after waves started to ripple at the entrance of the secret border. A mighty aura emerged, overflowing like a tide.

“They’re coming! Everyone at your station!”

There was a smirk on the West Shadow Guard’s face. This was his inner demon, he had to remove it no matter what, unable to disguise his murderous intent.

The rest of the Ministry group felt the same — faces were contorted with rage, murderous, and crazy.

‘Be prepared to feel our wrath for doing such a thing to us!’

Only the Left Messenger maintained a sense of rationality but felt too timid to reason with her group. She frowned slightly and after some hesitation, chose to retreat from the impending battle to watch from the sidelines. So she slowly retreated from the group without anyone’s notice.

Finally, Blackie who was the first to get out. It did not seem like he sensed any danger because he was walking as if he was doing a catwalk. Behind him, Elder Yun and the others followed silently.

It was not until they saw the scene outside that they stopped.

“They’re out! They’ve all come out!”

“Hahaha, kill them all!”

“Make them eat sh*t, make them eat sh*t!!!”

Everyone’s attention was fixed on Blackie and the group in an instant — their powerful murderous aura and anger created a shocking pressure, which caused the expressions of Taoist Junjun and the rest of the group to become grave.

“You all…should die!” The West Shadow Guard stepped forward, like a king above the world, and sentenced everyone to death. His eyes were full of cruelty, and he said in a low voice, “Activate Incinerate Immortal Cancel Dao Spell!”

As soon as the words were uttered, everyone’s mana started to surge, and with only a thought — the big formation that was prepared beforehand became activated.

The terrifying halo light shot up into the sky, forming a pillar of light high up in the sky. It had even surpa.s.sed the Area of the G.o.ds, continuing on to the Chaos!

A barrier had been formed, one filled with Wisdom aura. Layers and layers of golden flame suddenly rose up, surrounding everyone!

The flame contained the Power of Wisdom, which was enough to burn everything and anything. A burst of aura of destruction rose from the flames, forming a force of suppression, making everyone’s mana to become stagnant.

Taoist Junjun and others looked solemn and frightened. They did not waste any time in taking out treasures to protect themselves.

They had obtained a lot of Ultimate Heavenly Spiritual Treasure in the secret border and some of them possessed amazing defensive power. They used their power to activate the treasures and an enchanting light manifested, falling down endlessly to counter the flames.

The West Shadow Guard smiled contemptuously. “Did you think you have bested me?”

He raised his hand and he manipulated the flames to gather themselves to form numerous long dragons which began to twist and turn above the formation.

These flame dragons were fiercer than real dragons. The scales on them were burning flames, layers after layers, nearly causing the surrounding areas to burst into flame.

The dragons had surrounded Blackie and the group and with a slight sweep of their tails destroyed their defense formation. The Ultimate Heavenly Spiritual Treasure began to dim as they were damaged by the flames causing them to lose their spiritual power.

The flames could even incinerate Ultimate Heavenly Spiritual Treasure!

“Incinerate Immortal Cancel Dao Spell happens to be a spell from the Ancient Chaos period. It can condense the Wisdom Divine Fire and incinerate all the worlds in the Heavenly Realm in a matter of instant. Give up now and you might enjoy a quick death. If not, feel the pain of the slow burning!”

The West Shadow Guard smiled triumphantly. The others from the Ministry were giddy with glee, their eyes were full of hatred.

“Give up your mana and Dao Heart and become our urinal and we’ll consider sparing your lives!” Someone said, still holding on to a grudge, causing the group to erupt in laughter.

Taoist Junjun and the others wore a heavy expression. The moisture in their bodies was rapidly evaporating although not a bead of sweat could be found on their body as they were directly vaporized by the high temperature. Their mana was visibly reduced at a speed and they would surely become ashes soon.

They were too careless! They had actually forgotten to be on the defense against the Ministry people when they walked out from the secret border. They came out unprepared and thus, reaped what they sowed.

This spell was truly terrifying for it came from a period of Ancient Chaos. Its power was extraordinary, containing a shred of the Fire of Wisdom — there was no way anyone could withstand it.

“Lord Dog, we won’t be able to withstand it much longer. We have no choice but to surrender ourselves,” the Jade Emperor said sadly.

“Are you sure about that?” Blackie turned his head and glanced at everyone with a deep knowing in his eyes. “Don’t move. Stay where you are.”

Then he took a step forward and walked straight into the blazing flames of the spell without any means of defense. His mind was clear and he advanced unhesitatingly. The endless golden flame enveloped him in an instant.

“This dog is so brave! He wanted to end it quickly to cut short the torture!”

“It’s a wise choice. Better to enjoy a quick death.”

“I have been upset with this bald dog for a long time, it’s a pity he died so quickly!”

Everyone smiled with satisfaction.

Suddenly, their smiles became frozen, their eyes widened, and they thought they were seeing hallucinations.

They saw Blackie standing in the sea of fire with a calm face — his body was not damaged at all. He just stood silently there, unbothered by the flames licking his body.

The golden flame surrounded him, flowing like waves. One might have mistakenly thought that the flames were not hot at all!

Blackie slowly frowned and he walked around the fire for a while. “That’s it? It’s not even hot enough to boil my bath water! I give it one star!”

What he said did not cause any physical damage but caused a huge mental damage for it was extremely insulting.

“Why is he not hurt?”

“Impossible, this is impossible!”

“He’s a demon dog! He’s poisonous!”

The Ministry people could not accept what was happening right in front of their eyes and started to have a breakdown.

“Shut up, all of you!!”

Blackie raised his hand impatiently and a giant paw print rushed towards the crowd.

An infinite amount of mana swirled above the sky and transformed into a giant phantom paw print. It descended on the crowd, like a fly swatter, as soon as Blackie swung down his hand.

Slap!

In an instant, more than a dozen Ministry members were turned into ashes and were carried away by the wind.

“The fire refines the sky, burning the Dao into disintegration!” The Left Shadow Guard’s eyes were cold and he had a hideous expression on his face. His hatred towards Blackie had reached the point of explosion. He would combine two spells together to land a killing blow. All the flames gathered together and entwined Blackie like a python. The temperature had increased sky high and burned all of the water from the air.

The clouds in the sky were also turned golden by the light of the fire, and the flames became unstoppable. They pierced through the sky, pa.s.sed through outer s.p.a.ce, before finally reaching Chaos!

The flame was only targeting Blackie. However, the pressure faced by Taoist Junjun and others had also increased. Even the Ultimate Heavenly Spiritual Treasure showed signs of melting and would become liquid metal soon!

They looked at Blackie who was completely engulfed by flames, and their hearts trembled. It was really hard to imagine how much worse the attack was on Blackie!

Even the entire Eastern region of the Area of the G.o.ds was affected by this heat, causing the temperature to rise as if ten suns had appeared in the sky, just like during the time of the Eldritch!

Such a terrifying power shocked the major forces of the Area of the G.o.ds and caused a big sensation!

All the Immortals in the Heavenly Palace were toasted by the flames and they all activated their mana to dissipate heat while constantly looking down at the battle scene.

The sight of the golden flame beam penetrating the sky and the earth and exuding terrifying waves was truly a spectacular sight to behold.

The Heavenly Soldiers and the Heavenly Guards looked at the scene before them with anxiousness and a little bit of amazement.

“What terrifying power! It’s coming from the secret border.”

“The Jade Emperor and Taoist Junjun are still there. Do you think they would be able to handle the attack??”

“Of course not! Isn’t it obvious?”

“Return to your station and no discussions allowed!” Suddenly, Yang Jian, Xiao Chengfeng and others walked swiftly over with solemn expressions to suppress the commotion.

Then, Yang Jian raised his hand, and the third eye on his forehead burst into light which shot out into the far distance.

“What kind of flame is this? It’s terrifying!” Yang Jian’s complexion had changed to shock and fear. “Taoist Junjun, Jade Emperor, and Food G.o.d are all in danger, but the opponent…is too strong, just too strong! This flame is powerful enough to incinerate the whole sky!”

“It can’t be!” He was taken aback for a moment and gasped out in horror, a layer of gooseb.u.mps formed all over his body. “Among the flames, it’s…it’s Lord Dog!”

It was completely silent at the exit of the secret border.

The light of the flame was s.h.i.+ning and with unparalleled power, the high temperature burned everything. Everyone was staring at the flames, reveling in its power.

However, in the next moment, the invincible flame suddenly moved, and a huge dog paw broke out of the flame, pa.s.sed through the flame, bringing with it a shocking heat wave, and aimed straight at the West Shadow Guard!

The West Shadow Guard’s pupils shrank violently, disbelief coloring his expression. But he reacted quickly and with a lift of his foot teleported to another place.

The dog’s paw did not slow down in its path and along the way, took out a few more Ministry people. They did not even have enough time to react before disappearing in a cloud of gas.

How was this possible? The West Shadow Guard looked at Blackie who was still under the flames, shock undisguised on his face — a feeling of deep terror surged through his heart and his scalp became numb with a tingling sensation.

“s.h.i.+nto Thunder Slas.h.i.+ng Sword!” The sword appeared in the West Shadow Guard’s hand and lightning began to crackle in the sky accompanied by the roar of the rumbling thunder.

He held up his sword and pointed at the sky.

“O magic sword which is alive, listen to my call, the invisible Wisdom would be manifested as a thunderbolt!”

Boom!

Above the Chaos, a divine thunder shocked the world, coming from afar, piercing through the clouds, and shooting straight into the s.h.i.+nto Thunder Slas.h.i.+ng Sword!

It was the Chaos Thunderbolt!

In an instant, with the aura of devastation nearing its peak, no one dared to be near the sword with Wisdom of Thunder swirling around it.

“This attack uses a shred of the Wisdom aura from my master as the catalyst. It is very close to an attack from the Wisdom Elite Being. You would go down in the history of Chaos as the dog who was able to die by this attack!” The West Shadow Guard said to himself. His eyes were dyed blue by the thunderbolt, clenching his long sword, his body transformed into a long rainbow, and aimed straight at Blackie.

At this moment, Blackie’s back was left defenseless but he did not care at all. All he cared about was taking out as many Ministry people as possible with his dog paws. It was as easy as killing mosquitoes.

“Lord Dog, lookout!” Taoist Junjun and the others shouted. They feared for his life and one after another s.h.i.+elded his backside with treasures, trying to cancel out the blow.

“Ha!” The flas.h.i.+ng thunderbolt easily broke through the heavy defenses and was unfettered. It arrived behind Blackie in a flash.

“Die!” The West Shadow Guard shouted frantically, all the hatred in his heart exploded, hoping to quell all his anger with this blow.

‘This dog is too c.o.c.ky! He deserves to die!’ The West Shadow Guard thought while fixing his stare of Blackie’s backside and the stupid leather pants he was wearing. He would concentrate all his grievances on this blow!

‘I’m going to stab your leather pants, your *ss, and your soul!’ He thought.

Ahhhhh!

The sword made contact.

Screech!

Inch by inch, the entire s.h.i.+nto Thunder Slas.h.i.+ng Sword became shattered as if it was gla.s.s. .h.i.tting on a wall. In the end, the West Shadow Guard was left with only the hilt of the sword resting against Blackie’s backside.

He was wide eyed and stunned.

All around only the sound of silence could be heard which formed a sharp contrast with the yelling of the West Shadow Guard just now.

Blackie turned his head and looked at the bewildered West Shadow Guard, staring at him with big eyes.

“F you for daring to stab me in the *ss!”

Before the West Shadow Guard came back to his senses, he felt a heavy slap on his face. The force was enough to rearrange all the features on his face and his body was also not spared. He instantly flew out upside down like a beam of light.

However, not risking the chance of having his body landing on the ground, with a twist of his body, the West Shadow Guard righted himself in the air and fled towards the far distance.

‘Terrifying! Truly terrifying! That dog’s *ss is so hard that even the s.h.i.+nto Thunder Slas.h.i.+ng Sword given to me by the lord was no match against it. It’s horrifying just thinking about it! Although he is not at the level of Wisdom, he definitely has the power to defeat all the high-level members in the Wisdom Realm! This bald dog is invincible! Why did we even wronged him in the first place? Run, I have to run away from here!’ thought the West Shadow Guard. He was so frightened that he wished he had an extra pair of legs to take him away as fast as possible.

From now, Blackie’s face would color all his dreams, turning them into nightmares.

However, just as he was desperately running away, a dog paw big enough to cover the sky descended forcefully from above him.

“No! Spare me some mercy!” The West Shadow Guard let out a desperate roar, and his whole body was quickly pressed down by the dog’s paw from the sky to the ground making any resistance futile.

In the process of falling from the sky, his blood swelled and he unleashed everything he had. Vaguely, he saw a red figure in the distance.

The figure was running fast and escaped from the Area of the G.o.ds and into the Chaos without once looking back. He was envious of her.

‘Wait a minute. She looks familiar! It’s the Left Messenger! She has been waiting for the chance to escape all along. No wonder I didn’t sense her power in the battle. Not to mention, she was the only who escaped the fate of drinking p*ss and eating sh*t! It must be nice to be her.’ The Left Shadow Guard thought.

“You b*tch!” The West Shadow Guard roared, saving his last breath for this.

Boom!

The dog paw along with the West Shadow Guard finally landed on the ground, causing dust to swirl around, and the earth to crack. His life force was completely severed.