Diadem - Shadow of the Warmaster Part 4

Hmm. Send the three of you home? I'm sure you understand that isn't possible.

Even if I were willing to betray my kind, Bolodo would never agree. They have too much to lose. Short of that, what do you want?"

"If we have to live here, then let us live well. You say we are slaves, if so free us. Pay us. Provide us with a way of sustaining ourselves once the job is done." He lifted his hands, let them fall, turned his head with ma.s.sive dignity to Churri then Aslan. "Either of you have anything to add?"

Nearly strangling on the word, Churri muttered, "No."

Aslan gazed past Tra Yarta's head at the man silhouetted against the darkening blue of the sky outside. She looked away. "No."

"There you have it. You get what you pay for."

"Your companions show little enthusiasm for your bargain."

"Enthusiasm costs more than you can afford to pay, Tra Yarta. You're buying competence, not complicity."

"Competence. Hmm. Your request is a trifle vague."

"Necessarily."

"Hmm. In principle, I accept your terms; it is obvious to a minimal intelligence ..." He steepled bis hands, raised heavy blond brows. ". . . that difficult and complex projects requiring creative solutions ..." He cleared his throat, a distant amus.e.m.e.nt gleamed in his dark blue eyes. "... cannot be solved by applying whips to reluctant backs." Eyelids drooping, he contemplated Parnalee. "It will be some time before your work-product reaches any sort of coherence. During that interval I can evaluate your efforts and you can acquire sufficient local knowledge to shape your proposal to your needs. At that time it's quite possible that we will be able to negotiate a mutually satisfactory arrangement." He got to his feet. "At the same time, be very sure you keep in mind your circ.u.mstances. Be very sure the degree of nuisance you produce does not exceed the value of your services. If I can't use your proper skills, I'll find other employment for you." He ran his eyes over Parnalee's powerful body. "The mines can always use a strong back. I have had a small compound cleared out and made ready for the three of you. I expect you to start work immediately. There is a com at each of your work stations, preset to the offices of certain of my aides who will be directing you in this enterprise. If you need anything, callon them." With a valedictory nod, Tra Yarta strode briskly from the room. The Bolodo Rep who hadn't said a word during the interview kept on saying nothing as he hurried after the Security Chief.

The compound was a walled-in oval of garden and walkways, fountains and arbors with a small one-story structure at one focus of the oval, a delicate airy house with pointed windows and walls of wood, not stone; from the security arrangements and the look of the place, it seemed reasonably clear that the Imperator had stashed his favorite courtesans here and spent more than a little time with them. There were four bedrooms with bathrooms attached, set like beads at the corners of an oblong brooch, the centerpiece a large well-lit common room. Tra Yarta had moved most of the furniture out of the common room and set up three work stations for them; these waited under dust sheets. A fire was crackling behind a pleated gla.s.s screen and comfortable leather-covered chairs were arranged in a shallow arc about the hearth. Behind these there was a dining table with a number of open backed chairs about it; a cold supper was set out on the table, several kinds of salad, fruit, shrimp and other seafood, bread and b.u.t.ter and a selection of jams and jellies, and finally, a hot fruit ounch steam- ing in a large ceramic urn with mugs cl.u.s.tered about its base.

Aslan ran her hands through her hair, stretched, groaned. "Clean clothes. A bath. Food." She laughed and went into the bedroom a.s.signed to her.

Parnalee patted the solid slab of muscle over his stomach. "I like a good meal." He chuckled, a ba.s.so rumble. "Yes, indeed. It's why I usually travel worlds.h.i.+p, the E Corini by choice. They raise the most succulent crustaceans known to palate." He skewered a giant shrimp, inspected it with satisfaction and popped it in his mouth.

Churri shoved his chair back, its legs squealing painfully across the floor; he bounced to his feet, glared at Parnalee. With a scornful t'k of tongue against palate, he stumped to the urn, sc.r.a.ped out enough punch to fill his mug and crossed to the hearth. Though the alcoholic content of the punch was more imagination than reality, he'd eaten almost nothing and was awash with enough of it to exacerbate a mild misanthropy. He dropped into one of the easy chairs and sat glowering at the flames refracted through the folded panes of the firescreen.

Parnalee swallowed the last shrimp and got to his feet. He crossed to one of the many windows and pushed aside a translucent white curtain decorated extensively with delicate blackwork. It was a warm spring night with mist drifting in threads around the fountain and clouds blowing in from the west though they were not yet clotted enough to diminish the soft pervasive glow from the moons. "I need exercise," he said. "Take a walk with me, the two of you?"

Aslan joined him at the window. "It's getting damp out there, I've had one bath, I don't need another."

"You won't melt."

She leaned against him, patted a yawn. "Way I feel, I might."

"A little exercise will fix that."

"I can think of pleasanter ways to get it."

"Aslan, use your head, will you? Think!"

She giggled.

"T'sa!" He scooped her up, dumped her head down over his shoulder and carried her to the door. It was locked, but he closed his fingers about the latch handle and applied force. The latch creaked and gave. He shoved the door open and stalked outside with her.

At first Aslan was too startled to object, then too amused. She was giggling when he set her down and went back inside, still giggling (though mist.w.a.ter dripping from the eaves rendered her considerably damper) when he came out with Churri tucked under one arm. Before the Bard woke up enough to react, he was on his feet beside Aslan, swaying and blinking, sputtering as a large drip landed in his left eye, building up to an explosion.

"We need to talk," Parnalee rumbled at them. "Gan't inside."Aslan nodded. The fizzy good feeling born out of the food and the bath and having s.p.a.ce to move in so her elbows could come away from her sides drained from her. She scrubbed a hand across her face, pushed dampening hair out of her eyes. Churri got rid of his anger and insult, peeling them away as if he peeled off his face to show another face beneath. He didn't say anything, but Parnalee's words had gotten through to him.

Hands clasped behind him, Parnalee trudged off, big head swinging as he hunted out a place where he'd feel secure enough to talk. Churri plunged after him.

Aslan scratched her nose, looked over her shoulder at the warm red glow s.h.i.+mmering through the curtains; she sighed, hunched her shoulders against the strengthening wind and followed them.

Parnalee continued his prospecting until he came to one of the fountains. A slender column of water rose, broke, tumbled noisily from basin to basin scattered like bronze petals down a manufactured slope; he climbed halfway up the slope, knelt beside a rough wooden bench without a back and ran his hands over it. He stood, frowned at the bench, then dropped onto one end of it, the end nearest the stream. Churri clasped his hands behind his back and stood facing Parnalee, teetering atop a rock.

Aslan settled herself beside Parnalee, put her hand on his arm; it was rock hard. He looked as relaxed as ever, but she could feel a tension in him which surprised her; in the belly of the Bolodo transport he'd seemed such a casual, easy-going man. She took her hand away. "If you expect me to lay down and let that deviate clean his feet on me. . . ."

"I expect you to do what you've been trained to do. Use your reason. You're supposed to be intelligent. What I was buying back there was time."

Churri grunted, kicked at the rock with the heel of his sandal.

Aslan sniffed. "You really think Tra Yarta's going to keep his side of the bargain?"

"Look at it this way. We produce, the trouble (whatever it is) goes away, what happens to us?"

Aslan dug a hole in the dirt with her toes, watched it fill with water dripping over the edge of the nearest basin. "What I know from cultures like this says we'd be an embarra.s.sment to him. So . . ." She knifed her hand across her throat. "And if we don't produce?" "All right, if you have to hear it, same thing, a lot sooner." "Aslan, how long were you at Weersyll?" "Six months less three days." "Churri?"

The short bald man didn't answer for a minute, he frowned past Parnalee, then he nodded. "Two months, something like that." He stuck his thumbs behind his belt and teetered on the rock. "You were already there."

"Right. They're a methodical bunch, Bolodo, I'd say they go out twice a year.

Which means it'll be somewhere around six months standard before the next transport arrives. We need information, weapons, some kind of plan. Like I said, we need time."

Churri looked up as a brief flurry of raindrops blew intn his face. "I sav we take advantage of this slop and go over the wall. There're mountains on the far side of the lake, we can go to ground there, live off the land." Aslan snorted. "You think Huvved and Hordar both won't turn on us? Except for Bolodo this is a closed world. You want to see some raging xenophobia . . ." She frowned at her mud-splashed feet. "It's a thought, though, if things get difficult here. . . ."

Parnalee yawned. "With you and the Bard glowering like twin fumeroles, maybe Tra Yarta took my offer seriously. Let's hope he did and turns his attention elsewhere." The rain was coming down harder. He brushed at his hair, soft brown hair that shed the water like seal fur. His hand covered his face for a moment, lingered a breath longer than the gesture required. Aslan wondered about that, remembering the tension in his arm. "The first part is up to you, Aslan, you have to be convincing. I can play with this and that, work up projections, but until I've got your data, I can't get down to serious work, at least, I can make a good case for idleness. Find out . . . mm . . . we'll need a pilot, someone who can handle the engines, someone who can figure outwhere the . . . um . . . h.e.l.l we are and how to get back to civilized parts."

"If no one else turns up we can trust, I can get the s.h.i.+p back, close enough anyway to put out a mercycall." Aslan sc.r.a.ped rain off her face. "Something I'd better say. Whatever Tra Yarta thinks, whatever the records say, I can't do what he wants. I can describe, a.n.a.lyze, compare societies, tease them to bits under the scope of technique, if you want it in the pretentious jargon the man seems to prefer. Manipulate them? Nonsense. I wouldn't know the first thing about that." She got up, went a short way up the slope, came back. "What happens when he finds out?"

Parnalee brushed at his hair again. When his hand dropped, he was smiling.

"You weren't listening. That's my part of the job. You a.n.a.lyze, I put your data to work, Churri adds the frills. That's what the man said. Not altogether a bad idea. Comes close to my usual practice. Maybe Bolodo told him, maybe he thought it up his little self."

"He did say you were a propagandist." "Event designer. Sounds better." "All that talk about dirtying one's self-esteem?" "He wanted to hear that, so I gave it to him. Bargaining chip. Ah, all right, a bit more than that. I do not like being coerced." The last phrase was spoken slowly with an angry emphasis on each word. "I choose where and when I'm going to work, not some tin G.o.d on a backwater world."

Aslan folded her arms across her b.r.e.a.s.t.s, rubbed her fingers slowly up and down her biceps. "Um. Maybe I don't need to say it." She scowled at him.

"Maybe I do. Don't underestimate the locals, Par. I've seen a lot of that places I was working. Travelers come through and just because the locals don't think the same way or know about the same gadgets, they think they're stupid.

My mother talks like that, I think it's because she knows it irritates me. She and her friends have been around a lot, it gives them illusions of . . ." she laughed, tasted rain on her lips, "you said it, tinG.o.dishness. According to them the locals haven't got the brains or the get-up to suck a t.i.t. These Huvved, maybe the Hordar too, they've been isolated a long time, but they're not stupid and I doubt if they're unsophisticated in the art of the cabal. Tra Yarta wouldn't be sweating like he is if they were easy to handle. He thinks he's got us locked, that we can't make trouble for him whatever we get up to.

I hope he's wrong. But we'd better be d.a.m.n clever." She pushed at soggy hair, drew her hand rapidly back and forth across her nostrils. "And I'm catching pneumonia out here, can't we go in where it's warm?"

"Right." Parnalee stood. "I've said what I had to say. Aslan, I agree with you on most of that. We won't fool him if we fake it; we have to do it straight until we're ready to jump, whether we jump at the s.h.i.+p or into the mountains, otherwise we're in s.h.i.+t to our eyeb.a.l.l.s. I'm going to get out of this one way or another. Don't either of you screw me up; I'll twist the neck of the one who tries it."

Aslan began working.

Reluctantly.

These weren't her people, she had no responsibility for what happened to them, but. . . .

What Tra Yarta wanted was a profound distortion of her work and she was ill at ease whenever she thought of what Parnalee was going to do with the data she provided, but. . . .

She had to do the a.n.a.lysis, she needed the information, she didn't trust either Parnalee or Churri, but there was no one else; she drove herself at her preparations with disgust, distrust and a bellyload of fury.

She made abortive gestures at first, feeling about like a blind worm, starting lines of investigation, letting them trickle from her fingers; she wasn't accustomed to working without a staff to help interview the subjects, collect data samples, do a preliminary sort on them and much of the slog work thereafter. Not having those eager, ambitious students, she had to reshape her habits and find a way to do that work herself.

After a week or so of aimless dipping into the Palace Library, she called herself to order and spent several days working with (and cursing copiously)the computers Tra Yarta had provided, setting up procedures, protocols and questionnaires. Then she began interviewing the Hordar who worked as gardeners, servants, cook, cat-handlers, musicians, poets, entertainers of all kinds, and last of all the few Hordar who made it into the Guard. Every Hordar working inside the Wall. They talked with her because they were ordered to and were very cautious in their answers to her questions, but she expected that and had long experience in setting up a series of questions that would give her much more information than they knew they were providing.

AH that took time, more time than usual, because she had no staff, because she had to do all the a.n.a.lysis herself without any of the software she needed on computers not designed for that sort of work, because she was deliberately doing about three times as much interviewing as she needed, because above all she wanted to be very careful about what she actually pa.s.sed out of her hands. Tra Yarta grew restless, but could not fault her for not working; besides, as she'd guessed from the first, he was a thorough man himself and they were only a minor part of his plans for suppressing dissent and disturbance. She sank her apprehensions and anxieties in a half-willed amnesia and let the work absorb her; she enjoyed everything about her profession, even the dullest part where she was going over and over material, arranging and re-arranging bits of information to discover patterns and unexpressed meanings.

Aslan yawned, recrossed her ankles. "Where's Churri?"

"Getting drunk somewhere, spinning stories, picking up more recordings.

What've you got?" Parnalee took the lid off the carafe he'd brought with him, chugged down half the ice water inside. It was an unusually hot day and the house wasn't equipped with any kind of air conditioning, not even a fan, so Aslan was spending the hottest part of the afternoon outside under shade trees near one of the dozen fountains, stretched out on a lounge chair she brought from a slatted toolshed tucked away behind some flowering shrubs.

"I've started getting the history sorted out. See what you can pick up on a couple of prophets; they seem to be important to the Hordar, so you might be able to use them. Pradix and Eftakes. Better be careful, though. I suppose you know how tricky that kind of thing can get for outsiders. Pradix. Hmm. Center to the local religion. He was born some two millennia ago, standard years not local, on a world called Hordaradda which was on the edge of the Huvveddan Empire. By the time he died or was translated or whatever you want to call it, one half of Hordaradda was swearing by him, the other half at him and the Huvved were agin the whole thing. Ended up with the Pradite faction buying a colony transport and lighting out for parts unknown. Shaking the dust off, usual reaction. Like a lot of fanatics, they didn't know what they were doing, but they were sure they were sharper than any mundane, so they got cheated on the s.h.i.+p, paid hard cash for junk.

The transport went blind in the insplit. If you believe in that kind of thing, it was their holy Prophet's intercession, or maybe it was Luck, anyway, when they tinkered their way back to reals.p.a.ce, there it was, a nice yellow dwarf of a sun with a coolish but comfortable planet waiting for them. No intelligent life as far as I can tell from the look I got at contemporary records, but otherwise a flouris.h.i.+ng biota land and sea. They named the sun Horgul and settled on the fourth planet out to breed and argue over the teachings of Pradix. I've printed up a few of those, you might be able to do something with them. Eftakes was born here about five hundred years later, I'm not all that sure just what his differences are with Pradix, but the Hordar had a sharpish little war over them and the Eftakites moved down to the south continent. Guneywhiyk. Silly name, isn't it. North continent's no better.

Kuzeywhiyk. Sounds like a sneeze. Got some of Eftakes' sayings listed too. Be careful how you use those up here. On Kuzeywhiyk." She giggled. "I don't know if Tra Yarta wants you doing anything down south; if so, you'd better have a look at Eftakes and his faction."

Parnalee rubbed the carafe back and forth across his brow, then gulped down a good part of the water left in it. "Never mind the sayings, any hero tales?""Yeh, but most of them are set on Hordaradda. I'll print you up some summaries, let me know which you want to look at closer. Um. Some narrative verse cycles from the War of the Prophets. Haven't had time to do more than look at the t.i.tles." She sipped at the fruitade, wiped her mouth. "I've come across mention of popular verse tales about the Conquest, the kind of thing that conquered peoples pa.s.s around, more or less mouth to mouth. Naturally the Huvved didn't record any of them, though I suppose they knew about them, the mention was in a trial transcript of a Hordar accused of theft and murder.^ Huvved definitions of both. I think it likely he was some sort of rebel. You might ask Churri to see if he can dig up some of them, they should be still floating around in ma.n.u.script and memory, that kind of underground snoot-c.o.c.king can hang on for centuries."

He smiled, a tight, sour twist of his lips. "I'll enjoy that." The smile, such as it was, vanished. "Insolent stupid arrogant s.h.i.+theads, I could break them over my little finger. G.o.ds, one more mincing cretin treating me like a dog.

She filled a second gla.s.s with iced fruitade, got lazily to her feet and carried it to him. "It was your idea, Par." He reminded her of Sarmaylen when one of his pieces was rejected; the thought made her smile and feel more tender toward him than she was wont to do. "You thought up the party catering bit, you went to Tra Yarta and got him to rent you out. Here, take this."

While he drank from the tall gla.s.s, she smoothed her cold hand along his face and neck, then moved around behind him and began kneading at tight shoulder muscles. "You're just not used to being a slave; that kind of stagnant society couldn't afford you, lucky you. Uh! I've been on one or two feudal backwaters.

Uh! No slaves, but some of the peasants might as well have been, bonded to the soil, sold with it. Uh! you're all knotted up. I've seen the way their so-called betters treat them. Uh! To these highborn Huvved, you're not as valuable as a dog, you can't be dropped into a pit and live out their fantasies of manhood for them with your blood and pain." She stopped talking, clicked her tongue. "Hmm, I wonder. . . . Any smell of pit-fights with men instead of dogs?" She stepped back from him. "That's a bit better. My hands are getting hot, might as well stop for now." She strolled back to the lounge chair, stretched out on it and took up her own gla.s.s, resting it on the firm flesh over her stomach; her s.h.i.+rt was open except for a single b.u.t.ton holding it together across her b.r.e.a.s.t.s. "Well, have you?" He lifted his head, looked at her with dislike that melted into a smile more professional than warm, though that might be her own att.i.tudes getting in the way. "I've arranged several such entertainments."

She slid the sweating gla.s.s back and forth across her bare midriff. "Ah." She was silent for a breath or two, then she said, "Be careful, Par."

"Don't angle for a promotion up to dog?"

"You got it."

She heard the tinkle of ice cubes, then he grunted. When he spoke, he changed the subject (the change landed on her ear with a loud clunk that said he didn't want to talk about this any more). "How'd the Huvved get here? Is there anything in that for me?"

"Hmm. Depends on what you want. You might be able to touch in undertones of Hordar pride and anger and take the curse off them. As long as you don't get so explicit you rub up against Huvved paranoia." She glanced at Parnalee, saw his annoyance, trying to teach him elementary tricks of his own trade, hah!

she swallowed a grin, but . . . enough was enough, she'd gotten a small jab in for that look he gave her, time to be serious. "Let's see. About three hundred years ago, again that's standard not local years, when the good folk in the Huvved Empire got tired of their b.l.o.o.d.y rulers, or maybe desperate enough not to care all that much what happened to them, they rose up on their hind legs and kicked out the current Imperator. Came within a hair of putting their hands on him too, close enough they scared the s.h.i.+t out of the creep. He ran for his life in his last Warmaster, wrapped in her cloud of stingers, made theinsplit just ahead of a swarm of Harriers. When they didn't give up and dived after him, he ordered a random course punched in, ran along it full out until he lost them, then popped back to reals.p.a.ce so he could find out where he was.

Poor old Pradites. Either Pradix's holiness had worn off or Luck was out to lunch because where do you think he was when he stuck his nose up? A spit and a half from Horgul. They come all this distance to get away from home fights and b.l.o.o.d.y Huvved, spend seven centuries getting comfortable with their new world, and here comes the Huvved Imperator and his hopeful court to sit on their necks again. Hmm. One of those coincidences n.o.body believes, but they happen. Um. Shall I go on?"

"This is printed out?"

"Minus a few editorial comments that might annoy the spy who reads my hard copy."

He squinted up at brilliant white sunlight glittering through interstices between the undulant leaves of the low broad tree spreading out above them, leaves like overlapping slices of translucent green jade. "I've got nothing better to do until it cools down. Go on."

"Thanks a lot." She sipped at the fruitade; it was still cool enough to be drinkable, though the ice had melted. She wiped away the sticky trickle spilling from the corner of her mouth and wished futilely for a little wind to stir the hot still air; with the outer curtain wall and the inner walls that shut in this much smaller s.p.a.ce, any breeze around would give up and go home.

"Right. Picture our Imperator and his bunch sitting up there in that monstrous Warmaster, drooling over what looks like a sweet setup for plunder. Picture their surprise when they tune in on the local comsets and hear a version of Hordar speech. It apparently hadn't changed all that much in the centuries since the Pradites left Hordaradda, the Hordar are a pretty conservative bunch. Far as I can gather, there was an odd mix of technology. A lot like they've got now, in fact. Minus some flourishes laid on by the slave techs the present Imperator has been importing. Functioning comsets, the landers from the colony transport, some stray robotics, some sophisticated filters, touches here and there of tech they'd brought with them and managed to hang onto. They did some mining in the asteroid belt, dumped their worst criminals on the next world out, that kind of thing. Otherwise, they were pretty well early industrial with large feudal patches out on the gra.s.slands, what they call the Duzzulkas. No ground traffic, but a busy sky. Airs.h.i.+ps. Hydrogen lift. All sizes, all over the place. Cheap and reliable. Don't have to build roads. By the by, I've convinced Tra Yarta that I should visit a Sea Farm soon, tell you about that later. Anyway, where was I?"

"All over the place."

"If I'm boring you____"

"Academic maundering, which I suppose you can't help, being an academician. Go on. I have to get this one way or another and it might as well be now."

"So kind. Remind me to poison your next drink. Hmm. Yes. The Huvved came roaring in over Tairanna and took her fast and b.l.o.o.d.y. Poor old Pradites and Eftakites hadn't a chance against a Warmaster, stories from that time have her melting down whole cities in a single hour." She sat up, wiped at her face.

"Like I'm going to melt in a minute." She poured more fruitade into her gla.s.s, tasted it, grimaced. It was warmish, all the ice long gone. She dumped the pitcher out, filled it at the fountain and emptied it over her head, filled it again, emptied it again and dripped back to the lounge chair. "From all I can find out, the Hordar were a peaceful lot then; they did more fighting with words than with fists, they'd rather go somewhere else when things got tense.

Didn't mean they wouldn't fight, but they weren't much good at hopeless battles. Even then, though, you didn't want to push them too hard. Back them into a corner and you had trouble, serious trouble, capital T trouble. You get the Hordar Surge coming at you."

Parnalee broke open the fastenings on his tunic, wiped at his face and his neck with a damp handkerchief. "I presume this will eventually reach some endpoint."Aslan ignored him. "What it is, it's a sort of mob action that turns a collection of individuals into a single being with a single mind and a single purpose which is basically to stomp a threat into mush." She lifted the damp ends of her s.h.i.+rt and flapped them idly, trying to stir a bit of breeze along her sweaty body. "To trigger a Surge . . ." she broke off, yawned, ". . . you put a minimum of twelve Hordar in some sort of enclosed s.p.a.ce and apply extreme stress involving the survival of a genetic group." She closed her eyes, after a minute cracked the eye on Parnalee's side. He was flushed with heat and visibly uncomfortable; she couldn't tell if he was listening. Oh well.

what the h.e.l.l, might as well finish her recitation. "A Surge grows in lumps of twelve, don't know why, but there it is." She yawned again. "Bridges from group to group until most of the population is involved. It doesn't quit until the danger is gone or every unit in the Surge is dead." She pushed sweat-soggy hair out of her eyes and thought about going inside for a bath, but it was hotter in there than it was here. Too bad the fountain was in full sunlight, be nice to sit in it a while and cool off, but she didn't want a case of sunstroke, she didn't much trust the doctors on this primitive world. Wonder if there are any umbrellas inside, I could tie an umbrella to one of those upper tiers and make my own shade. Hmm. Haven't got the energy to move. "After I came on the term in the early histories, I tried talking about it in my interviews. Every Hordar had a powerful nonverbal response to the word and put up barriers whenever I tried to move beyond abstractions to the actual mechanics of the thing and the emotional and physical responses." She sighed.

"You getting any of this, Par?"

"I'm listening."

"Hmm. You think there's any chance, if it's this hot tomorrow, for us to go out on the lake, do some swimming?"

"No."

"Why?"

"Freshwater eel-a.n.a.logs. Very hungry this time of year."

"s.h.i.+t."

"Yeh."

"Wondered why I didn't see any boats out there."

"That's why."

"Swimming pools?"